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|Welcome to '''The Baroness'''.

|I hope you enjoy '''your stay''' here.

|'''Please''', enjoy our '''Hospitality'''.

|'''Such secrets''' The Baroness can show you.

|All you have to do is walk toward '''that door'''.

|The Baroness is always looking for '''new guests'''.

|I hope your time at The Baroness is '''Unforgettable'''.

|You are, of course, welcome to stay at The Baroness for as long as you'd like. I do hope you enjoy your '''visit'''.

|Right now, I'm sure your mind is reeling. Questioning your very eyes, if not your '''sanity'''.

|Time slips away, as does your worry. Well, I suppose your worry is likely mounting as we speak, but eventually, it will give way to... inevitability. And from there, to the sweet blackness of '''the void'''.

|Your friends are '''alone'''. Likely dying, while you sit here '''basking''' in the finest luxuries this plane can offer. You can try to save them, but why? You're already too late.

|Why die on the streets of '''Manhattan''', like a common criminal? Die here in The Baroness, like a celebrity, with creative demons and a substance abuse problem.

|Personally, I’m '''impressed''' with your will to live. It’s futile, and pointless, but '''inspiring'''. Like watching a colony of ants, working to carry a strawberry, blissfully unaware of the gardener '''turning on the hose'''.

|Thank you for giving your life at The Baroness Hotel. Gratuities are never expected, but '''always''' appreciated.

|The Patrons have waited centuries to be summoned, they can wait a little longer. '''Stay'''. Enjoy the sauna and Egyptian cotton sheets. Let the '''troubles''' of the world '''melt away'''.

|'''The tome''' will pull you down with it, Abrams. It is '''inevitable'''.

|The tome is an impossible burden, detective. Why don’t you lay your head down and enjoy the amenities that The '''Baroness''' can offer.

|Know this, Bebop: when Ms. Shelly dies, it will be because of your '''failure'''.

|How much of your time is spent taking care of Ms. Shelly, Bebop? The double life you lead must be exhausting. Take some time for yourself, you '''deserve it'''.

|Billy, you are impressively '''uninteresting'''.

|Normally, I would take this time to make you confront your inner demons, but in order to do that, you’d have to be a person with some sort of actual passion and drive, '''but you’re not'''! You’re a caricature of outrage, a contrarian who thinks that hating something is the same thing as being interesting. So '''please leave''', you’re dreadfully boring.

|Look on the bright side, Calico. When your body rots, '''I’ll take care of your cat.'''

|I see you, Calico. Your heart is '''cold''', but it is not dead. There is a part of you that has not buried the past. It’s not too late to rethink your choices. Stay a while. The Baroness has a way of calming the tempest of the mind.

|Now this is certainly '''unexpected'''.

|Reality twists and '''bends around''' you. How can this be? Has The Baroness turned on its loyal servant, or has a '''fledgling god''' lost his mind in the face of the Patrons?

|Your heart beats '''faster''' as you find yourself in new territory. Slowly, but surely, realizing that here you are no predator, merely '''vermin''' scuttling down the hall. It wont be long before you find yourself feeling something that’s eluded you for centuries: '''''Fear'''''.

|Professor, be honest with yourself. You’re never getting '''your body back'''.

|Professor, a little birdie told me that your anniversary is coming up. How '''wonderful'''! I would love to extend The Baroness’ hospitality to you and '''your wife'''.

|Wesley. You dedicated your life to protecting others, but in the end, you couldn’t protect your son. Or his wife. Or their '''children'''. How many moments of their lives did you miss because you were too busy? Because you were traveling for work, because your '''calling''' was important and your family would be there when you return. Yes, their lives were stolen, but it was you who robbed them '''of a father'''. '''Well done!'''

|Keep calling yourself a '''Sandman''' instead of executioner. Maybe you’ll believe it.

|The OSIC is lucky to have you, Haze. Your commitment to your work is an '''inspiration''', but even you deserve some R&R. Why don’t you take a PTO day at '''The Baroness'''?

|You failed to stop the '''Troubadour''' in Macomb, and you’ll '''fail again''' in New York.

|I can only imagine the horrors you witnessed in Macomb. '''Rest''', Holliday, and put aside your trauma for tomorrow.

|You thought you put your past '''behind you''', but it will be your undoing.

|You ruined many lives, '''Infernus'''. Do you really think that saving Hank’s bar will make up for the harm you caused?

|If you’re here with me, who is protecting the Arroyos from '''Mendoza'''?

|Ivy, you’re a good person, and I have no desire to torment you here. Just know this: In five years, one of the Arroyos is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to '''stop it'''.

|You pushed away Ettrick for his ambitions, yet remained a slave to '''your own'''.

|You wrestle with so much guilt. The things you know you did and, even more horrifying, the things '''you forgot'''. But at The Baroness, you don’t need to worry about Ettrick or the expedition. Let me '''lighten the load'''.

|That ward on your arm won’t hold forever, Geist. Oathkeeper '''is coming for you'''.

|Lady Geist, I have the most wonderful room for two. I’m sure that you and Oathkeeper will be happy at '''The Baroness'''.

|Oh look, a stevedore with '''delusions of grandeur'''.

