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|[[File:Viper select 01.mp3]]

|Hahaha, how hard can summoning an elder god be?

|[[File:Viper select 02.mp3]]

|Yeah, yeah, I'm a work-in-progress. Pick me.

|[[File:Viper select 03.mp3]]

|Look, I'm not saying you need my help, I'm just saying, uh... No, I'm- I actually am saying you need my help.

|[[File:Viper select 04.mp3]]

|Ah, sometimes I think "Man, it would be so fun to break out of Lost Whisper" and then I think "V, that is a dumbass idea".

|[[File:Viper select 05.mp3]]

|I don't get why Wraith won't let me take out a marker, I paid it off! Once.

|[[File:Viper select 06.mp3]]

|You ever get the feeling that something bad is gonna happen?... Yeah so, I don't, that's why I end up in jail so much.

|[[File:Viper select 07.mp3]]

|I'm just gonna say it: Lash is awesome, and he kicked Bebop's ass.

|[[File:Viper select 08.mp3]]

|Infernus used to be hard, but now he's just a bitch, slinging Mary Pickfords to other bitches... Oh my god, don't tell him I said that.

|[[File:Viper select 09.mp3]]

|I know a guy who owed the Seventh Moon a C-note... well, I ''knew'' a guy who owed the Seventh Moon a C-Note... Yamato murdered the shit out of him.

|[[File:Viper select 10.mp3]]

|You wanna know the best bars to get kicked out of, I am your girl.

|[[File:Viper unselect 01.mp3]]

|Ah, whatever. I needed to make pruno anyway.

|[[File:Viper unselect 02.mp3]]

|I can't help ya, I gotta go hide from a loan shark... also some cops... and, uh, and another loan shark.

|[[File:Viper unselect 03.mp3]]

|Look, man, I'm- I'm gonna be honest with you, summoning the Patrons sounds like a lotta work, I'm feeling lazy as hell today...

|[[File:Viper unselect 04.mp3]]

|Go talk to Ivy, say it's a favor for the Arroyos, she'll help you.

|[[File:Viper unselect 05.mp3]]

|You know what? I'm good not getting shot at today.

|[[File:Viper unselect 06.mp3]]

|Think I'll just stick to crime.

|[[File:Viper unselect 07.mp3]]

|I don't have the energy to lie today: I don't wanna help.

|[[File:Viper unselect 08.mp3]]

|You didn't want my help anyway, I'm a degenerate.

|[[File:Viper unselect 09.mp3]]

|No, I got a healthy desire to not get dead.

|[[File:Viper unselect 10.mp3]]

|Buddy, if you think I'm gonna go out in the Maelstrom today, you're gonna be so disappointed.

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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}

'''Vyper:''' Who lets anyone out of jail?

'''Vyper:''' We're gonna have a blast, Abe, don't sweat it.

'''Vyper:''' You're looking good, detective!

'''Vyper:''' You suck.

'''Vyper:''' Abe, you wanna meet up for a drink after this?

'''Vyper:''' Am I buying- No! I'm not buy- I'm a lady, have some manners!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

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'''Vyper:''' You take care of an old lady, right?

'''Bebop:''' That's right.

'''Vyper:''' You want me to, uh... ''tsk,'' move something for a medication?

'''Bebop:''' Absolutely not.

'''Vyper:''' How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?

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'''Bebop:''' Me pulling them in gonna be a problem?

'''Vyper:''' Nah... I like to work up close.

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'''Bebop:''' Surprised you're not in prison.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, me too.

'''Bebop:''' ...Are you supposed to be in prison?

'''Vyper:''' Well I mean, I killed my parole officer, so probably... It's a joke. I got jokes. He probably survived.

|{{PageRef|Billy}}

|Yes

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'''Billy:''' Don't think I've seen you since you got pinched.

'''Vyper:''' That's cause you never bothered to visit. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you stopped caring.

'''Billy:''' I just assumed you busted out!

'''Vyper:''' You're looking good. New jacket?

'''Billy:''' You like it?

'''Vyper:''' I'll like it even better on the ground of a dark alley.

'''Billy:''' Oh, I know where we're goin' after the ritual...

'''Vyper:''' Y'mind if I call you Lash?

'''Billy:''' I don't give a shit.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Nano_viper_1.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' It's nice, to finally get to work with someone like me.

'''Calico:''' I'm nothing like you.

