“The hell are you staring at, buddy?”

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Transcription of voice lines in Infernus' visual novel.

Chapter 1

Featured heroes:

Infernus - Lady Geist

Small Business, Big Problems

Lady Geist enters Jezebel's.

Lady Geist: Hello, Fern.

Infernus: Always a pleasure to see you, Lady Geist. Usual booth?

Lady Geist: Please.

Hank: [in the other room] GO TO HELL!

Lady Geist: Is everything alright?

Infernus: That's a great question... do you mind if I...

Lady Geist: Of course. I'll show myself up.

Infernus enters a backroom.

Inspector: Look, I can tell you're feeling a little raw about this...

Hank: This isn't right!

Inspector: And yet here we are...

Infernus: What's going on?

Hank: This asshole is trying to shut us down.

Inspector: No, I assure you I am shutting you down.

Infernus: What?

Inspector: I walked into this place and saw at least 3 violations before I even got a chance to quietly judge the service.

Infernus: What viol-

Inspector: Are you licensed for gambling with souls?

Infernus: No.

Inspector: Do you have a permit to distribute spirits from Ixith?

Infernus: I mean, that's a Hank question...

Inspector: Of course. Did the Hex and Alchemy Bureau authorize the ward you put by the front entrance?

Infernus: I didn't realize there the-

Inspector: You have two weeks to fix this. We'll be in touch.

Inspector leaves

Infernus: She's fun.

Hank: We're screwed.

Infernus: Come on, it can't be that bad.

Hank takes out a list on a clipboard.

Hank: Here's what she cited us with.

Hank unravels the list. The paper extends to the floor.

Infernus: That's... a lot.

Hank: There's no way that I-

Infernus: Hey. Look at me. We can fix this.

Hank: Fern, it's impossible.

Infernus: We can fix this. Now let me see that list while I work out a plan.

End of chapter 1