Shopkeeper

2026-03-01T20:12:32Z

173.63.250.50: /* Hero-Specific voice lines */ Add "like" in voice line transcription for Page "I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige."

[[File:The Curiosity Shop.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation|The Shopkeeper|I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
The '''Shopkeeper''' is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33268153/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm Deadlock] on [https://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]</ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].

== Voice lines ==

=== Hero-Specific voice lines ===
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
!Transcription
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3]]
|Good luck, Detective Abrams.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3]]
|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3]]
|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_01.mp3]]
|Thanks for spending your parents' money!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_02.mp3]]
|Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_03.mp3]]
|You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_04.mp3]]
|You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_05.mp3]]
|Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 01.mp3]]
|Have fun out there, Bebop.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 02.mp3]]
|Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 03.mp3]]
|Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|Have fun tearin' a machine down!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.ogg]]
|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.ogg]]
|Must be nice havin' ideals.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 01.mp3]]
|Keep the cat off the counter.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02.mp3]]
|So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 03.mp3]]
|Blood money is like normal money with a story.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_01.mp3]]
|See you on Coney later!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_04.mp3]]
|Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_05.mp3]]
|Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|Good luck defending the Baroness!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.ogg]]
|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.ogg]]
|Good luck out there, Doorman!
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|You Louisiana boys know how to party.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|Let the good times roll, baby!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.ogg]]
|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.ogg]]
|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 01.mp3]]
|How’s Marla doing, Professor?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 02.mp3]]
|Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 03.mp3]]
|Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Graves}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_01.mp3]]
|Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_02.mp3]]
|You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_03.mp3]]
|I know a theater kid when I see one.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_04.mp3]]
|Have fun playing with the dead!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_05.mp3]]
|High school must be weirder than I remember.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 01.mp3]]
|I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 02.mp3]]
|First time in New York, Talon?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 03.mp3]]
|You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 04.mp3]]
|Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 01.mp3]]
|You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 02.mp3]]
|If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 03.mp3]]
|I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 04.mp3]]
|The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3]]
|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3]]
|Good huntin‘, Holliday.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3]]
|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 01.mp3]]
|Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 02.mp3]]
|Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 03.mp3]]
|So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3]]
|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3]]
|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3]]
|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 01.mp3]]
|Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 02.mp3]]
|I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a ''mentsh''.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 03.mp3]]
|If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3]]
|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3]]
|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3]]
|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 01.mp3]]
|Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 02.mp3]]
|So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 03.mp3]]
|Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3]]
|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3]]
|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3]]
|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3]]
|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|Happy to have your business, Mina.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.ogg]]
|That a gift for the Vicount?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.ogg]]
|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 01.mp3]]
|If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 02.mp3]]
|You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 03.mp3]]
|Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 04.mp3]]
|Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 01.mp3]]
|Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 02.mp3]]
|Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 03.mp3]]
|You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|You're a good kid, don't get dead.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.ogg]]
|Tell your pops I said hi.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.ogg]]
|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3]]
|They should know better than to mess with you.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3]]
|Time comes for everyone, eh?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3]]
|Good luck, Paradox.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3]]
|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3]]
|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3]]
|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3]]
|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Rem}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_01.mp3]]
|Hope you find your way home, kid.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_02.mp3]]
|I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_03.mp3]]
|Kid, you got great taste!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_04.mp3]]
|You're adorable, Rem.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_05.mp3]]
|Please don't molt in my shop.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3]]
|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3]]
|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3]]
|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3]]
|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 01.mp3]]
|Have fun stakin‘ people.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 02.mp3]]
|Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 03.mp3]]
|Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 04.mp3]]
|You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Silver}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_01.mp3]]
|Just come back in one piece, Silver!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_02.mp3]]
|Hope you find your bounty!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_03.mp3]]
|So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_04.mp3]]
|Need something for the hangover while you're here?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_05.mp3]]
|Glad I don't have your job, Silver.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|Good luck getting that divorce!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.ogg]]
|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.ogg]]
|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Venator}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_01.mp3]]
|Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_02.mp3]]
|Here you go, Padre! ''(Spanish for "priest")''
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_03.mp3]]
|God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_04.mp3]]
|Come back any time, Father!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_05.mp3]]
|There goes one angry man.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.ogg]]
|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.ogg]]
|Good luck, dead man!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3]]
|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3]]
|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3]]
|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 01.mp3]]
|Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 02.mp3]]
|I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 03.mp3]]
|I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|I like this new V that buys things!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.ogg]]
|Well, look who broke out of jail again!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.ogg]]
|You're my kind of lowlife, V!
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 01.mp3]]
|Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 02.mp3]]
|Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 03.mp3]]
|I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 04.mp3]]
|You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 01.mp3]]
|Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 02.mp3]]
|I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 03.mp3]]
|From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 02.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 03.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 04.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 05.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 06.mp3]]

