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List of voice lines for the '''Soul Urn'''.
List of voice lines for the '''Soul Urn'''.
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=== Hero-Specific Voice Lines ===
=== Hero-Specific Voice Lines ===
Played when the player is stalling the urn.
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Hero
!Audio
!Audio
!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Abrams}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Abrams}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_01.mp3|This is quite a lovely view from up on these shoulders.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_01.mp3| }}
|This is quite a lovely view from up on these shoulders.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_02.mp3|Abrams, are you focusing on holding ''me'', or that Tome of yours?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_02.mp3| }}
|Abrams, are you focusing on holding ''me'', or that Tome of yours?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_03.mp3|You, sir, are an ''impressively'' large man.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_03.mp3| }}
|You, sir, are an ''impressively'' large man.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_04.mp3|A strong man, a strong urn–what more does this city need? Onward!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_04.mp3| }}
|A strong man, a strong urn–what more does this city need? Onward!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_05.mp3|We make quite the pair, don’t we? A brilliant brute, a cultured civil servant; yes, what mysteries couldn’t we solve?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_atlas_05.mp3| }}
|We make quite the pair, don’t we? A brilliant brute, a cultured civil servant; yes, what mysteries couldn’t we solve?
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Apollo}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Apollo}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_01.mp3|Look at ''me'', brushing shoulders with royalty!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_01.mp3| }}
|Look at ''me'', brushing shoulders with royalty!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_02.mp3|Well at the very least I know you take your tasks seriously.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_02.mp3| }}
|Well at the very least I know you take your tasks seriously.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_03.mp3|So, how are you liking your time in New York?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_03.mp3| }}
|So, how are you liking your time in New York?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_04.mp3|I've never been to North Ixia, but I hear it's a fascinating place.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_04.mp3| }}
|I've never been to North Ixia, but I hear it's a fascinating place.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_05.mp3|I can only imagine the pressure of success you must feel. Can you ''imagine'' how ''embarrassing'' it would be if you failed in such a rudimentary task as delivering me? I mean, what would your father say?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_fencer_05.mp3| }}
|I can only imagine the pressure of success you must feel. Can you ''imagine'' how ''embarrassing'' it would be if you failed in such a rudimentary task as delivering me? I mean, what would your father say?
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Bebop}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Bebop}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_01.mp3|Your form factor really makes me wonder if you intend to carry me, or punch me to the destination.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_01.mp3| }}
|Your form factor really makes me wonder if you intend to carry me, or punch me to the destination.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_02.mp3|Ah, just look at us–two animated objects living a life of duty and adventure!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_02.mp3| }}
|Ah, just look at us–two animated objects living a life of duty and adventure!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_03.mp3|''You'' are much gentler of a carrier than I was expecting, sir, my thanks–but do hurry a little.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_03.mp3| }}
|''You'' are much gentler of a carrier than I was expecting, sir, my thanks–but do hurry a little.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_04.mp3|You know, if you don’t mind sharing your insides with discarded soul detritus, you’d make an amazing civil servant.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_04.mp3| }}
|You know, if you don’t mind sharing your insides with discarded soul detritus, you’d make an amazing civil servant.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_05.mp3|If you don’t mind me saying so, your craftsmanship is ''exquisite''.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bebop_05.mp3| }}
|If you don’t mind me saying so, your craftsmanship is ''exquisite''.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Billy}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Billy}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_01.mp3|Try not to mess this up, William.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_01.mp3| }}
|Try not to mess this up, William.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_02.mp3|So. William. I see you’ve really gotten your life together since we last talked.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_02.mp3| }}
|So. William. I see you’ve really gotten your life together since we last talked.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_03.mp3|Just try not to break me.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_03.mp3| }}
|Just try not to break me.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_04.mp3|William, can you please just drop me off and I can pretend I never saw you.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_04.mp3| }}
|William, can you please just drop me off and I can pretend I never saw you.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_05.mp3|So are you going to actually see this job through, or are you going to ''quit'' like you always do?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_punkgoat_05.mp3| }}
|So are you going to actually see this job through, or are you going to ''quit'' like you always do?
