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List of voice lines for Lash, voiced by Andrew Bowen, as well as lines from other characters referencing Lash.

Lash voice lines compilation

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Audio	Transcription
	When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.
	You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.
	Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I can tell 'em... "you're welcome".
	Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.
	Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache. (Alt: Reason number 31 I'm better than Bebop: I know how to actually throw a bomb.)
	Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
	See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.
	The only demons I can't punch... are my own.
	Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.
	I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you. (Alt: I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's, uh... I mean it's a curse, really. You know, I rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.)
	It's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.
	Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
File:Lash select 13 charity.mp3	You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.

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Audio	Transcription
	Ahaha, ah, good one. Wait, you're serious?
	Okay. Yeah, that was smart, don't pick me. Haha. See what happens.
	It's fine. The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to, cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
	Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so- Ahah. Yeah, no worries.
	I understand, you wanna feel a challenge. See what it's like to not be the god of combat.
	Oh, Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
	The Lash is going to take a "me day".
	Not surprising. It takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
	You don't need to be intimidated by me, I am quite approachable.
	Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life-drawing class.

Conversations

Hero	Complete?	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Yes		Lash: Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work. Abrams: My name's... Abrams. Lash: Probably not gonna remember that. Abrams: After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that? Lash: Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.
			Lash: I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash. Abrams: You are somethin' else. Lash: Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.
			Lash: So, what does it feel like? Abrams: Excuse me? Lash: Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like? Abrams: Nauseating? Lash: No need to be nervous. I am approachable. Abrams: Oh god...
Drifter	Yes		Lash: So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo? Drifter: They call me the Drifter. Lash: Don't know if that has a better mouthfeel, but whatever Mobo, it's your life.
			Drifter: Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about? Lash: Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness. Drifter: Yeah, it's you.
			Drifter: Heard you like hurting people, Lash. Lash: I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt, that's on them, not me.
Dynamo	Yes		Lash: If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course on being amazing, the Lash is happy to oblige. Dynamo: I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is. Lash: Don't underestimate the Lash professor, it never works out.
			Lash: So, how long have you been with the ol' ball and chain? Dynamo: Don't talk about Marla like that. Lash: Just making conversation. Dynamo: And I'm telling you to stop disrespecting my wife.
			Lash: What's the first thing you're gonna do when the Lash gets your body back? Dynamo: I believe you mean the Patron - and to answer your question... give Marla a hug and not let go for three months.
Grey Talon	Yes		Lash: How you feelin' old man? Grey Talon: I was feeling better before you started talking. Lash: I get it. It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up. Grey Talon: Lash: God damn right they are.
			Lash: You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society? Grey Talon: I do. Your prowess is undeniable. Lash: Boosh. Grey Talon: You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence. Lash: Obviously. Grey Talon: Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
			Grey Talon: If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together. Lash: Grandpa, all you need to do to win is to kick back and watch the Lash do his thing. Grey Talon: This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
Haze	Yes		Lash: Well, lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show. Haze: This is gonna be a looong day. Lash: Hah, best day of your life. Haze: Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
			Lash: The Lash and the Sandman. That sounds like a movie, doesn't it? Haze: Sure. Lash: I see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man, an emotionally unavailable killing machine, a little action, a lot of sexual tension... Haze: Does he die at the end? Lash: Yeah... haha, you get it.
			Haze: People hate you, Lash. Lash: Y'know, it's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.
Holliday	Yes		Lash: So... you using that rope for work or recreation? Holliday: You are such a pig. Lash: Nah babe... I'm Lash. Holliday: Shut up!
			Lash: Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city? Holliday: I'm tracking down a serial killer. Lash: If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in. Holliday: Oh my god, I hate you.
			Holliday: Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible. Lash: What's in it for me? Holliday: I don't knock your teeth in. Lash: The Lash accepts.
Ivy	Yes		Lash: Looking forward to working with you, Ivy. Ivy: Really? Lash: You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that is impressive. Ivy: Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me. Lash: Stupid people tend to say stupid things. Ivy: Hmph!
			Ivy: Do we have a plan? Lash: You think we need one? Ivy: Probably? Lash: Ivy, a plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need is The Lash. Ivy: We need... you? Lash: Goddamn right you do.
			Ivy: Why do you hate Bebop so much? Lash: You've obviously never met Bebop. Ivy: He seems nice. Lash: He's stupid!
Lady Geist	Yes		Lash: Well, take a look at green-armed Sally. Lady Geist: Don't talk to me. Lash: That's fine by me, I'm just happy lookin'. Lady Geist: Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation. Lash: It's a date.
			Lady Geist: Tell me you're competent. Lash: Competent? No. I am god's gift to combat. Lady Geist: I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant. Lash: Yes.
			Lash: Now, what's a lady whose got everything need from the Patrons? Lady Geist: We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence. Lash: They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers. Lady Geist: We are neither.
McGinnis	Yes		Lash: Ahh, so the Lash is working with the kid genius. McGinnis: I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius. Lash: No need to get defensive, McG. McGinnis: No need for pet names, "Lash-hole". Lash: I like you.
			Lash: Are you ready to watch greatness in action? McGinnis: Are you?
			McGinnis: You can go over my walls, right? Lash: You talkin' metaphorical or literal? McGinnis: I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean. Lash: Maggie Mac, if you wanna say you got a crush on the Lash, you don't need to pull my hair, you can just say so. McGinnis: Shut up.
Seven	Yes		Lash: Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman. Seven: I'm not interested in chit-chat. Lash: That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation. Seven: There is no conversation. Lash: The Lash does it again.
			Seven: They say you have quite the ego. Lash: Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things. Seven: On this, we can agree.
			Seven: You're the pitfighter, yes? Lash: Uh... You mispronounced "champion". Seven: How silly of me. Lash: Mistakes happen, Glowstick. Seven: What did you call me? Lash: Glowstick. It's your new nickname. Seven: Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes. Lash: Seven it is!
Victor	Yes		Lash: You should fight in the bear pit. Victor: I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies. Lash: It's not a literal bear pit. It's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me. Victor: I think I'll pass. Lash: Your loss.
			Lash: Ready to do this Patchwork? Victor: That's not my name. Lash: Yeah, but there's no way I'm going to remember your name. This is a mnemonic. Victor: Patchwork isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty. Lash: You got me there, Patches!
			Lash: Here's a plan, Corpse Boy. You draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day. Victor: By the time you save the day, they'll be laughing over my dead body. Lash: Exactly! That's when The Lash catches them flat-footed. Victor: What good does that do me? Lash: It gives your sad life meaning, and that should be enough.
Vyper	Yes		Vyper: I can't believe I'm here next to you. Lash: That's what The Lash does, makes dreams come true. Vyper: You smell even better when you're awake.
			Lash: Sooo Vyper. Vyper: Who do you want dead? Lash: Mmm, no one? Vyper: Just makin' sure, cause I got two hands, a knife, and real bad impulse control. So what do you need? Lash: Nothin'. You're great. Vyper: Yeah, we are.
			Vyper: You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail? Lash: Yeah, they were very specific. Vyper: Yeah, well, you know, I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, so wanted to make sure they stood out. Lash: Ooh, haha, they did. Vyper: Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh? Lash: No, I, uh, I really didn't.
Wraith	Yes		Wraith: Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight. Lash: Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit. Wraith: I lost a lot of money. Lash: You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.
			Lash: So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop. Wraith: You're the guy that lost to Bebop. Lash: One time. Wraith: One time is all it takes to be a loser. Lash: Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")
			Lash: Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city. Wraith: You're insufferable. Lash: I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.

