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I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,^[1] who also voices the Newscaster.

Lore

The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.^[2]^[3] The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.^[4]

The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics.^[5]^[6]^[7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.^[8]^[9]

The Shopkeeper plays in Wraith's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.^[10]^[11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".^[12] Wraith also has a marker on him.^[13]

The Shopkeeper has been robbed by Vyper in the past.^[14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".^[15]

The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.^[16]

Voice lines

See Shopkeeper on Deadlock Voice Line Viewer for any missing voice lines or sound files.

Hero-Specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero	Audio
Abrams	Good luck, Detective Abrams.
	You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
	I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
Apollo	Thanks for spending your parents' money!
	Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!
	You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.
	You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.
	Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...
Bebop	Have fun out there, Bebop.
	Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
	Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Billy	Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
	Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
	Have fun tearin' a machine down!
	Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
	Must be nice havin' ideals.
Calico	Keep the cat off the counter.
	So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
	Blood money is like normal money with a story.
Celeste	See you on Coney later!
	Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!
	Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?
The Doorman	Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
	Good luck defending The Baroness!
	I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
	You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
	Good luck out there, Doorman!
Drifter	You Louisiana boys know how to party.
	Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)
	Let the good times roll, baby!
	You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
	You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
Dynamo	How’s Marla doing, Professor?
	Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
	Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
Graves	Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
	You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!
	I know a theater kid when I see one.
	Have fun playing with the dead!
	High school must be weirder than I remember.
Grey Talon	I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
	First time in New York, Talon?
	You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
	Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze	You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
	If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
	I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
	The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday	I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
	Good huntin‘, Holliday.
	I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus	Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
	Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
	So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy	It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
	I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
	You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin	Word to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
	I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.
	If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist	Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
	And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
	That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash	Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
	So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
	Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis	Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
	You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
	You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
	You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mina	Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
	As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
	Happy to have your business, Mina.
	That a gift for the Vicount?
	Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
Mirage	If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
	You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
	Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
	Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill	Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
	Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
	You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paige	You're a good kid, don't get dead.
	I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
	Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
	Tell your pops I said hi.
	Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
Paradox	They should know better than to mess with you.
	Time comes for everyone, eh?
	Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket	You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
	Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
	You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
	There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
Rem	Hope you find your way home, kid.
	I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.
	Kid, you got great taste!
	You're adorable, Rem.
	Please don't molt in my shop.
Seven	Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
	When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
	I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
	When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv	Have fun stakin‘ people.
	Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
	Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
	You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
Silver	Just come back in one piece, Silver!
	Hope you find your bounty!
	So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".
	Need something for the hangover while you're here?
	Glad I don't have your job, Silver.
Sinclair	Good luck getting that divorce!
	Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
	Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
	You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
	Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
Venator	Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.
	Here you go, Padre! (Spanish for "Father")
	God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.
	Come back any time, Father!
	There goes one angry man.
Victor	I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
	Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
	I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
	It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
	Good luck, dead man!
Vindicta	If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
	Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
	Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous	Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
	I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
	I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Vyper	Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
	I like this new V that buys things!
	I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
	Well, look who broke out of jail again!
	You're my kind of lowlife, V!
Warden	Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
	Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
	I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
	You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith	Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
	I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
	From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Yamato	Arigato. Ari-gay-to. Ari-gay-toh. Arih-gatoh. Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here.. Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here.. Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.
	That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
	You have fun stabbin‘ folks.

Item-Specific voice lines

Item	Audio
Crippling Headshot	Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Frenzy	Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon	High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot	They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage, amirite?!
Ricochet	You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Shadow Weave	If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Silencer	This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Spiritual Overflow	Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
Spiritual Overflow	You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Colossus	Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Diviner's Kevlar	If I were channelling a mystical ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
Diviner's Kevlar	Now, If I was, hypothetically, trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Inhibitor	If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech	Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike	You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Siphon Bullets	Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question: what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Unstoppable	My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Vampiric Burst	Looks like somebody wants to live off the blood of their enemies, amirite?
Vampiric Burst	Reloading is for lesser men.
Veil Walker	If you feel a little tingly when you walk in the veil, that's totally normal and probably doesn't have long-term consequences.
Boundless Spirit	Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Cursed Relic	Now you, my friend, are about to make their lives hell!
Cursed Relic	I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Echo Shard	The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure	Now, this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell, but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Magic Carpet	Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well, not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
Mystic Reverb	You are going to leave a lasting impression, my friend!
Refresher	Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!

Hero and Item-Specific

Hero	Item	Audio
Mirage	Magic Carpet	Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.