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Calico}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Calico}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_01.mp3|If that feline uses ''me'' as a litter box... I will ''haunt'' you!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_01.mp3| }}
|If that feline uses ''me'' as a litter box... I will ''haunt'' you!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_02.mp3|For the record I am under no obligation to report who delivered me until the end of the day.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_02.mp3| }}
|For the record I am under no obligation to report who delivered me until the end of the day.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_03.mp3|What made you leave the Baxter Society? Mm, it was management wasn't it?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_03.mp3| }}
|What made you leave the Baxter Society? Mm, it was management wasn't it?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_04.mp3|I know who you are. But don't worry, I won't say anything because I want to remain in one piece.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_04.mp3| }}
|I know who you are. But don't worry, I won't say anything because I want to remain in one piece.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_05.mp3|Careful, careful, please! That thing may have nine lives but ''yours truly'' does not!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_nano_05.mp3| }}
|Careful, careful, please! That thing may have nine lives but yours truly does not!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Celeste}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Celeste}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_01.mp3|Well, look who decided to make their way over from Coney!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_02.mp3|Please, don't drop me when you're doing your little aerialist act.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_03.mp3|A unicorn in Manhattan. I truly have seen everything.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_04.mp3|I'm not trying to be rude, but do unicorns sleep in beds or stables? Or neither, and you find a nice glade to lay your head down at night?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_05.mp3|My dear, you are moving with purpose and grace, and I appreciate your deft hand.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_unicorn_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|The Doorman}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_01.mp3|How nice to be with a man who takes pride in his work.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_01.mp3| }}
|How nice to be with a man who takes pride in his work.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_02.mp3|Now this man right here understands the importance of quality service.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_02.mp3| }}
|Now this man right here understands the importance of quality service.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_03.mp3|I really feel like I’m getting a white-glove experience.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_03.mp3| }}
|I really feel like I’m getting a white-glove experience.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_04.mp3|I will be sure to pass my praise onto Baroness management.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_04.mp3| }}
|I will be sure to pass my praise onto Baroness management.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_05.mp3|You, sir, are more than a gentleman–you are a treasure. And I am honored to be in your care.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_doorman_05.mp3| }}
|You, sir, are more than a gentleman–you are a treasure. And I am honored to be in your care.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Drifter}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Drifter}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_01.mp3|I don’t want to be caught up in vampire squabbles!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_01.mp3| }}
|I don’t want to be caught up in vampire squabble!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_02.mp3|Does Simon know you’re here? Because I don’t want the Municipal Coven to get in trouble with the Viscount.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_02.mp3| }}
|Does Simon know you’re here? Because I don’t want the Municipal Coven to get in trouble with the Viscount.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_03.mp3|Oh, a-and if you can put your energy towards ''delivery'' as opposed to ''thrill killing'', it would be much appreciated.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_03.mp3| }}
|Oh, a-and if you can put your energy towards ''delivery'' as opposed to ''thrill killing'', it would be much appreciated.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_04.mp3|I forgot how ''focused'' you can be, Drifter.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_04.mp3| }}
|I forgot how ''focused'' you can be, Drifter.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_05.mp3|Want me to whistle us a little tune as we run? (''whistles Three Blind Mice)''}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_drifter_05.mp3| }}
|Want me to whistle us a little tune as we run? (''whistles Three Blind Mice)''
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Dynamo}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_01.mp3|Professor, if I may--how many souls can a Singularity hold?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_02.mp3|I hate to disturb your contemplations, Professor, but perhaps we can hurry things along?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_03.mp3|My cousin is stationed at Columbia as an administrative shredder! Perhaps you've worked together?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_04.mp3|Professor, between us ''girls...'' is there a way you can take me to the Black Château?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_05.mp3|Professor, your jacket is stunning. And anyone who says otherwise is a philistine!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_dynamo_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Graves}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Graves}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_01.mp3|Young lady, aren't you a little young to be playing with Lich hands?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_02.mp3|Oh God, is this ''another'' Blackmore Academy senior prank?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_03.mp3|I know I'm not your parents but I don't think what you're doing is exactly safe.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_04.mp3|You're the girl who runs favors for the dead, yes? If so, know that your work is appreciated and I salute you for your service.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_05.mp3|If you enjoy communing with spirits, imagine the satisfaction you'll feel when you deliver me to my proper destination!