Editing Vyper/Voice linesGive feedback

{{#ev:youtube|-1lMrQNPlRo|360|description=Vyper voice lines compilation}}

|{{Audio link|Viper select 01.mp3|Hahaha, how hard can summoning an elder god be?}}

{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}

|'''Abrams:'''

'''Vyper:''' Who lets anyone out of jail?

'''Abrams:'''

'''Vyper:''' We're gonna have a blast, Abe, don't sweat it.

|'''Vyper:''' You're looking good, detective!

'''Abrams:'''

'''Vyper:''' You suck.

|'''Vyper:''' Abe, you wanna meet up for a drink after this?

'''Abrams:'''

'''Vyper:''' Am I buyin- No! I'm not buy- I'm a ''lady''! Have some manners!

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' I'll pass.

'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' I'm not.

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' I think you're a little old for me.

'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' You're repugnant.

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' What is it?

'''Vyper:'''

'''Apollo:''' I'm amazed you've given it any thought.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Bebop_viper_1.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You take care of an old lady, right?

'''Bebop:''' That's right.

'''Vyper:''' You want me to, uh... ''tsk,'' move some of her medication?

'''Bebop:''' Absolutely not.

'''Vyper:''' How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?}}

|{{Audio link|Bebop_viper_2.mp3|'''Bebop:''' Me pulling them in gonna be a problem?

'''Vyper:''' Nah... I like to work up close.}}

|{{Audio link|Bebop_viper_3.mp3|'''Bebop:''' Surprised you're not in prison.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, me too.

'''Bebop:''' ...Are you supposed to be in prison?

'''Vyper:''' Well I mean, I killed my parole officer, so probably... It's a joke. I got jokes. He probably survived.}}

|{{PageRef|Billy}}

|Yes (no second or third conversation)

|{{Audio link|Billy_viper_conversation_1.mp3|'''Billy:''' Don't think I've seen you since you got pinched.

'''Vyper:''' That's cause you never bothered to visit. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you stopped caring.

'''Billy:''' I just assumed you busted out!

'''Vyper:''' You're looking good. New jacket?

'''Billy:''' You like it?

'''Vyper:''' I'll like it even better on the ground of a dark alley.

'''Billy:''' Oh, I know where we're goin' after the ritual...

'''Vyper:''' Y'mind if I call you Lash?

'''Billy:''' I don't give a shit.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Nano_viper_1.mp3|'''Vyper:''' It's nice, to finally get to work with someone like me.

'''Calico:''' I'm nothing like you.

'''Vyper:''' Come on! We're a couple of tough broads who kill people for money.

'''Calico:''' I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, Cal- you're soundin' a little classist there, C.

'''Calico:''' Oh, I'm sounding a lot classist, because I'm nothing like you.}}

|{{Audio link|Nano_viper_2.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You know, when I was in the joint I heard stories about you.

'''Calico:''' I didn't realise my exploits were things of New Jersey lore.

'''Vyper:''' No, not New Jersey, Wisconsin! There's actually a lot of assassins in Wisconsin.

'''Calico:''' Why?

'''Vyper:''' Safehouses are cheap in Milwaukee, I dunno? Point is, word on the street is that you do sloppy work.

'''Calico:''' Excuse me?!

'''Vyper:''' There was something about... like a hit, that went bad? I don't remember all the details, honestly, Wisconsin hooch is top-shelf.}}

|{{Audio link|Nano_viper_3.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Three bucks for your cat.

'''Calico:''' She's not for sale.

'''Vyper:''' Tell you what, I'll bump it up to a crisp Lincoln.

'''Calico:''' Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno-addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come.

'''Vyper:''' You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.}}

| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}

| rowspan="2" |Yes (no third conversation)

|{{Audio link|Drifter_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Oh, I can't believe I get to murder people with you!

'''Drifter:''' I don't know if the rest of our team shares your exuberance.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, it's because they never did time in OKC. Buddy, you're a legend there! You're like the... you're like the... the boogeyman! Heh, as far as I'm concerned, this is like sitting next to Mozart on the piano bench while he plays Canon in D.

'''Drifter:''' Pretty sure that was Pachelbel.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, him too. Point still stands.}}

|{{Audio link|Drifter_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Vyper:''' What'cha doin' after the ritual?

'''Drifter:''' What, you lookin' to get drinks?

'''Vyper:''' Y'know, I was lookin' to get as, uh, far away from you as possible while you were still in a good mood... but if you're buying I'm good for, like, a cocktail or two.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

|'''Vyper:''' Hey, Professor. Can I, uh, audit one of your classes?

'''Dynamo:'''

'''Vyper:''' Oh, I'm not. I just wanted to move product to your students.

