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|Happy holidays from your friends at the New York Oracle!
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|Need a gift for someone special? Then get them a box of Twin Omen Cigars! That's Twin Omen Cigars, a proud sponsor of the New York Oracle.
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|Protecting your family from Krampus: Are gingerbread wards enough?
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|This month, Maximilian Fairfax made headlines after donating a small fortune to New York orphanages. When asked about his generous act, the CEO of Fairfax Industries replied: "No one should be without family on the holidays".
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|Rockefeller Center is teeming with skaters, as the holiday season is in full swing.
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|The Yeti of the Yukon lumberjack show has thrilled Canadian audiences for years. Will they find the same success as they begin their first US tour this winter?
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|The holidays are upon us! If you're naughty... beware.
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|The OSIC has issued a statement reminding citizens that North Pole expeditions are illegal without a permit.
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|The Knickerbockers' losing streak continues, after a humiliating defeat to the Celtics. In unrelated news, no one likes the Celtics.
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|Looking to make this holiday season more magical? Curse your enemies!
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|The editorial staff at the New York Oracle would like to issue a formal apology for a recent headline that encouraged hexes for the holidays.
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|New York anxiously awaits the arrival of Kris Kringle. Have you been a good boy or girl this year?
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|The tree is lit, the Rockettes are kicking, and magic is in the air. It's holiday time in New York!
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|A controversial department store window display left some parents outraged. For more on this story, pick up your copy of the New York Oracle today!
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|Snowmen: Don't mess with them! Just in case.
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|Planning on going caroling this year? This week's edition of The New York Oracle offers useful tips on how to raise spirits, but not "raise spirits".
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|This Thurday, Jezebel's billiard hall is offering free hot chocolate with every game of pool!
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|Have you been visited by three ghosts in the middle of the night? If so, we'd love to hear about it!
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|Officials have confirmed that the calamity at last week's tree lighting festival was the result of a giant rat chewing on a junction box.
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|The New York Municipal Coven is looking for volunteers to spend time with stray familiars in their Soho shelter.
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|The New York Oracle wants to wish you and your loved ones a safe Maelstrom, and a joyous winter!
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|Santa: Wonderful, or amazing?
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|This holiday season, the Oracle would like to remind readers not to be like Jacob Lash.
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