'''Vyper:''' Come on! we're a couple of tough broads who kill people for money.

'''Calico:''' I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, Cal- you're soundin' a little classist there, C.

'''Calico:''' Oh, I'm sounding a lot classist, because I'm nothing like you.

|[[File:Nano_viper_2.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' You know, when I was in the joint I heard stories about you.

'''Calico:''' I didn't realise my exploits were things of New Jersey lore.

'''Vyper:''' No, not New Jersey, Wisconsin! There's actually a lot of assassins in Wisconsin.

'''Calico:''' Why?

'''Vyper:''' Safehouses are cheap in Milwaukee, I dunno? Point is, word on the street is that you do sloppy work.

'''Calico:''' Excuse me?!

'''Vyper:''' There was something about... like a hit, that went bad? I don't remember all the details, honestly, Wisconsin hooch is top-shelf.

|[[File:Nano_viper_3.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' Three bucks for your cat.

'''Calico:''' She's not for sale.

'''Vyper:''' Tell you what, I'll bump it up to a crisp Lincoln.

'''Calico:''' Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno-addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come.

'''Vyper:''' You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.  

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}

| rowspan="2" |Yes

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'''Vyper:''' Oh, I can't believe I get to murder people with you!

'''Drifter:''' I don't the rest of our team shares your exuberance.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, it's because they never did time in OKC. Buddy, you're a legend there! You're like the... you're like the... the boogeyman! Heh, as far as I'm concerned, this is like sitting next to Mozart on the piano bench while he plays Canon in D.

'''Drifter:''' Pretty sure that was Pachebel.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, him too. Point still stands.

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'''Vyper:''' What'cha doin' after the ritual?

'''Drifter:''' What, you lookin' to get drinks?

'''Vyper:''' Y'know, I was lookin' to get as, uh, far away from you as possible while you were still in a good mood... but if you're buying I'm good for, like, a cocktail or two.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

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'''Vyper:''' Hey, Professor. Can I, uh, audit one of your classes?

'''Vyper:''' I get it, I just wanted to be respectful.

'''Vyper:''' Oh no no, it really is.

'''Vyper:''' Hey listen, by the way, I'm not trying to make this weird or anything but you smell like key lime pie.

'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, that's like the sweetest thing ever. Ok, really quick, another question: She knows you don't have a mouth. So you can't eat the pie, right?

'''Vyper:''' I'm not trained in CPR, by the way.

'''Grey Talon:''' What?

'''Vyper:''' Like, if you have a heart attack, you're gonna die, probably? 'Cause, I ain't helping ya!

'''Grey Talon:''' Thanks for letting me know.

'''Vyper:''' ''Tsk,'' you got it.

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'''Grey Talon:''' I'm not looking to chit-chat.

'''Vyper:''' You know, that's cool. 'Cause I'm not really looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a bow around Manhattan.

'''Grey Talon:''' Guess we understand each other.

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'''Vyper:''' How do you like to work?

'''Grey Talon:''' Methodically.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, that's not me.

'''Grey Talon:''' This should be interesting.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

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'''Vyper:''' So, the feds finally caught up with me.

'''Haze:''' The federal government doesn't know you exist. They're not going to send a Sandman for you.

'''Vyper:''' I'm a little hurt, but satisfied.

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'''Haze:''' So what do you do?

'''Vyper:''' Make poor life decisions.

'''Haze:''' This should be interesting.

'''Vyper:''' Fun, Haze! It should be fun!

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'''Vyper:''' How do I get a sweet job like yours?

'''Haze:''' You want to work for the OSIC.

'''Vyper:''' Why not? You get to wear a cute little tie! ...and murder people!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|[[File:Astro_viper_1.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' Hey, you're a cop, right?

'''Holliday:''' Yeah.

'''Vyper:''' Because, uh, you like the law, or... because you like being in a power trip?

'''Holliday:''' What sorta question is that?

'''Vyper:''' I'm just trying to figure out if we could be friends!

'''Holliday:''' I uphold the law.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, so we should not be friends.

|[[File:Astro_viper_2.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' You look familiar.

'''Holliday:''' Doubt it. I'm not from around here.

'''Vyper:''' Where from?

'''Holliday:''' Illinois.

'''Vyper:''' No shit! You know, I did a little time in Cook County.

'''Holliday:''' I'm further south.

