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[[File:The Curiosity Shop in-game.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation|The Shopkeeper|I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
The '''Shopkeeper''' is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33268153/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm Deadlock] on [https://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]</ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].

== Lore ==
The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Weapon item): ''"I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Spirit item): ''"I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"''</ref> The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Dynamo buys T4 item): ''"Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"''</ref>

The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the [[wikipedia:New_York_Knicks|New York Knickerbockers]] basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the [[wikipedia:Boston_Celtics|Celtics]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s unused [[Shopkeeper#Removed and unused voice lines|voice line]] (Trapper buys T4 item): ''"Go Knicks!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s removed [[Shopkeeper#Removed and unused voice lines|voice line]] (Wrecker buys T4 item): ''"Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."''</ref> While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Spirit item): ''"Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."''</ref><ref>[[The New York Oracle|Newscaster headline 38]]: ''"Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."''</ref>

The Shopkeeper plays in {{PageRef|name=Wraith}}'s weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item): ''"I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."''</ref> He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item): ''"From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."''</ref> Wraith also has a marker on him.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"''</ref>

The Shopkeeper has been robbed by {{PageRef|name=Vyper}} in the past.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Vyper buys T4 item): ''"Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"''</ref> Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"''</ref>

The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Purchasing items|voice line]] (buys Weapon item during Winter update): ''"You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."''</ref>

== Voice lines ==

=== Hero-Specific voice lines ===
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3|Good luck, Detective Abrams.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_01.mp3|Thanks for spending your parents' money!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_02.mp3|Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_03.mp3|You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_04.mp3|You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_05.mp3|Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 01.mp3|Have fun out there, Bebop.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 02.mp3|Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 03.mp3|Bebop, you got an eye for quality.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.mp3|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.mp3|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.mp3|Have fun tearin' a machine down!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.mp3|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.mp3|Must be nice havin' ideals.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 01.mp3|Keep the cat off the counter.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02.mp3|So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 03.mp3|Blood money is like normal money with a story.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_01.mp3|See you on Coney later!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_04.mp3|Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_05.mp3|Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending The Baroness!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.mp3|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.mp3|Good luck out there, Doorman!}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.mp3|You Louisiana boys know how to party.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.mp3|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.mp3|Let the good times roll, baby!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.mp3|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.mp3|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 01.mp3|How’s Marla doing, Professor?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 02.mp3|Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 03.mp3|Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Graves}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_01.mp3|Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_02.mp3|You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_03.mp3|I know a theater kid when I see one.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_04.mp3|Have fun playing with the dead!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_05.mp3|High school must be weirder than I remember.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 01.mp3|I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 02.mp3|First time in New York, Talon?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 03.mp3|You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 04.mp3|Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 01.mp3|You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 02.mp3|If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 03.mp3|I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 04.mp3|The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3|Good huntin‘, Holliday.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 01.mp3|Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 02.mp3|Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 03.mp3|So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 01.mp3|Word to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 02.mp3|I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a ''mentsh''.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 03.mp3|If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 01.mp3|Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 02.mp3|So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 03.mp3|Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.mp3|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.mp3|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.mp3|Happy to have your business, Mina.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.mp3|That a gift for the Vicount?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.mp3|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 01.mp3|If the Djinn need anything, let me know.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 02.mp3|You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 03.mp3|Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 04.mp3|Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 01.mp3|Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 02.mp3|Alright boys, give ‘em hell.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 03.mp3|You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.mp3|You're a good kid, don't get dead.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.mp3|I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.mp3|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.mp3|Tell your pops I said hi.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.mp3|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3|They should know better than to mess with you.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3|Time comes for everyone, eh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3|Good luck, Paradox.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Rem}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_01.mp3|Hope you find your way home, kid.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_02.mp3|I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_03.mp3|Kid, you got great taste!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_04.mp3|You're adorable, Rem.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_05.mp3|Please don't molt in my shop.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 01.mp3|Have fun stakin‘ people.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 02.mp3|Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 03.mp3|Good seein‘ you, Shiv.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 04.mp3|You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Silver}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_01.mp3|Just come back in one piece, Silver!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_02.mp3|Hope you find your bounty!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_03.mp3|So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_04.mp3|Need something for the hangover while you're here?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_05.mp3|Glad I don't have your job, Silver.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.mp3|Good luck getting that divorce!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.mp3|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.mp3|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.mp3|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.mp3|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Venator}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_01.mp3|Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_02.mp3|Here you go, Padre! ''(Spanish for "Father")''}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_03.mp3|God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_04.mp3|Come back any time, Father!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_05.mp3|There goes one angry man.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.mp3|I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.mp3|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.mp3|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.mp3|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.mp3|Good luck, dead man!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 01.mp3|Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 02.mp3|I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 03.mp3|I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.mp3|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.mp3|I like this new V that buys things!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.mp3|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.mp3|Well, look who broke out of jail again!}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.mp3|You're my kind of lowlife, V!}}
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 01.mp3|Keep fightin‘ the good fight.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 02.mp3|Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 03.mp3|I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 04.mp3|You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 01.mp3|Big fan of your operation, Wraith.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 02.mp3|I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 03.mp3|From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01.mp3|Arigato.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 02.mp3|Ari-gay-to.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 03.mp3|Ari-gay-toh.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 04.mp3|Arih-gatoh.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 05.mp3|Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here..}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 06.mp3|Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here..}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 07.mp3|Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 02.mp3|That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 03.mp3|You have fun stabbin‘ folks.}}
|}