Abilities

Not all voice lines listed here trigger in-game.

Ground Strike

Also referred to as Dive Strike intermittently.

Ground Strike Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power2" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power1".

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		Ground strike's ready.
Almost Ready		Ooh, down strike's almost ready!
Cooldown		Ground strike's on cooldown!
Upgrade		Divekicks are the new uppercut.
		Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with panache. (Alt: Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with style.)
		First, I'll knock 'em up, and then I'll knock 'em down. (Alt: First, I knock 'em up - whoo bshh! - and then I knock 'em down, wha bam!)
		I can't wait to send them airborne!
		This used to be an uppercut, sigh, then I grew as a person. Y'know, meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts because he sucks.
		So here's how this works, I fly in, fwoosh - boom! Then I kick them in the face.
		Yeah, I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred-billion times cooler when I do it mid-air!
		The best part isn't launching them in the air, it's knowing that they're cursing my name while I'm launching them in the air.
		They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
		I could start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this. I mean, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.
Use		Dive strike! (Alt delivery: Dive strike!)
		Droppin' in.
		[Loud grunting]
		You wanna mess with me?
		I'm about to show you why I'm the best.
		I can do this all day!
		Havin' fun yet?
		Tired of gettin' your ass kicked?
		Ground pound!
		Let's dance, buddy.
		You won't stop me!
		Boosh.
Use (low health)		Who said that we were done?
		The fight ends when I say it ends.
		Oh, you think you got me beat?
		I'll be the one walking away!
		I'm puttin' you in the dirt.

Grapple

Grapple Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power1" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power2".

