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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Atlas lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work.

'''Abrams:''' My name's... Abrams.

'''Lash:''' Probably not gonna remember that.

'''Abrams:''' After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that?!

'''Lash:''' Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.}}

|{{Audio link|Atlas lash 2.mp3|'''Lash:''' I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash.

'''Abrams:''' You are somethin' else.

'''Lash:''' Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.}}

|{{Audio link|Atlas lash 3.mp3|'''Lash:''' So, what does it feel like?

'''Abrams:''' Excuse me?

'''Lash:''' Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like?

'''Abrams:''' Nauseating?

'''Lash:''' No need to be nervous. I am approachable.

'''Abrams:''' Oh god...}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}

|'''Apollo:''' I've seen you fight before.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' Yes. Someone fairly decent.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' Look: I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in ''real'' combat... you're a middling talent.

|'''Apollo:''' So, you're that arrogant moron I've heard so much about.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' That's not what they said.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' ''Pretty'' sure they were.

|'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' I don't want your autograph.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' You don't know who I am?

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' ''[Groan]''

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?

'''Drifter:''' They call me the Drifter.

'''Lash:''' Don't know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it's your life.}}

|{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Drifter:''' Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about?

'''Lash:''' Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.

'''Drifter:''' Yeah, it's you.}}

|{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Drifter:''' Heard you like hurting people, Lash.

'''Lash:''' I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt, that's on them, not me.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in "Being Amazing", The Lash is happy to oblige.

'''Dynamo:''' I'm shocked you know what an "adjunct" is.

'''Lash:''' Don't underestimate The Lash, professor! It never works out!}}

|{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... How long you been with the old ball-and-chain?

'''Dynamo:''' Don't talk about Marla like that.

'''Lash:''' Just making conversation!

'''Dynamo:''' And I'm telling you to respect my wife.}}

|{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Lash:''' What's the first thing you're gonna do when The Lash gets your body back?

'''Dynamo:''' I believe you mean the Patron. But to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' How you feeling, old man?

'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.

'''Lash:''' I get it, it must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.

'''Grey Talon:''' Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.

'''Lash:''' God damn right they are.}}

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society?

'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.

'''Lash:''' Boosh!

'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.

'''Lash:''' Obviously.

'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.}}

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we need to learn to work together.

'''Lash:''' Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch The Lash do his thing.

'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare...}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.

'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a long day.

'''Lash:''' Hah, best day of your life.

'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.}}

|{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' The Lash and the Sandman. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it?

'''Haze:''' Sure.

'''Lash:''' I see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man, an emotionally unavailable killing machine, a little action, a lot of ''sexual'' tension...

'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?

'''Lash:''' Yeah... haha, you get it.}}

|{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.

'''Lash:''' Y'know, it's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Astro lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... you using that rope for work or recreation?

'''Holliday:''' You are such a pig.

'''Lash:''' Nah babe... I'm Lash.

'''Holliday:''' Shut up!}}

|{{Audio link|Astro lash 2.mp3|'''Lash:''' Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city?

'''Holliday:''' I'm tracking down a serial killer.

'''Lash:''' If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in.

'''Holliday:''' Oh my god, I hate you.}}

|{{Audio link|Astro lash 3.mp3|'''Holliday:''' Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.

'''Lash:''' What's in it for me?

'''Holliday:''' I don't knock your teeth in.

'''Lash:''' The Lash accepts.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Looking forward to working with you, Ivy.

'''Ivy:''' Really?

'''Lash:''' You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and ''that'' is impressive.

'''Ivy:''' Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.

'''Lash:''' Stupid people tend to say stupid things.

'''Ivy:''' Hm!}}

|{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Ivy:''' Do we have a plan?

'''Lash:''' You think we need one?

'''Ivy:''' Probably?

'''Lash:''' Ivy, a plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need... is The Lash.

'''Ivy:''' We need... you?

'''Lash:''' Goddamn right you do.}}

|{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Ivy:''' Why do you hate Bebop so much?

