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AbramsAbrams No The Doorman: Good luck unburdening yourself from the tome, detective.

Abrams:

The Doorman: The ritual is about to begin, perhaps we can discuss this later.

The Doorman: Good luck unburdening yourself from the tome, detective.

Abrams:

The Doorman: The ritual is about to begin, perhaps we can discuss this later.

Abrams:

The Doorman: I wouldn’t dream of getting in front of you.
Abrams:

The Doorman: I appreciate your concerns for my safety, but they are unneeded. I’ll be fine.
ApolloApollo No The Doorman:

Apollo: He is. I'll be sure to give him your well-wishes.

The Doorman:

Apollo: Only in decorum.

Apollo: How do you manage to treat people with respect when they look at you with contempt?

The Doorman:

Apollo: Are you comparing yourself to royalty?

BebopBebop Yes The Doorman: Bebop, if we survive the ritual, please let me treat Ms. Shelly to a spa day at The Baroness.

Bebop: That’s rather kind of you, thank you!

The Doorman: I wish I could offer more for her…

Bebop: Well, that’s what the Patrons are for, mate.
Bebop: So, uh... what'cha plan on doing once I pull 'em in?

The Doorman: I push them away.

Bebop: That… kinda defeats the purpose of me pullin‘em in, right?

The Doorman: Kind of, yes…

Bebop: This isn’t gonna go well, is it?

The Doorman: Not the ideal pairing, no... But I’m sure we can make it work.
The Doorman: Are you scared?

Bebop: Yeah, but not for me.
CalicoCalico No The Doorman: Lovely to see you again, Miss Calico.

Calico:

The Doorman: I haven’t.

Calico:

The Doorman: Oh, that would spoil the fun.

Calico:

The Doorman: You wouldn’t have it any other way.

The Doorman: Lovely to see you again, Miss Calico.

Calico:

The Doorman: I haven’t.

Calico:

The Doorman: Oh, that would spoil the fun.

Calico:

The Doorman: You wouldn’t have it any other way.
The Doorman: Lovely to see you again, Miss Calico.

Calico:

The Doorman: I haven’t.

Calico:

The Doorman: Oh, that would spoil the fun.

Calico:

The Doorman: You wouldn’t have it any other way.
The Doorman: Lovely to see you again, Miss Calico.

Calico:

The Doorman: I haven’t.

Calico:

The Doorman: Oh, that would spoil the fun.

Calico:

The Doorman: You wouldn’t have it any other way.

The Doorman: So, are you just in New York for the ritual or do you have… professional interests in town?

Calico:

The Doorman: Ah, seeing old friends?

The Doorman: So, are you just in New York for the ritual or do you have… professional interests in town?

Calico:

The Doorman: Ah, seeing old friends?

Calico:

The Doorman: In the unlikely event of it being necessary she will be treated like a queen at The Baroness.

Calico:

The Doorman: My pleasure.

Calico:

The Doorman: In the unlikely event of it being necessary she will be treated like a queen at The Baroness.

Calico:

The Doorman: My pleasure.

DynamoDynamo No The Doorman: Professor, a little birdie told me you have an anniversary coming up!

Dynamo:

The Doorman: Thoughtful in the extreme.

The Doorman: Professor, a little birdie told me you have an anniversary coming up!

Dynamo:

The Doorman: Thoughtful in the extreme.

Dynamo:

The Doorman: I will be sure to let Jacques know, it will make his day.
The Doorman: Most men would be terrified at what we’re about to face, yet you seem remarkably composed.

Dynamo:

The Doorman: Ah.

The Doorman: Most men would be terrified at what we’re about to face, yet you seem remarkably composed.

Dynamo:

The Doorman: Ah.

Grey TalonGrey Talon Yes The Doorman: I’m excited to get a front row seat to you throwing your life away for revenge.

Grey Talon: It’s not “throwing it away” if they die.