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		The Lash is *always* ready.
Almost Ready		Grapple's almost ready!
Cooldown		Lash is on cooldown.
Upgrade		No one runs from me!
		They can try to run. It's not gonna work out well for 'em, but they can try.
		Oh, I'm gonna crater 'em.
		It's my bread and butter baby!
		Every time I hear someone scream in frustration, I just get a big ol' smile on my face!
		I'm gonna be bouncin' all around that battlefield.
		I can come at them from anywhere.
		They won't see me comin', but boy, will they know I"ve been there.
		Every time they think they're safe, I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
		Is flyin' in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so who cares?
		Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
Use		Try to run!
		I gotcha!
		I'm comin' baby!
		Here comes the Lash!
		I'm about to ruin your day.
		Here I come!
		Let's go! (Alt: Let's go.)
		You wanna mess with the Lash?
		Start running!
		[Laughter] Oh!
Use (low health)		On the move!
		I am not dead yet baby!
		Not givin' up!
		God I feel alive!
		Let's up the ante!

Flog

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		Flog's ready.
Almost Ready		Ahh, Flog's almost ready!
Cooldown		Flog's on cooldown.
Upgrade		I'll stay in the fight.
		I gotta keep the dance goin'!
		Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick. This helps me keep it interesting.
		I can outlast everyone. (Alt: First, I throw this when I'm flyin' in - fwoom spoo! And then I punch them, wuh bshh, into oblivion.)
		Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
		If they think they can stand toe to toe with me, they are going to have a beautifully bad day.
		They'll try to stand up to the Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
		Practical and recreational.
		I'll whip 'em into shape! (Alt delivery: I'll whip 'em into shape.)
		They don't know who the best is? [scoff] They're about to find out.
		If I'm gonna be up close, I need to be ready.
		I am ready to get my hands dirty.
		Well, let's go ruin their lives!
		I'm going to destroy them with this.
		They're not gonna know what hit 'em.
		Ready to make an impact!
		Time to show 'em I'm not messin' around.
		Ready to take 'em apart!
		Awh, I'm gonna make this look good.
		Time to put down some rivals.
Use		Whippin' 'em!
		No one's outlasting me.
		Oh my God! [chuckle] You thought you were making progress!
		Don't you get it? I'm playing with you.
		You gonna run? Or do you want me to slap you around some more?
		You're not taking me down.
		You want a piece of the Lash?!
		I got a little somethin' for everybody.
		Let's see how you do against the Lash.
		I got ya number, baby!
		We're not losing to them!
		You think you've got the best of me?
		You're in trouble now.
		Come on!
		They're not even trying.
		They are just begging to get killed by me.
		Keep 'em comin'!
Use (low health)		No one is killing me!
		Gotta land this...
		Need a second wind, come on!
		Come on Lash, you can outlast 'em!
		Just need to hang on a little longer!

Death Slam

Note: Lash's cooldown ping for abilities use the filename structure "lash_ping_use_ability4" instead of typical ones.

Context	Audio	Transcription
Ready		[Singing] Death Slam's ready!
		Ready to Death Slam!
		Death Slam's ready!
		Ready to use Death Slam!
		Ready to pick up and slam 'em down!
		Ready to do my thing!
		Ready to show 'em what Lash is all about!
		Lash is ready to do what the Lash does best!
		Ready to pick someone off!
		Death Slam is good to go!
		Say the word and I will Death Slam the shit out of them!
		What time is it? Lash time.
		Who's ready to see me be amazing?
		They're about to get Lash-ed.
		I'll slam 'em down, you guys take 'em out!
		The Lash is ready to be a team player!
		Time for the Lash attack!
		Are you ready to watch perfection in action?
Almost Ready		[Chuckle] Death Slam's almost ready!
Cooldown		Death Slam's on cooldown. [sigh]
Upgrade		The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror. Heh.
		I'll throw 'em around!
		They get too close they'll regret it.
		Now this is how you finish a fight.
		If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer.
		This'll stop anyone.
		Time to play "catch" with some inferior fighters.
		I don't just *end* fights, I do it with style.
		There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
		They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow - fwoo psshh!
Use		Die!
		You're mine!
		Here's the grand finale.
		Taking you out.
		You're in the big leagues now, bitch!
		You can give up whenever you want.
		Alright, I'm done playin' with you.
		You're outclassed.
		You don't got what it takes.
		Sweet dreams! (Alt: Night night.)
Use (low health)		I got 'em! (Alt delivery: [Whisper] I got 'em.)
		Grabbin' em! (Alt: Grabbin' em!)
		I'll throw 'em!
		[Whisper] I got you.
		[Whisper] You wanna play?

