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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.mp3|Happy holidays.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.mp3|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.mp3|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.mp3|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.mp3|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.mp3|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.mp3|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.mp3|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.mp3|Beats a fruitcake.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.mp3|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.mp3|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.mp3|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.mp3|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.mp3|This'll help ring in the New Year.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.mp3|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.}}
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| rowspan="15" |Spirit Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.mp3|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.mp3|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.mp3|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.mp3|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.mp3|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.mp3|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.mp3|Would you like that gift wrapped?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.mp3|I threw in a candy cane.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.mp3|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.mp3|It's one way to show your good cheer.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.mp3|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.mp3|Got anything else on the wishlist?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.mp3|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.mp3|God I love this time of year.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.mp3|Magic is just in the air, you know?}}
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| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.mp3|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.mp3|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.mp3|The world's cold, better bundle up.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.mp3|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.mp3|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.mp3|This'll keep you nice and warm.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.mp3|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.mp3|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.mp3|Beats a sweater.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.mp3|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.mp3|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.mp3|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.mp3|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.mp3|I don't do gift receipts.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.mp3|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.}}
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