Vyper/Quotes

List of voice lines for Vyper, as well as lines from other characters referencing Vyper.

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	Hahaha, how hard can summoning an elder god be?
	Yeah, yeah, I'm a work-in-progress. Pick me.
	Look, I'm not saying you need my help, I'm just saying, uh... No, I'm- I actually am saying you need my help.
	Ah, sometimes I think "Man, it would be so fun to break out of Lost Whisper" and then I think "V, that is a dumbass idea".
	I don't get why Wraith won't let me take out a marker, I paid it off! Once.
	You ever get the feeling that something bad is gonna happen?... Yeah so, I don't, that's why I end up in jail so much.
	I'm just gonna say it: Lash is awesome, and he kicked Bebop's ass.
	Infernus used to be hard, but now he's just a bitch, slinging Mary Pickfords to other bitches... Oh my god, don't tell him I said that.
	I know a guy who owed the Seventh Moon a C-note... well, I knew a guy who owed the Seventh Moon a C-Note... Yamato murdered the shit out of him.
	You wanna know the best bars to get kicked out of, I am your girl.

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	Ah, whatever. I needed to make pruno anyway.
	I can't help ya, I gotta go hide from a loan shark... also some cops... and, uh, and another loan shark.
	Look, man, I'm- I'm gonna be honest with you, summoning the Patrons sounds like a lotta work, I'm feeling lazy as hell today...
	Go talk to Ivy, say it's a favor for the Arroyos, she'll help you.
	You know what? I'm good not getting shot at today.
	Think I'll just stick to crime.
	I don't have the energy to lie today: I don't wanna help.
	You didn't want my help anyway, I'm a degenerate.
	No, I got a healthy desire to not get dead.
	Buddy, if you think I'm gonna go out in the Maelstrom today, you're gonna be so disappointed.

Conversations

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Abrams	No		Vyper: Who lets anyone out of jail? Vyper: We're gonna have a blast, Abe, don't sweat it.
			Vyper: You're looking good, detective! Vyper: You suck.
			Vyper: Abe, you wanna meet up for a drink after this? Vyper: Am I buying- No! I'm not buy- I'm a lady, have some manners!
Bebop	No		Vyper: You take care of an old lady, right? Vyper: You want me to, uh... tsk, move something for a medication? Vyper: How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?
			Vyper: Nah, I like to work up close.
			Vyper: Yeah, me too. Vyper: Well I mean, I killed my parole officer, so probably... It's a joke. I got jokes. He probably survived.
Calico	Yes		Vyper: It's nice, to finally get to work with someone like me. Calico: I'm nothing like you. Vyper: Come on! we're a couple of tough broads who kill people for money. Calico: I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same. Vyper: Oh, Cal- you're soundin' a little classist there, C. Calico: Oh, I'm sounding a lot classist, because I'm nothing like you.
			Vyper: You know, when I was in the joint I heard stories about you. Calico: I didn't realise my exploits were things of New Jersey lore. Vyper: No, not New Jersey, Wisconsin! There's actually a lot of assassins in Wisconsin. Calico: Why? Vyper: Safehouses are cheap in Milwaukee, I dunno? Point is, word on the street is that you do sloppy work. Calico: Excuse me?! Vyper: There was something about... like a hit, that went bad? I don't remember all the details, honestly, Wisconsin hooch is top-shelf.
			Vyper: Three bucks for your cat. Calico: She's not for sale. Vyper: Tell you what, I'll bump it up to a crisp Lincoln. Calico: Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno-addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come. Vyper: You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.
Dynamo	No		Vyper: Hey, Professor. Can I, uh, audit one of your classes? Vyper: Oh, I'm not. I just wanted to move product to your students. Vyper: I get it, I just wanted to be respectful.
			Vyper: Oh no no, it really is.
			Vyper: Hey listen, by the way, I'm not trying to make this weird or anything but you smell like key lime pie. Vyper: Oh my god, that's like the sweetest thing ever. Ok, really quick, another question: She knows you don't have a mouth. So you can't eat the pie, right?
Grey Talon	No		Vyper: I'm not trained in CPR, by the way. Vyper: Like, if you have a heart attack, you're gonna die, probably? 'Cause, I ain't helping ya! Vyper: Tsk, you got it.
			Vyper: You know, that's cool. 'Cause I'm not really looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a bow around Manhattan.
			Vyper: How do you like to work? Vyper: Yeah, that's not me.
Holliday	Yes		Vyper: Hey, you're a cop, right? Holliday: Yeah. Vyper: Because, uh, you like the law, or... because you like being in a power trip? Holliday: What sorta question is that? Vyper: I'm just trying to figure out if we could be friends! Holliday: I uphold the law. Vyper: Yeah, so we should not be friends.
			Vyper: You look familiar. Holliday: Doubt it. I'm not from around here. Vyper: Where from? Holliday: Illinois. Vyper: No shit! You know, I did a little time in Cook County. Holliday: I'm further south. Vyper: Well, If you ever find yourself in the BG, just... pretend you don't know me, okay? I don't want people knowin' I'm tight with a cop. Holliday: You're not. Vyper: Exactly.
			Holliday: You're a criminal. Vyper: Well, that's a little judgy. Holliday: Am I wrong? Vyper: No, I didn't say you were, I'm just saying you're being needlessly hostile. Holliday: If you didn't need my help right now, you would stab me in the back! Vyper: Ok, sorry, you are really good at reading people, 'cause at first I was offended, but now I'm like, kind of impressed!
Lady Geist	No		Vyper: Hey, where can I get a pair of those earrings? Vyper: Ok, so it's sounding like "off your dead body". Vyper: Lady, are you a moron? It's obviously a threat. After this ritual, I'm gonna mug the shit outta you.
			Vyper: You don't even know me.
			Vyper: You got a son? Vyper: 'Cause I wanna marry into money. Like, wait five years and bump off my husband for the inheritance, 'cause this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage, baby!
Wraith	No		Vyper: Who, Molenza? No, who said that? Why'd you ask? She a friend of yours? I didn't know she was a friend of yours. Vyper: Cool, yeah. No, I stabbed the hell outta her. Not a fan.
			Vyper: Hey, if we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer? Tsk, I'm your girl. Vyper: Why, 'cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history! Vyper: You know what, I'll take it.
			Vyper: So what, you wanna bet on, uh... how many bullets we go through? Vyper: A thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?