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_necro_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_01.mp3|Are you sure you're up for a delivery run? You're not due for a knee replacement or anything?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_02.mp3|Are you ''sure'' your flying companion can't drop me off? I'm just ''thinking out loud''.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_03.mp3|We really do need a better social safety net. You shouldn't be doing this kind of work at your age.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_04.mp3|I feel like neither of us have much time to waste.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_05.mp3|I will assume that you carrying a bow amidst a gun fight is ''not'' a sign of senility, but rather ''age'' conferring wisdom upon you! A wisdom that defies conventional understanding.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_orion_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Haze}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Haze}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_01.mp3|It's about time the federal work force was applied to local concerns.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_01.mp3| }}
|It's about time the federal work force was applied to local concerns.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_02.mp3|I used to know a censer with smoke like that. We lost touch after they took their vows, unfortunately.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_02.mp3| }}
|I used to know a sensor with smoke like that. We lost touch after they took their vows unfortunately.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_03.mp3|I know the OSIC has more important concerns than delivering me, but... I won't tell if you don't.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_03.mp3| }}
|I know the OSIC has more important concerns than delivering me, but... I won't tell if you don't.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_04.mp3|I feel safer already.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_04.mp3| }}
|I feel safer already.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_05.mp3|Ah, a fellow patriot! Let us join forces for the good of the country!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_haze_05.mp3| }}
|Ah, a fellow patriot! Let us join forces for the good of the country!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Holliday}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Holliday}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_01.mp3|Oh, good. I’m being led around New York by a cowboy.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_01.mp3| }}
|Oh, good. I’m being led around New York by a cowboy.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_02.mp3|Do be quick, Sheriff, it’s not safe out here.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_02.mp3| }}
|Do be quick, Sheriff, it’s not safe out here.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_03.mp3|Oh dear–you’re the Sheriff that dealt with that nasty business in Macomb, aren’t you?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_03.mp3| }}
|Oh dear–you’re the Sheriff that dealt with that nasty business in Macomb, aren’t you?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_04.mp3|I hate to take up the police’s time like this, but... I’m a rather ''important'' delivery.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_04.mp3| }}
|I hate to take up the police’s time like this, but… I’m a rather ''important'' delivery.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_05.mp3|Sheriff, if I may be so bold, you have one of those corkboards with red strings connecting black and white photos, don’t you? ''Yes'', you must! The obsession ''radiates'' off you like a wave–''how exciting''!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_astro_05.mp3| }}
|Sheriff, if I may be so bold, you have one of those corkboards with red strings connecting black and white photos, don’t you? ''Yes'', you must! The obsession ''radiates'' off you like a wave–how exciting!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Infernus}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Infernus}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_01.mp3|It's so nice to work with a professional.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_01.mp3| }}
|It's so nice to work with a professional.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_02.mp3|Ah, splendid! A partner who appreciates a well-brimmed lid!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_02.mp3| }}
|Ah, splendid! A partner who appreciates a well-brimmed lid!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_03.mp3|Well, aren't ''you'' the dapper individual!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_03.mp3| }}
|Well, aren't ''you'' the dapper individual!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_04.mp3|Try not to singe my decor. My usual craftsman is on vacation and their apprentice tends to ''overuse'' filigree.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_04.mp3| }}
|Try not to singe my decor. My usual craftsman is on vacation and their apprentice tends to ''overuse'' filigree.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_05.mp3|Make way! Hot package coming through!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_inferno_05.mp3| }}
|Make way! Hot package coming through!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Ivy}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Ivy}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_01.mp3|How nice to spend time with a local celebrity.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_02.mp3|I just want to say--I'm a big fan!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_03.mp3|Ivy, whether flesh or stone, you are ''dazzling''!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_04.mp3|It may not be Spanish Harlem, but I think these streets have their own kind of charm.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_05.mp3|Now you can be the savior of my weekly deadlines!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_tengu_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Kelvin}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_01.mp3|You know, I bet I'd fit inside right inside that parka if you wanted... no? Just going to leave me exposed out here?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_01.mp3| }}
|You know, I bet I'd fit inside right inside that parka if you wanted... no? Just going to leave me exposed out here?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_02.mp3|It's time for an exciting new expedition--to the delivery spot nearby!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_02.mp3| }}
|It's time for an exciting new expedition--to the delivery spot nearby!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_03.mp3|It may not be the kind of adventure you're used to, but civil service is a ''rewarding'' and ''honorable'' profession.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_03.mp3| }}
|It may not be the kind of adventure you're used to, but civil service is a ''rewarding'' and ''honorable'' profession.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_04.mp3|Mush, Kelvin! Mush!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_04.mp3| }}
