Lash/Quotes

List of voice lines for Lash, voiced by Andrew Bowen, as well as lines from other characters referencing Lash.

Lash voice lines compilation

Select[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.
	You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.
	Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I can tell 'em... "you're welcome".
	Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.
	Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache. (Alt: Reason number 31 I'm better than Bebop: I know how to actually throw a bomb.)
	Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
	See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.
	The only demons I can't punch... are my own.
	Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.
	I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you. (Alt: I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's, uh... I mean it's a curse, really. You know, I rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.)
	It's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.
	Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
	You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.

Unselect[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Ahaha, ah, good one. Wait, you're serious?
	Okay. Yeah, that was smart, don't pick me. Haha. See what happens.
	It's fine. The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to, cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
	Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so- Ahah. Yeah, no worries.
	I understand, you wanna feel a challenge. See what it's like to not be the god of combat.
	Oh, Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
	The Lash is going to take a "me day".
	Not surprising. It takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
	You don't need to be intimidated by me, I am quite approachable.
	Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life-drawing class.

Conversations[edit | edit source]

Hero	Complete?	Transcription
Abrams	Yes	Lash: Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work. Abrams: My name's... Abrams. Lash: Probably not gonna remember that. Abrams: After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that? Lash: Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.
		Lash: I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash. Abrams: You are somethin' else. Lash: Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.
		Lash: So, what does it feel like? Abrams: Excuse me? Lash: Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like? Abrams: Nauseating? Lash: No need to be nervous. I am approachable. Abrams: Oh god...
Dynamo	No	Dynamo: I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.
		Dynamo: Don't talk about Marlowe like that. Dynamo:And I'm telling you to stop disrespecting my wife.
		Dynamo: I believe you mean the Patron - and to answer your question... give Marlowe a hug and not let go for three months.
Grey Talon	No	Grey Talon: I was feeling better before you started talking.
		Grey Talon: I do. Your prowess is undeniable. Grey Talon: You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence. Grey Talon: Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
		Grey Talon: If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together. Grey Talon: This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
Haze	No	Haze: This is gonna be a looong day. Haze: Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
		Haze: Sure. Haze: Does he die at the end?
		Haze: People hate you, Lash.
Holliday	Yes	Lash: So... you using that rope for work or recreation? Holliday: You are such a pig. Lash: Nah babe... I'm Lash. Holliday: Shut up!
		Lash: Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city? Holliday: I'm tracking down a serial killer. Lash: If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in. Holliday: Oh my god, I hate you.
		Holliday: Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible. Lash: What's in it for me? Holliday: I don't knock your teeth in. Lash: The Lash accepts.
Lady Geist	No	Lady Geist: Don't talk to me. Lady Geist: Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
		Lady Geist: Tell me you're competent. Lady Geist: I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
		Lady Geist: We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence. Lady Geist: We are neither.
McGinnis	No	McGinnis: I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius. McGinnis: No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".
		McGinnis: Are you?
		McGinnis: You can go over my walls, right? McGinnis: I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean. McGinnis: Shut up.
Seven	Yes	Lash: Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman. Seven: I'm not interested in chit-chat. Lash: That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation. Seven: There is no conversation. Lash: The Lash does it again.
		Seven: They say you have quite the ego. Lash: Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things. Seven: On this, we can agree.
		Seven: You're the pitfighter, yes? Lash: Uh... You mispronounced "champion". Seven: How silly of me. Lash: Mistakes happen, Glowstick. Seven: What did you call me? Lash: Glowstick. It's your new nickname. Seven: Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes. Lash: Seven it is!
Wraith	Yes	Wraith: Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight. Lash: Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit. Wraith: I lost a lot of money. Lash: You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.
		Lash: So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop. Wraith: You're the guy that lost to Bebop. Lash: One time. Wraith: One time is all it takes to be a loser. Lash: Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")
		Lash: Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city. Wraith: You're insufferable. Lash: I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.

Abilities[edit | edit source]

Not all voice lines listed here trigger in-game.

Ground Strike[edit | edit source]

Also referred to as Dive Strike intermittently.

Ground Strike Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power2" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power1".