[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 07.mp3]]
|Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 02.mp3]]
|That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 03.mp3]]
|You have fun stabbin‘ folks.
|}

=== Item-Specific voice lines ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item
!Audio!! Transcription
|-
| Belt Fed
| || Helloo rate of fire!
|-
|[[Crippling Headshot]]
|
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|-
|Detention Rounds
|
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|-
|[[Frenzy]]
|
|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
|-
|[[Glass Cannon]]
|
|High risk, high reward.
|-
|[[Lucky Shot]]
|
|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Spiritual Overflow]]
|
|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
|-
|
|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
|-
|[[Ricochet]]
|
|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
|-
|[[Silencer]]
|
|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
|-
|[[Siphon Bullets]]
|
|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
|-
|[[Colossus]]
|
|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
|-
|[[Inhibitor]]
|
|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
|-
|[[Leech]]
|
|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
|-
|[[Phantom Strike]]
|
|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
|-
|[[Shadow Weave]]
|
|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
|-
|[[Unstoppable]]
|
|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
|-
|[[Boundless Spirit]]
|
|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
|-
|[[Curse]]
|
|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Diviner's Kevlar]]
|
|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
|-
|
|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
|-
|[[Echo Shard]]
|
|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
|-
|[[Escalating Exposure]]
|
|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
|-
|[[Magic Carpet]]
|
|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
|-
|[[Mystic Reverb]]
|
|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
|-
|[[Refresher]]
|
|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
|-
|[[Surge of Power]]
|
|Reloading is for lesser men.
|}

=== Hero and Item-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
!Hero
! Item
!Audio!! Transcription
|-
|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
| || Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
|}

=== Generic voice lines ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
!Transcription
|-
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
|
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
|-
|
|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
|-
|
|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
|-
|
|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
|-
|
|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
|-
|
|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
|-
|
|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
|-
|
|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
|-
|
|Guns! Get your guns over here!
|-
|
|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
|-
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
|
|Stay strong, buddy!
|-
|
|Good luck!
|-
|
|An excellent choice.
|-
|
|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
|-
|
|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
|-
|
|Your enemies will curse your name!
|-
|
|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
|-
|
|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
|-
|
|We live in interesting times, don't we?
|-
|
|Have fun, don't get dead!
|-
|
|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
|-
|
|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
|-
|
|I got more where that came from!
|-
|
|Today you're makin' history!
|-
|
|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
|-
| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
|
|A little protection goes a long way.
|-
|
|Good luck not gettin' shot!
|-
|
|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
|-
|
|My friend, survival is paramount.
|-
|
|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
|-
|
|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
|-
|
|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
|-
|
|Stay safe out there.
|-
|
|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
|-
|
|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
|-
|
|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
|-
|
|You'll be the last one standin'.
|-
|
|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
|-
|
|Swing by anytime.
|-
|
|Come back if you need anything else.
|-
|
|Someone's using their noodle.
|-
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
|
|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
|-
|
|Aah. You have discerning taste.
|-
|
|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
|-
|
|Exquisite, isn't it?
|-
|
|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
|-
|
|You're not gonna regret that.
|-
|
|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
|-
|
|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
|-
|
|Now go out there and impose your will.
|-
|
|You have a good eye.
|-
|
|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
|-
|
|Good luck completin' the ritual!
|-
|
|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
|-
|
|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
|-
|
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
|-
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
|
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
|-
|
|And what can I do for you?
|-
|
|Lookie what I got here.
|-
|
|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
|-
|
|How may I be of service?
|-
|
|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
|-
|
|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
|-
|
|Such delights I can sell you.
|-
|
|Welcome! Welcome.
|-
|
|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
|-
|
|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
|-
|
|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
|-
|
|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
|-
|
|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
|-
|
|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
|-
|
|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
|}

== Seasonal voice lines ==
These voice lines are played only during [[seasonal events]].