'''Dynamo:'''

'''Vyper:''' I get it, I just wanted to be respectful.

|'''Dynamo:'''

'''Vyper:''' Oh no no, it really is.

|'''Vyper:''' Hey listen, by the way, I'm not trying to make this weird or anything but you smell like key lime pie.

'''Dynamo:'''

'''Vyper:''' Oh my God, that's like the sweetest thing ever. Ok, really quick, another question: She knows you don't have a mouth. So you can't eat the pie, right?

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Graves}}

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Graves:''' I have the day off. Shouldn't you be in jail?

'''Vyper:'''

'''Graves:''' You're full of shit.

|'''Vyper:'''

 

'''Vyper:'''

'''Vyper:'''

'''Vyper:'''

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Graves:''' Yeah.

'''Vyper:'''

'''Graves:''' Please don't talk to me.

'''Vyper:'''

'''Graves:''' ''No.''

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' I'm not trained in CPR, by the way.

'''Grey Talon:''' What?

'''Vyper:''' Like, if you have a heart attack, you're gonna die, probably? 'Cause, I ain't helping ya!

'''Grey Talon:''' Thanks for letting me know.

'''Vyper:''' Tsk, you got it.}}

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Grey Talon:''' I'm not looking to chit-chat.

'''Vyper:''' You know, that's cool. 'Cause I'm not really looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a ''bow'' around Manhattan.

'''Grey Talon:''' Guess we understand each other.}}

|{{Audio link|Grey_talon_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' How do you like to work?

'''Grey Talon:''' Methodically.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, that's not me.

'''Grey Talon:''' This should be interesting.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Haze_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' So, the feds finally caught up with me...

'''Haze:''' The federal government doesn't know you ''exist'', they're not going to send a Sandman for you.

'''Vyper:''' I'm a little hurt, but satisfied nonetheless.}}

|{{Audio link|Haze_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Haze:''' So what do you do?

'''Vyper:''' Make poor life decisions.

'''Haze:''' This should be interesting.

'''Vyper:''' Fun, Haze! It should be fun!}}

|{{Audio link|Haze_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' How do I get a sweet job like yours?

'''Haze:''' ''You'' want to work for the OSIC?

'''Vyper:''' Why not? You get to wear a cute little tie!.. and murder people.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Astro_viper_1.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, you're a cop, right?

'''Holliday:''' Yeah.

'''Vyper:''' Because, uh, you like the law, or... because you like being in a power trip?

'''Holliday:''' What sorta question is that?

'''Vyper:''' I'm just trying to figure out if we could be friends!

'''Holliday:''' I uphold the law.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, so we should not be friends.}}

|{{Audio link|Astro_viper_2.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You look familiar.

'''Holliday:''' Doubt it. I'm not from around here.

'''Vyper:''' Where from?

'''Holliday:''' Illinois.

'''Vyper:''' No shit! You know, I did a little time in Cook County.

'''Holliday:''' I'm further south.

'''Vyper:''' Well, If you ever find yourself in the BG, just... pretend you don't know me, okay? I don't want people knowin' I'm tight with a cop.

'''Holliday:''' You're not.

'''Vyper:''' Exactly...}}

|{{Audio link|Astro_viper_3.mp3|'''Holliday:''' You're a criminal.

'''Vyper:''' Well, that's a little judgy.

'''Holliday:''' Am I wrong?

'''Vyper:''' No, I didn't say you were, I'm just saying you're being needlessly hostile.

'''Holliday:''' If you didn't need my help right now, you would stab me in the back!

'''Vyper:''' Ok, sorry, you are really good at reading people, 'cause at first I was offended, but now I'm like, kind of impressed!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Ivy_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Oh, look at that: everyone's favorite gargoyle showed up.

'''Ivy:''' Shouldn't you be in jail?

'''Vyper:''' Y-uh, yeah, probably.}}

|{{Audio link|Ivy_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Ivy:''' Did Mendoza send you?

'''Vyper:''' Ivy, I don't work for Mendoza.

'''Ivy:''' You killed thirteen people for him!

'''Vyper:''' E-allegedly!

'''Ivy:''' You were convicted!!

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, of thirteen counts! The real number is like, actually way more impressive.

'''Ivy:''' I'm taking you to jail.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, you're the one wanting to talk shop, don't be mad at me!}}

|{{Audio link|Ivy_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Well. If it isn't the loyal pet of the Arroyos...

'''Ivy:''' Vyper. I see you managed not the get stabbed in prison.

'''Vyper:''' Oh, no, no. No, they did stab me, but... y'can't keep a broad like me down!

'''Ivy:''' What do you want?

