Priest/Quotes

List of voice lines for Priest, voiced by Jason Keller, as well as lines from other characters referencing Priest.

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	I'm a placeholder voice. Don't get me wrong, I sound great, but I belong behind the shop, not with a gun.
	Maybe this time I'll be temp VO for a cop on the edge!
	True story: I once read for "Sexy St. Francis". It was a coming-of-age drama about a Parisian runway model and the shnoodle that loved him.
	I... am a vocal chameleon!
	One of these days, I'm going to be placeholder for a renegade baker and it's going to be outstanding!
	Who knows what you're about to get?
	You're about to experience some major dissonance between my voice and whatever the hell this shape model looks like!
	You needed to hear someone talk, so here I am, baby!
	You gotta work with the voice actors you got, okay?
	Someone is gonna post on the forums that my voice doesn't line up, aren't they?

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Audio	Transcription
	This feels like an allegory.
	I get it. It's hard to evaluate works in progress!
	Was it something I said?
	Come back next week, I may be totally different!
	It's ok if you're not ready to lean into the joke.
	Smart move, I'm not ready for primetime yet!
	See you when you buy something!
	I gotta go mind the store anyway.
	I need a little more time in the oven.
	Think I'll stick to the shop.