|Lash, Lash, '''Lash'''. You have been such a '''naughty boy''' lately. Whatever should I do with you?

|Your creations are responsible for the deaths of millions, McGinnis. '''You’re a monster'''.

|The pursuit of excellence is a marathon, not a sprint. And while you are miles ahead of your competition, you still have miles to go. So '''please''', take this time to rejuvenate yourself and relax. Fairfax Industries will be there tomorrow. You can take some me-time today.

|You’re a nobody, Mina. You don’t have a chance at becoming '''viscount'''.

|'''Mina, Mina, Mina'''. Your future was stolen from you by an assassin’s bullet and replaced with the promise of '''eternal youth'''. We both know how well that’s turned out for you. You’re a child, just learning to play a game that others have spent hundreds of years perfecting. You are destined '''to fail'''.

|Wyoming is a pipe dream, Mirage. The Djinn are '''doomed'''.

|Wyoming can wait, Mirage. If your goal is to protect '''Nashala''', there is no safer place in the world than The Baroness.

|Maurice, Krill is just dead '''weight. Kill him'''.

|Krill, Maurice would be better off if '''he never met you'''.

|Krill, your brilliant shines in the '''dark''', but it would be radiant in '''the sun'''. Why do you lower yourself to Maurice’s standards? Your blind loyalty to him has cost you opportunity after opportunity. Cast him aside. Accept '''who you are'''.

|You’re not the hero of '''your story'''. You’re a footnote '''in mine'''.

|Patience! You now find yourself the Alice to my '''Cheshire Cat'''. So please, indulge in your personal Lewis Carroll fantasy as long as you wish. Such '''wonderful sights''' and experiences await you here at The Baroness.

|What will the Paradox council think when you fail in truly '''spectacular fashion'''?

|I know what you’re thinking, '''Paradox'''. Sadly there are no tchotchkes for you to take as a souvenir from your time at The Baroness. Just the memory of an unforgettable '''experience'''.

|Why couldn’t you have just died, like your '''family wanted'''? It would have saved us a lot of trouble.

|Arin, your mother and father love you, and would be glad to see you come ho-... [Breaks into '''laughter'''] Sorry, I tried, but I couldn’t keep a straight face, you have no home.

|Seven, your ambition got you killed '''once''', why haven’t you learned your lesson?

|I’d offer you advice, but I know you wouldn’t take it. Good luck on your pursuit, '''Seven'''. I hope, in the end, the price that you paid was worth it.

|The Baxter Society will turn on you, Shiv. It’s only '''a matter of time'''.

|You will be bound to each other for '''eternity'''.

|You were in love once, but that has given way to spite and '''jealousy'''. You don’t need a divorce, you need time together. Why don’t you stay in our '''honeymoon suite'''?

|I know you're prepared to die here, Venator, which is good, '''because you shall'''.

|You know, Cain, one day you will actually believe the legend '''you sell''' to people, and on that day you will '''die screaming'''.

|You’ve looked so hard for answers, Victor, yet they still '''elude you'''... It must be exhausting. Take a moment to rest. The mysteries of your past will be '''there tomorrow.'''

|You can’t put a bullet through hate, Vindicta. Hathorne '''will win'''.

|Vindicta, how many lives have you claimed? '''Do they weigh on you'''? If so, rest, and purge yourself of that nagging sense of guilt. If not, take a moment to '''revel''' in the fruits of your labor.

|Humans don’t understand the problems of the Deep because they don’t care about the '''problems of the Deep.'''

|I suppose The Baroness is much like The Cube. A warm refuge where you get to feel the glorious embrace of '''oblivion'''.

|I’ve seen you eye The Baroness as you stumble through Manhattan. Wondering what life could be like if you were the sort of person '''worthy''' of its hospitality. Vyper, I’m here to tell you that you are worthy. Just stay. '''You belong here.'''

|You’re not a man, you’re a '''war doll''', fixing mommy and daddy’s '''failures'''.

|What do you want, Warden? I can’t restore the childhood you were denied, but you can be happy here. All you have to do is choose to '''stay'''.

|Your aspirations are about to come crashing down, Wraith. The house '''always wins'''.

|You’re a gambling woman, right Wraith? '''I bet''' you don't have the will to stay here until I'm finished talking. You're probably scoffing at the idea right now: "why would I do that, there’s nothing to gain?” and yet you’re '''curious'''. Maybe the risk is worth the reward. Maybe there is a '''carrot''' at the end of the stick. Even as your life is slowly '''ebbing''' from your body, you wonder '''if this is a trick'''. Some sort of meta-commentary that is challenging you, and if you stay the course, riches '''await'''. They don't. Well, maybe they do, and this is part of the trick. Maybe I'm desperate to stall time because I need you to back out before you gain immeasurable power. Are you still alive? I can keep talking. '''You're fun'''.

|The only way you’ll ever honor your brother is by falling on his '''sword'''.

|Your brother died to save your life, Kaori, and what do you have to show for it? A life of exile in a country full of people that can't be bothered to learn your '''real name''', and an organization that is a shadow of its former '''glory'''. Just give up Kaori. Sorry, I forgot it’s “Yamato” now.