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[[File:The Curiosity Shop in-game.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation|The Shopkeeper|I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33268153/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm Deadlock] on [https://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]</ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3|Good luck, Detective Abrams.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3|Good huntin‘, Holliday.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3|They should know better than to mess with you.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3|Time comes for everyone, eh?}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3|Good luck, Paradox.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.}}

|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.}}

|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.

|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!

|High risk, high reward.

|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?

| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}

|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!

|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!

|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}

|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!

|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}

|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.

|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}

|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty

|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!

|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!

|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!

|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}

|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.

|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!

|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}

|Reloading is for lesser men.

|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.

|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}

|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!

| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}

|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.

|-

|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.

|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.

|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.

|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.

|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!

|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!

| Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.

|Stay strong, buddy!

|Good luck!

|An excellent choice.

|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.

|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.

|Your enemies will curse your name!

|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!

|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.

|We live in interesting times, don't we?

|Have fun, don't get dead!

|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.

|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?

|I got more where that came from!

|Today you're makin' history!

|I-It's brutal out there, eh?

|A little protection goes a long way.

|Good luck not gettin' shot!

|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.

|My friend, survival is paramount.

|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.

|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!

|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!

|Stay safe out there.

|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.

|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.

|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.

|You'll be the last one standin'.

|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!

|Swing by anytime.

|Come back if you need anything else.

|Someone's using their noodle.

|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.

|Aah. You have discerning taste.

|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.

|Exquisite, isn't it?

|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.

|You're not gonna regret that.

|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.

|Now go out there and impose your will.

|You have a good eye.

|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.

|Good luck completin' the ritual!

|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.

|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.

|You got expensive taste. I love it.

| rowspan="15" |Ability Item

== Removed and unused voice lines ==

|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?

|The Curiosity Shop awaits!

|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?

|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!

|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!

|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!

|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!

|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!

|Guns! Get your guns over here!

|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!

| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game

|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.

|And what can I do for you?

|Lookie what I got here.

|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?

|How may I be of service?

|Y-you got souls to trade, right?

|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.

|Such delights I can sell you.

|Welcome! Welcome.

|Allow me to pique your curiosity.

|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?

|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.

|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.

|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?

|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.

|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!

| Helloo rate of fire!

|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!