|Mush, Kelvin! Mush!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_05.mp3|Tell me, sir. Of all the artifacts you've discovered in your journeys... how do ''I'' stack up? You can be honest.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_kelvin_05.mp3| }}
|Tell me, sir. Of all the artifacts you've discovered in your journeys... how do ''I'' stack up? You can be honest.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_01.mp3|Oh dear... that ward of yours isn't going to hold much longer.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_01.mp3| }}
|Oh dear... that ward of yours isn't going to hold much longer.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_02.mp3|Lady Geist, I just wanted to say that it is an absolute ''honor'' to be in your orbit--if only for a short while.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_02.mp3| }}
|Lady Geist, I just wanted to say that it is an absolute ''honor'' to be in your orbit--if only for a short while.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_03.mp3|Oh, how I do enjoy a ''bearer'' with class and grace.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_03.mp3| }}
|Oh, how I do enjoy a ''bearer'' with class and grace.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_04.mp3|I am ''humbled'' to be carried by a woman of your caliber.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_04.mp3| }}
|I am ''humbled'' to be carried by a woman of your caliber.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_05.mp3|The sooner you deliver me, the sooner you can tend to your ward.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_ghost_05.mp3| }}
|The sooner you deliver me, the sooner you can tend to your ward.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Lash}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Lash}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_01.mp3|Oh, God, everyone’s going to try to kill me now that I’m with ''you''.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_01.mp3| }}
|Oh, God, everyone’s going to try to kill me now that I’m with ''you''.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_02.mp3|And so I am transported by a modern day Narcissus. Do try to avoid mirrors, I wish to actually ''reach'' my destination.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_02.mp3| }}
|And so I am transported by a modern day Narcissus. Do try to avoid mirrors, I wish to actually ''reach'' my destination.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_03.mp3|Would it kill you to be a little more inconspicuous?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_03.mp3| }}
|Would it kill you to be a little more inconspicuous?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_04.mp3|Don’t you dare take me to the Bear Pit!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_04.mp3| }}
|Don’t you dare try to take me to the Bear Pit!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_05.mp3|Alright, you ''oaf'', try not to get us both killed.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_lash_05.mp3| }}
|Alright, you ''oaf'', try not to get us both killed.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|McGinnis}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_01.mp3|Don't get any ideas of using me to run your refrigerator. I am a member of the Municipal Coven ''in good standing'' and they ''will'' notice if I am gone.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_01.mp3| }}
|Don't get any ideas of using me to run your refrigerator. I am a member of the Municipal Coven in good standing and they ''will'' notice if I am gone.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_02.mp3|I just want to throw this out there... ''build me a car.''}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_02.mp3| }}
|I just want to throw this out here... build me a car.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_03.mp3|This won't be the first time our civil bureaucracy has relied on ''outside contractors.''}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_03.mp3| }}
|This won't be the first time our civil bureaucracy has relied on ''outside contractors.''
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_04.mp3|Oh I know you're ''dying'' to know how I work but trust me when I say that breaking me comes with dire consequences!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_04.mp3| }}
|Oh I know you're ''dying'' to know how I work but trust me when I say that breaking me comes with dire consequences!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_05.mp3|If I have to come home with grease stains and gunpowder burns again, there's going to be hell to pay!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_forge_05.mp3| }}
|If I have to come home with grease stains and gunpowder burns again, there's going to be hell to pay!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mina}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mina}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_01.mp3|I can't believe I get to be carried by Mina Ha!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_02.mp3|I don't care what people say, your designs at Fashion Week were inspired.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_03.mp3|Mina, ''you'' are the future of fashion--and I'm not just saying that to give you confidence!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_04.mp3|The witches at the Municipal Coven will ''never'' believe that I bumped into you!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_05.mp3|If I could wear clothes ''yours'' would be the only ones I would buy!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_vampirebat_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mirage}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mirage}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_01.mp3|Well? Are you going to introduce me to your lovely friend or not?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_01.mp3| }}
|Well? Are you going to introduce me to your lovely friend or not?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_02.mp3|For the Municipal Coven!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_02.mp3| }}
|For the Municipal Coven!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_03.mp3|Look at you–double-fisting magical vessels without a care in the world!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_03.mp3| }}
|Look at you–double-fisting magical vessels without a care in the world!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_04.mp3|If you ever need advice cutting through bureaucratic red tape, look me up.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_04.mp3| }}
|If you ever need advice cutting through bureaucratic red tape, look me up.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_05.mp3|You, sir, are a ''dedicated'' individual, and I am grateful to be transported by you!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_mirage_05.mp3| }}
|You, sir, are a ''dedicated'' individual, and I am grateful to be transported by you!