'''Lash:''' You've ''obviously'' never met Bebop.

'''Ivy:''' He seems nice.

'''Lash:''' He's stupid!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Kelvin}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Nice beard.

'''Kelvin:''' Nice moustache.

'''Lash:''' Well, aren't we a pair of handsome bastards?}}

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' What's with the parka?

'''Kelvin:''' I died in the Arctic.

'''Lash:''' That keep you from changing your clothes?

'''Kelvin:''' This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive, so I'm not risking taking it off.}}

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Kelvin:''' You should be kinder to people, Lash.

'''Lash:''' The Lash rejects the ''premise'' of your argument.

'''Kelvin:''' I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.

'''Lash:''' Kelvin... Were you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be ''nicer''?! No. The Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Well, take a look at green-armed Sally.

'''Lady Geist:''' Don't talk to me.

'''Lash:''' That's fine by me, I'm just happy lookin'.

'''Lady Geist:''' Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.

'''Lash:''' It's a date.}}

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lady Geist:''' Tell me you're competent.

'''Lash:''' Competent? No. I am god's gift to combat.

'''Lady Geist:''' I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.

'''Lash:''' Yes.}}

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Lash:''' Now, what's a lady whose got everything need from the Patrons?

'''Lady Geist:''' We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence.

'''Lash:''' They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.

'''Lady Geist:''' We are neither.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Ahh, so The Lash is working with the kid genius.

'''McGinnis:''' I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.

'''Lash:''' No need to get defensive, McG.

'''McGinnis:''' No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".

'''Lash:''' I like you.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' Are you ready to watch greatness in action?

'''McGinnis:''' Are you?}}

|{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 03.mp3|'''McGinnis:''' You can go over my walls, right?

'''Lash:''' You talkin' metaphorical or literal?

'''McGinnis:''' I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.

'''Lash:''' Maggie Mac... If you wanna say you got a crush on The Lash, you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.

'''McGinnis:''' Shut up.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman.

'''Seven:''' I'm not interested in chit-chat.

'''Lash:''' That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation.

'''Seven:''' There is no conversation.

'''Lash:''' The Lash does it again.}}

|{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 2.mp3|'''Seven:''' They say you have quite the ego.

'''Lash:''' Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.

'''Seven:''' On this, we can agree.}}

|{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 3.mp3|'''Seven:''' You're the pitfighter, yes?

'''Lash:''' Uh... You mispronounced "champion".

'''Seven:''' How silly of me.

'''Lash:''' Mistakes happen, Glowstick.

'''Seven:''' What did you call me?

'''Lash:''' Glowstick. It's your new nickname.

'''Seven:''' Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.

'''Lash:''' Seven it is!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 01.mp3|'''Lash:''' You should fight in the bear pit.

'''Victor:''' I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.

'''Lash:''' It's not a literal bear pit. It's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.

'''Victor:''' I think I'll pass.

'''Lash:''' Your loss.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' Ready to do this Patchwork?

'''Victor:''' That's not my name.

'''Lash:''' Yeah, but there's no way I'm going to remember your name. This is a mnemonic.

'''Victor:''' Patchwork isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.

'''Lash:''' You got me there, Patches!}}

|{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 03.mp3|'''Lash:''' Here's a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.

'''Victor:''' By the time you save the day, they'll be laughing over my dead body.

'''Lash:''' Exactly! That's when The Lash catches them flat-footed.

'''Victor:''' What good does that do me?

'''Lash:''' It gives your sad life meaning, and that should be enough.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' I can't believe I'm here next to you.

'''Lash:''' That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true.

'''Vyper:''' You smell even better when you're awake.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... Vyper.

'''Vyper:''' Who do you want dead?

'''Lash:''' Mmm, no one?

'''Vyper:''' Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and ''real'' bad impulse control! Heh, so what do you need?

'''Lash:''' Nothin'. You're great.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah. We are...}}

|{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?

