The Doorman/Voice lines

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Voice lines

Sounds

List of voice lines for The Doorman, as well as lines from other characters referencing The Doorman.

The Doorman voice lines compilation

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Audio	Transcription
	I am at your service.
	I am honored to serve at your pleasure.
	I think you’ll find the service at The Baroness to be… exemplary.
	I find perception and reality intersect far less than most would think.
	May your time in New York be unforgettable.
	After the ritual is complete, if you’d like tickets to South Pacific, don’t be afraid to ask.
	At The Baroness, we always strive for perfection.
	Today will be a day unlike any other, I assure you.
	New York is a fascinating place, isn’t it? You never know who you’re going to meet.
	It’s important to never overlook the help.

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Audio	Transcription
	I’m afraid a doorman’s job is never done.
	Alas, my duties at The Baroness consume me today.
	Sadly, the guests at The Baroness demand my attention.
	I think that today, I shall simply remain a humble doorman.
	Do come back again.
	When you need me, I’ll be ready.
	The Baroness will gladly open its doors to you, should you wish it.
	Best of luck with the Patrons today.
	I don’t feel the need to insert myself in the Patrons little spat.
	After the ritual, you should stop by our lounge. Francis makes a lovely Martini.

Conversations

Hero	Complete?	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	No		The Doorman: Good luck unburdening yourself from the tome, detective. Abrams: The Doorman: The ritual is about to begin, perhaps we can discuss this later.
			Abrams: The Doorman: I wouldn’t dream of getting in front of you.
			Abrams: The Doorman: I appreciate your concerns for my safety, but they are unneeded. I’ll be fine.
Bebop	Yes		The Doorman: Bebop, if we survive the ritual, please let me treat Miss Shelly to a spa day at The Baroness. Bebop: That’s really kind of you, thank you! The Doorman: I wish I could offer more for her… Bebop: But that’s what the Patrons are for, mate.
			Bebop: So, uh... what'cha plan on doing once I pull 'em in? The Doorman: I push them away. Bebop: That… kinda defeats the purpose of me pullin‘em in, right? The Doorman: Kind of, yes… Bebop: This isn’t gonna go well, is it? The Doorman: Not the ideal pairing, no... But I’m sure we can make it work.
			The Doorman: Are you scared? Bebop: Yeah, but not for me.
Calico	No		The Doorman: Lovely to see you again, Miss Calico. Calico: The Doorman: I haven’t. Calico: The Doorman: Oh, that would spoil the fun. Calico: The Doorman: You wouldn’t have it any other way.
			The Doorman: So, are you just in New York for the ritual or do you have… professional interests in town? Calico: The Doorman: Ah, seeing old friends?
			Calico: The Doorman: In the unlikely event of it being necessary she will be treated like a queen at The Baroness. Calico: The Doorman: My pleasure.
Dynamo	No		The Doorman: Professor, a little birdie told me you have an anniversary coming up! Dynamo: The Doorman: Thoughtful in the extreme.
			Dynamo: The Doorman: I will be sure to let Jaques know, it will make his day.
			The Doorman: Most men would be terrified at what we’re about to face, yet you seem remarkably composed. Dynamo: The Doorman: Ah.
Grey Talon	Yes		The Doorman: I’m excited to get a front row seat to you throwing your life away for revenge. Grey Talon: It’s not “throwing it away” if they die. The Doorman: I’m sure your wife will see it the same way. Grey Talon: Shut up. The Doorman: I forget myself; please accept my apology.
			Grey Talon: How are things at The Baroness? The Doorman: They’ve been running smoothly since the Baxter Society’s intervention. Grey Talon: That’s good to hear. The Doorman: It is. There are some sins that not even bottomless mimosas can make up for.
			Grey Talon: The Baroness still the most haunted hotel in America? The Doorman: Just the tri-state area, I’m afraid. That ghastly business in Macomb pulled a lot of mid-west specters. Grey Talon: Sorry. The Doorman: It’s fine. I imagine today will put things back on track.
Lady Geist	Yes		Lady Geist: You work at The Baroness, yes? The Doorman: Indeed. Lady Geist: That hotel used to be magical, until its standards went to hell. The Doorman: I will lodge your complaint with the management. Lady Geist: Be sure that you do. The Doorman: I will.
			Lady Geist: I hope you don’t expect a tip for helping me. The Doorman: I wouldn’t dream of expecting anything from you, Lady Geist.
			The Doorman: And how is Oathkeeper treating you these days? Lady Geist: Oathkeeper is not your concern. The Doorman: Just being polite. Lady Geist: I’d rather you be silent. The Doorman: You’re as charming as ever, Lady Geist.
Mina	Yes		The Doorman: How are you doing, Miss Ha? Mina: I tried not to talk to the help. The Doorman: Very well.
			Mina: So, what do you plan on doing to help? Holding open a door while I do all the work? The Doorman: Something like that. Mina: Lame.
			Mina: You could’ve at least changed when you got off of work. The Doorman: I did. Mina: You’re still wearing your uniform. The Doorman: Ah, but this one’s freshly pressed.
Paige	Yes		The Doorman: You should host a storytelling event at The Baroness sometime. Paige: You think people would come? The Doorman: The Baroness hosts a wide variety of guests. I’m sure most would be delighted to have you, and the ones that don’t will regret their decision later in life. Paige: That’s very kind of you to say. The Doorman: Yours is a rare gift. Only a fool wouldn’t delight in it.
			Paige: So, how long have you worked at The Baroness? The Doorman: Since its inception. Paige: You must like it then. The Doorman: Well, I tormented man for so long that serving them still retains its novel charm. Paige: What? The Doorman: Don’t worry about it, the ritual is about to begin.
			Paige: So, what’s your name? The Doorman: I am The Doorman. Paige: Well, I know that’s your job, but what’s your name? The Doorman: The Doorman. Paige: Well that’s not your name. The Doorman: It’s not, but for my purposes in New York it helps me stay grounded, that I am here to serve and not to rule. Paige: What if I called you… Brian? The Doorman: No.
Victor	Yes		The Doorman: After the ritual, you should stop by The Baroness. Our house tailor is top-notch, should any part of you… pop loose. Victor: That place might be a little fancy for someone like me. The Doorman: Oh, The Baroness does not discriminate, my friend. I assure you that you will be well taken care of.
			The Doorman: You look weary. Victor: That’s because I am. The Doorman: What troubles you? Victor: I’m a shambling mass of dead bodies, what doesn’t trouble me?
			Victor: You like working at the hotel? The Doorman: I do. It’s quite rewarding. Victor: Catering to rich people is rewarding? The Doorman: Observing humanity is.

