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'''Vyper:''' You take care of an old lady, right?
'''Vyper:''' You take care of an old lady, right?
'''Bebop:''' That's right.


'''Vyper:''' You want me to, uh... ''tsk,'' move something for a medication?
'''Vyper:''' You want me to, uh... ''tsk,'' move something for a medication?
'''Bebop:''' Absolutely not.


'''Vyper:''' How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?
'''Vyper:''' How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?
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'''Vyper:''' Nah, I like to work up close.
'''Bebop:''' Me pulling them in gonna be a problem?
 
'''Vyper:''' Nah... I like to work up close.
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'''Bebop:''' Surprised your not in prison.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, me too.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, me too.
'''Bebop:''' ...Are you supposed to be in prison?


'''Vyper:''' Well I mean, I killed my parole officer, so probably... It's a joke. I got jokes. He probably survived.
'''Vyper:''' Well I mean, I killed my parole officer, so probably... It's a joke. I got jokes. He probably survived.
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|'''Billy:''' Don't think I've seen you since you got pinched.
'''Vyper:''' That's cause you never bothered to visit. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you stopped caring.
'''Billy:''' I just assumed you busted out!
'''Vyper:''' You're looking good. New jacket?
'''Billy:''' You like it?
'''Vyper:''' I'll like it even better on the ground of a dark alley.
'''Billy:''' Oh, I know where we're goin' after the ritual...
'''Vyper:''' Y'mind if I call you Lash?
'''Billy:''' I don't give a shit.
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'''Vyper:''' You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.  
'''Vyper:''' You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.  
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|'''Vyper:''' Oh, I can't believe I get to murder people with you!
'''Drifter:''' I don't the rest of our team shares your exuberance.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, it's because they never did time in OKC. Buddy, you're a legend there! You're like the... you're like the... the boogeyman! Heh, as far as I'm concerned, this is like sitting next to Mozart on the piano bench while he plays Canon in D.
'''Drifter:''' Pretty sure that was Pachebel.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, him too. Point still stands.
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|'''Vyper:''' What'cha doin' after the ritual?
'''Drifter:''' What, you lookin' to get drinks?
'''Vyper:''' Y'know, I was lookin' to get as, uh, far away from you as possible while you were still in a good mood... but if you're buying I'm good for, like, a cocktail or two.
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'''Vyper:''' I'm not trained in CPR, by the way.
'''Vyper:''' I'm not trained in CPR, by the way.
'''Grey Talon:''' What?


'''Vyper:''' Like, if you have a heart attack, you're gonna die, probably? 'Cause, I ain't helping ya!
'''Vyper:''' Like, if you have a heart attack, you're gonna die, probably? 'Cause, I ain't helping ya!
'''Grey Talon:''' Thanks for letting me know.


'''Vyper:''' ''Tsk,'' you got it.
'''Vyper:''' ''Tsk,'' you got it.
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'''Grey Talon:''' I'm not looking to chit-chat.
'''Vyper:''' You know, that's cool. 'Cause I'm not really looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a bow around Manhattan.
'''Vyper:''' You know, that's cool. 'Cause I'm not really looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a bow around Manhattan.
'''Grey Talon:''' Guess we understand each other.
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'''Vyper:''' How do you like to work?
'''Vyper:''' How do you like to work?
'''Grey Talon:''' Methodically.


'''Vyper:''' Yeah, that's not me.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, that's not me.
'''Grey Talon:''' This should be interesting.
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|'''Vyper:''' So, the feds finally caught up with me.
'''Haze:''' The federal government doesn't know you exist. They're not going to send a Sandman for you.
'''Vyper:''' I'm a little hurt, but satisfied.
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|'''Haze:''' So what do you do?
'''Vyper:''' Make poor life decisions.
'''Haze:''' This should be interesting.
'''Vyper:''' Fun, Haze! It should be fun!
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|'''Vyper:''' How do I get a sweet job like yours?
'''Haze:''' You want to work for the OSIC.
'''Vyper:''' Why not? You get to wear a cute little tie! ...and murder people!
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'''Vyper:''' Ok, sorry, you are really good at reading people, 'cause at first I was offended, but now I'm like, kind of impressed!
'''Vyper:''' Ok, sorry, you are really good at reading people, 'cause at first I was offended, but now I'm like, kind of impressed!
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|'''Vyper:''' Oh, look at that. Everyone's favorite gargoyle showed up.
'''Ivy:''' Shouldn't you be in jail?
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, probably.
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|'''Ivy:''' Did Mendoza send you?
'''Vyper:''' Ivy, I don't work for Mendoza.
'''Ivy:''' You killed thirteen people for him!
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, allegedly!
'''Ivy:''' You were convicted!!
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, of thirteen counts! The real number is actually, like, way more impressive.
'''Ivy:''' I'm taking you to jail.
'''Vyper:''' Oh, you're the one wanting to talk shop! Don't be mad at me.
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|'''Vyper:''' Well. If it isn't the loyal pet of the Arroyos...
'''Ivy:''' Vyper. I see you managed not the get stabbed in prison.
'''Vyper:''' Oh, no, no. No, they did stab me, but... y'can't keep a broad like me down!
'''Ivy:''' What do you want.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah, I just wanted to know how you feel about your sister working for Wraith.
'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about?
'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, wait, you didn't know? Hah, this is hilarious!
'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about, Vyper.
'''Vyper:''' Sorry, I love hearing about family drama, but I'm not inserting myself in it unless a will's involved. So let's... uh, let's go shoot some people.
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'''Vyper:''' Hey, where can I get a pair of those earrings?
'''Vyper:''' Hey, where can I get a pair of those earrings?
'''Lady Geist:''' Why do you ask? It's not like you could afford them.