=== Item-Specific voice lines ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item 
!Audio
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}}
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}}
|High risk, high reward.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}}
|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
|-
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
|-
|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Colossus}}
|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}}
|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Leech}}
|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}}
|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}}
|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
|Reloading is for lesser men.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}}
|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
|-
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
|-
|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}}
|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}}
|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}}
|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Refresher}}
|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
|}

=== Hero and Item-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
!Hero
! Item 
!Audio
|-
|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}} 
| Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
|}

=== Generic voice lines ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
|Stay strong, buddy!
|-
|Good luck!
|-
|An excellent choice.
|-
|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
|-
|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
|-
|Your enemies will curse your name!
|-
|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
|-
|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
|-
|We live in interesting times, don't we?
|-
|Have fun, don't get dead!
|-
|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
|-
|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
|-
|I got more where that came from!
|-
|Today you're makin' history!
|-
|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
|-
| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
|A little protection goes a long way.
|-
|Good luck not gettin' shot!
|-
|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
|-
|My friend, survival is paramount.
|-
|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
|-
|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
|-
|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
|-
|Stay safe out there.
|-
|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
|-
|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
|-
|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
|-
|You'll be the last one standin'.
|-
|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
|-
|Swing by anytime.
|-
|Come back if you need anything else.
|-
|Someone's using their noodle.
|-
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
|-
|Aah. You have discerning taste.
|-
|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
|-
|Exquisite, isn't it?
|-
|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
|-
|You're not gonna regret that.
|-
|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
|-
|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
|-
|Now go out there and impose your will.
|-
|You have a good eye.
|-
|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
|-
|Good luck completin' the ritual!
|-
|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
|-
|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
|-
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
|}

== Seasonal voice lines ==
These voice lines are played only during [[seasonal events]].

=== Winter event 2024 ===
Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="9" |Purchase a T4 Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 01.mp3|He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 02 alt 01.mp3|Love the hat! Never take it off!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 03 alt 01.mp3|That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04.mp3|Happy holidays!}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04 alt 01.mp3|Happy holidays!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 05 alt 01.mp3|The big guy know you're workin' for him?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 06.mp3|Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 07.mp3|You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 09.mp3|There goes one scary lookin' elf.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 10.mp3|Enjoy the holiday!}}
|}

