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''This week in The New York Oracle: "Warding your house on a budget."'' | ''This week in The New York Oracle: "Warding your house on a budget."'' | ||
''Read our exclusive interview with [[Dynamo|Professor Dynamo]] to hear his thoughts on | ''Read our exclusive interview with [[Dynamo|Professor Dynamo]] to hear his thoughts on [[Astral Gates]], the eclipse and what it's like to live life without a body.'' | ||
''The [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] has issued a warning to the city of New York recommending that citizens stay indoors for the duration of the celestial event.'' | ''The [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] has issued a warning to the city of New York recommending that citizens stay indoors for the duration of the celestial event.'' | ||
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''Roger and Hammerstein's latest musical "South Pacific" has become the hottest ticket in town. With some would be theatre goers selling 1/8 of their souls to scalpers for prime seating.'' | ''Roger and Hammerstein's latest musical "South Pacific" has become the hottest ticket in town. With some would be theatre goers selling 1/8 of their souls to scalpers for prime seating.'' | ||
''In world news: A 7th | ''In world news: A 7th [[Astral Gates|Astral Gate]] has been found in Europe. While dormant, experts wonder if the celestial event could cause it to open. For this story and more pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today.'' | ||
''They thought they were making ashtrays, but this first grade class in Harlem was actually making phylacteries. Read the disturbing tale of art class malfeasance in The New York Oracle today.'' | ''They thought they were making ashtrays, but this first grade class in Harlem was actually making phylacteries. Read the disturbing tale of art class malfeasance in The New York Oracle today.'' | ||