Abilities

Call Bell

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		Call Bell is ready.
Almost Ready		Call Bell's almost ready.
Cooldown		Call Bell's on cooldown.
Upgrade		I'll disrupt their aim.
		I need to be able to defend myself.
		I'll do my best to slow down the mob.
		Hurting them is fine, but vexing them is even better.
		They will find fighting us more difficult than they expect.
		Hard to shoot straight when your ears are ringing.
		I'll influence the fight with a subtle hand.
		They won't expect this.
		Their aim will be less true.
		If I need to intervene, so be it.
Use		A gift from The Baroness.
		Enjoy.
		Allow me to deal with them.
		This should help.
		You’re not welcome here.
		You’ve overstayed your welcome.
		I’ll deal with the hooligan.
		Begone.
		Away with you.
		Ah-ah, move along, please.
Use (low health)		I'll stop them!
		I'll do what I can!
		You won't win!
		Leave them to me.
		I won't give up.

Doorway

Doorway is The Doorman's second ability, but his voice line files label it as "power3".

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		Doorway is ready.
Almost Ready		Doorway's almost ready.
Cooldown		Doorway's on cooldown.
Upgrade		I must be clever when placing these.
		I will warp reality to my whim.
		Time to break some minds.
		To those with real power, the rules of reality are mere suggestions!
		I will build a path for my allies.
		Such wonders I will show them.
		To the clever mind, this will assure victory.
		I will go where I desire.
		I will bridge a gap between reality.
		We will stride across time and space.
Use		Opening passage.
		Unlocking the door.
		Allow me to be your guide.
		Step this way, please.
		Allow me to be of assistance.
		Right this way.
		After you.
		It’s an honor to be of service.
		Shall we?
		Destiny awaits.
Use (low health)		Opening passage.
		Creating door.
		I still have time to escape!
		I need to think fast!
		Time to get a little creative.

Luggage Cart

Luggage Cart is The Doorman's third ability, but his voice line files label it as "power2".

