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{{Audio link|Atlas lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work.<br><br>'''Abrams:''' My name's... Abrams.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Probably not gonna remember that.<br><br>'''Abrams:''' After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that?!<br><br>'''Lash:''' Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.}}

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{{Audio link|Atlas lash 2.mp3|'''Lash:''' I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash.<br><br>'''Abrams:''' You are somethin' else.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.}}

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{{Audio link|Atlas lash 3.mp3|'''Lash:''' So, what does it feel like?<br><br>'''Abrams:''' Excuse me?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like?<br><br>'''Abrams:''' Nauseating?<br><br>'''Lash:''' No need to be nervous. I am approachable.<br><br>'''Abrams:''' Oh god...}}

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{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?<br><br>'''Drifter:''' They call me the Drifter.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Don't know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it's your life.}}

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{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Drifter:''' Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.<br><br>'''Drifter:''' Yeah, it's you.}}

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{{Audio link|Drifter_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Drifter:''' Heard you like hurting people, Lash.<br><br>'''Lash:''' I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt, that's on them, not me.}}

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{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in "Being Amazing", The Lash is happy to oblige.<br><br>'''Dynamo:''' I'm shocked you know what an "adjunct" is.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Don't underestimate The Lash, professor! It never works out!}}

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{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... How long you been with the old ball-and-chain?<br><br>'''Dynamo:''' Don't talk about Marla like that.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Just making conversation!<br><br>'''Dynamo:''' And I'm telling you to respect my wife.}}

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{{Audio link|Dynamo_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Lash:''' What's the first thing you're gonna do when The Lash gets your body back?<br><br>'''Dynamo:''' I believe you mean the Patron. But to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.}}

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{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' How you feeling, old man?<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.<br><br>'''Lash:''' I get it, it must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.<br><br>'''Lash:''' God damn right they are.}}

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{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society?<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Boosh!<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Obviously.<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.}}

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{{Audio link|Grey_talon_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we need to learn to work together.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch The Lash do his thing.<br><br>'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare...}}

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{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.<br><br>'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a long day.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Hah, best day of your life.<br><br>'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.}}

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{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' The Lash and the Sandman. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it?<br><br>'''Haze:''' Sure.<br><br>'''Lash:''' I see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man, an emotionally unavailable killing machine, a little action, a lot of ''sexual'' tension...<br><br>'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Yeah... haha, you get it.}}

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{{Audio link|Haze_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Y'know, it's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.}}

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{{Audio link|Astro lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... you using that rope for work or recreation?<br><br>'''Holliday:''' You are such a pig.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Nah babe... I'm Lash.<br><br>'''Holliday:''' Shut up!}}

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{{Audio link|Astro lash 2.mp3|'''Lash:''' Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city?<br><br>'''Holliday:''' I'm tracking down a serial killer.<br><br>'''Lash:''' If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in.<br><br>'''Holliday:''' Oh my god, I hate you.}}

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{{Audio link|Astro lash 3.mp3|'''Holliday:''' Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.<br><br>'''Lash:''' What's in it for me?<br><br>'''Holliday:''' I don't knock your teeth in.<br><br>'''Lash:''' The Lash accepts.}}

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{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Looking forward to working with you, Ivy.<br><br>'''Ivy:''' Really?<br><br>'''Lash:''' You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and ''that'' is impressive.<br><br>'''Ivy:''' Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Stupid people tend to say stupid things.<br><br>'''Ivy:''' Hm!}}

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{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Ivy:''' Do we have a plan?<br><br>'''Lash:''' You think we need one?<br><br>'''Ivy:''' Probably?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Ivy, a plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need... is The Lash.<br><br>'''Ivy:''' We need... you?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Goddamn right you do.}}

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{{Audio link|Ivy_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Ivy:''' Why do you hate Bebop so much?<br><br>'''Lash:''' You've ''obviously'' never met Bebop.<br><br>'''Ivy:''' He seems nice.<br><br>'''Lash:''' He's stupid!}}

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{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Nice beard.<br><br>'''Kelvin:''' Nice moustache.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Well, aren't we a pair of handsome bastards?}}

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{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' What's with the parka?<br><br>'''Kelvin:''' I died in the Arctic.<br><br>'''Lash:''' That keep you from changing your clothes?<br><br>'''Kelvin:''' This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive, so I'm not risking taking it off.}}

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{{Audio link|Kelvin_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Kelvin:''' You should be kinder to people, Lash.<br><br>'''Lash:''' The Lash rejects the ''premise'' of your argument.<br><br>'''Kelvin:''' I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Kelvin... Were you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right-handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be ''nicer''?! No. The Lash is a humanitarian through-and-through!}}

