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== Overview ==

Lash~~'s wish and motives in the ritual are currently unknown. He does, however, know~~ exactly what he wants from the [[Patron|Patrons]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Select|voice line]] (Select): ''"Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for."''</ref>

Lash knows exactly what he wants from the [[Patron|Patrons]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Select|voice line]] (Select): ''"Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for."''</ref> His motivation in the [[ritual]] seems to be to prove his greatness to the world.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Hidden King|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Patrons|transcription=You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you bring forth the Hidden King, your greatness will be undeniable.}}</ref><ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Archmother|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Patrons|transcription=The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.}}</ref>

=== Biography ===

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=== Personality ===

Lash refers to himself as "The Lash".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Ground Strike|voice line]] (use Grapple): ''"Here comes The Lash!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Paige): ''"Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash."''</ref> He also calls himself "The God of Combat" and "God's gift to Combat". <ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=Tell me you're competent.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Competent? No, I am god's gift to combat.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Pre-Game|voice line]] (Ping Pre-Game): ''"I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing."''</ref> He frequently flirts with women (who generally shutdown or ignore his advances) and likes to give nicknames to others.

Lash refers to himself as "The Lash".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Ground Strike|voice line]] (use Grapple): ''"Here comes The Lash!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Paige): ''"Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash."''</ref> He also calls himself "The God of Combat" and "God's gift to Combat".<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=Tell me you're competent.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Competent? No, I am god's gift to combat.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Pre-Game|voice line]] (Ping Pre-Game): ''"I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing."''</ref> He frequently flirts with women (who generally shutdown or ignore his advances) and likes to give nicknames to others.<ref name=":4" />

Lash knows that people hate him, but in his eyes that just means they envy him because they're mediocre.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Select|context=(select)|transcription=I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.}}</ref> He believes that he can help people without being nice to them.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Kelvin|number=3|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Kelvin... Were you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer?! No. The Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!}}</ref>

Lash doesn't deny that he's delusional and arrogant.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Yes.}}</ref><ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Grey Talon|number=1|hero_quote1=Grey Talon|quote1=Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=God damn right they are.}}</ref> It's implied that he may be smarter than most people give him credit for.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Dynamo|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in 'Being Amazing', The Lash is happy to oblige.|hero_quote2=Dynamo|quote2=I'm shocked you know what an 'adjunct' is.}}</ref>

=== Information ===

Lash donates 3% of his earnings to his charity called "Lash-Back", dedicated to children "that kind of suck".<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|Lash|file=Lash select 13 charity.mp3|transcription=You know it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking three percent of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.}}</ref>

Lash likes to drink mimosas,<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash concerned 03.mp3|transcription=Eh, you know, I probably shouldn't have had those six Mimosas before the fight.}}</ref> a cocktail made with chilled sparkling wine and orange juice. He has an open tab at [[Jezebel's]].<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Infernus|suffix='|file=Inferno ally lash pass on zipline 01.mp3|transcription=Don't die before you close your tab, Lash!}}</ref>

Lash likes to drink [[wikipedia:Mimosa_(cocktail)|mimosas]],<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash concerned 03.mp3|transcription=Eh, you know, I probably shouldn't have had those six Mimosas before the fight.}}</ref> a cocktail made with chilled sparkling wine and orange juice. He has an open tab at [[Jezebel's]].<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Infernus|suffix='|file=Inferno ally lash pass on zipline 01.mp3|transcription=Don't die before you close your tab, Lash!}}</ref>

Lash has not gone to college.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash_kill_dynamo_02.mp3|transcription=And this is why I never bothered with college!}}</ref>

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Lash mocks {{HeroIcon|Wraith}} for betting on Bebop,<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|Lash|file=Lash kill wraith 02.mp3|context=(killed Wraith)|transcription=Backed the wrong horse, Wraith... Like always.}}</ref> and Wraith teases Lash because he lost to Bebop "one time".<ref name=":0">{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Wraith|number=2|hero_quote1=Wraith|quote1=You're the guy that lost to Bebop.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=One time.|hero_quote3=Wraith|quote3=One time is all it takes to be a loser.}}</ref>

