Editing The New York Oracle (section)

== Seasonal (Winter) ==
Seasonal headlines are played during the winter [[Seasonal events|seasonal event]].
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|Happy holidays from your friends at the New York Oracle!
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 02.mp3]]
|Need a gift for someone special? Then get them a box of Twin Omen Cigars! That's Twin Omen Cigars, a proud sponsor of the New York Oracle.
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 03.mp3]]
|Protecting your family from Krampus: Are gingerbread wards enough?
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 04.mp3]]
|This month, Maximilian Fairfax made headlines after donating a small fortune to New York orphanages. When asked about his generous act, the CEO of Fairfax Industries replied: "No one should be without family on the holidays".
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_05
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 05.mp3]]
|Rockefeller Center is teeming with skaters, as the holiday season is in full swing.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_06_alt_01
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 06 alt 01.mp3]]
|The Yeti of the Yukon lumberjack show has thrilled Canadian audiences for years. Will they find the same success as they begin their first US tour this winter?
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_07_alt_01
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 07 alt 01.mp3]]
|The holidays are upon us! If you're naughty... beware.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_08
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 08.mp3]]
|The OSIC has issued a statement reminding citizens that North Pole expeditions are illegal without a permit.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_09_alt_01
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 09 alt 01.mp3]]
|The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_10
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 10.mp3]]
|Looking to make this holiday season more magical? Curse your enemies!
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_11
|[[ File:Newscaster seasonal headline 11.mp3]]
|The editorial staff at the New York Oracle would like to issue a formal apology for a recent headline that encouraged hexes for the holidays.
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 12.mp3]]
|New York anxiously awaits the arrival of Kris Kringle. Have you been a good boy or girl this year?
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_13
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 13.mp3]]
|The tree is lit, the Rockettes are kicking, and magic is in the air. It's holiday time in New York!
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 14.mp3]]
|A controversial department store window display left some parents outraged. For more on this story, pick up your copy of the New York Oracle today!
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 15.mp3]]
|The Ixian War tops this year's list of topics most likely to start a fight at holiday dinners.
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 16.mp3]]
|The Oracle's own Allie Kincaid teases that her next interview will be... electrifying!
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 17.mp3]]
|Snowmen: Don't mess with them! Just in case.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_18_alt_01
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 18 alt 01.mp3]]
|Planning on going caroling this year? This week's edition of The New York Oracle offers useful tips on how to raise spirits, but not "raise spirits".
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 19.mp3]]
|This Thurday, Jezebel's billiard hall is offering free hot chocolate with every game of pool!
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_20
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 20.mp3]]
|Have you been visited by three ghosts in the middle of the night? If so, we'd love to hear about it!
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_21
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 21.mp3]]
|Officials have confirmed that the calamity at last week's tree lighting festival was the result of a giant rat chewing on a junction box.
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_22
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 22.mp3]]
|The New York Municipal Coven is looking for volunteers to spend time with stray familiars in their Soho shelter.
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 23.mp3]]
|Cadence and the Requiem Boys' holiday show sold out in record time! Will the Ixian singer add a second date? Only time will tell!
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 24.mp3]]
|The New York Oracle wants to wish you and your loved ones a safe Maelstrom, and a joyous winter!
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|newscaster_seasonal_headline_25
|[[File:Newscaster_seasonal_headline_25.mp3]]
|Santa: Wonderful, or amazing?
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|[[File:Newscaster seasonal headline 26 alt 01.mp3]]
|This holiday season, the Oracle would like to remind readers not to be like Jacob Lash.
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=== Hero headlines ===
Seasonal hero headlines are played when the player completes a winter skin challenge.
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|{{PageRef|name=Abrams}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal atlas unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Detective Abrams was last seen wearing a Santa hat. Reports that he's looking for eggnog have not been substantiated.
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|{{PageRef|name=Bebop}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal bebop unlock 01.mp3]]
|In today's human interest story: We'll cover Bebop, the plucky scrap golem in an adorable Santa hat!
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|{{PageRef|name=Dynamo}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal shiv unlock 01.mp3]]
|This just in: Professor Dynamo rang in the holiday season with style!
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|{{PageRef|name=Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal orion unlock 01.mp3]]
|Is Grey Talon looking to give the gift of murder this holiday season? Our sources say "yes".
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|{{PageRef|name=Haze}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal haze unlock 01 comp.mp3]]
|Hoping to soften their image, the OSIC Sandman division released a holiday calendar this year! It only made them more terrifying.
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|{{PageRef|name=Infernus}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal inferno unlock 01.mp3]]
|A beloved bartender at Jezebel's has traded in his fedora for a Santa hat!
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|{{PageRef|name=Ivy}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal tengu unlock 01.mp3]]
|The savior of Spanish Harlem continues to melt New York's heart, as she dispenses vigilante justice dressed for the holidays!
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|{{PageRef|name=Kelvin}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal kelvin unlock 01.mp3]]
|Are ice wights secretly servants of Santa? The New York Oracle investigates.
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|{{PageRef|name=Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal ghost unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Breaking news: Lady Geist has been possessed! Not by Oathkeeper, but by the holiday spirit!
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|{{PageRef|name=Lash}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal lash unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!
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|{{PageRef|name=McGinnis}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal forge unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Presumably walking home drunk after a Fairfax Industries holiday party, notorious misanthrope Maggie McGinnis has been seen looking festive!
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|{{PageRef|name=Mirage}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal mirage unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Are the Djinn embracing western holidays? Mirage's latest headgear says... "Maybe"?
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|{{PageRef|name=Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal krill unlock.mp3]]
|A New York City mole man was spotted with a very shiny nose. Could Santa have a new leader for his sleigh team?
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|{{PageRef|name=Paradox}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal chrono unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Paradox has seemingly stolen a Santa hat, in what appears to be a low-stakes, yet surprisingly meaningful crime.
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|{{PageRef|name=Pocket}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal synth unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|A street urchin in a Santa hat is making waves, as they spread holiday cheer throughout New York!
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|{{PageRef|name=Seven}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal gigawatt unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|This just in: The individual known only as "Seven" has found a way to make the holiday season more terrifying.
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|{{PageRef|name=Shiv}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal shiv unlock 01.mp3]]
|A handsome son of a bitch in a Santa hat has been seen throwing knives in midtown! Could it be Shiv? Yes. Yes, it's Shiv.
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|{{PageRef|name=Vindicta}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal hornet unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Is Vindicta executing individuals with alarming frequency? Yes. Are people strangely ok with it because she's dressed as a murderous elf? Absolutely.
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|{{PageRef|name=Viscous}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal bebop unlock 01.mp3]]
|New York has been charmed by a pile of goo that embodies the holiday season!
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|{{PageRef|name=Warden}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal warden unlock 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Once, Warden was dressed as a cop. Now he's dressed as a cop with a Santa hat. What will he look like next? The New York Oracle digs into this ever-evolving and seemingly unending mystery!
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|{{PageRef|name=Wraith}}
|[[File:Newscaster seasonal wraith unlock 01.mp3]]
|Is Wraith wearing a Santa hat because she lost a bet? Or is she full of holiday cheer?
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|{{PageRef|name=Yamato}}
|[[ File:Newscaster seasonal yamato unlock 01.mp3]]
|Breaking news: Yamato was seen wearing a Santa hat! Somehow this makes her scarier than normal.
|}