'''Vyper:''' Well, If you ever find yourself in the BG, just... pretend you don't know me, okay? I don't want people knowin' I'm tight with a cop.

'''Holliday:''' You're not.

'''Vyper:''' Exactly.

|[[File:Astro_viper_3.mp3]]

'''Holliday:''' You're a criminal.

'''Vyper:''' Well, that's a little judgy.

'''Holliday:''' Am I wrong?

'''Vyper:''' No, I didn't say you were, I'm just saying you're being needlessly hostile.

'''Holliday:''' If you didn't need my help right now, you would stab me in the back!

'''Vyper:''' Ok, sorry, you are really good at reading people, 'cause at first I was offended, but now I'm like, kind of impressed!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

'''Vyper:''' Oh, look at that. Everyone's favorite gargoyle showed up.

'''Ivy:''' Shouldn't you be in jail?

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, probably.

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'''Ivy:''' Did Mendoza send you?

'''Vyper:''' Ivy, I don't work for Mendoza.

'''Ivy:''' You killed thirteen people for him!

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, allegedly!

'''Ivy:''' You were convicted!!

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, of thirteen counts! The real number is actually, like, way more impressive.

'''Ivy:''' I'm taking you to jail.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, you're the one wanting to talk shop! Don't be mad at me.

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'''Vyper:''' Well. If it isn't the loyal pet of the Arroyos...

'''Ivy:''' Vyper. I see you managed not the get stabbed in prison.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, no, no. No, they did stab me, but... y'can't keep a broad like me down!

'''Ivy:''' What do you want.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, I just wanted to know how you feel about your sister working for Wraith.

'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about?

'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, wait, you didn't know? Hah, this is hilarious!

'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about, Vyper.

'''Vyper:''' Sorry, I love hearing about family drama, but I'm not inserting myself in it unless a will's involved. So let's... uh, let's go shoot some people.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

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'''Vyper:''' Hey, where can I get a pair of those earrings?

'''Lady Geist:''' Why do you ask? It's not like you could afford them.

'''Vyper:''' Ok, so it's sounding like "off your dead body".

'''Lady Geist:''' Is that supposed to be a threat?

'''Vyper:''' Lady, are you a moron? It's obviously a threat. After this ritual, I'm gonna mug the shit outta you.

'''Lady Geist:''' My dear Vyper... I can't wait for you to try.

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'''Lady Geist:''' I can't believe I have to work with the likes of you.

'''Vyper:''' You don't even know me.

'''Lady Geist:''' What's the point? You are either going to die during the ritual, or die in a gutter shortly thereafter.

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'''Vyper:''' You got a son?

'''Lady Geist:''' Why.

'''Vyper:''' 'Cause I wanna marry into money. Like, wait five years and bump off my husband for the inheritance, 'cause this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage, baby!

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}

| rowspan="2" |Yes

'''Mirage:''' You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals.

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'''Vyper:''' Hey, why'd you got a girl in a bottle?

'''Mirage:''' That's my employer. Ambassador Nashala.

'''Vyper:''' What d'ya say I throw her into the Hudson, so we can run off together? Ha...

'''Mirage:''' Do not touch her if you value your life.

'''Vyper:''' Okay, you are no fun.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}

'''Paige:''' You like books, Vyper?

'''Vyper:''' Eh, I prefer rolling papers, but... you gotta go to war with what you got, y'know?

'''Paige:''' Oh, my god.

||[[File:Bookworm_viper_2.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' Aw, you killed it at Pole Palace last night.

'''Paige:''' I don't know what that is.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah. Me neither. ''Heh!''

'''Paige:''' Seriously. What are you talking about.

'''Vyper:''' Cinnamon, come on. It's me.

'''Paige:''' Who's Cinnamon...?

'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian. ''Hehehe...''

'''Paige:''' What are you talking about...?!

'''Vyper:''' You are too pure for this world, I kind of love it.

||[[File:Bookworm_viper_3.mp3]]

'''Vyper:''' Hey, red, if my P.O. comes lookin', I was with you last night.

'''Paige:''' But... you weren't.

'''Vyper:''' Alright, that's why I need you to lie.

'''Paige:''' I'm not lying to a police officer.

'''Vyper:''' Correct. You're lying to a parole officer.

'''Paige:''' I'm not lying, period!

'''Vyper:''' That's a real Bebop move, red, I gotta say.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}

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'''Vyper:''' So what's your deal, Vinny?