Generic voice lines

Context	Audio
Purchase a Weapon item	Stay strong, buddy!
	Good luck!
	An excellent choice.
	Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
	Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
	Your enemies will curse your name!
	I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
	Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
	We live in interesting times, don't we?
	Have fun, don't get dead!
	Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
	You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
	I got more where that came from!
	Today you're makin' history!
	I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item	A little protection goes a long way.
	Good luck not gettin' shot!
	If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
	My friend, survival is paramount.
	If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
	Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
	Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
	Stay safe out there.
	That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
	Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
	Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
	You'll be the last one standin'.
	Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
	Swing by anytime.
	Come back if you need anything else.
	Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item	If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
	Ah. You have discerning taste.
	Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
	Exquisite, isn't it?
	Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
	You're not gonna regret that.
	I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
	Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
	Now go out there and impose your will.
	You have a good eye.
	I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
	Good luck completin' the ritual!
	A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
	Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
	You got expensive taste. I love it.

Seasonal voice lines

These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.

Winter event 2024

Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.

Context	Audio
Purchase a T4 Item	He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
	Love the hat! Never take it off!
	That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?
	Happy holidays! Happy holidays!
	The big guy know you're workin' for him?
	Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
	You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
	There goes one scary lookin' elf.
	Enjoy the holiday!

Winter event 2025

Hero-Specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero	Audio
Abrams	That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
	Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
	Stay warm, detective!
Bebop	It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
	Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
	Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
Billy	Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
	Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
	Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
Calico	It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
	So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
	You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
The Doorman	Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
	The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
	Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
Drifter	I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
	I heard you whistling earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
	Happy holidays, you can go now.
Dynamo	Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
	It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
	Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
Grey Talon	I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
	This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
	You're like the world's angriest Santa!
Haze	OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
	You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
	Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
Holliday	Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
	I know you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
	Happy holidays... Holliday.
Infernus	Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
	Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
	I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
Ivy	You are definitely on the nice list this year!
	This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
	Merry Christmas, Ivy.
Kelvin	Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
	Nice parka!
	Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
Lady Geist	For the lady who has everything.
	Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
	So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
Lash	Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
	Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
	Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
McGinnis	I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
	When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
	Happy holidays, McGinnis!
Mina	Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
	Happy holidays, Mina!
	You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
Mirage	You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
	You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
	Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
Mo & Krill	So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
	You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
	You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
Paige	You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
	I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
	Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Paradox	I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
	Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
	Happy holidays, Paradox.
Pocket	It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
	So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
	Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
Seven	You're looking... festive.
	Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
	I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
Shiv	Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
	The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
	Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
Sinclair	I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
	Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
	Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
Victor	You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
	C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
	Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
Vindicta	You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
	Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
	Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
Viscous	What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
	Happy holidays, Viscous.
	Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
Vyper	You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
	Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
	Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
Warden	Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
	You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
	Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
Wraith	What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
	Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
	The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
Yamato	Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
	New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
	Happy holidays, Yamato.

Purchasing items

Context	Audio
Weapon Item	Happy holidays.
	You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
	Now that's a stocking stuffer!
	Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
	I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
	"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
	I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
	Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
	Beats a fruitcake.
	Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
	Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
	I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
	You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
	This'll help ring in the New Year.
	Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
Spirit Item	Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
	You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
	Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
	The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
	Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
	Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
	Would you like that gift wrapped?
	I threw in a candy cane.
	I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
	It's one way to show your good cheer.
	Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
	Got anything else on the wishlist?
	We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
	God I love this time of year.
	Magic is just in the air, you know?
Vitality Item	Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
	Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
	The world's cold, better bundle up.
	Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
	Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
	This'll keep you nice and warm.
	If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
	I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
	Beats a sweater.
	You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
	Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
	People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
	Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
	I don't do gift receipts.
	Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.

Removed/Unused voice lines

Generic

Notes	Context	Audio
Unused	Call outs	Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
		The Curiosity Shop awaits!
		Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
		I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
		Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
		Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
		All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
		If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
		Guns! Get your guns over here!
		You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes! You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!
	Open the shop window first time in the game	Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
		And what can I do for you?
		Lookie what I got here.
		These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
		How may I be of service?
		Y-you got souls to trade, right?
		If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
		Such delights I can sell you.
		Welcome! Welcome.
		Allow me to pique your curiosity.
		What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific? What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
		Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
		I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
		Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
		The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
		From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
	Close shop	I'll... see you back at the station.
		That's my cue to leave.
		Time to close up shop.
		Time to relocate!
		This ain't safe no more.
		Annnd I think we're done here!
	Buy upgradable T1 item	You got a plan for this bad boy, don'tcha?
		Humble beginnings can lead to great things.
		Can't wait to see what you build with this!
		You wanna upgrade this thing later, let me know.
		I see where you're goin' with this.
		Start small, build your way up. I like it.
		Start with the basics, you can always improve it later.
		You're laying down the groundwork for somethin' impressive.
		Anytime you wanna improve this, I'll be right here.
		Gotta start somewhere, right?