~~=== {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} ===~~

~~One of the storylines in [[Ivy's Visual Novel]] has Lash helping her go after [[Mendoza]].~~

=== {{HeroIcon|Vyper}} ===

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Lash is scared of Vyper's obsession with him and wants her to leave him alone.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Vyper): ''"I need her to leave me alone!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Vyper): ''"Oh, I hope she got the message..."''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Allies|voice line]] (Ally Vyper Killed): ''"They took out Vyper! Thank God..."''</ref>

=== {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} ===

One of the storylines in [[Ivy's Visual Novel]] has Lash helping her go after [[Mendoza]].

== Character Interactions ==

* Lash attempts to flirt with {{HeroIcon|Haze}}, {{HeroIcon|Holliday}}, {{HeroIcon|Lady Geist}}, and {{HeroIcon|Mcginnis}}.<ref>[[Lash/Quotes#Conversations|Lash conversations]]</ref>

* Lash attempts to flirt with {{HeroIcon|Haze}}, {{HeroIcon|Holliday}}, {{HeroIcon|Lady Geist}}, and {{HeroIcon|Mcginnis}}.<ref name=":4">[[Lash/Quotes#Conversations|Lash conversations]]</ref>

* Lash respects {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} for her war against Mendoza.<ref name=":1">{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Ivy|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Looking forward to working with you, Ivy.|hero_quote2=Ivy|quote2=Really?|hero_quote3=Lash|quote3=You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that is impressive.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Ivy): ''"Love that you hate Mendoza. Hate that you picked a fight with me."''</ref>

* Lash once beat up {{PageRef|name=Celeste}}'s friend Lenny in the Bear Pit.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}'s in-game [[Celeste/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"That’s for what ya did to Lenny in the Bear Pit!"''</ref>

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* {{PageRef|name=Billy}},<ref name=":2" /> {{PageRef|name=Kelvin}},<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Kelvin|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Nice beard.|hero_quote2=Kelvin|quote2=Nice moustache.}}</ref> {{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}'s in-game [[Lady Geist/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Lash): ''"The moustache is all that's impressive about you, Lash."''</ref> and {{PageRef|name=Venator}}<ref>{{PageRef|name=Venator}}'s in-game [[Venator/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"Lash, the only thing impressive about you is your moustache."''</ref> compliment Lash's moustache. Billy also says Lash is "chiseled like a Greek god".<ref name=":2">{{PageRef|name=Billy}}'s in-game [[Billy/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Lash): ''"You think you're special cuz you're chiseled like a Greek god and got a sexy moustache?"''</ref>

** {{PageRef|name=Rem}} wants Lash's moustache.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Rem}}'s in-game [[Rem/Quotes#Enemy|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"I want his moustache."''</ref>

* {{HeroIcon|Grey Talon}} agrees with Lash that Lash is skilled enough to join the Baxter Society, but warns him of their high mortality rate.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Grey Talon|hero2=Lash|number=2}}</ref>

* The {{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}} calls Lash a "[[wikipedia:Boston_Celtics|Celtics]] fan"<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Shopkeeper|quotes=Shopkeeper|transcription=Lash, Even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.}}</ref> and "the poster boy for the Celtics".<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Shopkeeper|file=Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_lash_01.mp3|transcription=Wow, if it isn't the poster boy for the Celtics!}}</ref> The Boston Celtics basketball team has a [[wikipedia:Celtics–Knicks_rivalry|historic rivalry]] with the [[wikipedia:New_York_Knicks|New York Knicks]], which is referenced in other voice lines.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Trapper|file=trapper_select_03.mp3|transcription=First I summon a god, then I watch the Knickerbockers destroy the Celtics!}}</ref><ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Newscaster|file=newscaster_seasonal_headline_09_alt_01.mp3|transcription=The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics.}}</ref>

