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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending [[The Baroness]]!}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending The Baroness!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}}
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| Belt Fed  
| Belt Fed  
| || Helloo rate of fire!
| Helloo rate of fire!
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|{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}}
|{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}}
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|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
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|Detention Rounds
|Detention Rounds
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|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
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|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
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|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
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|{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}}
|{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}}
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|High risk, high reward.
|High risk, high reward.
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|{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}}
|{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}}
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|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
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| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
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|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
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|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
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|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
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|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
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|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
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|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
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|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
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|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
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|{{ItemIcon|Colossus}}
|{{ItemIcon|Colossus}}
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|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
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|{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}}
|{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}}
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|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
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|{{ItemIcon|Leech}}
|{{ItemIcon|Leech}}
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|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
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|{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}}
|{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}}
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|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
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|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
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|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
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|{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}}
|{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}}
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|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
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|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
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|Reloading is for lesser men.
|Reloading is for lesser men.
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|{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}}
|{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}}
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|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
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|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
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|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
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| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
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|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
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|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
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|{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}}
|{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}}
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|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
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|{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}}
|{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}}
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|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
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|{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
|{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
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|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
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|{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}}
|{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}}
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|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
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|{{ItemIcon|Refresher}}
|{{ItemIcon|Refresher}}
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|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
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|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}  
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| || Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
| Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
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| rowspan="10" |Call outs
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
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|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
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|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
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|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
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|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
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|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
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|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
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|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
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|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
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|Guns! Get your guns over here!
|Guns! Get your guns over here!
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|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
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|Stay strong, buddy!
|Stay strong, buddy!
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|Good luck!
|Good luck!
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|An excellent choice.
|An excellent choice.
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|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
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|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
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|Your enemies will curse your name!
|Your enemies will curse your name!
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|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
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|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
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|We live in interesting times, don't we?
|We live in interesting times, don't we?
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|Have fun, don't get dead!
|Have fun, don't get dead!
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|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
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|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
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|I got more where that came from!
|I got more where that came from!
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|Today you're makin' history!
|Today you're makin' history!
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|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
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| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
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|A little protection goes a long way.
|A little protection goes a long way.
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|Good luck not gettin' shot!
|Good luck not gettin' shot!
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|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
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|My friend, survival is paramount.
|My friend, survival is paramount.
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|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
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|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
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|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
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|Stay safe out there.
|Stay safe out there.
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|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
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|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
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|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
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|You'll be the last one standin'.
|You'll be the last one standin'.
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|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
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|Swing by anytime.
|Swing by anytime.
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|Come back if you need anything else.
|Come back if you need anything else.
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|Someone's using their noodle.
|Someone's using their noodle.
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
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|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
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|Aah. You have discerning taste.
|Aah. You have discerning taste.
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|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
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|Exquisite, isn't it?
|Exquisite, isn't it?
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|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
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|You're not gonna regret that.
|You're not gonna regret that.
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|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
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|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
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|Now go out there and impose your will.
|Now go out there and impose your will.
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|You have a good eye.
|You have a good eye.
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|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
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|Good luck completin' the ritual!
|Good luck completin' the ritual!
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|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
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|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
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|You got expensive taste. I love it.
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
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| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
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|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
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|And what can I do for you?
|And what can I do for you?
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|Lookie what I got here.
|Lookie what I got here.
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|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
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|How may I be of service?
|How may I be of service?
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|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
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|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
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|Such delights I can sell you.
|Such delights I can sell you.
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|Welcome! Welcome.
|Welcome! Welcome.
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|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
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|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
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|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
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|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
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|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
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|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
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|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
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