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|[[File:Lash select 01.mp3]]

|When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.

|[[File:Lash select 02.mp3]]

|You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.

|[[File:Lash select 03.mp3]]

|Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I can tell 'em... "you're welcome".

|[[File:Lash select 04.mp3]]

|Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.

|[[File:Lash select 05.mp3]]

 

[[File:Lash select 05 alt 01.mp3]]

|Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.

|[[File:Lash select 06.mp3]]

|Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.

|[[File:Lash select 07.mp3]]

|See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.

|[[File:Lash select 08.mp3]]

|The only demons I can't punch... are my own.

|[[File:Lash select 09.mp3]]

|Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.

|[[File:Lash select 10.mp3]]

 

[[File:Lash select 10 02.mp3]]

|I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.

(Alt: I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's, uh... I mean it's a curse, really. You know, I rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.)

|[[File:Lash select 11.mp3]]

|It's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.

|[[File:Lash select 12.mp3]]

 

|Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.

|[[File:Lash select 13 charity.mp3]]

|You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.

|[[File:Lash unselect 01.mp3]]

|Ahaha, ah, good one. Wait, you're serious?

|[[File:Lash unselect 02.mp3]]

|Okay. Yeah, that was smart, don't pick me. Haha. See what happens.

|[[File:Lash unselect 03.mp3]]

|It's fine. The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to, cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.

|[[File:Lash unselect 04.mp3]]

|Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so- Ahah. Yeah, no worries.

|[[File:Lash unselect 05.mp3]]

|I understand, you wanna feel a challenge. See what it's like to not be the god of combat.

|[[File:Lash unselect 06.mp3]]

|Oh, Bebop got in your head, didn't he?

|[[File:Lash unselect 07.mp3]]

|The Lash is going to take a "me day".

|[[File:Lash unselect 08.mp3]]

|Not surprising. It takes time to get comfortable with greatness.

|[[File:Lash unselect 09.mp3]]

|You don't need to be intimidated by me, I am quite approachable.

|[[File:Lash unselect 10.mp3]]

|Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life-drawing class.

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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Atlas lash 1.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work.

'''Abrams:''' My name's... Abrams.

'''Lash:''' Probably not gonna remember that.

'''Abrams:''' After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that?!

'''Lash:''' Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.

|[[File:Atlas lash 2.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash.

'''Abrams:''' You are somethin' else.

'''Lash:''' Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.

|[[File:Atlas lash 3.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' So, what does it feel like?

'''Abrams:''' Excuse me?

'''Lash:''' Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like?

'''Abrams:''' Nauseating?

'''Lash:''' No need to be nervous. I am approachable.

'''Abrams:''' Oh god...

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}

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'''Apollo:''' I've seen you fight before.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' Yes. Someone fairly decent.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' Look: I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in ''real'' combat... you're a middling talent.

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'''Apollo:''' So, you're that arrogant moron I've heard so much about.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' That's not what they said.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' ''Pretty'' sure they were.

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'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' I don't want your autograph.

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' You don't know who I am?

'''Lash:'''

'''Apollo:''' ''[Groan]''

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Drifter_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?

'''Drifter:''' They call me the Drifter.

'''Lash:''' Don't know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it's your life.

|[[File:Drifter_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Drifter:''' Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about?

'''Lash:''' Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.

'''Drifter:''' Yeah, it's you.

|[[File:Drifter_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Drifter:''' Heard you like hurting people, Lash.

'''Lash:''' I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt, that's on them, not me.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Dynamo_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in "Being Amazing", The Lash is happy to oblige.

'''Dynamo:''' I'm shocked you know what an "adjunct" is.

'''Lash:''' Don't underestimate The Lash, professor! It never works out!

|[[File:Dynamo_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' So... How long you been with the old ball-and-chain?

'''Dynamo:''' Don't talk about Marla like that.

'''Lash:''' Just making conversation!

'''Dynamo:''' And I'm telling you to respect my wife.

|[[File:Dynamo_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' What's the first thing you're gonna do when The Lash gets your body back?

'''Dynamo:''' I believe you mean the Patron. But to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Grey_talon_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' How you feeling, old man?

'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.

'''Lash:''' I get it, it must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.

'''Grey Talon:''' Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.

'''Lash:''' God damn right they are.

|[[File:Grey_talon_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society?

'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.

'''Lash:''' Boosh!

'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.

'''Lash:''' Obviously.

'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.

|[[File:Grey_talon_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we need to learn to work together.

'''Lash:''' Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch The Lash do his thing.

'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare...

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Haze_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.

'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a looong day.

'''Lash:''' Hah, best day of your life.

'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.

|[[File:Haze_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' The Lash and the Sandman. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it?

'''Haze:''' Sure.

'''Lash:''' I see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man, an emotionally unavailable killing machine, a little action, a ''lot'' of sexual tension...

'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?

'''Lash:''' Yeah... haha, you get it.

|[[File:Haze_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.

