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== Headlines == | == Headlines == | ||
''Come Friends, The New York Oracle isn't just the news. It's a glimpse into the future!'' | ''Come Friends, The New York Oracle isn't just the news. It's a glimpse into the future!'' | ||
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''What calamities await New York? For 5 measly pennies our prognostications can be yours.'' | ''What calamities await New York? For 5 measly pennies our prognostications can be yours.'' | ||
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''Once an eclipse changed the world. Who knows what today's celestial event will bring.'' | ''Once an eclipse changed the world. Who knows what today's celestial event will bring.'' | ||
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''While most of New York remains huddled in their Apartments, 12 individuals seek to make contact with [[Patron|The Patron]].'' | ''While most of New York remains huddled in their Apartments, 12 individuals seek to make contact with [[Patron|The Patron]].'' | ||
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''Is Harry Houdini really dead? Recent reports suggest that the legendary magician's final trick was to escape death itself!'' | ''Is Harry Houdini really dead? Recent reports suggest that the legendary magician's final trick was to escape death itself!'' | ||
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''The New York Oracle bringing the future to the present for over 20 years.'' | ''The New York Oracle bringing the future to the present for over 20 years.'' | ||
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''Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!'' | ''Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!'' | ||
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''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.'' | ''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.'' | ||
''This just in! A city wide ritual has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.'' | [[File:Newscaster headline 08.mp3|frameless]] | ||
''This just in! A city wide [[The Ritual|ritual]] has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.'' | |||
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''Extraplanar Fashion Icon [ | ''Extraplanar Fashion Icon [alien language] exposed as being nothing more than a human using a glamour cantrip. Read about this and more in The New York Oracle!'' | ||
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''Are human sacrifices on the rise? Read today's news to find out!'' | ''Are human sacrifices on the rise? Read today's news to find out!'' | ||
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''Who says the future is unwritten? Purchase your copy of The New York Oracle today!'' | ''Who says the future is unwritten? Purchase your copy of The New York Oracle today!'' | ||