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m Edited Dynamo's dialogue with Lash to be about Marla (Dynamo's wife) as opposed to Marlowe (whoever it was that Haze mentioned in her conversation with Dynamo).
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'''Lash:''' If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course on being amazing, the Lash is happy to oblige.
'''Dynamo:''' I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is''.''
'''Dynamo:''' I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is''.''
'''Lash:''' Don't underestimate the Lash professor, it never works out.
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'''Lash:''' So, how long have you been with the ol' ball and chain?
'''Dynamo:''' Don't talk about Marla like that.
'''Dynamo:''' Don't talk about Marla like that.


'''Dynamo:'''And I'm telling ''you'' to stop disrespecting my wife.
'''Lash:''' Just making conversation.
 
'''Dynamo:''' And I'm telling ''you'' to stop disrespecting my wife.
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'''Lash:''' What's the first thing you're gonna do when the Lash gets your body back?
'''Dynamo:''' I believe you mean the Patron - and to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for three months.
'''Dynamo:''' I believe you mean the Patron - and to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for three months.
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'''Lash:''' How you feelin' old man?
'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.
'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.
'''Lash:''' I get it. It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.
'''Grey Talon:'''
'''Lash:''' God damn right they are.
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'''Lash:''' You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society?
'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.
'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.
'''Lash:''' Boosh.


'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.
'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.
'''Lash:''' Obviously.


'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
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'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together.
'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together.
'''Lash:''' Grandpa, all you need to do to win is to kick back and watch the Lash do his thing.


'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
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'''Lash:''' Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.
'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a looong day.
'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a looong day.
'''Lash:''' Hah, best day of your life.


'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
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'''Lash:''' The Lash and the Sandman. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it?
'''Haze:''' Sure.
'''Haze:''' Sure.
I see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man, an emotionally unavailable killing machine, a little action, a ''lot'' of sexual tension...


'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?
'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?
'''Lash:''' Yeah... haha, you get it.
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|'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.
|'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.
'''Lash:''' Y'know, it's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate. 
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'''Lash:''' Well, take a look at green-armed Sally.
'''Lady Geist:''' Don't talk to me.
'''Lady Geist:''' Don't talk to me.
'''Lash:''' That's fine by me, I'm just happy lookin'.


'''Lady Geist:''' Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
'''Lady Geist:''' Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
'''Lash:''' It's a date.
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'''Lady Geist:''' Tell me you're competent.
'''Lady Geist:''' Tell me you're competent.
'''Lash:''' Competent? No. I am god's gift to combat.


'''Lady Geist:''' I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
'''Lady Geist:''' I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
'''Lash:''' Yes.
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'''Lash:''' Now, what's a lady whose got everything need from the Patrons?
'''Lady Geist:''' We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence.
'''Lady Geist:''' We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence.
'''Lash:''' They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.


'''Lady Geist:''' We are neither.
'''Lady Geist:''' We are neither.
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'''Lash:''' Ahh, so the Lash is working with the kid genius.
'''McGinnis:''' I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.
'''McGinnis:''' I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.
'''Lash:''' No need to get defensive, McG.


'''McGinnis:''' No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".
'''McGinnis:''' No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".
'''Lash:''' I like you.
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'''Lash:''' Are you ready to watch greatness in action?
'''McGinnis:''' Are you?
'''McGinnis:''' Are you?
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'''McGinnis:''' You can go over my walls, right?
'''McGinnis:''' You can go over my walls, right?
'''Lash:''' You talkin' metaphorical or literal?


'''McGinnis:''' I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.
'''McGinnis:''' I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.
'''Lash:''' Maggie Mac, if you wanna say you got a crush on the Lash, you don't need to pull my hair, you can just say so.


'''McGinnis:''' Shut up.
'''McGinnis:''' Shut up.
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