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''Could your neighbour be a shapeshifter? Read all the tell-tale signs of lycanthropy.''

''The New Jersey Devil continues his reign of mediocre stand-up performances. As the cryptids latest set receives more jeers than cheers.''

''The EPA has issued another sanction to [[Fairfax Industries]]. Citing their improper disposal of spiritual waste was not just an affront to nature, but a threat to it!''

''The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the [[Fairfax Industries|Fairfax]] Fair Tax bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the union? Or will [[Fairfax Industries]] successfully regain its sovereignty over the island of Cadenza? Only time will tell!''

''For decades, contact with the [[Patron|Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''

''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that the [[Patron|Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of the [[Patron|Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''

''The international bestseller "For Queen and Coven" highlighting the daring exploits of the Queen's own 13th airborne assault coven is under fire, as representatives the crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nation's scrying laws and pose a national security risk.''

''Is the doll in your attic plotting murder? Or simply a trapped soul praying for a death that will never come? We talk to local artificers to find out how you can tell the difference.''

''Is it ethical to put children under a gaish(?) The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''

''Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplinary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle.''

''Expecting parents have long kept the names of their babies secret. But now, a new [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] hex report has some families questioning about ever revealing their children's true name. Readers weigh in with their thoughts in today's New York Oracle''

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 ''Could your neighbour be a shapeshifter? Read all the tell-tale signs of lycanthropy.''
+''The New Jersey Devil continues his reign of mediocre stand-up performances. As the cryptids latest set receives more jeers than cheers.''
+''The EPA has issued another sanction to [[Fairfax Industries]]. Citing their improper disposal of spiritual waste was not just an affront to nature, but a threat to it!''
+''The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the [[Fairfax Industries|Fairfax]] Fair Tax bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the union? Or will [[Fairfax Industries]] successfully regain its sovereignty over the island of Cadenza? Only time will tell!''
+''For decades, contact with the [[Patron|Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''
+''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguard insuring that the [[Patron|Patrons]] remain on their home plain. But have the people, betrusted to be wardens of the [[Patron|Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
+''The international bestseller "For Queen and Coven" highlighting the daring exploits of the Queen's own 13th airborne assault coven is under fire, as representatives the crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nation's scrying laws and pose a national security risk.''
+''Is the doll in your attic plotting murder? Or simply a trapped soul praying for a death that will never come? We talk to local artificers to find out how you can tell the difference.''
+''Is it ethical to put children under a gaish(?) The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''
+''Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplinary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle.''
+''Expecting parents have long kept the names of their babies secret. But now, a new [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] hex report has some families questioning about ever revealing their children's true name. Readers weigh in with their thoughts in today's New York Oracle''
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