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability1	Ground strike's ready.
Almost Ready	No		Ooh, down strike's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes		Ground strike's on cooldown!
Upgrade	Yes		Divekicks are the new uppercut.
	Yes, No		Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with panache. (Alt: Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with style.)
	No, No		First, I'll knock 'em up, and then I'll knock 'em down. (Alt: First, I knock 'em up - whoo bshh! - and then I knock 'em down, wha bam!)
	Yes		I can't wait to send them airborne!
	Yes		This used to be an uppercut, sigh, then I grew as a person. Y'know, meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts because he sucks.
	Yes		So here's how this works, I fly in, fwoosh - boom! Then I kick them in the face.
	Yes		Yeah, I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred-billion times cooler when I do it mid-air!
	No		The best part isn't launching them in the air, it's knowing that they're cursing my name while I'm launching them in the air.
	Yes		They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
	No		Is flying in on someone trying to escape "cruel"? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so, who cares?
Use	Yes, Yes	Filenames: lash_use_power1_02; lash_use_power1_02_02	Dive strike! (Alt delivery: Dive strike!)
	Yes		Droppin' in.
	No		[Loud grunting]
	Yes		You wanna mess with me?
	Yes		I'm about to show you why I'm the best.
	Yes		I can do this all day!
	Yes		Havin' fun yet?
	Yes		Tired of gettin' your ass kicked?
	Yes		Ground pound!
	Yes		Let's dance, buddy.
	Yes		You won't stop me!
Use (low health)	Yes		Who said that we were done?
	Yes		The fight ends when I say it ends.
	Yes		Oh, you think you got me beat?
	Yes		I'll be the one walking away!
	Yes		I'm puttin' you in the dirt.

Grapple[edit | edit source]

Grapple Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power1" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power2".

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability2	The Lash is always ready.
Almost Ready	No		Grapple's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes		Lash is on cooldown.
Upgrade	Yes		No one runs from me!
	Yes		They can try to run. It's not gonna work out well for 'em, but they can try.
	No		Oh, I'm gonna crater 'em.
	Yes		It's my bread and butter baby!
	No		Every time I hear someone scream in frustration, I just get a big ol' smile on my face!
	Yes		I'm gonna be bouncin' all around that battlefield.
	Yes		I can come at them from anywhere.
	Yes		They won't see me comin', but boy, will they know I"ve been there.
	Yes		Every time they think they're safe, I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
	Yes		Is flyin' in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so who cares?
	Yes	Filename is lash_upgrade_power3_05	Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
Use	Yes		Try to run!
	Yes		I'm comin' baby!
	Yes		Here comes the Lash!
	Yes		I'm about to ruin your day.
	Yes		Here I come!
	Yes, No		Let's go! (Alt: Let's go.)
	Yes		You wanna mess with the Lash?
	Yes		Start running!
	Yes		[Laughter] Oh!
Use (low health)	Yes		On the move!
	Yes		I am not dead yet baby!
	Yes		Not givin' up!
	Yes		God I feel alive!
	Yes		Let's up the ante!

Flog[edit | edit source]

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability3	Flog's ready.
Almost Ready	No		Ahh, Flog's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes		Flog's on cooldown.
Upgrade	Yes		I'll stay in the fight.
	Yes		I gotta keep the dance goin'!
	Yes		Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick. This helps me keep it interesting.
	Yes, No		I can outlast everyone. (Alt: First, I throw this when I'm flyin' in - fwoom spoo! And then I punch them, wuh bshh, into oblivion.)
	Yes	Listed as a Flog upgrade line, currently used by Grapple.	Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
	Yes		If they think they can stand toe to toe with me, they are going to have a beautifully bad day.
	Yes		They'll try to stand up to the Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
	No		Practical and recreational.
	No, Yes		I'll whip 'em into shape! (Alt delivery: I'll whip 'em into shape.)
	No		They don't know who the best is? [scoff] They're about to find out.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_01	If I'm gonna be up close, I need to be ready.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_02	I am ready to get my hands dirty.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_03	Well, let's go ruin their lives!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_04	I'm going to destroy them with this.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_05	They're not gonna know what hit 'em.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_06	Ready to make an impact!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_07	Time to show 'em I'm not messin' around.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_08	Ready to take 'em apart!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_09	Awh, I'm gonna make this look good.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_10	Time to put down some rivals.
Use	Yes		Whippin' 'em!
	Yes		No one's outlasting me.
	Yes		Oh my God! [chuckle] You thought you were making progress!
	Yes		Don't you get it? I'm playing with you.
	Yes		You gonna run? Or do you want me to slap you around some more?
	Yes		You're not taking me down.
	Yes		You want a piece of the Lash?!
	Yes		I got a little somethin' for everybody.
	Yes		Let's see how you do against the Lash.
	Yes		I got ya number, baby!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_01	We're not losing to them!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_02	You think you've got the best of me?
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_03	You're in trouble now.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_04	Come on!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_05	They're not even trying.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_06	They are just begging to get killed by me.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_07	Keep 'em comin'!
Use (low health)	Yes		No one is killing me!
	Yes		Gotta land this...
	Yes		Need a second wind, come on!
	Yes		Come on Lash, you can outlast 'em!
	Yes		Just need to hang on a little longer!