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		Luggage Cart is ready.
Almost Ready		Luggage Cart's almost ready.
Cooldown		Luggage Cart's on cooldown.
Upgrade		The weak are easily dispersed.
		I'll send them away.
		They won't get close to me.
		Ready to send them away.
		I'll have the luggage cart ready.
		I'll dismiss them with a wave of my hand.
		Our enemies will be sent flying!
		I'll launch them across the battlefield.
		I have a way of dealing with unwanted guests.
		The uncouth will be dismissed.
Use		You rang?
		You bore me.
		Excuse me.
		If I may have a word.
		Forgive the intrusion.
		I need to step in.
		This will never do.
		Not today.
		I believe my assistance is needed.
		A trivial display of power.
Use (low health)		I'll send them away!
		Begone!
		Leave this place.
		Get away from me.
		Like swatting a gnat!

Hotel Guest

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		The Baroness is ready to receive new guests.
		Ready to banish our enemies!
		Ready to tear their minds asunder.
		Ready to take them to the Baroness.
		The Baroness is ready.
		Ready to pull them off the battlefield.
		I will usher them to realms unimaginable.
		Ready to show them what real power looks like!
		Ready to bend reality.
		Ready to warp time and space.
Almost Ready		The Baroness is almost ready.
Cooldown		Hotel Guest's on cooldown.
Upgrade		No one resists the call of the Baroness.
		I look forward to checking in new guests.
		The Baroness has rooms for everyone.
		The Baroness will receive our foes with open arms.
		I can't wait to see the comment cards our guests will fill!
		I'll make sure the rooms are prepared.
		They will never forget their stay at the Baroness.
		The august halls of the Baroness await them.
		They will die surrounded by the finest of luxury.
		The Patrons won't mind if I put my thumb on the scale a little.
Use		Checking in.
		Welcome to The Baroness.
		Enjoy your stay.
		I’ll take you to your room.
		Your elevator awaits.
		The Baroness opens its arms for you.
		The Baroness awaits.
		Let me show you upstairs.
		Your stay will be unforgettable.
		I’ll get you settled.
Use (low health)		[Laughter]
		You almost had me!
		Welcome to the Baroness.
		Enjoy your stay.
		Right where I want you.
Use (taunt)		Welcome to The Baroness.
		I hope you enjoy your stay here.
		Please, enjoy our hospitality.
		Such secrets The Baroness can show you.
		[Laughter]
		All you have to do is walk toward that door.
		The Baroness is always looking for new guests.
		I hope your time at The Baroness is unforgettable.
		Please, forgive the mess, The Baroness is mid-renovation.

Hotel Guest Taunt - Hero Specific

Hero	Audio	Transcription
Abrams		The tomb will pull you down with it, Abrams. It is inevitable.
Bebop		Know this, Bebop: when Miss Shelly dies, it will be because of your failure.
Billy		Billy, you are impressively uninteresting.
Calico		Look on the bright side, Calico. When your body rots, I’ll take care of your cat.
The Doorman		Now this is certainly unexpected.
Drifter		[Whistling]
Dynamo		Professor, be honest with yourself. You’re never getting your body back.
Grey Talon		Talon, you couldn’t save your family and you can’t save yourself.
Haze		Keep calling yourself a Sandman instead of executioner. Maybe you’ll believe it.
Holliday		You failed to stop the Troubadour in Macomb, and you’ll fail again in New York.
Infernus		You thought you put your past behind you, but it will be your undoing.
Ivy		If you’re here with me, who is protecting the Arroyos from Mendoza?
Kelvin		You pushed away Edrick for his ambitions, yet remained a slave to your own.
Lady Geist		That ward on your arm won’t hold forever, Geist. Oathkeeper is coming for you.
Lash		Oh look, a stevedore with delusions of grandeur.
McGinnis		Your creations are responsible for the deaths of millions, McGinnis, you’re a monster.
Mina		You’re a nobody, Mina. You don’t have a chance at becoming viscount.
Mirage		Wyoming is a pipe dream, Mirage. The Djinn are doomed.
Mo & Krill		Maurice, Krill is just dead weight. Kill him.
		Krill, Maurice would be better off if he never met you.
Paige		You’re not the hero of your story. You’re a footnote in mine.
Paradox		What will the Paradox council think when you fail in truly spectacular fashion?
Pocket		Why couldn’t you have just died, like your family wanted? It would have saved us a lot of trouble.
Seven		Seven, your ambition got you killed once, why haven’t you learned your lesson?
Shiv		The Baxter Society will turn on you, Shiv. It’s only a matter of time.
Sinclair		You will be bound to each other for eternity.
Victor		You weren’t made for great purpose, you were made on a whim, to satisfy some scientist’s hubris.
Vindicta		You can’t put a bullet through hate, Vindicta. Hathorne will win.
Viscous		Humans don’t understand the problems of the Deep because they don’t care about the problems of the Deep.
Vyper		Oh, why bother taunting you, you’re going to die of liver failure anyway.
Warden		You’re not a man, you’re a war doll, fixing mommy and daddy’s failures.
Wraith		Your aspirations are about to come crashing down, Wraith. The house always wins.
Yamato		The only way you’ll ever honor your brother is by falling on his sword.

