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'''Abrams:''' Oh god...
'''Abrams:''' Oh god...
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'''Lash:''' So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
'''Drifter:''' They call me the Drifter.
'''Lash:''' Don't know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it's your life.
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'''Drifter:''' Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about?
'''Lash:''' Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.
'''Drifter:''' Yeah, it's you.
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'''Drifter:''' Heard you like hurting people, Lash.
'''Lash:''' I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt, that's on them, not me.
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'''Lash:''' Seven it is!
'''Lash:''' Seven it is!
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'''Lash:''' You should fight in the bear pit.
'''Victor:''' I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.
'''Lash:''' It's not a literal bear pit. It's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.
'''Victor:''' I think I'll pass.
'''Lash:''' Your loss.
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'''Lash:''' Ready to do this Patchwork?
'''Victor:''' That's not my name.
'''Lash:''' Yeah, but there's no way I'm going to remember your name. This is a mnemonic.
'''Victor:''' Patchwork isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.
'''Lash:''' You got me there, Patches!
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'''Lash:''' Here's a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.
'''Victor:''' By the time you save the day, they'll be laughing over my dead body.
'''Lash:''' Exactly! That's when The Lash catches them flat-footed.
'''Victor:''' What good does that do me?
'''Lash:''' It gives your sad life meaning, and that should be enough.
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'''Vyper:''' I can't believe I'm here next to you.
'''Lash:''' That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true.
'''Vyper:''' You smell even better when you're awake.
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'''Lash:''' Sooo Vyper.
'''Vyper:''' Who do you want dead?
'''Lash:''' Mmm, no one?
'''Vyper:''' Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and real bad impulse control. So what do you need?
'''Lash:''' Nothin'. You're great.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, we are.
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'''Vyper:''' You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?
'''Lash:''' Yeah, they were very specific.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so wanted to make sure they stood out.
'''Lash:''' Ooh, haha, they did.
'''Vyper:''' Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh?
'''Lash:''' No, I, uh, I really didn't.
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