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|Detective Abrams was last seen wearing a Santa hat. Reports that he's looking for eggnog have not been substantiated.
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|In today's human interest story: We'll cover Bebop, the plucky scrap golem in an adorable Santa hat!
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|This just in: Professor Dynamo rang in the holiday season with style!
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|Is Grey Talon looking to give the gift of murder this holiday season? Our sources say "yes".
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|Hoping to soften their image, the OSIC Sandman division released a holiday calendar this year! It only made them more terrifying.
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|A beloved bartender at Jezebel's has traded in his fedora for a Santa hat!
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|The savior of Spanish Harlem continues to melt New York's heart, as she dispenses vigilante justice dressed for the holidays!
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|Are ice wights secretly servants of Santa? The New York Oracle investigates.
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|Breaking news: Lady Geist has been possessed! Not by Oathkeeper, but by the holiday spirit!
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|Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!
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|Are the Djinn embracing western holidays? Mirage's latest headgear says... "Maybe"?
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|A New York City mole man was spotted with a very shiny nose. Could Santa have a new leader for his sleigh team?
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|Paradox has seemingly stolen a Santa hat, in what appears to be a low-stakes, yet surprisingly meaningful crime.
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|A street urchin in a Santa hat is making waves, as they spread holiday cheer throughout New York!
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|This just in: The individual known only as "Seven" has found a way to make the holiday season more terrifying.
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|A handsome son of a bitch in a Santa hat has been seen throwing knives in midtown! Could it be Shiv? Yes. Yes, it's Shiv.
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|Is Vindicta executing individuals with alarming frequency? Yes. Are people strangely ok with it because she's dressed as a murderous elf? Absolutely.
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|New York has been charmed by a pile of goo that embodies the holiday season!
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|Is Wraith wearing a Santa hat because she lost a bet? Or is she full of holiday cheer?
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|Breaking news: Yamato was seen wearing a Santa hat! Somehow this makes her scarier than normal.
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