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''Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!''

''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where ~~Spirit~~ boards are nothing more than a child's toy.''

''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.''

''This just in! A city wide ritual has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.''

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''The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the [[Fairfax Industries|Fairfax]] Fair Tax bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the union? Or will [[Fairfax Industries]] successfully regain its sovereignty over the island of Cadenza? Only time will tell!''

''For decades, contact with ~~the~~ [[Patron|Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''

''For decades, contact with [[Patron|The Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''

''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that ~~the~~ [[Patron|Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of ~~the~~ [[Patron|Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''

''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that [[Patron|The Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of [[Patron|The Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''

''The international bestseller "For Queen and Coven" highlighting the daring exploits of the Queen's own 13th airborne assault coven is under fire, as representatives the crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nation's scrying laws and pose a national security risk.''

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''Is the doll in your attic plotting murder? Or simply a trapped soul praying for a death that will never come? We talk to local artificers to find out how you can tell the difference.''

''Is it ethical to put children under a [[wikipedia:Geas|geis]] The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''

''Is it ethical to put children under a [[wikipedia:Geas|geis]]? The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''

''Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplinary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle.''

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 ''Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!''
-''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where Spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.''
+''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.''
 ''This just in! A city wide ritual has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.''
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 ''The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the [[Fairfax Industries|Fairfax]] Fair Tax bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the union? Or will [[Fairfax Industries]] successfully regain its sovereignty over the island of Cadenza? Only time will tell!''
-''For decades, contact with the [[Patron|Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''
+''For decades, contact with [[Patron|The Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''
-''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that the [[Patron|Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of the [[Patron|Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
+''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that [[Patron|The Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of [[Patron|The Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
 ''The international bestseller "For Queen and Coven" highlighting the daring exploits of the Queen's own 13th airborne assault coven is under fire, as representatives the crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nation's scrying laws and pose a national security risk.''
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 ''Is the doll in your attic plotting murder? Or simply a trapped soul praying for a death that will never come? We talk to local artificers to find out how you can tell the difference.''
-''Is it ethical to put children under a [[wikipedia:Geas|geis]] The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''
+''Is it ethical to put children under a [[wikipedia:Geas|geis]]? The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''
 ''Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplinary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle.''