Removed/Unused Voice Lines

Voice lines that were either removed from the game files or have no triggers to be played in-game.

Abilities

Hotel Guest Taunt

Unused longer variants of Hotel Guest taunts.

Generic

Audio	Transcription
	You are, of course, welcome to stay at The Baroness for as long as you’d like. I do hope you enjoy your visit.
	Right now, I’m sure your mind is reeling. Questioning your very eyes, if not your sanity.
	The hallowed halls of The Baroness welcome all. We do not discriminate. Stay as long as you’d like.
	Time slips away, as does your worry. Well, I suppose your worry is likely mounting as we speak, but eventually, it will give way to... inevitability. And from there, to the sweet blackness of the void.
	Your friends are alone. Likely dying, while you sit here basking in the finest luxuries this plane can offer. You can try to save them, but why? You’re already too late.
	Why die on the streets of Manhattan, like a common criminal? Die here in The Baroness, like a celebrity, with creative demons and a substance abuse problem.
	Personally, I’m impressed with your will to live. It’s futile, and pointless, but inspiring. Like watching a colony of ants, working to carrying a strawberry, blissfully unaware of the gardener turning on the hose.
	Thank you for giving your life at The Baroness Hotel. Gratuities are never expected, but always appreciated.
	The Patrons have waited centuries to be summoned, they can wait a little longer. Stay. Enjoy the sauna and Egyptian cotton sheets. Let the troubles of the world melt away.