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, I just wanted to know how you feel about your sister working for Wraith.

'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about?

'''Vyper:''' Oh my god, wait, you didn't know? Hah, this is hilarious!

'''Ivy:''' What are you talking about, Vyper?!

'''Vyper:''' Sorry, I love hearing about family drama, but I'm not inserting myself in it unless a will's involved. So let's... uh, let's go shoot some people.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Kelvin}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, you're that, uh, judgey corpse, right?

'''Kelvin:''' I don't think I'm particularly judgmental.

'''Vyper:''' What do you think about me?

'''Kelvin:''' That you've spent more time inside prison than outside of it, so perhaps crime is not what you're best suited for.

'''Vyper:''' 'Kay, sounds pretty judgy.

'''Kelvin:''' Hm... I suppose it does.}}

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You got any "liquid courage" in that parka of yours? You know, for when it gets cold!

'''Kelvin:''' I don't get cold anymore.

'''Vyper:''' Neat, anyway, back to the whiskey question.

'''Kelvin:''' I don't.

'''Vyper:''' Oh-lame.}}

|{{Audio link|Kelvin_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, uh, Kelvin, can you spat me some dough?

'''Kelvin:''' ... Why?

'''Vyper:''' Cause I want 10 bucks and I feel like you probably have it?

'''Kelvin:''' I am not giving you any money.

'''Vyper:''' Oh-you suck, Kelvin.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, where can I get a pair of those earrings?

'''Lady Geist:''' Why do you ask? It's not like you could afford them.

'''Vyper:''' Ok, so it's sounding like "off your dead body".

'''Lady Geist:''' Is that supposed to be a threat?

'''Vyper:''' Lady, are you a moron? It's obviously a threat. After this ritual, I'm gonna mug the shit outta you.

'''Lady Geist:''' My dear Vyper... I can't wait for you to try.}}

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lady Geist:''' I can't believe I have to work with the likes of you.

'''Vyper:''' You don't even know me.

'''Lady Geist:''' What's the point? You are either going to die during the ritual, or die in a gutter shortly thereafter.}}

|{{Audio link|Lady_geist_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You got a son?

'''Lady Geist:''' Why.

'''Vyper:''' 'Cause I wanna marry into money. Like, wait five years and bump off my husband for the inheritance, 'cause this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage, baby!}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Lash_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' I can't believe I'm here next to you.

'''Lash:''' That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true.

'''Vyper:''' You smell even better when you're awake.}}

|{{Audio link|Lash_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Lash:''' Sooo Vyper.

'''Vyper:''' Who do you want dead?

'''Lash:''' Mmm, no one?

'''Vyper:''' Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and ''real'' bad impulse control! Heh, so what do you need?

'''Lash:''' Nothin'. You're great.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah. We are...}}

|{{Audio link|Lash_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?

'''Lash:''' Yeah. They were... Very specific.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, well, y'know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so... Wanted to make sure they stood out.

'''Lash:''' Ooh, haha, they did.

'''Vyper:''' Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh?

'''Lash:''' No, I, uh... I really didn't.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Mirage_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Mirage:''' You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals.

'''Vyper:''' Keep talkin' to me like that and I'm gonna lead you to a cheaper motel.}}

|{{Audio link|Mirage_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, why'd you got a girl in a bottle?

'''Mirage:''' That's my employer. Ambassador Nashala.

'''Vyper:''' What d'ya say I throw her into the Hudson, so we can run off together? Ha...

'''Mirage:''' Do not touch her if you value your life.

'''Vyper:''' Okay, you are no fun.}}

|{{Audio link|Mirage_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' I heard the Djinn want Wyoming.

'''Mirage:''' It seemed like the most sensible place for them to build a new home.

'''Vyper:''' You're just saying that cause you've never experienced the majesty of DeKalb.

'''Mirage:''' DeKalb?

'''Vyper:''' It'll grab your heart and never let it go...

'''Mirage:''' I will look into this place.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Bookworm_viper_1.mp3|'''Paige:''' You like books, Vyper?

'''Vyper:''' Eh, I prefer rolling papers, but... you gotta go to war with what you got, y'know?

'''Paige:''' Oh, my God.}}

||{{Audio link|Bookworm_viper_2.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Aw, you ''killed'' it at Pole Palace last night.

'''Paige:''' I don't know what that is.

'''Vyper:''' Yeah, "me neither". Heh!

'''Paige:''' Seriously. What are you talking about?

'''Vyper:''' Cinnamon, come on... It's me!

'''Paige:''' Who's Cinnamon?..

'''Vyper:''' Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian... hehehe...

'''Paige:''' What are you talking about?