Generic Voice Lines

Kill Enemy Hero

Context	Audio	Transcript
Generic		Chump.
		Too easy!
		Ooh, they'll be crying about that one.
		They never had a chance.
		Don't you get it? You're outmatched.
		This? Never gets old.
		They actually thought they had a chance.
		It was over the moment they decided to fight us.
		Eh, they won't be the last person I take out.
		One more for the collection.
Using Melee		You're done. (Alt: So long, folks.) (Alt: So long, ladies!) (Alt: So long, bitches!)
		Aw! Weak!
		Pathetic.
		Where is the challenge?
		Well, don't need a gun to take out someone like you.
High Net Worth		All that power and you didn't even know how to use it.
Ended Enemy Killstreak		You thought you were on a roll, didn't you?
Revenge		Now, we're even.
Assist		Good work!
		Nicely done.
		Took 'em down!
		You're welcome.
		You make a decent sidekick.

Killstreak

Kill Count	Audio	Transcription
4+		Let me show y'all how it's done. (Alt: Let me show *y'all* how it's done!)
		I don't know about you guys but I'm not stoppin' any time soon!
		This is just the beginning.
		Oh, just wait 'till I get it goin'!
		What you think you hate me now? Just wait 'till I kill you again!
8+		Winning's my business, and business is - wa-ching! - good!
		You knew what was going to happen the moment you picked a fight with the Lash.
		Don't feel so bad. The world's full of mediocre talent.
12+		It's cool everyone, gettin' killed by me is an honor.
		Don't look so surprised! I'm better than all of you.
		You see me now, Bebop?

Activating Item

Item	Audio	Transcription
Refresher		I got more where that came from!
		Time to dig deep.
		I'm ready to make the big play.
Colossus		Co-loss-us!
		You wanna play? Let's play.
		Let's see ya stop me now!
Curse		Curse!
		Cursin' 'em!
		Oh, they are really about to hate me!
Decay		Decay!
		That should make the damage stick!
		This should slow their healing!
Echo Shard		Echo Shard!
		Woo! Power's back!
		One more time baby!
Knockdown		Knockin' 'em down! Pa-chnk, pa-chnk!
		Tripped 'em up!
		Aw, they're stunned!
Metal Skin		Try shooting me now.
		I'm not worried about bullets.
		What ya gonna do? Shoot me?
Phantom Strike		Phantom Strike!
		Teleportin' in!
		Now ya see me!
Shadow Weave (unused)		Shadow Weave!
		Disappearing!
		Stealth time.
Ethereal Shift		Lockdown.
		Stasis.
		Isolating.
Vampiric Burst		Surging power!
		Opening fire!
		Time to go all out!
Vampiric Burst (Unused)		Vampire burst!
		I'll drain their life!
		The Lash is ready for action!
Unstoppable		I'm unstoppable!
		You think you can stop me?
		You can't stop the Lash!

Reminders

Souls	Audio	Transcription
Tier 1 Item		I got money to burn.
		I can use these souls at the shop.
		Might wanna spend these souls.
Tier 2 Item		I should check out what I can buy at the shop.
		I wonder what they have at the shop?
		I gotta remember to check out that store.
Tier 3 Item		I should go back and spend.
		I can get a quality relic!
		Worth seein' what I can afford.
Tier 4 Item		The Lash deserves the best.
		There's nothin' I can't buy.
		The Lash is ready for some retail therapy.

Situational

Context	Audio	Transcription
Successful Parry		Oh, nice try!
		That was cute.
		Don't think so!
		Boosh.
Interrupt Enemy		Gotcha!
		Oh, not today buddy!
		The Lash says, "No."
		That's not gonna happen on my watch.
		I shut 'em down!
Pick Up Unsecured Souls		I will take that.
		That's mine now.
		People just *love* leaving me gifts.
		Cha-ching!
		Another donation to the ol' Church of Saint Lash.
Enemy Denied Tower Souls		Objective's done.
		One step closer to completing the ritual.
		We took another objective.
Search for Escaped Enemy		No one hides from me!
		How long you think you can hide from me?
		Quit wasting my time, and come out and fight!
Enemy Escaped (Low Health)		Almost had 'em!
		Just out of range.
		I'll get 'em next time.
		Your luck's gonna run out eventually.
		Damn...
Escape on Zipline (Low Health)		When my life just flashed before my eyes, I realized that, I - I - I'm even more amazing than I remembered!
		You're just not good enough to hit me.
		Close, but not close enough.
		Keep tryin'! Maybe you'll get lucky.
		Whew! That was close.
		So long losers!
No Teammates Nearby		Alright Lash. [Sigh] A lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you. You need to be ready.
		They could be hiding anywhere!
		I can't afford to get caught off guard.
Last Alive		They saved the best, for last! (Alt: They saved the best, for Lash!)
Outnumbered		Too many of 'em!
		I'm good but I'm not stupid.
		Ugh, I'm outnumbered. I need to be careful.
Claim Rejuvenator		Got the Rejuvenator! You're welcome.
		Got the Rejuv!
		Hah! Great job everyone!
Enemy Claimed Rejuvenator		They got the Rejuvenator!
		Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
		They picked up the Rejuv.
Leave Base		Guess it's time for me to do my thing.
		Gotta give my adoring public what they want!
		Time to make a grand entrance.
		Can't keep my adoring fans waiting.
		Time to go summon a godǃ

Emotional

Note: These do not play in-game yet.