Death Slam[edit | edit source]

Note: Lash's cooldown ping for abilities use the filename structure "lash_ping_use_ability4" instead of typical ones.

Context	Plays in-game?	Transcription
Ready	Yes	[Singing] Death Slam's ready!
	Yes	Ready to Death Slam!
	Yes	Death Slam's ready!
	Yes	Ready to use Death Slam!
	Yes	Ready to pick up and slam 'em down!
	Yes	Ready to do my thing!
	Yes	Ready to show 'em what Lash is all about!
	Yes	Lash is ready to do what the Lash does best!
	Yes	Ready to pick someone off!
	Yes	Death Slam is good to go!
	Yes	Say the word and I will Death Slam the shit out of them!
	Yes	What time is it? Lash time.
	Yes	Who's ready to see me be amazing?
	Yes	They're about to get Lash-ed.
	Yes	I'll slam 'em down, you guys take 'em out!
	Yes	The Lash is ready to be a team player!
	Yes	Time for the Lash attack!
	Yes	Are you ready to watch perfection in action?
Almost Ready	No	[Chuckle] Death Slam's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes	Death Slam's on cooldown. [sigh]
Upgrade	Yes	The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror. Heh.
	Yes	I'll throw 'em around!
	Yes	They get too close they'll regret it.
	No	Now this is how you finish a fight.
	Yes	If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer.
	Yes	This'll stop anyone.
	Yes	Time to play "catch" with some inferior fighters.
	Yes	I don't just end fights, I do it with style.
	Yes	There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
	Yes	They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow - fwoo psshh!
Use	Yes	Die!
	Yes	You're mine!
	Yes	Here's the grand finale.
	Yes	Taking you out.
	Yes	You're in the big leagues now, bitch!
	Yes	You can give up whenever you want.
	Yes	Alright, I'm done playin' with you.
	Yes	You're outclassed.
	Yes	You don't got what it takes.
	No, Yes	Sweet dreams! (Alt: Night night.)
Use (low health)	Yes, No	I got 'em! (Alt delivery: [Whisper] I got 'em.)
	Yes, No	Grabbin' em! (Alt: Grabbin' em!)
	Yes	I'll throw 'em!
	Yes	[Whisper] I got you.
	Yes	[Whisper] You wanna play?

Generic Voice Lines[edit | edit source]

Generic Kill Voice Lines[edit | edit source]

Context	Audio	Transcript
Kill		Chump.
		Too easy!
		Ooh, they'll be crying about that one.
		They never had a chance.
		Don't you get it? You're outmatched.
		This? Never gets old.
		They actually thought they had a chance.
		It was over the moment they decided to fight us.
		Eh, they won't be the last person I take out.
		One more for the collection.
Melee Kill		You're done. (Alt: So long, folks.) (Alt: So long, ladies!) (Alt: So long, bitches!)
		Aw! Weak!
		Pathetic.
		Where is the challenge?
		Well, don't need a gun to take out someone like you.
High Net Worth Kill		All that power and you didn't even know how to use it.
Ended Enemy Killstreak		You thought you were on a roll, didn't you?
Revenge Kill		Now, we're even.

Killstreak[edit | edit source]

Kill Count	Audio	Transcription
4+		Let me show y'all how it's done. (Alt: Let me show y'all how it's done!)
		I don't know about you guys but I'm not stoppin' any time soon!
		This is just the beginning.
		Oh, just wait 'till I get it goin'!
		What you think you hate me now? Just wait 'till I kill you again!
8+		Winning's my business, and business is - wa-ching! - good!
		You knew what was going to happen the moment you picked a fight with the Lash.
		Don't feel so bad. The world's full of mediocre talent.
12+		It's cool everyone, gettin' killed by me is an honor.
		Don't look so surprised! I'm better than all of you.
		You see me now, Bebop?

