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== Hero specific voice lines ==

|''Good luck, detective Abrams.''

|''You are a very large man. But don’t feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.''

|''I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?''

|''Have fun out there, Bebop.''

|''Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.''

|''Bebop, you got an eye for quality.''

|''Keep the cat off the counter.''

|''You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.''

|''Blood money is like normal money with a story.''

|''How’s Marlowe doing, Professor?''

|''Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.''

|''Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?''

|''I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.''

|''First time in New York, Talon?''

|''You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?''

|''Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.''

|''You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.''

|''If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!''

|''I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!''

|''The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?''

|''I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.''

|''Good huntin‘, Holliday.''

|''I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.''

|''Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?''

|''Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.''

|''So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.''

|''It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.''

|''I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.''

|''You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.''

|''Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.''

|''I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a'' mentsh.

|''If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.''

|''Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.''

|''And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.''

|''That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.''

|''Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.''

|''So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?''

|''Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?''

|''Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!''

|''You are a one woman killin‘ machine''

|''You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.''

|''You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.''

|''If the Djinn need anything, let me know.''

|''You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.''

|''Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.''

|''Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.''

|''Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!''

|''Alright boys, give ‘em hell.''

|''You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.''

|''They should know better than to mess with you.''

|''Time comes for everyone, eh?''

|''Good luck, Paradox.''

|''You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.''

|''Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.''

|''You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.''

|''There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.''

|''Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.''

|''When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.''

|''I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.''

|''When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.''

|''Have fun stakin‘ people.''

|''Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.''

|''Good seein‘ you, Shiv.''

|''You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.''

|''If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.''

|''Good luck extracting bloody revenge.''

|''Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.''

|''Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.''

|''I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.''

|''I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.''

|''Keep fightin‘ the good fight.''

|''Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.''

|''I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.''

|''You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.''

|''Big fan of your operation, Wraith.''

|''I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?''

|''From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.''

|''Just take it and get outta here!''

|''Did you just… lick your lips?''

|''Please don’t eat me.''

|''Arigato. (Alt: "Arigato"; "Arigato"; "Arigato"; "Arigato"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")''

|''That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.''

|''You have fun stabbin‘ folks.''

==Item specific voice lines ==

| || ''Helloo rate of fire!''

|''Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.''

|''They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!''

|''Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!''

|''High risk, high reward.''

|''They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?''

|''Your abilities are about to go to the next level!''

|''You're about to make some magic happen my friend!''

|''You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!''

|''This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.''

|''Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?''

|''Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty''

|''If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!''

|''Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!''

|''You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!''

|''If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.''

|''My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!''

|''Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.''

|''I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!''

|''If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.''

|''Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.''

|''The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.''

|''Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.''

|''He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!''

|''Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!''

|''Reloading is for lesser men.''

== Generic voice lines ==

== Seasonal voice lines ==