Abilities

Screwjab Dagger

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Ready		Dagger's ready.
Almost Ready		Almost ready to stick 'em!
Cooldown		Shank's not ready!
Upgrade		Building shanks is like a meditative thing, you know?
		And my P.O. thinks I don't have marketable skills.
		Gotta love a good knife.
		I never took to needlepoint like I did to, uh, stabbing people.
		Nothing flashy about it but tsk, it works!
		Shiv's like the filet mignon of bladework, you know? I'm more like the greasy spoon diner food that you get when you're hung over but you never really wanna finish when you're sober, you know what I mean? Flawed, but lovable.
		Ready to sling some knives!
		You gotta find joy in the little things.
		(Laughs) Oh, this is so much fancier than the toothbrush-mattress spring combo I used to stick Molly Molenzo back on Long Island.
		Sometimes you just gotta let it all out, like "Aaaah" when you stab someone, you know what I'm saying?
Use		Learned this trick in Jersey.
		Shiv's got nothing on me.
		Throwing shank!
		I'll stick'em!
		Don't mess with me.
		Where you going, pal?
		You wanna play, buddy?
		They're about to get got.
		Slinging knife!
		Try running now!

Lethal Venom

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Ready		Poison's ready!
Almost Ready		Poison's almost ready!
Cooldown		Poison's not ready!
Upgrade		Oh, what can I say? Poison is fun!
		I mean, who hasn't tried to poison someone in Atlantic City, right? I'm right?
		Anyone who wants to complain about me using poison should come over to my place for drinks. They'll never whine about it again.
		Poison is awesome, it's like the slow cooker for murder!
		Yeah, I'm whipping up some good stuff today!
		They're not even ready for what's coming their way.
		Nah, I can't wait to try this on folks.
		I'm gonna be slinging more poison than my mom after she found out about the life insurance policy.
		I'm ready to ruin some people's day!
		I'm gonna mess some people up with this.
Use		They'll be dead soon.
		Your time's running out.
		Let's see how you're feeling in a few seconds.
		A Staten Island classic!
		Enjoy the venom.
		Have some pruno on the house!
		Drink up.
		Need that venom to kick in!
		For the love of god, just die!
		Right where I want ya!

Slither

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Ready		Ready to be a menace to society, baby!
Almost Ready (Unused)		Almost feeling like myself again!
Cooldown (Unused)		I'm off my game!
Upgrade		Gotta be slippery in this business.
		This got me outta lottta jams.
		Need to be able to get the hell outta there!
		This is my bread and butter, baby!
		Hey, this is why the Patrons want me!
		Slidin', pop-pop! Hit Jezebel's for an overpriced Manhattan to celebrate.
		Yeah, I'm looking forward to gettin' to work!
		The amount of copper I'm gonna be throwing down Broadway is absolutely stupid!
		Buckle up kids, it's about to get exciting!
		Playtime's here, baby!