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_01.mp3|You know, for a giant mole, you ''are'' rather tender.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_01.mp3| }}
|You know, for a giant mole, you ''are'' rather tender.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_02.mp3|I'm worth more to you ''delivered'' than fenced.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_02.mp3| }}
|I'm worth more to you ''delivered'' than fenced.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_03.mp3|Just please, stay focused on the task at hand and don't break me while burrowing!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_03.mp3| }}
|Just please, stay focused on the task at hand and don't break me while burrowing!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_04.mp3|I shant be going in any ''tunnels'' with you two!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_04.mp3| }}
|I shant be going in any ''tunnels'' with you two!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_05.mp3|I know there's two of you but the job pays a flat rate.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_krill_05.mp3| }}
|I know there's two of you but the job pays a flat rate.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Paige}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Paige}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_01.mp3|So, when are we starting a book club?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_01.mp3| }}
|So, when are we starting a book club?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_02.mp3|I-I can’t get a good look from back here, but it seems like you have excellent taste in literature.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_02.mp3| }}
|I-I can’t get a good look from back here, but it seems like you have excellent taste in literature.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_03.mp3|Look at you, taking the hero’s journey to heart!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_03.mp3| }}
|Look at you, taking the hero’s journey to heart!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_04.mp3|It’s ''thrilling'' to see a bibliomancer work up close!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_04.mp3| }}
|It’s ''thrilling'' to see a bibliomancer work up close!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_05.mp3|The sooner you deliver me, the sooner you go back to your books.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_bookworm_05.mp3| }}
|The sooner you deliver me, the sooner you go back to your books.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Paradox}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Paradox}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_01.mp3|Oh my god–you had best not be stealing me!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_01.mp3| }}
|Oh my god–you had best not be stealing me!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_02.mp3|Unauthorized handling of civil soul disposal can go on your permanent record–so don’t dally!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_02.mp3| }}
|Unauthorized handling of civil soul disposal can go on your permanent record–so don’t dally!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_03.mp3|''Just'' so you are aware, one of your fellows tried abducting me once, and the Municipal Coven did ''not'' take kindly to it! So please be prompt in my delivery.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_03.mp3| }}
|''Just'' so you are aware, one of your fellows tried abducting me once, and the Municipal Coven did ''not'' take kindly to it! So please be prompt in my delivery.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_04.mp3|How many pieces of antiquity have you held? I feel like I’m six degrees of separation from the Shroud of Turin!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_04.mp3| }}
|How many pieces of antiquity have you held? I feel like I’m six degrees of separation from the Shroud of Turin!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_05.mp3|Now that I think about it, ending my sunset years inside a museum might be rather pleasant.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_chrono_05.mp3| }}
|Now that I think about it, ending my sunset years inside a museum might be rather pleasant.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Pocket}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Pocket}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_01.mp3|You need to decide your priorities right now: me, or that case!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_02.mp3|I cannot be held responsible for anything that happens when placing one magical vessel inside another.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_03.mp3|Ah, good, it seems you already know how to transport valuable cargo!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_04.mp3|Jobs like these are a way to keep off the street, and out of trouble.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_05.mp3|We ''can'' pick up the pace a little, it's not an hourly rate.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_synth_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Rem}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Rem}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_01.mp3|Oh, ''God'', where has that pillow been?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_02.mp3|How often do you ''wash'' that pillow case? The way you're carrying it is ''far'' from sanitary.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_03.mp3|You're not narcoleptic, are you? Because I won't stand for you taking a nap while carrying me.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_04.mp3|It could be worse. At least your hands aren't ''sticky''.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_05.mp3|This would--this is fine. I love children. They're... they're so... responsible.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_familiar_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Seven}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Seven}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_01.mp3|It's good to see a parolee working off their debt to society. Rehabilitation works!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_01.mp3| }}
|It's good to see a parolee working off their debt to society. Rehabilitation works!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_02.mp3|Somehow I get the feeling you weren't incarcerated for mail fraud.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_02.mp3| }}
|Somehow I get the feeling you weren't incarcerated for mail fraud.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_03.mp3|You may have made mistakes in the past but everyone deserves a second chance!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_03.mp3| }}
|You may have made mistakes in the past but everyone deserves a second chance!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_04.mp3|I imagine only a ''fool'' would stop you from delivering me.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_04.mp3| }}
|I imagine only a ''fool'' would stop you from delivering me.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_05.mp3|A small favor: would it be too much to ask to ''not'' be an accessory to murder?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_gigawatt_05.mp3| }}
|A small favor: would it be too much to ask to ''not'' be an accessory to murder?