=== Winter event 2025===

==== Hero-Specific voice lines ====
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.mp3|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.mp3|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.mp3|Stay warm, detective!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.mp3|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.mp3|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.mp3|Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.mp3|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.mp3|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.mp3|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.mp3|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.mp3|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.mp3|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.mp3|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.mp3|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.mp3|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.mp3|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.mp3|Happy holidays, you can go now.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.mp3|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.mp3|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.mp3|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.mp3|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.mp3|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.mp3|You're like the world's angriest Santa!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.mp3|OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.mp3|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.mp3|Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.mp3|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.mp3|I ''know'' you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.mp3|Happy holidays... Holliday.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.mp3|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.mp3|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.mp3|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.mp3|''You'' are definitely on the nice list this year!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.mp3|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.mp3|Merry Christmas, Ivy.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.mp3|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.mp3|Nice parka!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.mp3|Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.mp3|For the lady who has everything.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.mp3|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.mp3|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.mp3|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.mp3|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.mp3|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.mp3|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.mp3|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.mp3|Happy holidays, McGinnis!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.mp3|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.mp3|Happy holidays, Mina!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.mp3|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.mp3|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.mp3|You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.mp3|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.mp3|So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.mp3|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.mp3|You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.mp3|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.mp3|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.mp3|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.mp3|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.mp3|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Paradox.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.mp3|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.mp3|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.mp3|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.mp3|You're looking... festive.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.mp3|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.mp3|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.mp3|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.mp3|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.mp3|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.mp3|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.mp3|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.mp3|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.mp3|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.mp3|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.mp3|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.mp3|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.mp3|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.mp3|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.mp3|Happy holidays, Viscous.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.mp3|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.mp3|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.mp3|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.mp3|Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.mp3|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.mp3|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.mp3|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.mp3|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.mp3|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.mp3|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.mp3|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.mp3|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Yamato.}}
|}

==== Purchasing items ====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="15" |Weapon Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.mp3|Happy holidays.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.mp3|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.mp3|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.mp3|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.mp3|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.mp3|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.mp3|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.mp3|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.mp3|Beats a fruitcake.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.mp3|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.mp3|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.mp3|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.mp3|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.mp3|This'll help ring in the New Year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.mp3|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.}}
|-
| rowspan="15" |Ability Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.mp3|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.mp3|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.mp3|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.mp3|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.mp3|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.mp3|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.mp3|Would you like that gift wrapped?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.mp3|I threw in a candy cane.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.mp3|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.mp3|It's one way to show your good cheer.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.mp3|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.mp3|Got anything else on the wishlist?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.mp3|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.mp3|God I love this time of year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.mp3|Magic is just in the air, you know?}}
|-
| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.mp3|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.mp3|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.mp3|The world's cold, better bundle up.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.mp3|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.mp3|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.mp3|This'll keep you nice and warm.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.mp3|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.mp3|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.mp3|Beats a sweater.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.mp3|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.mp3|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.mp3|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.mp3|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.mp3|I don't do gift receipts.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.mp3|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.}}
|}

== Removed and unused voice lines ==

=== Generic ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
|-
|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
|-
|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
|-
|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
|-
|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
|-
|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
|-
|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
|-
|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
|-
|Guns! Get your guns over here!
|-
|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
|-
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
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|And what can I do for you?
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|Lookie what I got here.
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|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
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|How may I be of service?
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|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
|-
|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
|-
|Such delights I can sell you.
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|Welcome! Welcome.
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|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
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|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
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|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
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|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
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|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
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|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
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|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
|}

=== Item-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
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! Item 
!Audio
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| Belt Fed 
| Helloo rate of fire!
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|Detention Rounds
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|}

=== Hero-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Audio
!Notes
|-
|{{PageRef|Calico}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02 old.mp3|You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.}}
|rowspan="6" |Removed
|-
| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_02.mp3|Good luck, Pepper!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_03.mp3|Lookin' good, Pepper!}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01 old.mp3|Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02 old.mp3|After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03 old.mp3|Give 'em hell, buddy!}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.mp3|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.}}
|rowspan="18" |Unused
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.mp3|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.mp3|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.mp3|Thanks for keepin' the park safe!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.mp3|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.mp3|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.mp3|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.mp3|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.mp3|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.mp3|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.mp3|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 05.mp3|Have fun visiting New York.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Trapper}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 01.mp3|I'm rooting for you, buddy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.mp3|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.mp3|Go Knicks!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.mp3|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.mp3|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01.mp3|Just take it and get outta here!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02.mp3|Did you just… lick your lips?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03.mp3|Please don’t eat me.}}
|}

== Trivia ==

* The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.

* The Shopkeeper model is also used for the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]] stalls.
* Jason Keller has also provided [[Generic Male/Quotes|temp VO]] for {{HeroIcon|Venator}}, before his official release when he was named "Priest".

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