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[[File:The Curiosity Shop.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation|The Shopkeeper|I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
[[File:The Curiosity Shop in-game.png|thumb|272x272px|alt=Curiosity Shop|The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.]]{{Quotation||I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
The '''Shopkeeper''' is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.
The '''Shopkeeper''' is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.


The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.
The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.


The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33268153/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm Deadlock] on [https://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]</ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].
The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,<ref>Jason Keller's resume - <nowiki>https://jasonkeller-actor.com</nowiki></ref> who also voices the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]].
 
== Lore ==
The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Weapon item): ''"I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Spirit item): ''"I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"''</ref> The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Dynamo buys T4 item): ''"Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"''</ref>
 
The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the [[wikipedia:New_York_Knicks|New York Knickerbockers]] basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the [[wikipedia:Boston_Celtics|Celtics]].<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s unused [[Shopkeeper#Removed and unused voice lines|voice line]] (Trapper buys T4 item): ''"Go Knicks!"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s removed [[Shopkeeper#Removed and unused voice lines|voice line]] (Wrecker buys T4 item): ''"Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."''</ref> While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Generic voice lines|voice line]] (buys Spirit item): ''"Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."''</ref><ref>[[The New York Oracle|Newscaster headline 38]]: ''"Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."''</ref>
 
The Shopkeeper plays in {{PageRef|name=Wraith}}'s weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item): ''"I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"''</ref><ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."''</ref> He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item): ''"From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."''</ref> Wraith also has a marker on him.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"''</ref>
 
The Shopkeeper has been robbed by {{PageRef|name=Vyper}} in the past.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Hero-Specific voice lines|voice line]] (Vyper buys T4 item): ''"Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"''</ref> Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Winter event 2025|voice line]] (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): ''"You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"''</ref>
 
The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.<ref>{{PageRef|name=Shopkeeper}}'s in-game [[Shopkeeper#Purchasing items|voice line]] (buys Weapon item during Winter update): ''"You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."''</ref>


