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|Happy holidays from your friends at the New York Oracle! | |Happy holidays from your friends at the New York Oracle! | ||
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|Need a gift for someone special? Then get them a box of Twin Omen Cigars! That's Twin Omen Cigars, a proud sponsor of the New York Oracle. | |Need a gift for someone special? Then get them a box of Twin Omen Cigars! That's Twin Omen Cigars, a proud sponsor of the New York Oracle. | ||
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|Protecting your family from Krampus: Are gingerbread wards enough? | |Protecting your family from Krampus: Are gingerbread wards enough? | ||
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|Rockefeller Center is teeming with skaters, as the holiday season is in full swing. | |Rockefeller Center is teeming with skaters, as the holiday season is in full swing. | ||
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|The Yeti of the Yukon lumberjack show has thrilled Canadian audiences for years. Will they find the same success as they begin their first US tour this winter? | |The Yeti of the Yukon lumberjack show has thrilled Canadian audiences for years. Will they find the same success as they begin their first US tour this winter? | ||
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|The holidays are upon us! If you're naughty... beware. | |The holidays are upon us! If you're naughty... beware. | ||
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|The OSIC has issued a statement reminding citizens that North Pole expeditions are illegal without a permit. | |The OSIC has issued a statement reminding citizens that North Pole expeditions are illegal without a permit. | ||
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|The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics. | |The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics. | ||
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|Looking to make this holiday season more magical? Curse your enemies! | |Looking to make this holiday season more magical? Curse your enemies! | ||
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|The editorial staff at the New York Oracle would like to issue a formal apology for a recent headline that encouraged hexes for the holidays. | |The editorial staff at the New York Oracle would like to issue a formal apology for a recent headline that encouraged hexes for the holidays. | ||
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|New York anxiously awaits the arrival of Kris Kringle. Have you been a good boy or girl this year? | |New York anxiously awaits the arrival of Kris Kringle. Have you been a good boy or girl this year? | ||
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|The tree is lit, the Rockettes are kicking, and magic is in the air. It's holiday time in New York! | |The tree is lit, the Rockettes are kicking, and magic is in the air. It's holiday time in New York! | ||
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|A controversial department store window display left some parents outraged. For more on this story, pick up your copy of the New York Oracle today! | |A controversial department store window display left some parents outraged. For more on this story, pick up your copy of the New York Oracle today! | ||
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|Snowmen: Don't mess with them! Just in case. | |Snowmen: Don't mess with them! Just in case. | ||
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|Planning on going caroling this year? This week's edition of The New York Oracle offers useful tips on how to raise spirits, but not "raise spirits". | |Planning on going caroling this year? This week's edition of The New York Oracle offers useful tips on how to raise spirits, but not "raise spirits". | ||
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|This Thurday, Jezebel's billiard hall is offering free hot chocolate with every game of pool! | |This Thurday, Jezebel's billiard hall is offering free hot chocolate with every game of pool! | ||
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|Have you been visited by three ghosts in the middle of the night? If so, we'd love to hear about it! | |Have you been visited by three ghosts in the middle of the night? If so, we'd love to hear about it! | ||
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|Officials have confirmed that the calamity at last week's tree lighting festival was the result of a giant rat chewing on a junction box. | |Officials have confirmed that the calamity at last week's tree lighting festival was the result of a giant rat chewing on a junction box. | ||
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|The New York Municipal Coven is looking for volunteers to spend time with stray familiars in their Soho shelter. | |The New York Municipal Coven is looking for volunteers to spend time with stray familiars in their Soho shelter. | ||
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|The New York Oracle wants to wish you and your loved ones a safe Maelstrom, and a joyous winter! | |The New York Oracle wants to wish you and your loved ones a safe Maelstrom, and a joyous winter! | ||
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|Santa: Wonderful, or amazing? | |Santa: Wonderful, or amazing? | ||
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|This holiday season, the Oracle would like to remind readers not to be like Jacob Lash. | |This holiday season, the Oracle would like to remind readers not to be like Jacob Lash. | ||
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