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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}} | |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}} | ||
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending | |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending The Baroness!}} | ||
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}} | |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}} | ||
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! Item | ! Item | ||
!Audio | !Audio | ||
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| Belt Fed | | Belt Fed | ||
| Helloo rate of fire! | |||
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|{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}} | |{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}} | ||
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now. | |Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now. | ||
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|Detention Rounds | |Detention Rounds | ||
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them! | |They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}} | |{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}} | ||
|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging! | |Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}} | |{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}} | ||
|High risk, high reward. | |High risk, high reward. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}} | |{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}} | ||
|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite? | |They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite? | ||
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| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}} | | rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}} | ||
|Your abilities are about to go to the next level! | |Your abilities are about to go to the next level! | ||
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|You're about to make some magic happen my friend! | |You're about to make some magic happen my friend! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}} | |{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}} | ||
|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed! | |You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}} | |{{ItemIcon|Silencer}} | ||
|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics. | |This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}} | |{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}} | ||
|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun? | |Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun? | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Colossus}} | |{{ItemIcon|Colossus}} | ||
|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty | |Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}} | |{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}} | ||
|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you! | |If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Leech}} | |{{ItemIcon|Leech}} | ||
|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%! | |Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}} | |{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}} | ||
|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield! | |You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}} | |{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}} | ||
|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar. | |If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}} | |{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}} | ||
|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable! | |My friend, you are about to be unstoppable! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}} | |{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}} | ||
|Reloading is for lesser men. | |Reloading is for lesser men. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}} | |{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}} | ||
|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend. | |Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}} | |{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}} | ||
|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt! | |I see you're looking to put someone on tilt! | ||
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| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}} | | rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}} | ||
|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy. | |If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy. | ||
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|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy. | |Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}} | |{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}} | ||
|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem. | |The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}} | |{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}} | ||
|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better. | |Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}} | |{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}} | ||
|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final. | |Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final. | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}} | |{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}} | ||
|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend! | |He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend! | ||
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|{{ItemIcon|Refresher}} | |{{ItemIcon|Refresher}} | ||
|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again! | |Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again! | ||
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!Hero | !Hero | ||
! Item | ! Item | ||
!Audio | !Audio | ||
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|{{PageRef|Mirage}} | |{{PageRef|Mirage}} | ||
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}} | | {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}} | ||
| Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement. | |||
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| rowspan="10" |Call outs | | rowspan="10" |Call outs | ||
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something? | |Hey buddy! You wanna buy something? | ||
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|The Curiosity Shop awaits! | |The Curiosity Shop awaits! | ||
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|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it? | |Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it? | ||
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|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here! | |I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here! | ||
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|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today! | |Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today! | ||
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|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop! | |Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop! | ||
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|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today! | |All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today! | ||
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|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here! | |If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here! | ||
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|Guns! Get your guns over here! | |Guns! Get your guns over here! | ||
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|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes! | |You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes! | ||
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item | | rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item | ||
|Stay strong, buddy! | |Stay strong, buddy! | ||
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|Good luck! | |Good luck! | ||
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|An excellent choice. | |An excellent choice. | ||
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|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain. | |Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain. | ||
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|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement. | |Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement. | ||
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|Your enemies will curse your name! | |Your enemies will curse your name! | ||
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|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan! | |I got one of those for the missus. Big fan! | ||
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|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught. | |Little bit of advice: Don't get caught. | ||
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|We live in interesting times, don't we? | |We live in interesting times, don't we? | ||
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|Have fun, don't get dead! | |Have fun, don't get dead! | ||
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|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start. | |Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start. | ||
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|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun? | |You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun? | ||
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|I got more where that came from! | |I got more where that came from! | ||
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|Today you're makin' history! | |Today you're makin' history! | ||
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|I-It's brutal out there, eh? | |I-It's brutal out there, eh? | ||
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| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item | | rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item | ||
|A little protection goes a long way. | |A little protection goes a long way. | ||
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|Good luck not gettin' shot! | |Good luck not gettin' shot! | ||
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|If you need more protection, you know where to find me. | |If you need more protection, you know where to find me. | ||
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|My friend, survival is paramount. | |My friend, survival is paramount. | ||
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|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place. | |If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place. | ||
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|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it! | |Pragmatic, stylish... I love it! | ||
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|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride! | |Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride! | ||
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|Stay safe out there. | |Stay safe out there. | ||
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|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside. | |That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside. | ||
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|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you. | |Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you. | ||
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|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend. | |Stay two steps ahead of death my friend. | ||
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|You'll be the last one standin'. | |You'll be the last one standin'. | ||
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|Ha, the old New York tuxedo! | |Ha, the old New York tuxedo! | ||
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|Swing by anytime. | |Swing by anytime. | ||
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|Come back if you need anything else. | |Come back if you need anything else. | ||
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|Someone's using their noodle. | |Someone's using their noodle. | ||
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item | | rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item | ||
|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck. | |If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck. | ||
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|Aah. You have discerning taste. | |Aah. You have discerning taste. | ||
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|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used. | |Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used. | ||
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|Exquisite, isn't it? | |Exquisite, isn't it? | ||
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|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken. | |Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken. | ||
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|You're not gonna regret that. | |You're not gonna regret that. | ||
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|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it! | |I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it! | ||
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|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone. | |Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone. | ||
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|Now go out there and impose your will. | |Now go out there and impose your will. | ||
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|You have a good eye. | |You have a good eye. | ||
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|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship. | |I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship. | ||
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|Good luck completin' the ritual! | |Good luck completin' the ritual! | ||
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|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands. | |A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands. | ||
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|Here's your chance to shape your destiny. | |Here's your chance to shape your destiny. | ||
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|You got expensive taste. I love it. | |You got expensive taste. I love it. | ||
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| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game | | rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game | ||
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity. | |Welcome to my shop of curiosity. | ||
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|And what can I do for you? | |And what can I do for you? | ||
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|Lookie what I got here. | |Lookie what I got here. | ||
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|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared? | |These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared? | ||
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|How may I be of service? | |How may I be of service? | ||
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|Y-you got souls to trade, right? | |Y-you got souls to trade, right? | ||
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|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place. | |If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place. | ||
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|Such delights I can sell you. | |Such delights I can sell you. | ||
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|Welcome! Welcome. | |Welcome! Welcome. | ||
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|Allow me to pique your curiosity. | |Allow me to pique your curiosity. | ||
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|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific? | |What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific? | ||
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|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell. | |Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell. | ||
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|I'm sure you'll see something here you like. | |I'm sure you'll see something here you like. | ||
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|Welcome to New York! Need a gun? | |Welcome to New York! Need a gun? | ||
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|The Curiosity Shop is open for business. | |The Curiosity Shop is open for business. | ||
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|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need! | |From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need! | ||
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