'''Vyper:''' You are too pure for this world, I kinda love it.}}

||{{Audio link|Bookworm_viper_3.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey "Red", if my P.O. comes lookin', I was with you last night.

'''Paige:''' But... you weren't.

'''Vyper:''' Alright, that's why I need you to lie.

'''Paige:''' I'm not lying to a police officer!

'''Vyper:''' Correct. You're lying to a ''parole'' officer.

'''Paige:''' I'm not lying, ''period.''

'''Vyper:''' That's a real Bebop move, Red, I gotta say.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Vindicta_viper_conversation_01.mp3|'''Vyper:''' So what's your deal, Vinny?

'''Vindicta:''' "Vinny"?

'''Vyper:''' Well, what else am I gonna call you? "Vindicta"? Nah, pass.

'''Vindicta:''' It's my name.

'''Vyper:''' Well, your parents should have loved you more.}}

|{{Audio link|Vindicta_viper_conversation_02.mp3|'''Vindicta:''' You're the woman infatuated with Lash, right?

'''Vyper:''' Oh, come on, everyone loves Lash.

'''Vindicta:''' I'm not sure that's true.

'''Vyper:''' Don't believe Bebop's propaganda.}}

|{{Audio link|Vindicta_viper_conversation_03.mp3|'''Vindicta:''' Do you have a plan, Vyper?

'''Vyper:''' I got a gun. You got a gun. This baby writes itself.}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}

| rowspan="3" |Yes

|{{Audio link|Viper wraith conversation 01.mp3|'''Wraith:''' Heard you shanked Molly.

'''Vyper:''' Who, Molenzo? No, who said that? Why'd you ask? She a friend of yours? I didn't know she was a friend of yours.

'''Wraith:''' She's not.

'''Vyper:''' Cool, yeah. No, I stabbed the hell outta her. Not a fan.}}

|{{Audio link|Viper wraith conversation 02.mp3|'''Vyper:''' Hey, if we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer, tsk, I'm your girl.

'''Wraith:''' I'd never hire you.

'''Vyper:''' Why, 'cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history!

'''Wraith:''' It's not, but tell you what. If we complete the ritual, we'll call things square.

'''Vyper:''' You know what, I'll take it.}}

|{{Audio link|Viper wraith conversation 03.mp3|'''Vyper:''' So what, you wanna bet on, uh... how many bullets we go through?

'''Wraith:''' Obviously. How much do you want to wager? A thousand?

'''Vyper:''' A thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?

'''Wraith:''' ''[Sigh]''}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Yamato:''' Silence worm, before I take your head.

|'''Vyper:'''

'''Yamato:''' I ought to fall on my sword before I disgrace the Seventh Moon by working with you.

'''Vyper:'''

'''Yamato:''' I assure you I'm not.

|'''Yamato:''' You did time on Rikers, yes?

'''Vyper:'''

'''Yamato:''' So, you must know Molly Molenzo. It's very important I speak to her.

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Cold Front}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Colossus}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Cursed Relic}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Decay}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Echo Shard}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Metal Skin}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Phantom Strike}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Refresher}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shadow Weave}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Silencer}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Unstoppable}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vampiric Burst}}

|{{Audio link|Viper pick up rejuv 02.mp3|We got the rejuve!}}

|{{Audio link|Viper enemy gets rejuv 01.mp3|They have the rejuve!}}

|}

 

|{{PageRef|name=Abrams}}

| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally nano pass on zipline 01.mp3|Damn, I want her cat.}}

|{{PageRef|Dynamo}}

|{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}

|{{PageRef|Haze}}

|{{PageRef|Holliday}}

|{{PageRef|Infernus}}

|{{PageRef|Ivy}}

|{{PageRef|Kelvin}}

|{{PageRef|McGinnis}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally forge pass on zipline 01.mp3|Be with you when I can, McG.}}

|{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally ghost pass on zipline 01.mp3|Looking good, Geist!}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally lash pass on zipline 01.mp3|God, he's so cool!}}

|{{PageRef|Mirage}}

|{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}

|{{PageRef|Paradox}}

|{{PageRef|Pocket}}

|{{PageRef|Seven}}

|{{PageRef|Shiv}}

|{{PageRef|Sinclair}}

|{{PageRef|Vindicta}}

|{{PageRef|Viscous}}

|{{PageRef|Warden}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally warden pass on zipline 01.mp3|You know, that guy needs to smile more.}}

|{{PageRef|Wraith}}

|{{Audio link|Viper ally wraith pass on zipline 01.mp3|Hey, we cool, Wraith?}}

|{{PageRef|name=Yamato}}

| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Billy}}