Kill Assist[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Good work!
	Nicely done.
	Took 'em down!
	You're welcome.
	You make a decent sidekick.

Taking Unsecured Souls[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	I will take that.
	That's mine now.
	People just love leaving me gifts.
	Cha-ching!
	Another donation to the ol' Church of Saint Lash.

Shop Reminder[edit | edit source]

Souls	Audio	Transcription
Tier 1 Item		I got money to burn.
		I can use these souls at the shop.
		Might wanna spend these souls.
Tier 2 Item		I should check out what I can buy at the shop.
		I wonder what they have at the shop?
		I gotta remember to check out that store.
Tier 3 Item		I should go back and spend.
		I can get a quality relic!
		Worth seein' what I can afford.
Tier 4 Item		The Lash deserves the best.
		There's nothin' I can't buy.
		The Lash is ready for some retail therapy.

Activating Item[edit | edit source]

Item	Audio	Transcription
Refresher		I got more where that came from!
		Time to dig deep.
		I'm ready to make the big play.
Colossus		Co-loss-us!
		You wanna play? Let's play.
		Let's see ya stop me now!
Curse		Curse!
		Cursin' 'em!
		Oh, they are really about to hate me!
Decay		Decay!
		That should make the damage stick!
		This should slow their healing!
Echo Shard		Echo Shard!
		Woo! Power's back!
		One more time baby!
Knockdown		Knockin' 'em down! Pa-chnk, pa-chnk!
		Tripped 'em up!
		Aw, they're stunned!
Metal Skin		Try shooting me now.
		I'm not worried about bullets.
		What ya gonna do? Shoot me?
Phantom Strike		Phantom Strike!
		Teleportin' in!
		Now ya see me!
Shadow Weave (unused)		Shadow Weave!
		Disappearing!
		Stealth time.
Ethereal Shift		Lockdown.
		Stasis.
		Isolating.
Vampiric Burst		Surging power!
		Opening fire!
		Time to go all out!
Vampiric Burst (Unused)		Vampire burst!
		I'll drain their life!
		The Lash is ready for action!
Unstoppable		I'm unstoppable!
		You think you can stop me?
		You can't stop the Lash!

Successful Parry[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Oh, nice try!
	That was cute.
	Don't think so.

No Teammates Nearby[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Alright Lash. [sigh] A lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you. You need to be ready.
	They could be hiding anywhere!
	I can't afford to get caught off guard.

Enemy Got Away[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	No one hides from me!
	How long you think you can hide from me?
	Quit wasting my time, and come out and fight!

Close Call[edit | edit source]

Plays when getting on a zipline with very low health.

Audio	Transcription
	When my life just flashed before my eyes, I realized that, I - I - I'm even more amazing than I remembered!
	You're just not good enough to hit me.
	Close, but not close enough.
	Keep tryin'! Maybe you'll get lucky.
	Whew! That was close.
	So long losers!

Last Alive[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Relax, it's all good. I'm used to high pressure situations.
	Wouldn't have it any other way!
	They saved the best, for last! (Alt: They saved the best, for Lash!)

Enemy Has Rejuvenator[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	They got the Rejuvenator!
	Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
	They picked up the Rejuv.

Outnumbered[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Too many of 'em!
	I'm good but I'm not stupid.
	Ugh, I'm outnumbered. I need to be careful.

Leaving Base[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Guess it's time for me to do my thing.
	Gotta give my adoring public what they want!
	Time to make a grand entrance.
	Can't keep my adoring fans waiting.
	Time to go summon a godǃ

Generic Pings[edit | edit source]

Pre-Game[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing.
	You don't need to summon the Patrons to have your wish granted: I'm already here.
	There's no world we don't win, unless you guys screw it up.
	Alright people, let's go crush some dreams.