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 == Overview ==
-Lash's wish and motives in the ritual are currently unknown. He does, however, know exactly what he wants from the [[Patron|Patrons]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Select|voice line]] (Select): ''"Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for."''</ref>
+Lash knows exactly what he wants from the [[Patron|Patrons]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Select|voice line]] (Select): ''"Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for."''</ref> His motivation in the [[ritual]] seems to be to prove his greatness to the world.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Hidden King|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Patrons|transcription=You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you bring forth the Hidden King, your greatness will be undeniable.}}</ref><ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Archmother|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Patrons|transcription=The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.}}</ref>
 === Biography ===
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 === Personality ===
-Lash refers to himself as "The Lash".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Ground Strike|voice line]] (use Grapple): ''"Here comes The Lash!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Paige): ''"Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash."''</ref> He also calls himself "The God of Combat" and "God's gift to Combat". <ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=Tell me you're competent.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Competent? No, I am god's gift to combat.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Pre-Game|voice line]] (Ping Pre-Game): ''"I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing."''</ref> He frequently flirts with women (who generally shutdown or ignore his advances) and likes to give nicknames to others.
+Lash refers to himself as "The Lash".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Ground Strike|voice line]] (use Grapple): ''"Here comes The Lash!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Paige): ''"Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash."''</ref> He also calls himself "The God of Combat" and "God's gift to Combat".<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=Tell me you're competent.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Competent? No, I am god's gift to combat.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Pre-Game|voice line]] (Ping Pre-Game): ''"I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing."''</ref> He frequently flirts with women (who generally shutdown or ignore his advances) and likes to give nicknames to others.<ref name=":4" />
+Lash knows that people hate him, but in his eyes that just means they envy him because they're mediocre.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|quotes=Lash/Quotes#Select|context=(select)|transcription=I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.}}</ref> He believes that he can help people without being nice to them.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Kelvin|number=3|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Kelvin... Were you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer?! No. The Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!}}</ref>
+Lash doesn't deny that he's delusional and arrogant.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Lady Geist|number=2|hero_quote1=Lady Geist|quote1=I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=Yes.}}</ref><ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Grey Talon|number=1|hero_quote1=Grey Talon|quote1=Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=God damn right they are.}}</ref> It's implied that he may be smarter than most people give him credit for.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Dynamo|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in 'Being Amazing', The Lash is happy to oblige.|hero_quote2=Dynamo|quote2=I'm shocked you know what an 'adjunct' is.}}</ref>
 === Information ===
 Lash donates 3% of his earnings to his charity called "Lash-Back", dedicated to children "that kind of suck".<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|Lash|file=Lash select 13 charity.mp3|transcription=You know it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking three percent of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.}}</ref>
-Lash likes to drink mimosas,<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash concerned 03.mp3|transcription=Eh, you know, I probably shouldn't have had those six Mimosas before the fight.}}</ref> a cocktail made with chilled sparkling wine and orange juice. He has an open tab at [[Jezebel's]].<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Infernus|suffix='|file=Inferno ally lash pass on zipline 01.mp3|transcription=Don't die before you close your tab, Lash!}}</ref>
+Lash likes to drink [[wikipedia:Mimosa_(cocktail)|mimosas]],<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash concerned 03.mp3|transcription=Eh, you know, I probably shouldn't have had those six Mimosas before the fight.}}</ref> a cocktail made with chilled sparkling wine and orange juice. He has an open tab at [[Jezebel's]].<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Infernus|suffix='|file=Inferno ally lash pass on zipline 01.mp3|transcription=Don't die before you close your tab, Lash!}}</ref>