'''Vindicta:''' ''Vinny..?!''

'''Vyper:''' Well, what else am I gonna call you? ''Vindicta?'' Nah, pass.

'''Vindicta:''' It's my name.

'''Vyper:''' Well your parents should have loved you more.

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'''Vindicta:''' You're the woman infatuated with Lash, right?

'''Vyper:''' Oh, come on, everyone loves Lash.

'''Vindicta:''' I'm not sure that's true.

'''Vyper:''' Don't believe Bebop's propaganda.

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'''Vindicta:''' Do you have a plan, Vyper?

'''Vyper:''' I got a gun. You got a gun. This baby writes itself.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

'''Wraith:''' Heard you shanked Molly.

'''Vyper:''' Who, Molenza? No, who said that? Why'd you ask? She a friend of yours? I didn't know she was a friend of yours.

'''Wraith:''' She's not.

 

'''Vyper:''' Cool, yeah. No, I stabbed the hell outta her. Not a fan.

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'''Vyper:''' Hey, if we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer? ''Tsk,'' I'm your girl.

'''Wraith:''' I'd never hire you.

'''Vyper:''' Why, 'cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history!

'''Wraith:''' It's not, but tell you what. If we complete the ritual, we'll call things square.

'''Vyper:''' You know what, I'll take it.

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'''Vyper:''' So what, you wanna bet on, uh... how many bullets we go through?

'''Wraith:''' Obviously. How much do you want to wager, a thousand.

'''Vyper:''' A thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?

'''Wraith:''' ''Sigh...''

|}

== Abilities ==

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!Audio

|Ready

|Dagger's ready.

|Almost Ready

|Almost ready to stick 'em!

|Cooldown

|Shank's not ready!

| rowspan="10" |Upgrade

|Building shanks is like a meditative thing, you know?

|And my P.O. thinks I don't have marketable skills.

|Gotta love a good knife.

|I never took to needlepoint like I did to, uh, stabbing people.

|Nothing flashy about it but ''tsk,'' it works!

|Shiv's like the filet mignon of bladework, you know? I'm more like the greasy spoon diner food that you get when you're hung over but you never really wanna finish when you're sober, you know what I mean? Flawed, but lovable.

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|Ready to sling some knives!

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|You gotta find joy in the little things.

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|(Laughs) Oh, this is so much fancier than the toothbrush-mattress spring combo I used to stick Molly Molenzo back on Long Island.

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|Sometimes you just gotta let it all out, like "Aaaah" when you stab someone, you know what I'm saying?

|[[File:Viper use power1 01.mp3]]

|Learned this trick in Jersey.

|[[File:Viper use power1 02.mp3]]

|Shiv's got nothing on me.

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|Throwing shank!

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|I'll stick'em!

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|Don't mess with me.

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|Where you going, pal?

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|You wanna play, buddy?

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|They're about to get got.

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|Slinging knife!

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|Try running now!

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|I could still get 'em.

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|I'm down... But not out.

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|I'm not ''finished'' with you!

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|I'll cut you up.

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|You're gonna bleed.

=== Lethal Venom ===

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|Poison's ready!

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|Poison's almost ready!

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|Poison's not ready!

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|Oh, what can I say? Poison is fun!

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|I mean, who hasn't tried to poison someone in Atlantic City, right? I'm right?

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|Anyone who wants to complain about me using poison should come over to my place for drinks. They'll never whine about it again.

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|Poison is awesome, it's like the slow cooker for murder!

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|Yeah, I'm whipping up some good stuff today!

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|They're not even ready for what's coming their way.

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|Nah, I can't wait to try this on folks.

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|I'm gonna be slinging more poison than my mom after she found out about the life insurance policy.

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|I'm ready to ruin some people's day!

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|I'm gonna mess some people up with this.

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|They'll be dead soon.

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|Your time's running out.

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|Let's see how you're feeling in a few seconds.

|[[File:Viper use power2 04.mp3]]

|A Staten Island classic!

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|Enjoy the venom.

|[[File:Viper use power2 06.mp3]]

|Have some pruno on the house!

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|Drink up.

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|Need that venom to kick in!

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|For the love of god, just die!

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|Right where I want ya!

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|I'm gonna give them something to remember me by.

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|They're gonna pay.

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|We're goin' down together, baby!

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|Don't count me out yet.

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|''God,'' I need this stuff to kick in!

=== Slither ===