== Voice lines ==
== Voice lines ==
{{Vlviewer|link=shopkeeper_hotdog}}


=== Hero-Specific voice lines ===
=== Hero-Specific voice lines ===
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!Hero
!Audio
!Audio
!Transcription
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 01.mp3|Good luck, Detective Abrams.}}
|Good luck, Detective Abrams.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 02.mp3|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.}}
|You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 atlas 03.mp3|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?}}
|I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Apollo}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_01.mp3|Thanks for spending your parents' money!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_02.mp3|Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_03.mp3|You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_04.mp3|You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_fencer_05.mp3|Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...}}
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 01.mp3|Have fun out there, Bebop.}}
|Have fun out there, Bebop.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 02.mp3|Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.}}
|Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bebop 03.mp3|Bebop, you got an eye for quality.}}
|Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
|-
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.mp3|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!}}
|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.mp3|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!}}
|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.mp3|Have fun tearin' a machine down!}}
|Have fun tearin' a machine down!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.mp3|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.}}
|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.mp3|Must be nice havin' ideals.}}
|Must be nice havin' ideals.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 01.mp3|Keep the cat off the counter.}}
|Keep the cat off the counter.
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02.mp3|So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?}}
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 03.mp3|Blood money is like normal money with a story.}}
|So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 03.mp3]]
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|Blood money is like normal money with a story.
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_01.mp3|See you on Coney later!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_04.mp3|Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_05.mp3|Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?}}
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?}}
|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me in Ms. Prunce reservations for Sunday?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3|Good luck defending The Baroness!}}
|Good luck defending the Baroness!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.}}
|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.mp3|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.}}
|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.mp3|Good luck out there, Doorman!}}
|Good luck out there, Doorman!
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.mp3|You Louisiana boys know how to party.}}
|You Louisiana boys know how to party.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.mp3|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''}}
|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.mp3|Let the good times roll, baby!}}
|Let the good times roll, baby!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.mp3|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.}}
|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.mp3|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.}}
|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 01.mp3|How’s Marla doing, Professor?}}
|How’s Marla doing, Professor?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 02.mp3|Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.}}
|Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 dynamo 03.mp3|Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?}}
|Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Graves}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_01.mp3|Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.}}
|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_02.mp3|You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!}}
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.ogg]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.ogg]]
|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!)
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_03.mp3|I know a theater kid when I see one.}}
|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_04.mp3|Have fun playing with the dead!}}
|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_necro_05.mp3|High school must be weirder than I remember.}}
|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 01.mp3|I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.}}
|I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 02.mp3|First time in New York, Talon?}}
|First time in New York, Talon?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 03.mp3|You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?}}
|You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 orion 04.mp3|Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.}}
|Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 01.mp3|You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.}}
|You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 02.mp3|If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!}}
|If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 03.mp3|I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!}}
|I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 haze 04.mp3|The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?}}
|The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 01.mp3|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.}}
|I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 02.mp3|Good huntin‘, Holliday.}}
|Good huntin‘, Holliday.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 astro 03.mp3|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.}}
|I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 01.mp3|Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?}}
|Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 02.mp3|Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.}}
|Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 inferno 03.mp3|So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.}}
|So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 01.mp3|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.}}
|It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 02.mp3|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.}}
|I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 tengu 03.mp3|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.}}
|You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 01.mp3|Word to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.}}
|Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 02.mp3|I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a ''mentsh''.}}
|I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a ''mentsh''.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 kelvin 03.mp3|If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.}}
|If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 01.mp3|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.}}
|Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 02.mp3|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.}}
|And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ghost 03.mp3|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.}}
|That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 01.mp3|Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.}}
|Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 02.mp3|So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?}}
|So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 03.mp3|Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?}}
|Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 01.mp3|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!}}
|Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 02.mp3|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.}}
|You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 03.mp3|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.}}
|You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 forge 04.mp3|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.}}
|You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.mp3|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!}}
|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.mp3|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.}}
|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.mp3|Happy to have your business, Mina.}}