Hero-Specific Voice Lines[edit | edit source]

Ally Heroes[edit | edit source]

Hero	Context	Notes	Transcription
Abrams	Pass on zipline	Unused	Good work, blue boy!
Abrams	Pass on zipline	Unused	You're my boy, blue!
Bebop	Killed in lane		They took out Bebop! I'm cool with it.
	Killed in lane		They took out Bebop! Aw, no surprise there!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Don't die before I can kill you, Bebop!
	Win together		So... what does it feel to be a winner, Bebop? [Chuckle] It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome.
Calico	Pass on zipline	Unused	[Chuckle] Cute cat!
Dynamo	Pass on zipline	Unused	Move it domehead!
Grey Talon	Pass on zipline	Unused	Don't worry old man. The Lash will be back to carry you soon.
Haze	Pass on zipline	Unused	Have fun, Haze.
Holliday	Pass on zipline	Unused	Love the hat.
Infernus	Pass on zipline	Unused	See you soon, Infernus.
Ivy	Pass on zipline	Unused	I'll be back when I can.
Kelvin	Pass on zipline	Unused	Good luck, Kelvin!
McGinnis	Pass on zipline	Unused	See you soon, McG!
Lady Geist	Pass on zipline	Unused	Go be creepy, Geist.
Mirage	Pass on zipline	Unused	Stay safe, Mirage.
Mo & Krill	Pass on zipline	Unused	Don't die on me boys!
Paradox	Pass on zipline	Unused	Be right back, Paradox!
Pocket	Pass on zipline	Unused	Good luck, Pocket!
Seven	Pass on zipline	Unused	Give 'em hell, glowstick!
Shiv	Pass on zipline	Unused	Oh! Love the hair!
Vindicta	Pass on zipline	Unused	Pop some heads, Vindicta!
Viscous	Killed in lane		They... took out gooey.
Viscous	Pass on zipline	Unused	You go, you beautiful ball of goo!
Warden	Pass on zipline	Unused	There goes one scary son of a bitch.
Yamato	Pass on zipline	Unused	Arigato, mama!
Yamato	Pass on zipline	Unused	Arigato, mamacita!

Enemy Heroes[edit | edit source]