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Shiv}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Shiv}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_01.mp3|How long do you spend on your hair? And how does it stay in place so well?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_02.mp3|You know what would ''really'' prove something to your friends in the Baxter Society? If you delivered me! Promptly!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_03.mp3|I'm expecting quality service out of the Baxter Society!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_04.mp3|The sooner you deliver me, the sooner you can go back to stabbing monsters--or people, really, I don't particularly care so long as I'm dropped off first.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_05.mp3|We don't have time to dilly-dally, so if you can get this done with some alacrity, I'd appreciate it.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_shiv_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Silver}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Silver}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_01.mp3|I like your bourbon musk. It's potent, yet soothing.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_02.mp3|Please be careful with me. I'm delicate.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_03.mp3|Ah, a werewolf! Lovely. Your kind are known for their ''subtlety'' and ''grace''. I'm sure I will be handled with ''great care.''}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_04.mp3|You seem like an intrepid woman. I'm sure you'll manage to deliver me without incident.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_05.mp3|Please God, let me be delivered in one piece. For I am but a civil servant, and don't want to die while in the possession of a werewolf that may or may not be drunk.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_werewolf_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Sinclair}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_01.mp3|You try to pull a rabbit, or a coin, or a ''scarf'' out of me–the deal is off!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_01.mp3| }}
|You try to pull a rabbit, or a coin, or a ''scarf'' out of me–the deal is off!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_02.mp3|I do appreciate you keeping your bickering to yourselves.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_02.mp3| }}
|I do appreciate you keeping your bickering to yourselves.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_03.mp3|I’m not picking a card, or thinking of a number, or doing ''anything'' that makes me a part of your act!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_03.mp3| }}
|I’m not picking a card, or thinking of a number, or doing ''anything'' that makes me a part of your act!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_04.mp3|Time to complete this delivery as swiftly as disappearing! Let’s hurry it up!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_04.mp3| }}
|Time to complete this delivery as swiftly as disappearing! Let’s hurry it up!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_05.mp3|Can we hurry the show along, please?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_magician_05.mp3| }}
|Can we hurry the show along, please?
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Venator}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Venator}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_01.mp3|There are few safer places to be than under a Venator’s protection.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_01.mp3| }}
|There are few safer places to be than under a Venator’s protection.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_02.mp3|I don’t feel a burning desire to join you on the hunt, so if you could just drop me off that would be wonderful.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_02.mp3| }}
|I don’t feel a burning desire to join you on the hunt, so if you could just drop me off that would be wonderful.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_03.mp3|I don’t suppose you could pick up the pace, Father?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_03.mp3| }}
|I don’t suppose you could pick up the pace, Father?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_04.mp3|If you would be so kind, could we focus on ''efficiency'' as opposed to ''pageantry''?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_04.mp3| }}
|If you would be so kind, could we focus on ''efficiency'' as opposed to ''pageantry''?