'''Lash:''' Yeah. They were... very specific.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, well, y'know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so... wanted to make sure they stood out.

'''Lash:''' Ooh, haha, they did.

'''Vyper:''' Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh?

'''Lash:''' No, I, uh... I really didn't.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lash wraith 1.mp3|'''Wraith:''' Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.

'''Lash:''' Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.

'''Wraith:''' I lost a lot of money.

'''Lash:''' You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.}}

|{{Audio link|lash wraith 2.mp3|Lash: So... you're the lady who bets on Bebop.

Wraith: You're the guy that ''lost'' to Bebop.

Lash: ''One'' time.

Wraith: One time's all it takes to be a loser.

(Alt lines: {{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_02.mp3|"Shut up!",}}{{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_03.mp3|"Earmuffs! Earmuffs!",}}{{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_04.mp3|"And scene.",}}{{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_05.mp3|"And bzzt!",}}{{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_06.mp3|"''[Whispers]'' Shut up!..",}}{{Audio link|Lash_match_start_lash_wraith_convo02_05_07.mp3|"...And we're done.")}}

|{{Audio link|Lash wraith 3.mp3|'''Lash:''' Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city.

'''Wraith:''' You're insufferable.

'''Lash:''' I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}

|'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' Be quiet, or I will butcher you like you butcher my language.

|'''Yamato:''' You are the one they call Lash?

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' The arrogance of one.

|'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' I need you to shut up.

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' I will throw acid in your face.

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' It is not.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Cold Front}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Colossus}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Cursed Relic}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Decay}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Echo Shard}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Knockdown}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use knockdown 02.mp3|Tripped 'em up!}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use knockdown 03.mp3|Aw, they're stunned!}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Metal Skin}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use metal skin 01.mp3|Try shooting me now.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use metal skin 02.mp3|I'm not worried about bullets.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use metal skin 03.mp3|What ya gonna do? Shoot me?}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Phantom Strike}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use phantom strike 01.mp3|Phantom Strike!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Refresher}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shadow Weave}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Silencer}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Unstoppable}}

|rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vampiric Burst}}

|{{Audio link|Lash use vampiric burst 01.mp3|Vampire burst!}}

|}

== Generic Pings ==

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Abrams}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}

|{{PageRef|Calico}}

|{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

|{{Audio link|Lash ally dynamo pass on zipline 01.mp3|Move it domehead!}}

|{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}

|{{Audio link|Lash ally orion pass on zipline 01.mp3|Don't worry, old man! The Lash will be back to carry you soon.}}

|{{PageRef|Haze}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}

|{{PageRef|Kelvin}}

|{{PageRef|McGinnis}}

|{{Audio link|Lash ally forge pass on zipline 01.mp3|See you soon, McG!}}

|{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

|{{Audio link|Lash ally ghost pass on zipline 01.mp3|Go be creepy, Geist.}}

|{{PageRef|Mirage}}

|{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}

|{{PageRef|Paradox}}

|{{PageRef|Pocket}}

|{{PageRef|Seven}}

|{{PageRef|Shiv}}

|{{PageRef|Vindicta}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Vyper}}

|{{Audio link|Lash ally viper killed in lane 02.mp3|They took out Vyper! ''Thank God...''}}

|{{PageRef|Warden}}

|{{PageRef|name=Wraith}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Yamato}}

| rowspan="7" |{{PageRef|name=Abrams}}

| rowspan="10" |{{PageRef|name=Bebop}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Calico}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Dynamo}}

| rowspan="6" |{{PageRef|name=Grey Talon}}

| rowspan="6" |{{PageRef|name=Haze}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Holliday}}

| rowspan="6" |{{PageRef|name=Infernus}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Ivy}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Kelvin}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=McGinnis}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Mirage}}

| rowspan="6" |{{PageRef|name=Mo & Krill}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Paige}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Paradox}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Pocket}}

| rowspan="7" |{{PageRef|name=Seven}}

| rowspan="6" |{{PageRef|name=Shiv}}