Hero	Context	Transcription
Abrams	Interrupt	Yeah... sorry Abrams.
	Kill	Took down their big boy. Boom!
		So long, detective!
		Ahh, blue boy's down!
		Bluey, has got himself a case of the dead.
		Detective's down.
	Ping	There's bluey.
Bebop	Kill	Bebop, Bebop, Bebop. You dumb bastard.
		Hey Bebop! Pro tip: stop sucking.
		Once again, Lash rights a great wrong.
		Sun is shining. Bebob's dead. I'm about to summon an elder god. Boom.
		Oh! This reminds me of the time I beat the tar out of Bebop.
		I hope you enjoyed that, Bebop, because you're going to be experiencing that again and again.
	Missing	Bebop is missing. [Whisper] Yes!
Dynamo	Kill	Should've stuck to grading papers, professor!
		This is why I never bothered with college!
		Stopped Dynamo.
		Dynamo's in the dirt.
		Took out Dynamo. No big deal. You're welcome.
Grey Talon	Kill	Grey Talon's down.
		Lash had to make an exception to his "don't punch old people" rule.
		Sorry, grandpa!
		Time passed you by, Grey Talon!
		If Grey Talon were 40 years younger, in peak shape, and named Lash-- I would've had a problem.
		Beating up old people is surprisingly rewarding.
Haze	Interrupt	Not on my watch, Haze.
	Kill	Oh, I'm sorry, why am I supposed to be scared of you again?
		Well, well, well. Looky who just picked a fight with the sandman.
		Took down Haze.
		I'm assuming this where the feds come and offer me your job.
		I thought you were supposed to be some kind of badass assassin. What happened?
Holliday	Kill	[Sigh] It was never gonna work out between us, Holliday.
		Took out the Sheriff!
		Holiday's over! Eugh, god I've gotta workshop that one more.
		She won't be back anytime soon.
		Not your day, sheriff!
Infernus	Kill	You make a better bartender than you do a fighter.
		Buddy, [chuckle] you need to stay in your lane.
		Infernus is out of commission.
		The Lash doesn't take kindly to being lit on fire.
		You'll never be fast enough, Infernus.
		Last call, matchstick!
Ivy	Kill	Stopped the gargoyle.
		Love that you hate Mendoza. Hate that you picked a fight with me.
		It's nothing personal, Ivy.
		Welp, this is what happens when you fight the best.
Kelvin	Kill	Took down Kelvin.
		Put Kelvin on ice.
		Digging the freeze ray!
		Had a good plan, Kelvin. Shame you couldn't execute it.
		I'm not getting trapped by you, Kelvin.
Lady Geist	Kill	Geist, your luck has just run out.
		[Sing song] Bye-bye Sally succubus!
		Anddd I took out Lady Geist.
		Only one person sucks out peoples' will to live and you're looking at him.
		Not your day, grandma!
McGinnis	Kill	McGinnis, when ya gonna learn?
		If Bebop can't stop me, your little wind up toys aren't getting it done.
		Too bad, McG! You just don't got what it takes.
		You'd think a genius would know better than to pick a fight with the Lash.
		Took out McGinnis.
Mo & Krill	Kill	Alright, which one is Mo and which one is Krill? Just kidding, I don't care.
		Krill's down.
		Dropped Mo.
		That mole man looked pissed!
		[Chuckle] Like I've never wrestled a mole man before.
Paradox	Kill	Took down little miss fishbowl head.
		Yeah, Paradox won't be bothering us for a while.
		Paradox. Pfft.
		I don't get the big deal.
		Time thief's down!
Pocket	Kill	Kid, go home.
		Come back when you hit puberty!
		Pocket, this isn't the life for you.
		So young, so dumb.
Seven	Kill	Seven's down!
		Took care of Seven!
		Just took down public enemy #1. You are welcome.
		I don't get what the OSIC's problem is. Stopping Seven was easy!
		Ooh, I'm not getting killed by an oversized Halloween decoration!
Shiv	Kill	I like your style, Shiv.
		There's only room for one impossibly handsome asshole.
		The Baxter Society will let anyone in these days, huh?
		When ya gonna learn, Shiv?
		The Lash hates to ruin a pretty face.
Vindicta	Catch	Come on down, Vindicta!
		Where do you think you're flying off to?
		[Laugh] What do you think you're doing up there?
		You're about to be grounded, lady.
	Kill	Sniper's down.
		You made me work for it, Vindicta. I'll give you that.
		Killing ghosts and breaking hearts.
		Vindicta's been dealt with.
		You picked the wrong fight, Vindicta.
Viscous	Kill	Nice try, gooey.
		Better luck next time, goo boy.
		How about you go slide back to where you came from?
		That's-- uh... that was-- that was a lot of goo.
		Viscous is down.
Warden	Interrupt	Stopping Warden.
	Kill	Stopped Warden.
		If you wanted to win, you never should've picked the other side, Warden.
		I don't wanna know what kind of swinger party that guy was going to.
Wraith	Kill	Stopped Wraith.
		Backed the wrong horse, Wrath. Uh, like always.
		It's a shame it had to go down like this, Wraith
		You see that? Not even Wraith can take me out.
Wrecker	Kill	Took out that godforsaken mistake of nature.
		Wrecker's dead, thank god.
		Uh, supper time's over, Wrecker.
		I can direct you to a real good plastic surgeon, Wrecker.
		That is a whole lot of not okay.
Yamato	Kill	[Breathes out] Uh, good fight Yamato.
		That's the best the Seventh Moon's got?
		You can't buy me, Yamato.
		Oh, that sword is gonna look so good over my fireplace!
		Yamato's down.

Other Characters[edit | edit source]

Ally Heroes[edit | edit source]

Voice lines spoken by allies when interacting with Lash.

Hero	Context	Notes	Transcription
Abrams	Massive Stomp		Now that's just mean.
			They couldn't have seen that coming.
			Lash just came out of nowhere!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	See you soon, Lash!
Dynamo	Massive Stomp		Well, that was dramatic.
			Knew we could count on you, Lash!
			They didn't see you coming, Lash!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Do your thing, Lash!
Calico	Massive Stomp		At least the oaf has talent.
			Devastating.
			Lash moves so fast!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Give them hell, Lash.
Grey Talon	Massive Stomp		He came out of nowhere.
			I see why Lash has his ego.
			Cruel, but effective.
	Pass on zipline	Unused	There goes a useful idiot.
Haze	Massive Stomp		Nice.
			Very nice, Lash.
			You know how to make an entrance, Lash.
Holliday	Massive Stomp		Lash came out of nowhere!
			Impressive, Lash!
			I'll give the devil his due. That was something else.
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Do your thing, Lash!
Infernus	Massive Stomp		That was beautiful, Lash!
			Lash came from nowhere!
			They weren't ready for that.
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Don't die before you close your tab, Lash.
Ivy	Massive Stomp		Nice moves, Lash!
			Lash is ruining their day!
			Hate to be on the receiving end of that!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Give 'em hell, Lash!
Kelvin	Massive Stomp		Thanks for the help, Lash!
			You know how to make an enterance, Lash!
			I admit, that was impressive.
Lady Geist	Massive Stomp		It's like he came out of nowhere.
			They didn't see that coming.
			Thanks, Lash.
Mo & Krill	Massive Stomp		Well, at least he's as good as he thinks he is.
			They never saw that coming!
			Fair? No. Effective? Without question.
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Have fun, you magnificent bastard!
Seven	Massive Stomp		What. A. Bastard.
			Where did he come from?
			I underestimated you, Lash.
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Sow havoc, Lash.
Viscous	Massive Stomp		Lash is feeling mean today!
			That couldn't have felt good.
			Lash just moves so fast!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Good luck, Lash.
Vyper	Pass on zipline	Unused	God, he's so cool!
Warden	Massive Stomp		You're a real bastard, Lash.
			What an asshole.
			They couldn't be happy about that.
Wraith	Massive Stomp		Ooh, that was rude!
			They can't be happy about that.
			Nice moves, Lash!
	Pass on zipline	Unused	Do your thing, Lash.