|Happy to have your business, Mina.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.mp3|That a gift for the Vicount?}}
|That a gift for the Vicount?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.mp3|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.}}
|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 01.mp3|If the Djinn need anything, let me know.}}
|If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 02.mp3|You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.}}
|You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 03.mp3|Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.}}
|Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage 04.mp3|Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.}}
|Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 01.mp3|Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!}}
|Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 02.mp3|Alright boys, give ‘em hell.}}
|Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 krill 03.mp3|You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.}}
|You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.mp3|You're a good kid, don't get dead.}}
|You're a good kid, don't get dead.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.mp3|I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.}}
|I feel you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.mp3|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.}}
|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.mp3|Tell your pops I said hi.}}
|Tell your pops I said hi.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.mp3|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?}}
|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 01.mp3|They should know better than to mess with you.}}
|They should know better than to mess with you.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 02.mp3|Time comes for everyone, eh?}}
|Time comes for everyone, eh?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 chrono 03.mp3|Good luck, Paradox.}}
|Good luck, Paradox.
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 01.mp3|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.}}
|You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 02.mp3|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.}}
|Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 03.mp3|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.}}
|You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 synth 04.mp3|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.}}
|There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Rem}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_01.mp3|Hope you find your way home, kid.}}
|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_02.mp3|I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.}}
|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_03.mp3|Kid, you got great taste!}}
|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_04.mp3|You're adorable, Rem.}}
|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_familiar_05.mp3|Please don't molt in my shop.}}
|Have fun visiting New York.
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 01.mp3|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.}}
|Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 02.mp3|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.}}
|When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 03.mp3|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.}}
|I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 gigawatt 04.mp3|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.}}
|When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 01.mp3|Have fun stakin‘ people.}}
|Have fun stakin‘ people.
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 02.mp3|Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 03.mp3|Good seein‘ you, Shiv.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 04.mp3|You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.}}
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Silver}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_01.mp3|Just come back in one piece, Silver!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_02.mp3|Hope you find your bounty!}}
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_03.mp3|So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".}}
|Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_04.mp3|Need something for the hangover while you're here?}}
|Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 shiv 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_werewolf_05.mp3|Glad I don't have your job, Silver.}}
|You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.mp3|Good luck getting that divorce!}}
|Good luck getting that divorce!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.mp3|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.}}
|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.mp3|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.}}
|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.mp3|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.}}
|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.mp3|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.}}
|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Trapper}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|name=Venator}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_01.mp3|Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.}}
|I'm rooting for you, buddy.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_02.mp3|Here you go, Padre! ''(Spanish for "Father")''}}
|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_03.mp3|God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.}}
|Go Knicks!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_04.mp3|Come back any time, Father!}}
|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_priest_05.mp3|There goes one angry man.}}
|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.mp3|I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.}}
|I threw in a pack of stables, on the house.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.mp3|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!}}
|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.mp3|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.}}
|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.mp3|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.}}
|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.mp3|Good luck, dead man!}}
|Good luck, dead man!
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 01.mp3|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.}}
|If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 02.mp3|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.}}
|Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 hornet 03.mp3|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.}}
|Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 01.mp3|Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.}}
|Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 02.mp3|I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.}}
|I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viscous 03.mp3|I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.}}
|I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.mp3|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!}}
|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.mp3|I like this new V that buys things!}}
|I like this new V that buys things!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.mp3|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!}}
|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.mp3|Well, look who broke out of jail again!}}
|Well, look who broke out of jail again!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.mp3|You're my kind of lowlife, V!}}
|You're my kind of lowlife, V!
|-
|-
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
| rowspan="4" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 01.mp3|Keep fightin‘ the good fight.}}
|Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 02.mp3|Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.}}
|Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 03.mp3|I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.}}
|I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 warden 04.mp3|You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.}}
|You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 01.mp3|Big fan of your operation, Wraith.}}
|Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 02.mp3]]
|I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 03.mp3]]
|From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01.mp3]]
|Just take it and get outta here!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 02.mp3|I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?}}
|Did you just… lick your lips?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wraith 03.mp3|From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.}}
|Please don’t eat me.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01.mp3|Arigato.}}
 