Context	Audio	Transcription
Angry		They are not gonna get the best of us.
		No more games.
		We are not losing to them.
		You think you got the best of me?
		You're in trouble now.
		You wanna get serious? Fine by me.
		Are we gonna take this shit or are we gonna fight back?
		We need to make a move.
		Can someone come up with a damn plan?
		I am not losing today.
Concerned		We may be behind, but it's not over.
		They're better than I thought they would be.
		Ah-- y'know, I probably shouldn't have had those six mimosas before the fight.
		This is.... not going well.
		This isn't over yet.
		Stay calm, stay focused.
		Am I gonna have to carry... the whole team?
		We gotta step it up.
		I may have to actually start trying.
		Looks like they aren't pushovers after all.
Happy		This'll all be over soon.
		Haha! These guys are so outmatched.
		They don't have a chance in hell.
		They're getting frustrated. That means we're doing something right.
		When are you guys gonna get it? I'm better than you.
		God, I love being the best!
		What a day to be Lash!
		Yeah, this is exactly what I thought would happen.
		They're out of their league.
		Never should've stepped to us.
Sad		Unbelievable!
		This is a nightmare.
		How is this happening?
		It wasn't supposed to be this way!
		Do I talk too much shit?
		Okay, okay! Maybe they're tougher than I thought.
		How are they beating us?
		Maybe they're right... maybe I am all talk?
		Why do I bother?
		Why did I team up with these people?

Generic Pings

Pre-Game

Audio	Transcription
	I hope you're all ready to watch the god of combat do his thing.
	You don't need to summon the Patrons to have your wish granted: I'm already here.
	There's no world we don't win, unless you guys screw it up.
	Alright people, let's go crush some dreams.
	You guys are about to bear witness to God's gift to combat.
	Everyone can relax. The Lash, has arrived.

Post-Game

Audio	Transcription
	Good times! Good times.
	You just watched a master at work.
	I hope you all enjoyed sitting underneath the learning tree.
	Ah-ah! No need to thank me. Being amazing is a burden I'm willing to bear.
	Hold on to that memory, boys and girls.
	Part of being great is remaining humble when you deliver a crushing and humiliating defeat to your enemies. You don't need to rub it in that they were outclassed from minute one, that their feeble attempts to stave off the inevitable are laughable at best! No, you shake their hand, you look them in the eye, and you say, "you're welcome."

Hero-Specific Voice Lines

Allies

Hero	Context	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Pass on ipline	Unused		Good work, blue boy!
		Unused		You're my boy, blue!
Bebop	Killed in Lane			They took out Bebop! I'm cool with it.
				They took out Bebop! Aw, no surprise there!
	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Don't die before I can kill you, Bebop!
	Win Together			So... what does it feel to be a winner, Bebop? [Chuckle] It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome.
Calico	Pass on Zipline	Unused		[Chuckle] Cute cat!
Dynamo	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Move it domehead!
Grey Talon	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Don't worry old man. The Lash will be back to carry you soon.
Haze	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Have fun, Haze.
Holliday	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Love the hat.
Infernus	Pass on Zipline	Unused		See you soon, Infernus.
Ivy	Pass on Zipline	Unused		I'll be back when I can.
Kelvin	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Good luck, Kelvin!
McGinnis	Pass on Zipline	Unused		See you soon, McG!
Lady Geist	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Go be creepy, Geist.
Mirage	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Stay safe, Mirage.
Mo & Krill	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Don't die on me boys!
Paradox	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Be right back, Paradox!
Pocket	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Good luck, Pocket!
Seven	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Give 'em hell, glowstick!
Shiv	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Oh! Love the hair!
Vindicta	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Pop some heads, Vindicta!
Viscous	Killed in Lane			They... took out gooey.
	Pass on Zipline	Unused		You go, you beautiful ball of goo!
Vyper	Killed in Lane			They took out Vyper! Thank God...
	Ping (With)			Ugh, I-I'm with you, Vyper!
Warden	Pass on Zipline	Unused		There goes one scary son of a bitch.
Wraith	Pass on Zipline	Unused		See ya, Wraith!
Yamato	Pass on Zipline	Unused		Arigato, mama!
		Unused		Arigato, mamacita!