Item-Specific

Item	Audio
Belt Fed	Helloo rate of fire!
Detention Rounds	They're gonna stand there and weep while you shoot 'em.

Hero-Specific

Notes	Hero	Audio
Removed	Calico	You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
	Celeste	Good luck, Pepper!
	Celeste	Lookin' good, Pepper!
	Wrecker	Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
		After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
		Give 'em hell, buddy!
Unused	Fathom	Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
		Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. Thanks for keepin' the park safe!
		Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
		Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
		Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
	Raven	Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
		Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
		До свидания! (Goodbye!)
		I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
		Have fun visiting New York.
	Trapper	I'm rooting for you, buddy.
		From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
		Go Knicks!
		Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
		The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
	Wrecker	Just take it and get outta here!
		Did you just… lick your lips?
		Please don’t eat me.

Trivia

The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Venator, before his official release when he was named "Priest".

References

↑ Jason Keller's resume - https://jasonkeller-actor.com
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"
↑ Shopkeeper's unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"
↑ Shopkeeper's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
↑ Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
↑ Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."

[1] Jason Keller's resume - https://jasonkeller-actor.com

[2] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"

[3] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"

[4] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"

[5] Shopkeeper's unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"

[6] Shopkeeper's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."

[7] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."

[8] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."

[9] Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."

[10] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"

[11] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."

[12] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."

[13] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"

[14] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"

[15] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"

[16] Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."