 Lash has not gone to college.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Lash|file=Lash_kill_dynamo_02.mp3|transcription=And this is why I never bothered with college!}}</ref>
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 Lash mocks {{HeroIcon|Wraith}} for betting on Bebop,<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|Lash|file=Lash kill wraith 02.mp3|context=(killed Wraith)|transcription=Backed the wrong horse, Wraith... Like always.}}</ref> and Wraith teases Lash because he lost to Bebop "one time".<ref name=":0">{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Wraith|number=2|hero_quote1=Wraith|quote1=You're the guy that lost to Bebop.|hero_quote2=Lash|quote2=One time.|hero_quote3=Wraith|quote3=One time is all it takes to be a loser.}}</ref>
-=== {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} ===
-One of the storylines in [[Ivy's Visual Novel]] has Lash helping her go after [[Mendoza]].
 === {{HeroIcon|Vyper}} ===
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 Lash is scared of Vyper's obsession with him and wants her to leave him alone.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Vyper): ''"I need her to leave me alone!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Vyper): ''"Oh, I hope she got the message..."''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Allies|voice line]] (Ally Vyper Killed): ''"They took out Vyper! Thank God..."''</ref>
+=== {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} ===
+One of the storylines in [[Ivy's Visual Novel]] has Lash helping her go after [[Mendoza]].
 == Character Interactions ==
-* Lash attempts to flirt with {{HeroIcon|Haze}}, {{HeroIcon|Holliday}}, {{HeroIcon|Lady Geist}}, and {{HeroIcon|Mcginnis}}.<ref>[[Lash/Quotes#Conversations|Lash conversations]]</ref>
+* Lash attempts to flirt with {{HeroIcon|Haze}}, {{HeroIcon|Holliday}}, {{HeroIcon|Lady Geist}}, and {{HeroIcon|Mcginnis}}.<ref name=":4">[[Lash/Quotes#Conversations|Lash conversations]]</ref>
 * Lash respects {{HeroIcon|Ivy}} for her war against Mendoza.<ref name=":1">{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Ivy|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Looking forward to working with you, Ivy.|hero_quote2=Ivy|quote2=Really?|hero_quote3=Lash|quote3=You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that is impressive.}}</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Lash}}'s in-game [[Lash/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Ivy): ''"Love that you hate Mendoza. Hate that you picked a fight with me."''</ref>
 * Lash once beat up {{PageRef|name=Celeste}}'s friend Lenny in the Bear Pit.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}'s in-game [[Celeste/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"That’s for what ya did to Lenny in the Bear Pit!"''</ref>
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 * {{PageRef|name=Billy}},<ref name=":2" /> {{PageRef|name=Kelvin}},<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Lash|hero2=Kelvin|number=1|hero_quote1=Lash|quote1=Nice beard.|hero_quote2=Kelvin|quote2=Nice moustache.}}</ref> {{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}<ref>{{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}'s in-game [[Lady Geist/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Lash): ''"The moustache is all that's impressive about you, Lash."''</ref> and {{PageRef|name=Venator}}<ref>{{PageRef|name=Venator}}'s in-game [[Venator/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"Lash, the only thing impressive about you is your moustache."''</ref> compliment Lash's moustache. Billy also says Lash is "chiseled like a Greek god".<ref name=":2">{{PageRef|name=Billy}}'s in-game [[Billy/Quotes#Enemies|voice line]] (Killed Lash): ''"You think you're special cuz you're chiseled like a Greek god and got a sexy moustache?"''</ref>
 ** {{PageRef|name=Rem}} wants Lash's moustache.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Rem}}'s in-game [[Rem/Quotes#Enemy|voice line]] (killed Lash): ''"I want his moustache."''</ref>
+* {{HeroIcon|Grey Talon}} agrees with Lash that Lash is skilled enough to join the Baxter Society, but warns him of their high mortality rate.<ref>{{ConvoCite|hero1=Grey Talon|hero2=Lash|number=2}}</ref>
 * The {{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}} calls Lash a "[[wikipedia:Boston_Celtics|Celtics]] fan"<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Shopkeeper|quotes=Shopkeeper|transcription=Lash, Even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.}}</ref> and "the poster boy for the Celtics".<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Shopkeeper|file=Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_lash_01.mp3|transcription=Wow, if it isn't the poster boy for the Celtics!}}</ref> The Boston Celtics basketball team has a [[wikipedia:Celtics–Knicks_rivalry|historic rivalry]] with the [[wikipedia:New_York_Knicks|New York Knicks]], which is referenced in other voice lines.<ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Trapper|file=trapper_select_03.mp3|transcription=First I summon a god, then I watch the Knickerbockers destroy the Celtics!}}</ref><ref>{{VoiceLineCite|name=Newscaster|file=newscaster_seasonal_headline_09_alt_01.mp3|transcription=The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics.}}</ref>