Enemies

Hero	Context	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Interrupt		Yeah... sorry Abrams.
	Kill		Took down their big boy. Boom!
			So long, detective!
			Ahh, blue boy's down!
			*Bluey*, has got himself a case of the dead.
			Detective's down.
	Ping		There's bluey.
Bebop	Kill		Bebop, Bebop, Bebop. You dumb bastard.
			Hey Bebop! Pro tip: stop sucking.
			Once again, Lash rights a great wrong.
			Sun is shining. Bebob's dead. I'm about to summon an elder god. Boom.
			Oh! This reminds me of the time I beat the *tar* out of Bebop.
			I hope you enjoyed that, Bebop, because you're going to be experiencing that again and again.
	Missing		Bebop is missing. [Whisper] Yes!
Calico	Kill		Took out the cat lady!
			Calico's down and nobody misses her.
			Guess I have to clean up the Baxter Society's mess.
			Another problem solved by The Lash.
			Took down Calico.
Dynamo	Kill		Should've stuck to grading papers, professor!
			This is why I never bothered with college!
			Stopped Dynamo.
			Dynamo's in the dirt.
			Took out Dynamo. No big deal. You're welcome.
Grey Talon	Kill		Grey Talon's down.
			Lash had to make an exception to his "don't punch old people" rule.
			Sorry, grandpa!
			Time passed you by, Grey Talon!
			If Grey Talon were 40 years younger, in peak shape, and named Lash-- I would've had a problem.
			Beating up old people is surprisingly rewarding.
Haze	Interrupt		Not on my watch, Haze.
	Kill		Oh, I'm sorry, why am I supposed to be scared of you again?
			Well, well, well. Looky who just picked a fight with the sandman.
			Took down Haze.
			I'm assuming this where the feds come and offer me your job.
			I thought you were supposed to be some kind of badass assassin. What happened?
Holliday	Kill		[Sigh] It was never gonna work out between us, Holliday.
			Took out the Sheriff!
			Holiday's over! Eugh, god I've gotta workshop that one more.
			She won't be back anytime soon.
			Not your day, sheriff!
Infernus	Kill		You make a better bartender than you do a fighter.
			Buddy, [chuckle] you need to stay in your lane.
			Infernus is out of commission.
			The Lash doesn't take kindly to being lit on fire.
			You'll never be fast enough, Infernus.
			Last call, matchstick!
Ivy	Kill		Stopped the gargoyle.
			*Love* that you hate Mendoza. *Hate* that you picked a fight with me.
			Come at me again, same shit's gonna happen.
			It's nothing personal, Ivy.
			Welp, this is what happens when you fight the best.
Kelvin	Kill		Took down Kelvin.
			Put Kelvin on ice.
			Digging the freeze ray!
			Had a good plan, Kelvin. Shame you couldn't execute it.
			I'm not getting trapped by you, Kelvin.
Lady Geist	Kill		Geist, your luck has just run out.
			[Sing song] Bye-bye Sally succubus!
			Anddd I took out Lady Geist.
			Only one person sucks out peoples' will to live and you're looking at him.
			Not your day, grandma!
McGinnis	Kill		McGinnis, when ya gonna learn?
			If Bebop can't stop me, your little wind up toys aren't getting it done.
			Too bad, McG! You just don't got what it takes.
			You'd think a genius would know better than to pick a fight with the Lash.
			Took out McGinnis.
Mirage	Kill		Well, look who failed the Djinn!
			Looks like Ambassador Nashala is gonna need a new bodyguard.
			You're not on my level, Mirage!
			The Djinn picked the wrong guy to protect them.
			The Lash is undeniable.
Mo & Krill	Kill		Alright, which one is Mo and which one is Krill? Just kidding, I don't care.
			Krill's down.
			Dropped Mo.
			That mole man looked pissed!
			[Chuckle] Like I've never wrestled a mole man before.
Paige	Kill		She went to college!.. I mean, it didn't help her win a fight, but what an accomplishment.
			Now you got a new story to tell: "The Day I Lost to Lash!"
			Took out the bookworm!
			You seem nice. You know what? When this is over, I'll teach you how to not lose a fight.
			Don't be hard on yourself. Everyone loses to The Lash.
Paradox	Kill		Took down little miss fishbowl head.
			Yeah, Paradox won't be bothering us for a while.
			Paradox. Pfft.
			I *don't* get the big deal.
			Time thief's down!
Pocket	Kill		Kid, go home.
			Come back when you hit puberty!
			Pocket, this isn't the life for you.
			So young, so dumb.
			Took out Pocket.
Seven	Interrupt		Show's over, Seven!
	Kill		Seven's down!
			Took care of Seven!
			Just took down public enemy #1. You are welcome.
			I don't get what the OSIC's problem is. Stopping Seven was easy!
			Ooh, I'm not getting killed by an oversized Halloween decoration!
			Seven, stop acting like you're better than everyone. No one likes an egomaniac.
Shiv	Kill		I like your style, Shiv.
			There's only room for *one* impossibly handsome asshole.
			The Baxter Society will let anyone in these days, huh?
			When ya gonna learn, Shiv?
			The Lash hates to ruin a pretty face.
Victor	Kill		Victor's down!
			Took down the dead man.
			And you thought you were in pain before, Victor.
			By the time I'm through with him, he's gonna have to find himself a new face.
			Come on, Victor, get up so I can do that again.
Vindicta	Catch		Come on down, Vindicta!
			Where do you think you're flying off to?
			[Laugh] What do you think you're doing up there?
			You're about to be grounded, lady.
	Kill		Sniper's down.
			You made me work for it, Vindicta. I'll give you that.
			Killing ghosts and breaking hearts.
			Vindicta's been dealt with.
			You picked the wrong fight, Vindicta.
Viscous	Kill		Nice try, gooey.
			Better luck next time, goo boy.
			How about you go *slide* back to where you came from?
			That's-- uh... that was-- that was a lot of goo.
			Viscous is down.
Vyper	Kill		That lady was intense!
			Maybe now she'll stop sending me mail.
			Some fans take it a little too far.
			Oh, I hope she got the message...
			I need her to leave me alone!
	Ping (Attack)		Can we please take out Vyper?
	Ping (Stun)		Please stun Vyper.
Warden	Interrupt		Stopping Warden.
	Kill		Stopped Warden.
			If you wanted to win, you never should've picked the other side, Warden.
			I don't wanna know what kind of swinger party that guy was going to.
			He thought he was a tough guy.
			There's always someone looking to pick a fight they can't win.
Wraith	Kill		Stopped Wraith.
			Backed the wrong horse, Wrath. Uh, like always.
			It's a shame it had to go down like this, Wraith
			Wraith, you can have eight arms and you couldn't stop me.
			You see that? Not even *Wraith* can take me out.
Wrecker	Kill		Took out that godforsaken mistake of nature.
			Wrecker's dead, thank *god*.
			Uh, supper time's over, Wrecker.
			I can direct you to a real good plastic surgeon, Wrecker.
			That is a whole lot of not okay.
Yamato	Kill		[Breathes out] Uh, good fight Yamato.
			That's the best the Seventh Moon's got?
			You can't buy me, Yamato.
			Oh, that sword is gonna look so good over my fireplace!
			Yamato's down.