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{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Well, take a look at green-armed Sally.<br><br>'''Lady Geist:''' Don't talk to me.<br><br>'''Lash:''' That's fine by me, I'm just happy lookin'.<br><br>'''Lady Geist:''' Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.<br><br>'''Lash:''' It's a date.}}

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{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lady Geist:''' Tell me you're competent.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Competent? No. I am god's gift to combat.<br><br>'''Lady Geist:''' I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Yes.}}

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{{Audio link|Lady_geist_lash_conversation_03.mp3|'''Lash:''' Now, what's a lady whose got everything need from the Patrons?<br><br>'''Lady Geist:''' We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence.<br><br>'''Lash:''' They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.<br><br>'''Lady Geist:''' We are neither.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 01.mp3|'''Lash:''' Ahh, so The Lash is working with the kid genius.<br><br>'''McGinnis:''' I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.<br><br>'''Lash:''' No need to get defensive, McG.<br><br>'''McGinnis:''' No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".<br><br>'''Lash:''' I like you.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' Are you ready to watch greatness in action?<br><br>'''McGinnis:''' Are you?}}

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{{Audio link|Lash mcginnis conversation 03.mp3|'''McGinnis:''' You can go over my walls, right?<br><br>'''Lash:''' You talkin' metaphorical or literal?<br><br>'''McGinnis:''' I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Maggie Mac... If you wanna say you got a crush on The Lash, you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.<br><br>'''McGinnis:''' Shut up.}}

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{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 1.mp3|'''Lash:''' Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman.<br><br>'''Seven:''' I'm not interested in chit-chat.<br><br>'''Lash:''' That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation.<br><br>'''Seven:''' There is no conversation.<br><br>'''Lash:''' The Lash does it again.}}

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{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 2.mp3|'''Seven:''' They say you have quite the ego.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.<br><br>'''Seven:''' On this, we can agree.}}

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{{Audio link|Gigawatt lash 3.mp3|'''Seven:''' You're the pitfighter, yes?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Uh... You mispronounced "champion".<br><br>'''Seven:''' How silly of me.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Mistakes happen, Glowstick.<br><br>'''Seven:''' What did you call me?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Glowstick. It's your new nickname.<br><br>'''Seven:''' Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Seven it is!}}

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{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 01.mp3|'''Lash:''' You should fight in the bear pit.<br><br>'''Victor:''' I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.<br><br>'''Lash:''' It's not a literal bear pit. It's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.<br><br>'''Victor:''' I think I'll pass.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Your loss.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' Ready to do this Patchwork?<br><br>'''Victor:''' That's not my name.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Yeah, but there's no way I'm going to remember your name. This is a mnemonic.<br><br>'''Victor:''' Patchwork isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.<br><br>'''Lash:''' You got me there, Patches!}}

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{{Audio link|Lash victor conversation 03.mp3|'''Lash:''' Here's a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.<br><br>'''Victor:''' By the time you save the day, they'll be laughing over my dead body.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Exactly! That's when The Lash catches them flat-footed.<br><br>'''Victor:''' What good does that do me?<br><br>'''Lash:''' It gives your sad life meaning, and that should be enough.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' I can't believe I'm here next to you.<br><br>'''Lash:''' That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true.<br><br>'''Vyper:''' You smell even better when you're awake.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 02.mp3|'''Lash:''' So... Vyper.<br><br>'''Vyper:''' Who do you want dead?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Mmm, no one?<br><br>'''Vyper:''' Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and ''real'' bad impulse control! Heh, so what do you need?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Nothin'. You're great.<br><br>'''Vyper:''' Yeah. We are...}}

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{{Audio link|Lash viper conversation 03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?<br><br>'''Lash:''' Yeah. They were... very specific.<br><br>'''Vyper:''' Yeah, well, y'know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so... wanted to make sure they stood out.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Ooh, haha, they did.<br><br>'''Vyper:''' Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh?<br><br>'''Lash:''' No, I, uh... I really didn't.}}

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{{Audio link|Lash wraith 1.mp3|'''Wraith:''' Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.<br><br>'''Lash:''' Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.<br><br>'''Wraith:''' I lost a lot of money.<br><br>'''Lash:''' You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.}}

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{{Audio link|lash wraith 2.mp3|Lash: So... you're the lady who bets on Bebop.<br><br>Wraith: You're the guy that ''lost'' to Bebop.<br><br>Lash: ''One'' time.<br><br>Wraith: One time's all it takes to be a loser.<br><br>Lash: Shut up!}}

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{{Audio link|Lash wraith 3.mp3|'''Lash:''' Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city.<br><br>'''Wraith:''' You're insufferable.<br><br>'''Lash:''' I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.}}