Petrifying Bola

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Ready		Bola's ready!
		Ready to turn 'em to stone.
		Ready to petrify!
		Ready to get the party started!
		Ready to pick a teamfight!
		Ready to use Bola!
		Ready to go gorgon on 'em!
		Ready to throw stones!
		Ready to rock! Oh my god, I didn't even mean to make a "petrify" joke, but I'm just too damn good!
		Ready to stone 'em!
Almost Ready		Bola's almost ready!
Cooldown		Bola's not ready!
Upgrade		Gorgon's gonna gorgon! You know what I'm saying?
		I'm still working out the kinks, but I think this baby's gonna work.
		Gotta be accurate with this baby.
		I'm stepping out of my "spray and pray" comfort zone.
		I hope they bunch up!
		Hitting people with a rock always gets- it just makes me feel better.
		I may not be able to spell "pentrification", but that ain't gonna matter after I turn them into a rock!
		Gotta be able to make an impact!
		I'm looking forward to see how this plays out.
		Time to throw stones, baby!
Use		I'll turn them to stone.
		Petrify!
		Throwing bola!
		This never gets old.
		Alright V, don't screw this up.
		This will take 'em out.
		The old gorgon special.
		We're having fun now!
		You know, they love this in Philly.
		Yeah, I don't fight fair.

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Killstreak

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4+		The momentum's going my way!
		Let's get this party started!
		Oh, no one's getting in our way.
		Maybe now people will start taking me seriously.
		Just give up, baby. No one's better than V!
8+		It's my time to shine, baby!
		Yeah, these guys ain't putting up much of a fight.
		This party ain't stopping anytime soon!
12+		I'm gonna mow you all down!
		Guys, why do you keep fighting me? You know what's gonna happen!
		I feel like Lash in a room full of Bebops.

Last Alive

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	Of course! Of course. I gotta rely on myself.
	God, it's always me versus the world!
	I can take 'em! Probably! Maybe... I don't know man, there's only one of me. Just have measured expectations, alright?

No Teammates Nearby

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	You're on a metaphorical island, V. Well, technically it's a literal island 'cause it's Manhattan, but the original point stands, and I need to be careful.
	Yeah, I'm... I'm all alone out here.
	Well, if I were them, I'd ambush me right about now.

Enemy Got Away

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	Come out and play!
	Dammit, where did they go?
	Come out- Don't hide! Just come out, so we can talk!

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Pre-Game

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	You guys look like you know how to party, am I right?
	Look at those chumps over there, no way we lose to them.
	Can I bum a smoke off of one of you guys?
	I never summoned a god before, this should be wacky!
	I'm tired of waiting, let's get this show on the road!

Hero-Specific Voice Lines

Allied Heroes

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Abrams	Pass on zipline	Unused		Hey Abeǃ
Bebop	Pass on zipline	Unused		Bebop, you suck!
Calico	Pass on zipline	Unused		Damn, I want her cat.
Dynamo	Pass on zipline	Unused		See you soon, Professor!
Fathom	Pass on zipline	Unused		I'm never swimming in the ocean again!
Grey Talon	Pass on zipline	Unused		See ya out there, Grey Talon!
Haze	Pass on zipline	Unused		Don't make eye contact.
Holliday	Pass on zipline	Unused		You make that hat work, Sheriff!
Infernus	Pass on zipline	Unused		See you soon, Infernus!
Ivy	Pass on zipline	Unused		Be back when I can, Ivyǃ
Kelvin	Pass on zipline	Unused		Good luck, Kelvin!
McGinnis	Pass on zipline	Unused		Be with you when I can, McG.
Lady Geist	Pass on zipline	Unused		Looking good, Geist!
Lash	Pass on zipline	Unused		God, he's so cool!
Mirage	Pass on zipline	Unused		Stay safe, Mirage.
Mo & Krill	Pass on zipline	Unused		Don't die, Mo!
Paradox	Pass on zipline	Unused		Hey, be careful out there, Paradox!
Pocket	Pass on zipline	Unused		I don't know how, but they can really pull off a scarf.
Raven	Pass on zipline	Unused		Now that looks like a guy that can afford to tip!
Seven	Pass on zipline	Unused		Now there goes one scary son of a bitch!
Shiv	Pass on zipline	Unused		Have fun knifing people!
Sinclair	Pass on zipline	Unused		See you out there, Sinclair!
Trapper	Pass on zipline	Unused		Good luck, Trapper!
Vindicta	Pass on zipline	Unused		Good hunting, Vindicta!
Viscous	Pass on zipline	Unused		I love that goo guy!
Warden	Pass on zipline	Unused		You know, that guy needs to smile more.
Wraith	Pass on zipline	Unused		Hey, we cool, Wraith?
Wrecker	Pass on zipline	Unused		Glad that thing's with us!
Yamato	Pass on zipline	Unused		Arigato, baby!