Other Characters

Ally Heroes

Voice lines spoken by allies when interacting with Lash.

Hero	Context	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Massive Stomp			Now that's just mean.
				They couldn't have seen that coming.
				Lash just came out of nowhere!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		See you soon, Lash!
Dynamo	Massive Stomp			Well, that was dramatic.
				Knew we could count on you, Lash!
				They didn't see you coming, Lash!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Do your thing, Lash!
Calico	Massive Stomp			At least the oaf has talent.
				Devastating.
				Lash moves so fast!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Give them hell, Lash.
Grey Talon	Massive Stomp			He came out of nowhere.
				I see why Lash has his ego.
				Cruel, but effective.
	Pass on zipline	Unused		There goes a useful idiot.
Haze	Massive Stomp			Nice.
				Very nice, Lash.
				You know how to make an entrance, Lash.
Holliday	Massive Stomp			Lash came out of nowhere!
				Impressive, Lash!
				I'll give the devil his due. That was something else.
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Do your thing, Lash!
Infernus	Massive Stomp			That was beautiful, Lash!
				Lash came from nowhere!
				They weren't ready for that.
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Don't die before you close your tab, Lash.
Ivy	Massive Stomp			Nice moves, Lash!
				Lash is ruining their day!
				Hate to be on the receiving end of that!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Give 'em hell, Lash!
Kelvin	Massive Stomp			Thanks for the help, Lash!
				You know how to make an enterance, Lash!
				I admit, that was impressive.
Lady Geist	Massive Stomp			It's like he came out of nowhere.
				They didn't see that coming.
				Thanks, Lash.
Mo & Krill	Massive Stomp			Well, at least he's as good as he thinks he is.
				They never saw that coming!
				Fair? No. Effective? Without question.
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Have fun, you magnificent bastard!
Seven	Massive Stomp			What. A. Bastard.
				Where did he come from?
				I underestimated you, Lash.
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Sow havoc, Lash.
Viscous	Massive Stomp			Lash is feeling mean today!
				That couldn't have felt good.
				Lash just moves so fast!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Good luck, Lash.
Vyper	Pass on zipline	Unused		God, he's so cool!
Warden	Massive Stomp			You're a real bastard, Lash.
				What an asshole.
				They couldn't be happy about that.
Wraith	Massive Stomp			Ooh, that was rude!
				They can't be happy about that.
				Nice moves, Lash!
	Pass on zipline	Unused		Do your thing, Lash.