Hero Specific

Hero	Audio	Transcription
Abrams		The tome is an impossible burden, detective. Why don’t you lay your head down and enjoy the amenities that The Baroness can offer.
Bebop		How much of your time is spent taking care of Miss Shelly, Bebop? The double life you lead must be exhausting. Take some time for yourself, you deserve it.
Billy		Normally, I would take this time to make you confront your inner demons, but in order to do that, you’d have to be a person with some sort of actual passion and drive, but you’re not! You’re a caricature of outrage, a contrarian who thinks that hating something is the same thing as being interesting. So please leave, you’re dreadfully boring.
Calico		I see you, Calico. Your heart is cold, but it is not dead. There is a part of you that has not buried the past. It’s not too late to rethink your choices. Stay a while. The Baroness has a way of calming the tempest of the mind.
The Doorman		Reality twists and bends around you. How can this be? Has The Baroness turned on its loyal servant, or has a fledgling god lost his mind in the face of the Patrons?
Drifter		Your heart beats faster as you find yourself in new territory. Slowly, but surely, realizing that here you are no predator, merely vermin scuttling down the hall. It wont be long before you find yourself feeling something that’s eluded you for centuries: fear.
Dynamo		Professor, a little birdie told me that your anniversary is coming up. How wonderful! I would love to extend The Baroness’ hospitality to you and your wife.
Grey Talon		Wesley. You dedicated your life to protecting others, but in the end, you couldn’t protect your son. Or his wife. Or their children. How many moments of their lives did you miss because you were too busy? Because you were traveling for work, because your calling was important and your family would be there when you return. Yes, their lives were stolen, but it was you who robbed them of a father. Well done.
Haze		The OSIC is lucky to have you, Haze. Your commitment to your work is an inspiration, but even you deserve some R&R. Why don’t you take a PTO day at The Baroness?
Holliday		I can only imagine the horrors you witnessed in Macomb. Rest, Holliday, and put aside your trauma for tomorrow.
Infernus		You ruined many lives, Infernus. Do you really think that saving Hank’s bar will make up for the harm you caused?
Ivy		Ivy, you’re a good person, and I have no desire to torment you here. Just know this: In five years, one of the Arroyos is going to die, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Kelvin		You wrestle with so much guilt. The things you know you did and, even more horrifying, the things you forgot. But at The Baroness, you don’t need to worry about Edrick or the expedition. Let me lighten the load.
Lady Geist		Lady Geist, I have the most wonderful room for two. I’m sure that you and Oathkeeper will be happy at The Baroness.
Lash		Lash, Lash, Lash. You have been such a naughty boy lately. Whatever should I do with you?
McGinnis		The pursuit of excellence is a marathon, not a sprint. And while you are miles ahead of your competition, you still have miles to go. So please, take this time to rejuvenate yourself and relax. Fairfax Industries will be there tomorrow. You can take some me-time today.
Mina		Mina, Mina, Mina. Your future was stolen from you by an assassin’s bullet and replaced with the promise of eternal youth. We both know how well that’s turned out for you. You’re a child, just learning to play a game that others have spent hundreds of years perfecting. You are destined to fail.
Mirage		Wyoming can wait, Mirage. If your goal is to protect Nashala, there is no safer place in the world than The Baroness.
Mo & Krill		Maurice, Krill is dead weight. An albatross, whose petty schemes have driven you to hide in the muck, like a common criminal. But you’re not common, you’re exceptional. Free yourself of him and see this for yourself.
		Krill, your brilliant shines in the dark, but it would be radiant in the sun. Why do you lower yourself to Maurice’s standards? Your blind loyalty to him has cost you opportunity after opportunity. Cast him aside. Accept who you are.
Paige		Patience! You now find yourself the Alice to my Cheshire Cat. So please, indulge in your personal Lewis Carroll fantasy as long as you wish. Such wonderful sights and experiences await you here at The Baroness.
Paradox		I know what you’re thinking, Paradox. Sadly there are no tchotchkes for you to take as a souvenir from your time at The Baroness. Just the memory of an unforgettable experience.
Pocket		Arin, your mother and father love you, and would be glad to see you come ho-... [Breaks into laughter] Sorry, I tried, but I couldn’t keep a straight face, you have no home
Seven		I’d offer you advice, but I know you wouldn’t take it. Good luck on your pursuit, Seven. I hope, in the end, the price that you paid was worth it.
Shiv		You don’t belong in the Baxter Society, Shiv, you know this. But there will always be a place for you here at The Baroness.
Sinclair		You were in love once, but that has given way to spite and jealousy. You don’t need a divorce, you need time together. Why don’t you stay in our honeymoon suite?
Victor		You’ve looked so hard for answers, Victor, yet they still elude you... It must be exhausting. Take a moment to rest. The mysteries of your past will be there tomorrow.
Vindicta		Vindicta, how many lives have you claimed? Do they weigh on you? If so, rest, and purge yourself of that nagging sense of guilt. If not, take a moment to revel in the fruits of your labor.
Viscous		I suppose The Baroness is much like the cube. A warm refuge where you get to feel the glorious embrace of oblivion.
Vyper		I’ve seen you eye The Baroness as you stumble through Manhattan. Wondering what life could be like if you were the sort of person worthy of its hospitality. Vyper, I’m here to tell you that you are worthy. Just stay. You belong here.
Warden		What do you want, Warden? I can’t restore the childhood you were denied, but you can be happy here. All you have to do is choose to stay.
Wraith		You’re a gambling woman, right Wraith? I bet you don't have the will to stay here until I'm finished talking. You're probably scoffing at the idea right now: „why would I do that, there’s nothing to gain?” and yet you’re curious. Maybe the risk is worth the reward. Maybe there is a carrot at the end of the stick. Even as your life is slowly ebbing from your body, you wonder if this is a trick. Some sort of meta-commentary that is challenging you, and if you stay the course, riches await. They don't. Well, maybe they do, and this is part of the trick. Maybe I'm desperate to stall time because I need you to back out before you gain immeasurable power. Are you still alive? I can keep talking. You're fun.
Yamato		Your brother died to save your life, Kaori, and what do you have to show for it? A life of exile in a country full of people that can't be bothered to learn your real name, and an organization that is a shadow of its former glory. Just give up Kaori. Sorry, I forgot it’s “Yamato” now.