'''Vyper:''' Ok, so it's sounding like "off your dead body".
'''Vyper:''' Ok, so it's sounding like "off your dead body".
'''Lady Geist:''' Is that supposed to be a threat?


'''Vyper:''' Lady, are you a moron? It's obviously a threat. After this ritual, I'm gonna mug the shit outta you.
'''Vyper:''' Lady, are you a moron? It's obviously a threat. After this ritual, I'm gonna mug the shit outta you.
'''Lady Geist:''' My dear Vyper... I can't wait for you to try.
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'''Lady Geist:''' I can't believe I have to work with the likes of you.
'''Vyper:''' You don't even know me.
'''Vyper:''' You don't even know me.
'''Lady Geist:''' What's the point? You are either going to die during the ritual, or die in a gutter shortly thereafter.
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'''Vyper:''' You got a son?
'''Vyper:''' You got a son?
'''Lady Geist:''' Why.


'''Vyper:''' 'Cause I wanna marry into money. Like, wait five years and bump off my husband for the inheritance, 'cause this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage, baby!
'''Vyper:''' 'Cause I wanna marry into money. Like, wait five years and bump off my husband for the inheritance, 'cause this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage, baby!
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'''Mirage:''' You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals.
'''Mirage:''' You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals.


'''Vyper:'''
'''Vyper''': Keep talkin' to me like that and I'm gonna lead you to a cheaper motel.
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'''Vyper:'''
'''Vyper:''' Hey, why'd you got a girl in a bottle?


'''Mirage:''' That's my employer. Ambassador Nashala.
'''Mirage:''' That's my employer. Ambassador Nashala.


'''Vyper:'''
'''Vyper:''' What d'ya say I throw her into the Hudson, so we can run off together? Ha...


'''Mirage:''' Do not touch her if you value your life.
'''Mirage:''' Do not touch her if you value your life.
'''Vyper:''' Okay, you are no fun.
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|'''Paige:''' You like books, Vyper?
'''Vyper:''' Eh, I prefer rolling papers, but... you gotta go to war with what you got, y'know?
'''Paige:''' Oh, my god.
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|'''Vyper:''' Aw, you killed it at Pole Palace last night.
'''Paige:''' I don't know what that is.
'''Vyper:''' Yeah. Me neither. ''Heh!''
'''Paige:''' Seriously. What are you talking about.
'''Vyper:''' Cinnamon, come on. It's me.
'''Paige:''' Who's Cinnamon...?
'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian. ''Hehehe...''
'''Paige:''' What are you talking about...?!
'''Vyper:''' You are too pure for this world, I kind of love it.
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|'''Vyper:''' Hey, red, if my P.O. comes lookin', I was with you last night.
'''Paige:''' But... you weren't.
'''Vyper:''' Alright, that's why I need you to lie.
'''Paige:''' I'm not lying to a police officer.
'''Vyper:''' Correct. You're lying to a parole officer.
'''Paige:''' I'm not lying, period!
'''Vyper:''' That's a real Bebop move, red, I gotta say.
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|'''Vyper:''' So what's your deal, Vinny?
'''Vindicta:''' ''Vinny..?!''
'''Vyper:''' Well, what else am I gonna call you? ''Vindicta?'' Nah, pass.
'''Vindicta:''' It's my name.
'''Vyper:''' Well your parents should have loved you more.
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|'''Vindicta:''' You're the woman infatuated with Lash, right?
'''Vyper:''' Oh, come on, everyone loves Lash.
'''Vindicta:''' I'm not sure that's true.
'''Vyper:''' Don't believe Bebop's propaganda.
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|'''Vindicta:''' Do you have a plan, Vyper?
'''Vyper:''' I got a gun. You got a gun. This baby writes itself.
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'''Wraith:''' Heard you shanked Molly.
'''Vyper:''' Who, Molenza? No, who said that? Why'd you ask? She a friend of yours? I didn't know she was a friend of yours.
'''Vyper:''' Who, Molenza? No, who said that? Why'd you ask? She a friend of yours? I didn't know she was a friend of yours.
'''Wraith:''' She's not.


'''Vyper:''' Cool, yeah. No, I stabbed the hell outta her. Not a fan.
'''Vyper:''' Cool, yeah. No, I stabbed the hell outta her. Not a fan.
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'''Vyper:''' Hey, if we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer? ''Tsk,'' I'm your girl.
'''Vyper:''' Hey, if we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer? ''Tsk,'' I'm your girl.
'''Wraith:''' I'd never hire you.


'''Vyper:''' Why, 'cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history!
'''Vyper:''' Why, 'cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history!
'''Wraith:''' It's not, but tell you what. If we complete the ritual, we'll call things square.


'''Vyper:''' You know what, I'll take it.
'''Vyper:''' You know what, I'll take it.
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'''Vyper:''' So what, you wanna bet on, uh... how many bullets we go through?
'''Vyper:''' So what, you wanna bet on, uh... how many bullets we go through?
'''Wraith:''' Obviously. How much do you want to wager, a thousand.


'''Vyper:''' A thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?
'''Vyper:''' A thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?
'''Wraith:''' ''Sigh...''
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