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 02.mp3|Ari-gay-to.}}
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 02.mp3]]
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 03.mp3|Ari-gay-toh.}}
 
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 04.mp3|Arih-gatoh.}}
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 03.mp3]]
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 05.mp3|Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here..}}
 
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 06.mp3|Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here..}}
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 04.mp3]]
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 07.mp3|Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.}}
 
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 05.mp3]]
 
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 06.mp3]]
 
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 01 07.mp3]]
|Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 02.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 02.mp3|That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.}}
|That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 03.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 yamato 03.mp3|You have fun stabbin‘ folks.}}
|You have fun stabbin‘ folks.
|}
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!Audio
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| Belt Fed
|{{ItemIcon|Crippling Headshot}}
| || Helloo rate of fire!
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy crippling headshot 01.mp3|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.}}
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy frenzy 01.mp3|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!}}
|-
|-
|[[Crippling Headshot]]
|{{ItemIcon|Glass Cannon}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy glass cannon 01.mp3|High risk, high reward.}}
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|-
|-
|Detention Rounds
|{{ItemIcon|Lucky Shot}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy lucky shot 01.mp3|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage, amirite?!}}
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|-
|-
|[[Frenzy]]
|{{ItemIcon|Ricochet}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy richochet 01.mp3|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!}}
|Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
|-
|-
|[[Glass Cannon]]
|{{ItemIcon|Shadow Weave}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy shadow weave 01.mp3|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.}}
|High risk, high reward.
|-
|-
|[[Lucky Shot]]
|{{ItemIcon|Silencer}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy silencer 01.mp3|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.}}
|They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
|-
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Spiritual Overflow]]
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Spiritual Overflow}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy magic overflow 01.mp3|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!}}
|Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
|-
|-
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy spiritual overflow 01.mp3|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!}}
|You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
|-
|-
|[[Ricochet]]
|{{ItemIcon|Colossus}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy colossus 01.mp3|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty}}
|You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
|-
|-
|[[Silencer]]
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Diviner's Kevlar}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy diviners kevlar 01.mp3|If I were channelling a mystical ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.}}
|This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
|-
|-
|[[Siphon Bullets]]
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy diviners kevlar 02.mp3|Now, If I was, hypothetically, trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.}}
|
|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?
|-
|-
|[[Colossus]]
|{{ItemIcon|Inhibitor}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy inhibitor 01.mp3|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!}}
|Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
|-
|-
|[[Inhibitor]]
|{{ItemIcon|Leech}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy leech 01.mp3|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!}}
|If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
|-
|-
|[[Leech]]
|{{ItemIcon|Phantom Strike}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy phantom strike 01.mp3|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!}}
|Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
|-
|-
|[[Phantom Strike]]
|{{ItemIcon|Siphon Bullets}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy siphon bullets 01.mp3|Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question: what if Oathkeeper was a gun?}}
|You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
|-
|-
|[[Shadow Weave]]
|{{ItemIcon|Unstoppable}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy unstoppable 01.mp3|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!}}
|If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
|-
|-
|[[Unstoppable]]
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Vampiric Burst}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy vampiric burst 01.mp3|Looks like somebody wants to live off the blood of their enemies, amirite?}}
|My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
|-
|-
|[[Boundless Spirit]]
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy surging power 01.mp3|Reloading is for lesser men.}}
|
|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
|-
|-
|[[Curse]]
|{{ItemIcon|Veil Walker}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy veil walker 01.mp3|If you feel a little tingly when you walk in the veil, that's totally normal and probably doesn't have long-term consequences.}}
|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
|-
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Diviner's Kevlar]]
|{{ItemIcon|Boundless Spirit}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy boundless spirit 01.mp3|Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.}}
|If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
|-
|-
|
| rowspan="2" |{{ItemIcon|Cursed Relic}}
|Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy curse 01.mp3|Now ''you'', my friend, are about to make their lives hell!}}
|-
|-
|[[Echo Shard]]
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy glitch 01.mp3|I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!}}
|
|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
|-
|-
|[[Escalating Exposure]]
|{{ItemIcon|Echo Shard}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy echo shard 01.mp3|The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.}}
|Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
|-
|-
|[[Magic Carpet]]
|{{ItemIcon|Escalating Exposure}}
|
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy escalating exposure 01.mp3|Now, this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell, but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.}}
|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
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|[[Mystic Reverb]]
|{{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy magic carpet 01.mp3|Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well, not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.}}
|He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
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|[[Refresher]]
|{{ItemIcon|Mystic Reverb}}
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy mystic reverb 01.mp3|You are going to leave a lasting impression, my friend!}}
|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
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|[[Surge of Power]]
|{{ItemIcon|Refresher}}
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy refresher 01.mp3|Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!}}
|Reloading is for lesser men.
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|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}  
| {{ItemIcon|Magic Carpet}}  
| || Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog t4 mirage buys carpet.mp3|Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.}}
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| rowspan="10" |Call outs
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|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
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|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
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|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
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|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
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|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
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|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
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|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
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|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
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|Guns! Get your guns over here!
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|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 01.mp3|Stay strong, buddy!}}