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Contents

Lore

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Hero-Specific voice lines

Item-Specific voice lines

Hero and Item-Specific

Generic voice lines

Seasonal voice lines

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Purchasing items

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-[[File:The Curiosity Shop in-game.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation|The Shopkeeper|I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
+[[File:The Curiosity Shop in-game.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation||I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
 The '''Shopkeeper''' is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.
 The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.
-The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33268153/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm Deadlock] on [https://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]</ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].
+The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>Jason Keller's resume - <nowiki>https://jasonkeller-actor.com</nowiki></ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].
 == Lore ==
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 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3|Good luck, Detective Abrams.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 01.mp3|Good luck, Detective Abrams.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 02.mp3|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 03.mp3|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?}}
 |-
 | rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}
@@ Line 135: / Line 135: @@
 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 01.mp3|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3|Good huntin‘, Holliday.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 02.mp3|Good huntin‘, Holliday.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 03.mp3|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
@@ Line 149: / Line 149: @@
 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 01.mp3|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 02.mp3|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 03.mp3|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
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 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 01.mp3|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 02.mp3|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 03.mp3|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
@@ Line 177: / Line 177: @@
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 | rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 01.mp3|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 02.mp3|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 03.mp3|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 04.mp3|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
@@ Line 224: / Line 224: @@
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 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3|They should know better than to mess with you.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 01.mp3|They should know better than to mess with you.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3|Time comes for everyone, eh?}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 02.mp3|Time comes for everyone, eh?}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3|Good luck, Paradox.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 03.mp3|Good luck, Paradox.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 01.mp3|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 02.mp3|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 03.mp3|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 04.mp3|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Rem}}
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 | rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 01.mp3|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 02.mp3|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 03.mp3|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 04.mp3|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
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 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 01.mp3|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 02.mp3|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.}}
 |-
-|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.}}
+|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 03.mp3|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.}}
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 | rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
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 |{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}}
-|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy crippling headshot 01.mp3|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
-|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy frenzy 01.mp3|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}}
-|High risk, high reward.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy glass cannon 01.mp3|High risk, high reward.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}}
-|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy lucky shot 01.mp3|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage, amirite?!}}
 |-
-| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
+|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
-|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy richochet 01.mp3|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!}}
 |-
-|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
+|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy shadow weave 01.mp3|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
+|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
-|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy silencer 01.mp3|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
+| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
-|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy magic overflow 01.mp3|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy spiritual overflow 01.mp3|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!}}
-|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Colossus}}
-|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy colossus 01.mp3|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty}}
+|-
+| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy diviners kevlar 01.mp3|If I were channelling a mystical ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy diviners kevlar 02.mp3|Now, If I was, hypothetically, trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}}
-|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy inhibitor 01.mp3|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Leech}}
-|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy leech 01.mp3|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}}
-|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy phantom strike 01.mp3|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
+|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
-|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy siphon bullets 01.mp3|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question: what if Oathkeeper was a gun?}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}}
-|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy unstoppable 01.mp3|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
+| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
-|Reloading is for lesser men.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy vampiric burst 01.mp3|Looks like somebody wants to live off the blood of their enemies, amirite?}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy surging power 01.mp3|Reloading is for lesser men.}}
+|-
+|{{ItemIcon|Veil Walker}}
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy veil walker 01.mp3|If you feel a little tingly when you walk in the veil, that's totally normal and probably doesn't have long-term consequences.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}}
-|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy boundless spirit 01.mp3|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.}}
 |-
-|{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
+| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
-|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy curse 01.mp3|Now ''you'', my friend, are about to make their lives hell!}}
 |-
-| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy glitch 01.mp3|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!}}
-|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
-|-
-|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}}
-|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy echo shard 01.mp3|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}}
-|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy escalating exposure 01.mp3|Now, this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell, but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
-|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy magic carpet 01.mp3|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well, not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}}
-|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy mystic reverb 01.mp3|You are going to leave a lasting impression, my friend!}}
 |-
 |{{ItemIcon|Refresher}}
-|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy refresher 01.mp3|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!}}
 |}
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 |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
 | {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
-| Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage buys carpet.mp3|Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.}}
 |}
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 | rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
-|Stay strong, buddy!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 01.mp3|Stay strong, buddy!}}
 |-
-|Good luck!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 02.mp3|Good luck!}}
 |-
-|An excellent choice.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 03.mp3|An excellent choice.}}
 |-
-|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 04.mp3|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.}}
 |-
-|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 05.mp3|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.}}
 |-
-|Your enemies will curse your name!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 06.mp3|Your enemies will curse your name!}}
 |-
-|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 07.mp3|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!}}
 |-
-|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 08.mp3|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.}}
 |-
-|We live in interesting times, don't we?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 09.mp3|We live in interesting times, don't we?}}
 |-
-|Have fun, don't get dead!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 10.mp3|Have fun, don't get dead!}}
 |-
-|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 11.mp3|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.}}
 |-
-|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 12.mp3|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?}}
 |-
