Calico/Quotes

List of voice lines for Calico, as well as lines from other characters referencing Calico.

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	It's important to surround yourself with disposable- I mean, good people.
	It was smart to ask for my help.
	Greatness is a prison.
	I always get what I want. You'll see.
	Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
	What better way to show off my product than to kill a god?
	Hello, darlings!
	My, my, what a lovely group of miscreants we have.
	It's about someone had some class around here.
	I think you'll find I'm perfectly agreeable, as long as you do what I say.

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	I have business to attend to.
	Might as well catalog the items for next week's auction.
	I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
	Philistine!
	Take a good look at what a fool looks like, Ava.
	You don't expect me to sit around and wait for you come to your senses, do you?
	It's like I told my son, you are free to make all the horrible decisions you'd like.
	I would have handed you victory.
	Perhaps I overestimated you.
	You've made a grievous error.

Conversations

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Holliday	Yes		Holliday: Cute cat, what's her name? Calico: Ava. Holliday: You think it's safe, bringing her out here? Calico: Don't worry about us, sheriff. We'll be fine.
			Holliday: Rumor is, you were in the Baxter Society! Calico: I was. Holliday: You ever hear of something called "The Troubadour"? Calico: Enough to know to stay away from it.
			Calico: You're not much of a talker, are you? Holliday: No. Calico: God, you and Wesley would get along famously.
Vyper	Yes		Vyper: It's nice, to finally get to work with someone like me. Calico: I'm nothing like you. Vyper: Come on! we're a couple of tough broads who kill people for money. Calico: I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same. Vyper: Oh, Cal- you're soundin' a little classist there, C. Calico: Oh, I'm sounding a lot classist, because I'm nothing like you.
			Vyper: You know, when I was in the joint I heard stories about you. Calico: I didn't realise my exploits were things of New Jersey lore. Vyper: No, not New Jersey, Wisconsin! There's actually a lot of assassins in Wisconsin. Calico: Why? Vyper: Safehouses are cheap in Milwaukee, I dunno? Point is, word on the street is that you do sloppy work. Calico: Excuse me?! Vyper: There was something about... like a hit, that went bad? I don't remember all the details, honestly, Wisconsin hooch is top-shelf.
			Vyper: Three bucks for your cat. Calico: She's not for sale. Vyper: Tell you what, I'll bump it up to a crisp Lincoln. Calico: Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno-addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come. Vyper: You know, I like the way you threaten people, C. We're gonna be best friends, I can tell.

Abilities

Gloom Bombs

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Use		Enjoy.
		Throwing gloom.
		The dark will claim them.
		Darling, you don't have a chance.
		You can't stop this.
		Meet your end.
		These are your final moments.
		There is no mercy.
		Death awaits.
		I'll be the last thing you'll see.

Leaping Slash

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Use		Leaping!
		It's time to play.
		Sunder!
		They'll die by my hand.
		My power is absolute.
		I'm ready to have some fun!
		They won't evade me.
		Time to die.
		They're about to pay.
		They can't run from me.

Ava

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Upgrade		Ava, darling! Are you ready to get to work?
		Oh, what would I do without you, Ava?
		Oh, no time to make biscuits today, Ava. We have work to do.
		I love you, Ava!
		Thanks for joining mummy at her job, Ava!
		God, you are so precious.
		Who's a good girl?
		I'll always invest in you, my dear.
		You never let me down, Ava.
		I can always rely on Ava!
Use		Let's go for a walk, Ava.
		Time to move.
		I'll get into position.
		Ava!
		Let's see if they're prepared for this.
		The streets are mine to prowl.
		Catch me if you can.
		Let's go for a little stroll.
		Oh, thanks for your help, Ava.
		Ava, you are a dear!

Return to Shadows

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Use		Adieu. (Goodbye.)
		The shadows call, and I answer.
		I go where I wish.
		And for my next trick...
		Surprise!
		Initiating.
		Navigating!
		The shadows are my sword and shield.
		I'll see you soon.
		Farewell!

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Killstreak

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4+		A new era is coming.
		I am superior.
		This was even easier than I expected.
		Hmm. I thought they'd put up a fight. I guess I can be wrong.
		They really are rather pathetic, aren't they?
8+		This will go much easier if you just accept your fate.
		And this is what success looks like.
		I hold myself to the highest standards.
12+		I could kill them all day.
		I don't know what people are talking about. Subjugating your enemies is rather easy, isn't it?
		Welcome to the age of Calico.