Patrons - Match Start

Patron	Audio	Transcription
Amber Hand		You cultivate an image, Lash, but I alone know who you truly are.
		Arrogance is a label bestowed by the inferior. Crush them and summon me.
		Complete the ritual and the world will not soon forget the name Lash.
		Lash, your enemies hate you, but they will never forget you. Do whatever it takes to complete the ritual.
		You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you release me, your greatness will be undeniable.
Sapphire Flame		Your bravado is born in reality, not arrogance, and soon the world will understand all that you are. Summon me, Lash.
		The world hates you, Lash, for when they gaze upon you, they realize all that they can never achieve. But soon, your critics will be silenced.
		The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.
		Lash, soon your rival's tears will flood the streets and wash away the sins of the past.
		I know what your heart yearns for, Lash, and you're so close to having it.

Shopkeeper

Audio	Transcription
	Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
	So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
	Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?

Newscaster - Winter Skin Unlocked

Audio	Transcription
	Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!

Removed/Unused Voice Lines

Voice lines that were either removed from the game files or have no triggers to be played in-game.

Abilities

Context	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Grapple			Is flying in on someone trying to escape "cruel"? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so, who cares?
Use Death Slam			Sweet dreams!
Use "Ability 5"	Alternate Death Slam lines.		Lockdown.
			Stasis.
			Isolating.

Deadlock - Enemy

Hero	Context	Note	Audio	Transcription
Bebop	Ping (Stun)			Stun that fucking robot!
Ivy	Kill			Come at me again and... Same shit's gonna happen!
Lash	Kill			These fanboys are getting desperate.
				Oh, loved the cosplay.
				Lash, ugh, there can be only one!
				I see you brought the official Lash costume. How beautiful is that?
				"Not Lash" is down.
	Ping (Attack)			Let's take Lash to dinner.
Pocket	Kill			Took out Pocket.
Warden	Kill			Get with the program, Warden. If you wanted to win, we should be working together.
				Too bad, Warden... Could've done great things together.
	Ping (Ignore)			Ignore vomitus!
				Ignore creepy!
				Ignore tailor... Inferior!
Wraith	Kill			To be the best, I gotta beat the best!

Neon Prime - Enemy

Hero	Context	Audio	Transcription
Ballista	Killed by		It's fine. You know, lots of guys get the shit kicked out of them by their exes, right?
			I am not "hung up" on Ballista. It's fine.
			Ugh, they look good...
			Get it together, Lash! You're not gonna win them back by losing!
			I taught Ballista that move!
Bebop	Kill		Bebop! You're a dime store version of me, so just deal with it!
			Hey Bebop! Pro tip: Stop sucking!
			Normally I'd say something like "I took your title, and now I took your self-respect". But the reality is, you have no self-respect.
			Let me break it down for you, Bebop: I'm filet mignon. And you? You just suck.
			Like the belt? You should. It was yours.
			You can't hang with me, Bebop. Ever! Not in the Bear Pit, not in the Election Battle, not ever, ever, ever!
	Killed by		This isn't over, Bebop.
			Plenty of time left for me to get revenge.
			If you don't think I'm gonna dedicate my life to destroying you, you haven't been paying attention.
			Bebop took me out. Well, I guess miracles do happen.
			I am not gonna get humiliated by Bebop.
Forge	Kill		Took out Forge.
			Good try, Forge. "Golf clap"!
			Forge is down!
			Oof, those turrets actually gave me a workout!
			You'd kick Bebop's ass, Forge, but you don't got a chance against the Lash.
	Killed by		I see her at the Bear Pit every Thursday with Astro, that lady is a student of the game.
			Forge knows how to build some artillery, that's for sure.
			If I charge into those turrets, I'll be in trouble.
			Astro is a lucky lady to be with someone like Forge.
			Lash, you gotta be smart when you're approaching Forge!
Kali	Kill		Not gonna dunk on you, Kali. You were a hell of a fighter before you retired. Lived in obscurity, came out of retirement in a desperate bid for relevancy, only to get injured by Bebop. Ouch! And put on a shelf for the better part of two decades. Uhf.
			Kali, I just want you to know that it is an honor to kick your ass.
			Reason 96 I'm better than Bebop: Bebop was only able to send you to the hospital. I was able to send you to the morgue.
			A lot's changed since you were out of the game, Kali. There's a new king in town. And his name... is... Lash.
			Keep your head up, Kali. There's nothing wrong with being second-best.

External links

• Lash in Deadlock Voice Line Viewer