'''Lash:''' Y'know, it's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Astro lash 1.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' So... you using that rope for work or recreation?

'''Holliday:''' You are such a pig.

'''Lash:''' Nah babe... I'm Lash.

'''Holliday:''' Shut up!

|[[File:Astro lash 2.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city?

'''Holliday:''' I'm tracking down a serial killer.

'''Lash:''' If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in.

'''Holliday:''' Oh my god, I hate you.

|[[File:Astro lash 3.mp3]]

'''Holliday:''' Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.

'''Lash:''' What's in it for me?

'''Holliday:''' I don't knock your teeth in.

'''Lash:''' The Lash accepts.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Ivy_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Looking forward to working with you, Ivy.

'''Ivy:''' Really?

'''Lash:''' You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and ''that'' is impressive.

'''Ivy:''' Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.

'''Lash:''' Stupid people tend to say stupid things.

'''Ivy:''' Hm!

|[[File:Ivy_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Ivy:''' Do we have a plan?

'''Lash:''' You think we need one?

'''Ivy:''' Probably?

'''Lash:''' Ivy, a plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need... is The Lash.

'''Ivy:''' We need... you?

'''Lash:''' Goddamn right you do.

|[[File:Ivy_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Ivy:''' Why do you hate Bebop so much?

'''Lash:''' You've ''obviously'' never met Bebop.

'''Ivy:''' He seems nice.

'''Lash:''' He's stupid!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Kelvin}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Kelvin_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Nice beard.

'''Kelvin:''' Nice moustache.

'''Lash:''' Well, aren't we a pair of handsome bastards?

|[[File:Kelvin_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' What's with the parka?

'''Kelvin:''' I died in the Arctic.

'''Lash:''' That keep you from changing your clothes?

'''Kelvin:''' This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive, so I'm not risking taking it off.

|[[File:Kelvin_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Kelvin:''' You should be kinder to people, Lash.

'''Lash:''' The Lash rejects the ''premise'' of your argument.

'''Kelvin:''' I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.

'''Lash:''' Kelvin... Were you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be ''nicer''?! No. The Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Lady_geist_lash_conversation_01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Well, take a look at green-armed Sally.

'''Lady Geist:''' Don't talk to me.

'''Lash:''' That's fine by me, I'm just happy lookin'.

'''Lady Geist:''' Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.

'''Lash:''' It's a date.

|[[File:Lady_geist_lash_conversation_02.mp3]]

'''Lady Geist:''' Tell me you're competent.

'''Lash:''' Competent? No. I am god's gift to combat.

'''Lady Geist:''' I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.

'''Lash:''' Yes.

|[[File:Lady_geist_lash_conversation_03.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Now, what's a lady whose got everything need from the Patrons?

'''Lady Geist:''' We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence.

'''Lash:''' They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.

'''Lady Geist:''' We are neither.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Lash mcginnis conversation 01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Ahh, so The Lash is working with the kid genius.

'''McGinnis:''' I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.

'''Lash:''' No need to get defensive, McG.

'''McGinnis:''' No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".

'''Lash:''' I like you.

|[[File:Lash mcginnis conversation 02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Are you ready to watch greatness in action?

'''McGinnis:''' Are you?

|[[File:Lash mcginnis conversation 03.mp3]]

'''McGinnis:''' You can go over my walls, right?

'''Lash:''' You talkin' metaphorical or literal?  

'''McGinnis:''' I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.

'''Lash:''' Maggie Mac... If you wanna say you got a crush on The Lash, you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.  

'''McGinnis:''' Shut up.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Gigawatt lash 1.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman.

'''Seven:''' I'm not interested in chit-chat.

'''Lash:''' That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation.

'''Seven:''' There is no conversation.

'''Lash:''' The Lash does it again.

|[[File:Gigawatt lash 2.mp3]]

'''Seven:''' They say you have quite the ego.

'''Lash:''' Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.

'''Seven:''' On this, we can agree.

|[[File:Gigawatt lash 3.mp3]]

'''Seven:''' You're the pitfighter, yes?

'''Lash:''' Uh... You mispronounced "champion".

'''Seven:''' How silly of me.

'''Lash:''' Mistakes happen, Glowstick.

'''Seven:''' What did you call me?

'''Lash:''' Glowstick. It's your new nickname.

'''Seven:''' Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.

'''Lash:''' Seven it is!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Lash victor conversation 01.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' You should fight in the bear pit.

'''Victor:''' I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.

'''Lash:''' It's not a literal bear pit. It's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.

'''Victor:''' I think I'll pass.

'''Lash:''' Your loss.

|[[File:Lash victor conversation 02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Ready to do this Patchwork?

'''Victor:''' That's not my name.

'''Lash:''' Yeah, but there's no way I'm going to remember your name. This is a mnemonic.

'''Victor:''' Patchwork isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.

'''Lash:''' You got me there, Patches!

|[[File:Lash victor conversation 03.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Here's a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.

'''Victor:''' By the time you save the day, they'll be laughing over my dead body.