Generic Pings

Pre-Game

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	Ava, take a look at all the lovely people we're about to murder!
	So, are all of you contract killers or am I just going to be a lion amongst the lambs?
	God, I love visiting New York.
	Well, Ava, what do you say we go summon an Elder God?
	I always forged my own path, but today I write my own destiny.
	I've waited for this day for far too long.

Hero-Specific Voice Lines

Enemy Heroes

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Abrams	Kill			Abrams, you picked a fight you were never going to win.
	Unkillable			Help me kill the detective.
				Just die, Abrams!
				Why isn't he dying?
Bebop	Kill			The scrap golem is no more.
				We don't need to worry about Bebop.
				Took down Bebop.
				Keep your hooks off my friends.
				Your creator should've built a more competent son.
	Kill (During Ult)			All you did was make yourself a stationary target.
				You didn't think that would work, did you?
				"A" for effort, Bebop.
	Hooked			Bebop has me.
				Noǃ
				Bebopǃ (Altː Bebop.)
Dynamo	Kill			You tried, professor. That must've count for something.
				Academics always think they're more important than they are.
				A thousand travel books aren't worth one real trip, Dynamo. You never had a chance.
				We have nothing to fear from Dynamo.
				Took care of the professor.
	Charges			Here comes Dynamo.
				He's looking for a black hole.
				Look out for Dynamoǃ
Fathom	Kill			If I didn't kill him, the Baxter Society would have eventually.
				Ugh, creatures of the deep.
				And now I'm fighting some sea tyrant. Lovely.
				Fathom is down.
				I dealt with Fathom.
Grey Talon	Kill			Grey Talon's down.
				Stopped the archer.
				You forced my hand, Wesley.
				The Baxter Society will mourn him, as will I.
				You're a relic of a bygone era, Talon.
	See Owl			Look out for the owl.
				The owl's here.
				Stay away from the owl.
Haze	Kill			Took down Haze.
				You aren't the first person who's tried to kill me, Haze.
				The OSIC needs to stay out of my affairs.
				The Assassin has been dealt with.
				It would seem that your talents are overblown.
	Kill (Invisible)			Nice try, Haze.
				I see everything.
				Of course I did that on purpose.
Holliday	Kill			If you can't stop me, what chance do you have against the Troubadour?
				You should've stayed in whatever backwater town you came from.
				Hollidayǃ Your grandfather would be rolling in his grave.
				You weren't ready for this fight, Holliday.
				A small-town sheriff couldn't accomplish what Scotland Yard has been trying to do for years. Surprise, surpise.
	Bounce Escape			Come back here, Hollidayǃ
				Cowardǃ
				You can't run forever, Holliday.
	Lassoed			Release me, Hollidayǃ
				Let me go, Holliday.
				You'll pay for this, Holliday.
Infernus	Kill			Farewell, Infernus.
				The barman is dead.
				Ooh, did the mean man burn you, Ava?
				Doused that flame.
				No more fires for you.
	Kill (During Ult)			Not so fast.
				That could have gone poorly.
				Stopped him just in time.
Ivy	Kill			The gargoyle's dead.
				I don't see why Mendoza couldn't stop her.
				I won't let you get in my way, Ivy.
				Ivy, you're not used to fighting a higher class of criminal.
				You aren't ready to fight someone like me, Ivy.
	Flies Away			You can't hide forever, Ivy.
				I'll get you Ivyǃ
				Of course she flew away. Why wouldn't she?
Kelvin	Kill			You're a clever man, Kelvin. Why did you think you could beat me?
				Your expedition has come to an end, Kelvin.
				The Ice White is dead.
				The bravest men are often the most stupid.
				Kelvin's down.
	Kill (On Ice Path)			This isn't Rockefeller Center.
				An adorable but futile effort.
				You were never going to escape me, Kelvin.
Lash	Kill			Lash, your ego will be your undoing.
				Stopped Lash.
				If I wanted to listen to arrogant twats, I'd go to Washington.
				Just go away, Lash.
	Kill (Mid Air)			Sometimes I even surprise myself!
				God, that felt good.
				I'm sure he'll be stewing over that.
Lady Geist	Kill			Given her condition, I did that lady a favor.
				Only a fool would make a deal with Oathkeeper.
				I could still smell her arrogance.
				There's few things worse than someone vastly overestimating their relevance.
				Lady Geist isn't a problem anymore.
	Ping Ult			Don't get close to Geist.
				Geist is looking to swap.
				Don't let Geist drain you.
Sinclair	Kill			Ugh, I hate magicians.
				Shame they couldn't conjure up talent.
