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“Think I'll take a walk through the museum.— Paradox
The Paradox Museum is a pop-up gallery showcasing everything the Paradox Organisation steals.
Summary
The Paradox Organisation steals priceless artifacts to be showcased at the Paradox Museum, with the intention of showing that anything can be stolen by Paradox.[1] Once a sufficient number of artifacts are gathered, the museum is open to the public for a short amount of time.[2]
The Paradox Museum isn't exclusively for art: it's also used to showcase stolen state secrets, celebrity paternity tests[1], and forms of blackmail on renowned individuals.[3]
As a pop-up gallery, the Paradox Museum has no set location[1]. Where Paradox stores their artifacts while the Museum is closed is unknown.
Trivia
- Characters that have visited the Paradox Museum include but aren't limited to
Calico[4], 
Dynamo[5] and 
Lady Geist[6]. 
Vyper has also visited the museum, but was kicked out.[7] - The items that are known to be showcased at the Paradox Museum include The Ghent Altarpiece[3], a hellenistic Bust of Homer[8], one of Johann Geist's paintings[9][10], the Tome of Anubis[3] (which
Raven allegedly also has[11]), and some kind of "blackmail on Fairfax"[3]. - Calico and Dynamo both show adoration for the Paradox Museum[5][4]. Lady Geist, on the other hand, describes it as "a multi-million exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in a poetry unit of Remedial English."[12]
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2
Paradox's background: "What does Paradox do with the countless artifacts, state secrets, and celebrity paternity tests that they have stolen? Put it on display at pop-up museums, so that they can show the world that no one is out of Paradox’s reach."
- ↑ Paradox & Wraith Conversation 3 - Paradox: "We're securing a few more items of interest, but hopefully the gallery will be opened shortly."
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 Paradox & Wraith Conversation 3 - Paradox: "Blackmail on Fairfax, the Ghent Altarpiece, the Tome of Anubis..."
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Calico's in-game voice line: "Love your museums, by the way."
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Dynamo & Paradox Conversation 2 - Dynamo: "I took Marla to the last pop-up. Truly... wonderful things to behold."
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 - Lady Geist: "You know, I've been to the Paradox museum last summer."
- ↑ Vyper's in-game voice line: "Okay, maybe next time, you guys shouldn't kick me out of the Paradox Museum!"
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 - Paradox: "It had a hellenistic bust of Homer!"
- ↑ Lady Geist's in-game voice line: "First my husband, now me. When will Paradox stay out of my life?"
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 1 - Lady Geist: "I heard a rumor that you had one of my husband's paintings."
- ↑ Raven's select voice line: "I have the Canopic Jar, I have the Tome of Anubis. All I need to do now is summon the Patron."
- ↑ Lady Geist & Paradox Conversation 2 - Lady Geist: "It was a multi-million exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in a poetry unit of Remedial English."
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