Enemy Heroes

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Abrams	Kill		Better luck next time, Abrams!
			Sorry, Abe!
			Took down the detective!
			Abrams is a tough bastard.
			I'll buy him some whiskey, he'll get over it.
Bebop	Kill		Now I get why Lash loves beating you up so much!
			That was for Lash!
			Bebop, just stop trying!
			Your time's over, Bebop! Just retire with what's left of your dignity.
			When are you gonna get the message, Bebop? You suck!
Calico	Kill		Took down Calico!
			Yeah, no one likes a cat lady.
			Snob.
			Turns out $2 words can't stop a bullet!
			I'm just, I'm tired of you acting like you're better than me!
Dynamo	Kill		Oh, your GED doesn't feel so fancy now, does it?
			You know what, I've never cared for teachers.
			Dynamo's down!
			I'm not waiting for you to do that weird black hole stuff.
			Go grade papers or something!
Grey Talon	Kill		Sorry, grandpa!
			Honestly, he probably only had, like, four months to live anyway.
			Killed the archer.
			Talon is down!
			Gun beats bow, I'm shocked!
Haze	Kill		Ah! If I wasn't on the Feds' radar before, I certainly am now.
			Not every day you get to kill a Sandman!
			I don't get why people are scared of her.
			The Feds ain't bringing me down!
			I took down Haze.
Holliday	Kill		Cops, man, when are they gonna learn?
			You're out of your jurisdiction, lady.
			Everyone with a badge thinks they're hard.
			Now I dealt with the Sheriff.
			Yeah, we don't need to worry about the Sheriff.
Infernus	Kill		What happened to you, Infernus?
			Fern, you used to be the man in New York! Now look at you.
			I'm never ending up like you, Infernus.
			They domesticated the hell outta you, didn't they, Infernus?
			I see why you got out of the game, you lost all the steps.
Kelvin	Kill		I wonder if I could pull off a parka.
			Ice guy's dead.
			You're a nice guy, Kelvin, but... nice don't really get you far.
			Not a fan of the cold!
			Took down Kelvin!
Lady Geist	Kill		Rich people, am I right?
			I kinda wanna steal her earrings.
			What the hell is wrong with her arm?
			Lady Geist is down!
			Took out Geist!
Lash	Kill		This is the best moment of my life!
			I love you.
			He's awesome, even when he dies!
			Probably a bad time to ask for an autograph?
			I'm a big fan.
McGinnis	Kill		Alright, well, whatever she's making, she's overpaid.
			Oh, some genius she turned out to be.
			Not your day, McG!
			Maggie Mac ain't shit!
			McGinnis, you aren't ready for someone like me!
Mirage	Kill		Dealt with Mirage.
			That guy needs to lighten up!
			Anything to stop that guy from yelling about the Djinn!
			"Inside voices", Mirage.
			Took out Mirage.
Mo & Krill	Kill		Not personal, Mo!
			I still love you, Krill!
			Good try, boys!
			Love you guys, but not enough to like, let you win.
			I'll swing by their hovel later to apologize, it'll be fine.
Paradox	Kill		Stopped the time thief!
			Paradox is outta commission!
			Yeah, won't be seeing Paradox for a while.
			Gotta say, she really makes the coat work.
			Okay, maybe next time, you guys shouldn't kick me out of the Paradox Museum!
Raven	Kill		Killed the spy.
			Raven's dead.
			Yeah, Raven won't be a problem.
			Get outta New York!
			Okay, that guy was dangerous.
Seven	Kill		Glad I'm walking away from that fight.
			That guy was nuts!
			Ok, that guy was bad news.
			Seven won't be bothering us for a while.
			I stopped Seven!
Sinclair	Kill		Sinclair's down!
			Save the bunny tricks for kids' parties!
			Took out the magician!
			No need to worry about Sinclair.
			Sinclair's out of the picture.
Vindicta	Kill		I took out their sniper.
			You got style, lady! I'm so sorry I had to kill ya!
			Shame you picked the wrong side, 'cause it's like, we could have been friends in a screwball comedy sorta way.
			You're good at killing people, Vindicta! I'm just great at it.
			Their sniper's dead.

Other Characters

Enemy Heroes

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Calico	Kill		Little weasel.
			There's nothing worse than a criminal without standards.
			I'm amazed she wasn't in jail.
			Vyper, you are the worst.
			I dealt with Vyper.
Holliday	Kill		You got greedy, Vyper!
			You're really bad at being a criminal, Vyper.
			Stopped Vyper!
			Try sliding away now.
			Thought you were supposed to be tough, Vyper.