				Sinclair is down.
				It's okay, Ava. No one's going to turn you into a rabbit anymore.
				Sinclair was out of their league.
McGinnis	Kill			Fairfax Industries needs a new engineer.
				You're brilliant, McGinnis, but brilliance will only get you so far.
				You rely on machines when you should be relying on yourself.
				Took down their support.
				McGinnis is out of commission.
	Destroy Turret			I'll break all of your machines, McGinnis.
				I'm not worried about Fairfax Industries' little toys.
				Keep planting your turrets, McGinnis, I'll keep destroying them.
Mirage	Kill			Nashala isn't getting what she paid for.
				I wish all my targets had you for a bodyguard.
				The Djinn's pet is dead.
				Good to know that the Djinn can't afford decent help.
				Mirage is down.
Mo & Krill	Kill			You got in my way, Krill.
				Took out the Mole Man.
				Not easy stopping those two.
				The Tunnel Rats are down.
				No more tunneling for you.
	Grabbed			The Mole Man has me.
				Release me this instant!
				Get this thing off me!
Paradox	Kill			Oh, I've always wanted to go toe-to-toe with Paradox.
				Love your museums, by the way.
				I was hoping our paths would never cross, Paradox.
				Next time, just stay out of my wayǃ
				You shouldn't have provoked me, Paradox.
	Kill (Post-Swap)			That was your big plan?
				You need to do better, Paradox.
				[Chuckle] Paradox thought she was sooo smart.
Pocket	Kill			Ah, youth.
				Pocket, just go home to your trust fund.
				I love tying up loose ends.
				I'm sure Maximilian will have questions.
				Was an unexpected surprise.
Raven	Kill			He was fun.
				Always a pleasure seeing you again, Raven.
				The Soviet Empire isn't going to be pleased with me.
				Oh, Raven, when will you learn?
				He'll get over it.
Seven	Kill			You're brilliant, Seven, but you're not me.
				I won't lie, I'm a little disappointed.
				I expected more from someone like you, Seven.
				Seven is down.
				For someone who fashions themselves a mastermind, you are remarkably easy to kill.
	Hiding From Ult			Take cover!
				Get behind something!
				Don't stay in the open.
Shiv	Kill			You may not be able to fight, but at least you have style.
				He won't last in the Society.
				Took down Shiv.
				You're the best Wesley could find?
				Love your hair, by the way.
	Unkillable			Damn it, Shiv, die!
				Help me kill Shiv.
				Shoot Shiv.
Trapper	Kill			No one will mourn you.
				He died as irrelevantly as he lived.
				You had no business being out here.
				You were never going to survive the Maelstrom, Trapper.
				I feel like I just lowered myself.
Vindicta	Kill			She was more dangerous than I expected.
				She had talent, she's just not me.
				Snipers are the wine coolers of assassins.
				Aim better next time.
				Took down their Sniper.
	Kill (Mid Air)			God, I hate snipers.
				She thought she was untouchable, didn't she?
				Oh, that was satisfying.
	Damaged By Snipe			Sniperǃ
				Look out for Vindicta.
				Vindicta's trying to pick us off.
Viscous	Kill			Took out Viscous.
				No, don't--ǃ Don't swallow the goo, Ava.
				Viscous won't be a problem for a while.
				The Deep should have chosen a more competent emissary.
				What a strange little creature.
Vyper	Kill			Little weasel.
				There's nothing worse than a criminal without standards.
				I'm amazed she wasn't in jail.
				Vyper, you are the worst.
				I dealt with Vyper.
Warden	Kill			Such misplaced conviction.
				Warden, one day you'll understand the cost of blind loyalty.
				Warden won't be hassling us for a bit.
				The alchemist is dead.
				Warden's down.
	See Ult			Get away from Warden!
				Here comes Warden.
				Don't let Warden get close.
Wraith	Kill			Sorry it had to go this way, Wraith.
				And here I hoped we could be friends.
				A pity you tried to fight me, Wraith.
				Wraith, we could have had so much fun together.
				Took out Wraith.
	Lifted			Put me down, Wraith!
				Damn you, Wraith!
				Wraith has me.
Wrecker	Kill			I stopped Wrecker.
				Killed the monstrosity.
				You can take the girl out of the Baxter Society...
				Did that mean creature try to eat you, Ava? It's okay. Mummy killed it.
				I'm no one's meal.
Yamato	Kill			The Seventh Moon's time is coming to an end.
				She seemed rather dour.
				Yamato, you may be deadly, but you're not me.
				You have power, Yamato. You just don't know what to do with it.
				Yamato's down.
	Starts Ult			Keep away from Yamato!
				Back away from Yamato.
				Be ready for Yamato.