-|I got more where that came from!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 13.mp3|I got more where that came from!}}
 |-
-|Today you're makin' history!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 14.mp3|Today you're makin' history!}}
 |-
-|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 15.mp3|I-It's brutal out there, eh?}}
 |-
 | rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
-|A little protection goes a long way.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 01.mp3|A little protection goes a long way.}}
 |-
-|Good luck not gettin' shot!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 02.mp3|Good luck not gettin' shot!}}
 |-
-|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 03.mp3|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.}}
 |-
-|My friend, survival is paramount.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 04.mp3|My friend, survival is paramount.}}
 |-
-|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 05.mp3|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.}}
 |-
-|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 06.mp3|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!}}
 |-
-|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 07.mp3|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!}}
 |-
-|Stay safe out there.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 08.mp3|Stay safe out there.}}
 |-
-|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 09.mp3|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.}}
 |-
-|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 10.mp3|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.}}
 |-
-|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 11.mp3|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.}}
 |-
-|You'll be the last one standin'.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 12.mp3|You'll be the last one standin'.}}
 |-
-|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 13.mp3|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!}}
 |-
-|Swing by anytime.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 14.mp3|Swing by anytime.}}
 |-
-|Come back if you need anything else.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 15.mp3|Come back if you need anything else.}}
 |-
-|Someone's using their noodle.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 16.mp3|Someone's using their noodle.}}
 |-
 | rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
-|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 01.mp3|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.}}
 |-
-|Aah. You have discerning taste.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 02.mp3|Ah. You have discerning taste.}}
 |-
-|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 03.mp3|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.}}
 |-
-|Exquisite, isn't it?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 04.mp3|Exquisite, isn't it?}}
 |-
-|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 05.mp3|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.}}
 |-
-|You're not gonna regret that.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 06.mp3|You're not gonna regret that.}}
 |-
-|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 07.mp3|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
 |-
-|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 08.mp3|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.}}
 |-
-|Now go out there and impose your will.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 09.mp3|Now go out there and impose your will.}}
 |-
-|You have a good eye.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 10.mp3|You have a good eye.}}
 |-
-|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 11.mp3|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.}}
 |-
-|Good luck completin' the ritual!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 12.mp3|Good luck completin' the ritual!}}
 |-
-|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 13.mp3|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.}}
 |-
-|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 14.mp3|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.}}
 |-
-|You got expensive taste. I love it.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 15.mp3|You got expensive taste. I love it.}}
 |}
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 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.mp3|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.}}
 |-
-| rowspan="15" |Ability Item
+| rowspan="15" |Spirit Item
 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.mp3|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.}}
 |-
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 |}
-== Removed and unused voice lines ==
+== Removed/Unused voice lines ==
 === Generic ===
 {| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
+!Notes
 !Context
 !Audio
 |-
+| rowspan="42" |Unused
 | rowspan="10" |Call outs
-|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 01.mp3|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?}}
 |-
-|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 02.mp3|The Curiosity Shop awaits!}}
 |-
-|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 03.mp3|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?}}
 |-
-|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 04.mp3|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!}}
 |-
-|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 05.mp3|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!}}
 |-
-|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 06.mp3|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!}}
 |-
-|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 07.mp3|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!}}
 |-
-|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 08.mp3|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!}}
 |-
-|Guns! Get your guns over here!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 09.mp3|Guns! Get your guns over here!}}
 |-
-|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 10.mp3|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!}}
+{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 10 02.mp3|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!}}
 |-
-| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
+| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window first time in the game
-|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 01.mp3|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.}}
 |-
-|And what can I do for you?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 02.mp3|And what can I do for you?}}
 |-
-|Lookie what I got here.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 03.mp3|Lookie what I got here.}}
 |-
-|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 04.mp3|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?}}
 |-
-|How may I be of service?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 05.mp3|How may I be of service?}}
 |-
-|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 06.mp3|Y-you got souls to trade, right?}}
 |-
-|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 07.mp3|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.}}
 |-
-|Such delights I can sell you.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 08.mp3|Such delights I can sell you.}}
 |-
-|Welcome! Welcome.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 09.mp3|Welcome! Welcome.}}
 |-
-|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 10.mp3|Allow me to pique your curiosity.}}
 |-
-|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 11.mp3|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?}}
+{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 11 alt 01.mp3|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?}}
 |-
-|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 12.mp3|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.}}
 |-
-|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 13.mp3|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.}}
 |-
-|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 14.mp3|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?}}
 |-
-|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 15.mp3|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.}}
 |-
-|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 16.mp3|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!}}
+|-
+| rowspan="6" |Close shop
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 01.mp3|I'll... see you back at the station.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 02.mp3|That's my cue to leave.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 03.mp3|Time to close up shop.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 04.mp3|Time to relocate!}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 05.mp3|This ain't safe no more.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 06.mp3|Annnd I think we're done here!}}
+|-
+| rowspan="10" |Buy upgradable T1 item
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 01.mp3|You got a plan for ''this'' bad boy, don'tcha?}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 02.mp3|Humble beginnings can lead to great things.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 03.mp3|Can't wait to see what you build with this!}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 04.mp3|You wanna upgrade this thing later, let me know.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 05.mp3|I see where you're goin' with this.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 06.mp3|Start small, build your way up. I like it.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 07.mp3|Start with the basics, you can always improve it later.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 08.mp3|You're laying down the groundwork for somethin' impressive.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 09.mp3|Anytime you wanna improve this, I'll be right here.}}
+|-
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 10.mp3|Gotta start somewhere, right?}}
 |}
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 |-
 | Belt Fed
-| Helloo rate of fire!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy belt fed 01.mp3|Helloo rate of fire!}}
 |-
 |Detention Rounds
-|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
+|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy detention 01.mp3|They're gonna stand there and weep while you shoot 'em.}}
 |}
 === Hero-Specific ===
 {| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
+!Notes
 !Hero
 !Audio
-!Notes
 |-
+| rowspan="6" |Removed
 |{{PageRef|Calico}}
 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02 old.mp3|You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.}}
-|rowspan="6" |Removed
 |-
 | rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
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 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03 old.mp3|Give 'em hell, buddy!}}
 |-
+| rowspan="18" |Unused
 | rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.mp3|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.}}
-|rowspan="18" |Unused
 |-
 |{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.mp3|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.}}
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 == Trivia ==
-* The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.
 * The Shopkeeper model is also used for the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]] stalls.
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+[[Category:Characters]]
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