'''Lash:''' Exactly! That's when The Lash catches them flat-footed.

'''Victor:''' What good does that do me?

'''Lash:''' It gives your sad life meaning, and that should be enough.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Lash viper conversation 01.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' I can't believe I'm here next to you.

'''Lash:''' That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true.

'''Vyper:''' You smell even better when you're awake.

|[[File:Lash viper conversation 02.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' So... Vyper.

'''Vyper:''' Who do you want dead?

'''Lash:''' Mmm, no one?

'''Vyper:''' Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and ''real'' bad impulse control! Heh, so what do you need?

'''Lash:''' Nothin'. You're great.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah. We are...

|[[File:Lash viper conversation 03.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?

'''Lash:''' Yeah. They were... very specific.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, well, y'know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so... wanted to make sure they stood out.

'''Lash:''' Ooh, haha, they did.

'''Vyper:''' Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh?

'''Lash:''' No, I, uh... I really didn't.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Lash wraith 1.mp3]]

'''Wraith:''' Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.

'''Lash:''' Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.

'''Wraith:''' I lost a lot of money.

'''Lash:''' You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.

|[[File:Lash wraith 2.mp3]]

 

 

 

 

 

 

'''Lash:''' So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop.

'''Wraith:''' You're the guy that lost to Bebop.

'''Lash:''' One time.

'''Wraith:''' One time is all it takes to be a loser.

'''Lash:''' Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")

|[[File:Lash wraith 3.mp3]]

'''Lash:''' Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city.

'''Wraith:''' You're insufferable.

'''Lash:''' I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}

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'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' Be quiet, or I will butcher you like you butcher my language.

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'''Yamato:''' You are the one they call Lash?

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' The arrogance of one.

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'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' I need you to shut up.

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' I will throw acid in your face.

'''Lash:'''

'''Yamato:''' It is not.

Ground Strike Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power2" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power1".

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|Ground strike's ready.

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|Ooh, down strike's almost ready!

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|Ground strike's on cooldown!

|rowspan="10" |Upgrade

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|Divekicks are the new uppercut.

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|Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with panache.

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|First, I'll knock 'em up, and then I'll knock 'em down.

(Alt: First, I knock 'em up - whoo bshh! - and then I knock 'em down, wha bam!)

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|I can't wait to send them airborne!

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|This used to be an uppercut, sigh, then I grew as a person. Y'know, meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts because he sucks.

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|So here's how this works, I fly in, fwoosh - boom! Then I kick them in the face.

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|Yeah, I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred-billion times cooler when I do it mid-air!

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|The best part isn't launching them in the air, it's knowing that they're cursing my name while I'm launching them in the air.

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|They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.

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|I could start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this.  I mean, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.

| rowspan="12" |Use

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|Droppin' in.

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|[Loud grunting]

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|You wanna mess with me?

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|I'm about to show you why I'm the best.

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|I can do this all day!

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|Havin' fun yet?

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|Tired of gettin' your ass kicked?

|Let's dance, buddy.

|Boosh.

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|Who said that we were done?

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|The fight ends when I say it ends.

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|Oh, you think you got me beat?

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|I'll be the one walking away!

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|I'm puttin' you in the dirt.

Grapple Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power1" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power2".

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|The Lash is ''always'' ready.

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|Grapple's almost ready!

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|Lash is on cooldown.

|rowspan="11" |Upgrade

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|No one runs from me!

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|They can try to run. It's not gonna work out well for 'em, but they can try.

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|Oh, I'm gonna crater 'em.

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|It's my bread and butter baby!

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|Every time I hear someone scream in frustration, I just get a big ol' smile on my face!

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|I'm gonna be bouncin' all around that battlefield.

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|They won't see me comin', but boy, will they know I"ve been there.

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|Every time they think they're safe, I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.

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|Is flyin' in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so who cares?

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|Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.

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|Try to run!

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|I gotcha!

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|I'm comin' baby!

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|Here comes the Lash!

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|I'm about to ruin your day.

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|Here I come!

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|Let's go!

(Alt: Let's go.)

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|You wanna mess with the Lash?

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|Start running!

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|[Laughter] Oh!

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|On the move!

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|I am not dead yet baby!

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|Not givin' up!

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|God I feel alive!

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|Let's up the ante!

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|Flog's ready.

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|Ahh, Flog's almost ready!

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|Flog's on cooldown.

|rowspan="20" |Upgrade

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|I'll stay in the fight.

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|I gotta keep the dance goin'!

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|Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick. This helps me keep it interesting.

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|I can outlast everyone.

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|Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.

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|If they think they can stand toe to toe with me, they are going to have a beautifully bad day.

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|They'll try to stand up to the Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.

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|Practical and recreational.

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|I'll whip 'em into shape!

(Alt delivery: I'll whip 'em into shape.)

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|They don't know who the best is? ''[Scoffs]'' they're about to find out.

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|If I'm gonna be up close, I need to be ready.