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_05.mp3|I know it’s a lot to ask, but if you could not run ''angry''–that would be ''great''.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_priest_05.mp3| }}
|I know it’s a lot to ask, but if you could not run ''angry''–that would be ''great''.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Victor}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Victor}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_01.mp3|You have some of the most ''fascinating'' tattoos!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_01.mp3| }}
|You have some of the most ''fascinating'' tattoos!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_02.mp3|Whoever made you ''really'' knew what they were doing.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_02.mp3| }}
|Whoever made you ''really'' knew what they were doing.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_03.mp3|You, sir, have the torso of an Italian underwear model--but the heart of a poet.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_03.mp3| }}
|You, sir, have the torso of an Italian underwear model--but the heart of a poet.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_04.mp3|So I don't know if you can see it but I think one of your stitches may be coming loose in the back.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_04.mp3| }}
|So I don't know if you can see it but I think one of your stitches may be coming loose in the back.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_05.mp3|I know you don't have a fear of death but ''I'' do, so if you could be careful I would be eternally grateful.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_frank_05.mp3| }}
|I know you don't have a fear of death but ''I'' do, so if you could be careful I would be eternally grateful.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Vindicta}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_01.mp3|Madam, this is ''Manhattan''. Wear shoes.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_01.mp3| }}
|Madam, this is ''Manhattan''. Wear shoes.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_02.mp3|Together we will soar to our destination on the proverbial winds of destiny!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_02.mp3| }}
|Together we will soar to our destination on the proverbial winds of destiny!
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_03.mp3|Don't take this the wrong way... but you really do give off homicidal energy.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_03.mp3| }}
|Don't take this the wrong way... but you really do give off homicidal energy.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_04.mp3|I have ''growing concerns'' that I am about to become party to a political assassination.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_04.mp3| }}
|I have ''growing concerns'' that I am about to become party to a political assassination.
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_05.mp3|You seem like an old soul. An ''extremely violent'' old soul.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_05.mp3| }}
{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_05_alt_01.mp3|(Alt: You seem like an old soul. An... extremely ''violent'' old soul.)}}
{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_hornet_05_alt_01.mp3|(Alt: )}}
|You seem like an old soul. An ''extremely violent'' old soul.
(Alt:) You seem like an old soul. An... ''extremely violent'' old soul.
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Viscous}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Viscous}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_01.mp3|You must be the emissary from the Deep that I've heard people talking about!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_02.mp3|Well aren't ''you'' a helpful pile of goo!}}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_03.mp3|The goo comes off easily, yes?}}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_04.mp3|You may be from out of town, but you're really stepping up to do your civic duty.}}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_05.mp3|Your commitment to helping others is noted.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viscous_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Vyper}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Vyper}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_01.mp3|Don't you dare try to pawn me off!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_02.mp3|Wow. We really are reaching deep into the barrel for runners these days, aren't we?}}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_03.mp3|If I end up in some sort of back alley kidney exchange, I will rat you out immediately!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_04.mp3|Look. If I ever end up in prison... I will ''fold on you'' so fast...}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_05.mp3|Vyper, do me a favor and deliver me, get paid, and stay out of my life forever!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_viper_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Warden}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Warden}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_01.mp3|Alembics, retorts, files... uppity-jar's the lot of them, if you ask me.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_02.mp3|So, Warden... I don't really know what to say about you.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_03.mp3|Thanks for taking a break from your... ''unhealthy obsession'' to help out the city of New York.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_04.mp3|Would it kill you to look less dour?}}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_05.mp3|Sir, the city of New York gives its thanks.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_warden_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Wraith}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Wraith}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_01.mp3|Mmm, trying to get on the city's ''good side,'' eh Wraith?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_02.mp3|I appreciate the delivery but don't think it's going to get you that gaming permit any faster.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_03.mp3|Would it ''kill'' you to hold me with your hands? They're just sitting there in your pockets.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_04.mp3|The quicker you drop me off the quicker you get paid!}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_05.mp3|Hey--uh, while I have you here, what's the spread on the Knickerbockers game?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_wraith_05.mp3| }}
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| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Yamato}}
| rowspan="5" | {{PageRef|Yamato}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_01.mp3|So, what do you make of New York?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_01.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_02.mp3|You're not feeling particularly chatty, are you?}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_02.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_03.mp3|You know, in America it's kind of customary to exchange pleasantries to fill uncomfortable silences. [pause] Hm. Y-You can give it a try, if you'd like.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_03.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_04.mp3|I'm just going to close my eyes and pray for a swift delivery.}}
|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_04.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_05.mp3| }}
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|{{Audio link|spirit_jar_holder_stalls_yamato_05.mp3|If you could drop me off at your earliest convenience it would be much appreciated!}}
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== Delivered ==
Plays when the Urn is delivered.
Plays when the Urn is delivered.
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