Patrons - Match Start[edit | edit source]

Patron	Audio	Transcription
Amber Hand		You cultivate an image, Lash, but I alone know who you truly are.
		Arrogance is a label bestowed by the inferior. Crush them and summon me.
		Complete the ritual and the world will not soon forget the name Lash.
		Lash, your enemies hate you, but they will never forget you. Do whatever it takes to complete the ritual.
		You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you release me, your greatness will be undeniable.
Sapphire Flame		Your bravado is born in reality, not arrogance, and soon the world will understand all that you are. Summon me, Lash.
		The world hates you, Lash, for when they gaze upon you, they realize all that they can never achieve. But soon, your critics will be silenced.
		The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.
		Lash, soon your rival's tears will flood the streets and wash away the sins of the past.
		I know what your heart yearns for, Lash, and you're so close to having it.

Shopkeeper[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
	So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
	Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?

Newscaster - Winter Skin Unlocked[edit | edit source]

Audio	Transcription
	Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!

Removed/Unused Voice Lines[edit | edit source]

Voice lines that were either removed from the game files or have no triggers to be played in-game.

Neon Prime - Enemy[edit | edit source]

Hero	Context	Transcription
Ballista	Killed by	It's fine. You know, lots of guys get the shit kicked out of them by their exes, right?
		I am not "hung up" on Ballista. It's fine.
		Ugh, they look good...
		Get it together, Lash! You're not gonna win them back by losing!
		I taught Ballista that move!
Bebop	Kill	Bebop! You're a dime store version of me, so just deal with it!
		Hey Bebop! Pro tip: Stop sucking!
		Normally I'd say something like "I took your title, and now I took your self-respect". But the reality is, you have no self-respect.
		Let me break it down for you, Bebop: I'm filet mignon. And you? You just suck.
		Like the belt? You should. It was yours.
		You can't hang with me, Bebop. Ever! Not in the Bear Pit, not in the Election Battle, not ever, ever, ever!
	Killed by	This isn't over, Bebop.
		Plenty of time left for me to get revenge.
		If you don't think I'm gonna dedicate my life to destroying you, you haven't been paying attention.
		Bebop took me out. Well, I guess miracles do happen.
		I am not gonna get humiliated by Bebop.
Forge	Kill	Took out Forge.
		Good try, Forge. "Golf clap"!
		Forge is down!
		Oof, those turrets actually gave me a workout!
		You'd kick Bebop's ass, Forge, but you don't got a chance against the Lash.
	Killed by	I see her at the Bear Pit every Thursday with Astro, that lady is a student of the game.
		Forge knows how to build some artillery, that's for sure.
		If I charge into those turrets, I'll be in trouble.
		Astro is a lucky lady to be with someone like Forge.
		Lash, you gotta be smart when you're approaching Forge!
Kali	Kill	Not gonna dunk on you, Kali. You were a hell of a fighter before you retired. Lived in obscurity, came out of retirement in a desperate bid for relevancy, only to get injured by Bebop. Ouch! And put on a shelf for the better part of two decades. Uhf.
		Kali, I just want you to know that it is an honor to kick your ass.
		Reason 96 I'm better than Bebop: Bebop was only able to send you to the hospital. I was able to send you to the morgue.
		A lot's changed since you were out of the game, Kali. There's a new king in town. And his name... is... Lash.
		Keep your head up, Kali. There's nothing wrong with being second-best.