=== Winter event 2024 ===
Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
!Transcription
|-
| rowspan="9" |Purchase a T4 Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 01.mp3]]
|He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 02 alt 01.mp3]]
|Love the hat! Never take it off!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 03 alt 01.mp3]]
|That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04.mp3]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04 alt 01.mp3]]
|Happy holidays!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 05 alt 01.mp3]]
|The big guy know you're workin' for him?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 06.mp3]]
|Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 07.mp3]]
|You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 09.mp3]]
|There goes one scary lookin' elf.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 10.mp3]]
|Enjoy the holiday!
|}

=== Winter event 2025===

==== Hero-Specific voice lines ====
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
!Transcription
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.ogg]]
|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.ogg]]
|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.ogg]]
|Stay warm, detective!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.ogg]]
|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.ogg]]
|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.ogg]]
|Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.ogg]]
|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.ogg]]
|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.ogg]]
|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, you can go now.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.ogg]]
|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.ogg]]
|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.ogg]]
|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.ogg]]
|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.ogg]]
|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.ogg]]
|You're like the world's angriest Santa!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.ogg]]
|OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.ogg]]
|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.ogg]]
|Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.ogg]]
|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.ogg]]
|I ''know'' you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays... Holliday.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.ogg]]
|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.ogg]]
|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.ogg]]
|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.ogg]]
|''You'' are definitely on the nice list this year!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.ogg]]
|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.ogg]]
|Merry Christmas, Ivy.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.ogg]]
|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.ogg]]
|Nice parka!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.ogg]]
|Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.ogg]]
|For the lady who has everything.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.ogg]]
|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.ogg]]
|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.ogg]]
|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.ogg]]
|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.ogg]]
|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.ogg]]
|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.ogg]]
|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, McGinnis!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Mina!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.ogg]]
|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.ogg]]
|You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.ogg]]
|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.ogg]]
|So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.ogg]]
|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.ogg]]
|You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.ogg]]
|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.ogg]]
|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Paradox.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.ogg]]
|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.ogg]]
|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.ogg]]
|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.ogg]]
|You're looking... festive.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.ogg]]
|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.ogg]]
|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.ogg]]
|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.ogg]]
|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.ogg]]
|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.ogg]]
|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.ogg]]
|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.ogg]]
|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.ogg]]
|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Viscous.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.ogg]]
|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.ogg]]
|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.ogg]]
|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.ogg]]
|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.ogg]]
|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.ogg]]
|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.ogg]]
|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.ogg]]
|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.ogg]]
|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.ogg]]
|Happy holidays, Yamato.
|}

==== Purchasing items ====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
!Transcription
|-
| rowspan="15" |Weapon Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.ogg]]
|Happy holidays.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.ogg]]
|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.ogg]]
|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.ogg]]
|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.ogg]]
|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.ogg]]
|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.ogg]]
|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.ogg]]
|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.ogg]]
|Beats a fruitcake.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.ogg]]
|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.ogg]]
|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.ogg]]
|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.ogg]]
|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.ogg]]
|This'll help ring in the New Year.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.ogg]]
|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
|-
| rowspan="15" |Ability Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.ogg]]
|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.ogg]]
|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.ogg]]
|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.ogg]]
|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.ogg]]
|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.ogg]]
|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.ogg]]
|Would you like that gift wrapped?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.ogg]]
|I threw in a candy cane.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.ogg]]
|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.ogg]]
|It's one way to show your good cheer.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.ogg]]
|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.ogg]]
|Got anything else on the wishlist?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.ogg]]
|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.ogg]]
|God I love this time of year.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.ogg]]
|Magic is just in the air, you know?
|-
| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.ogg]]
|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.ogg]]
|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.ogg]]
|The world's cold, better bundle up.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.ogg]]
|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.ogg]]
|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.ogg]]
|This'll keep you nice and warm.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.ogg]]
|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.ogg]]
|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.ogg]]
|Beats a sweater.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.ogg]]
|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.ogg]]
|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.ogg]]
|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.ogg]]
|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.ogg]]
|I don't do gift receipts.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.ogg]]
|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.
|}

== Removed and unused voice lines ==
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
!Notes
!Transcription
|-
|{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02 old.mp3]]
| rowspan="6" |Removed
|You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
|-
| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_02.mp3]]
|Good luck, Pepper!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_03.mp3]]
|Lookin' good, Pepper!
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01 old.mp3]]
|Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02 old.mp3]]
|After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03 old.mp3]]
|Give 'em hell, buddy!
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.ogg]]
| rowspan="18" |Unused
|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.ogg]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.ogg]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.ogg]]
|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!)
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.ogg]]
|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.ogg]]
|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.ogg]]
|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.ogg]]
|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.ogg]]
|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.ogg]]
|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.ogg]]
|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 05.ogg]]
|Have fun visiting New York.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Trapper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 01.ogg]]
|I'm rooting for you, buddy.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.ogg]]
|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.ogg]]
|Go Knicks!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.ogg]]
|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.ogg]]
|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01.mp3]]
|Just take it and get outta here!
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02.mp3]]
|Did you just… lick your lips?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03.mp3]]
|Please don’t eat me.
|}

== Trivia ==

* The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.

* The Shopkeeper model is also used for the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]] stalls.
* Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for [[Priest]].

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