The Doorman: I’m sure your wife will see it the same way.

Grey Talon: Shut up.

The Doorman: I forget myself; please accept my apology.
Grey Talon: How are things at The Baroness?

The Doorman: They’ve been running smoothly since the Baxter Society’s intervention.

Grey Talon: That’s good to hear.

The Doorman: It is. There are some sins that not even bottomless mimosas can make up for.
Grey Talon: The Baroness still the most haunted hotel in America?

The Doorman: Just the tri-state area, I’m afraid. That ghastly business in Macomb pulled a lot of Midwest specters.

Grey Talon: Sorry.

The Doorman: It’s fine. I imagine today will put things back on track.
Lady GeistLady Geist Yes Lady Geist: You work at The Baroness, yes?

The Doorman: Indeed.

Lady Geist: That hotel used to be magical, until its standards went to hell.

The Doorman: I will lodge your complaint with the management.

Lady Geist: Be sure that you do.

The Doorman: I will.
Lady Geist: I hope you don’t expect a tip for helping me.

The Doorman: I wouldn’t dream of expecting anything from you, Lady Geist.
The Doorman: And how is Oathkeeper treating you these days?

Lady Geist: Oathkeeper is not your concern.

The Doorman: Just being polite.

Lady Geist: I’d rather you be silent.

The Doorman: You’re as charming as ever, Lady Geist.
MinaMina Yes The Doorman: How are you doing, Miss Ha?

Mina: I try not to talk to the help.

The Doorman: Very well.
Mina: So, what do you plan on doing to help? Holding open a door while I do all the work?

The Doorman: Something like that.

Mina: Lame.
Mina: You could’ve at least changed when you got off of work.

The Doorman: I did.

Mina: You’re still wearing your uniform.

The Doorman: Ah, but this one’s freshly pressed.
PaigePaige Yes The Doorman: You should host a storytelling event at The Baroness sometime.

Paige: You think people would come?

The Doorman: The Baroness hosts a wide variety of guests. I’m sure most would be delighted to have you, and the ones that don’t will regret their decision later in life.

Paige: That’s very kind of you to say.

The Doorman: Yours is a rare gift. Only a fool wouldn’t delight in it.
Paige: So, how long have you worked at The Baroness?

The Doorman: Since its inception.

Paige: You must like it then.

The Doorman: Well, I tormented man for so long that serving them still retains its novel charm.

Paige: What?

The Doorman: Don’t worry about it, the ritual is about to begin.
Paige: So, what’s your name?

The Doorman: I am the Doorman.

Paige: Well, I know that’s your job, ha! But what’s your name?

The Doorman: The Doorman.

Paige: Well, that’s not your name.

The Doorman: It’s not, but for my purposes in New York it helps me stay grounded, that I am here to serve and not to rule.

Paige: What if I called you… "Brian"?

The Doorman: No.
SilverSilver No The Doorman:

Silver: You get kicked outta brunch one time and everyone thinks they know you.

Silver: Can you put me up in a suite in the Baroness?

The Doorman:

Silver: You know, the old me would've ripped your leg off for saying something like that... but the new me's just gonna rely on the vague threat of violence.

The Doorman:

Silver: You gonna put me up in a suite or not?

Silver: You gonna mess with my head?

The Doorman:

VictorVictor Yes The Doorman: After the ritual, you should stop by The Baroness. Our house tailor is top-notch, should any part of you… pop loose.

Victor: That place might be a little fancy for someone like me.

The Doorman: Oh, The Baroness does not discriminate, my friend. I assure you that you will be well taken care of.
The Doorman: You look weary.

Victor: That’s because I am.

The Doorman: What troubles you?

Victor: I’m a shambling mass of dead bodies, what doesn’t trouble me?
Victor: You like working at the hotel?

The Doorman: I do. It’s quite rewarding.

Victor: Catering to rich people is rewarding?

The Doorman: Observing humanity is.