|Stay strong, buddy!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 02.mp3|Good luck!}}
|Good luck!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 03.mp3|An excellent choice.}}
|An excellent choice.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 04.mp3|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.}}
|Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 05.mp3|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.}}
|Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 06.mp3|Your enemies will curse your name!}}
|Your enemies will curse your name!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 07.mp3|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!}}
|I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 08.mp3|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.}}
|Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 09.mp3|We live in interesting times, don't we?}}
|We live in interesting times, don't we?
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 10.mp3|Have fun, don't get dead!}}
|Have fun, don't get dead!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 11.mp3|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.}}
|Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 12.mp3|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?}}
|You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 13.mp3|I got more where that came from!}}
|I got more where that came from!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 14.mp3|Today you're makin' history!}}
|Today you're makin' history!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy gun 15.mp3|I-It's brutal out there, eh?}}
|I-It's brutal out there, eh?
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| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
| rowspan="16" |Purchase a Vitality item
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 01.mp3|A little protection goes a long way.}}
|A little protection goes a long way.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 02.mp3|Good luck not gettin' shot!}}
|Good luck not gettin' shot!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 03.mp3|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.}}
|If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 04.mp3|My friend, survival is paramount.}}
|My friend, survival is paramount.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 05.mp3|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.}}
|If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 06.mp3|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!}}
|Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 07.mp3|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!}}
|Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 08.mp3|Stay safe out there.}}
|Stay safe out there.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 09.mp3|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.}}
|That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 10.mp3|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.}}
|Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 11.mp3|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.}}
|Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 12.mp3|You'll be the last one standin'.}}
|You'll be the last one standin'.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 13.mp3|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!}}
|Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 14.mp3|Swing by anytime.}}
|Swing by anytime.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 15.mp3|Come back if you need anything else.}}
|Come back if you need anything else.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy armor 16.mp3|Someone's using their noodle.}}
|Someone's using their noodle.
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| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Spirit item
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 01.mp3|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.}}
|If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
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|Aah. You have discerning taste.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 02.mp3|Ah. You have discerning taste.}}
|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 03.mp3|Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.}}
|Exquisite, isn't it?
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 04.mp3|Exquisite, isn't it?}}
|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 05.mp3|Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.}}
|You're not gonna regret that.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 06.mp3|You're not gonna regret that.}}
|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 07.mp3|I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!}}
|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 08.mp3|Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.}}
|Now go out there and impose your will.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 09.mp3|Now go out there and impose your will.}}
|You have a good eye.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 10.mp3|You have a good eye.}}
|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 11.mp3|I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.}}
|Good luck completin' the ritual!
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 12.mp3|Good luck completin' the ritual!}}
|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 13.mp3|A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.}}
|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
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|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 14.mp3|Here's your chance to shape your destiny.}}
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
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| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy tech 15.mp3|You got expensive taste. I love it.}}
|
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
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|And what can I do for you?
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|Lookie what I got here.
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|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
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|How may I be of service?
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|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
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|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
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|Such delights I can sell you.
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|Welcome! Welcome.
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|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
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|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
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|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
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|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
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|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
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|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
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|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
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| rowspan="9" |Purchase a T4 Item
| rowspan="9" |Purchase a T4 Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 01.mp3|He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!}}
|He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 02 alt 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 02 alt 01.mp3|Love the hat! Never take it off!}}
|Love the hat! Never take it off!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 03 alt 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 03 alt 01.mp3|That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?}}
|That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04.mp3|Happy holidays!}}
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04 alt 01.mp3]]
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 04 alt 01.mp3|Happy holidays!}}
|Happy holidays!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 05 alt 01.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 05 alt 01.mp3|The big guy know you're workin' for him?}}
|The big guy know you're workin' for him?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 06.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 06.mp3|Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!}}
|Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 07.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 07.mp3|You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.}}
|You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 09.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 09.mp3|There goes one scary lookin' elf.}}
|There goes one scary lookin' elf.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 10.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seasonal 10.mp3|Enjoy the holiday!}}
|Enjoy the holiday!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.mp3|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.}}
|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickins, Abrams.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.mp3|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?}}
|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.mp3|Stay warm, detective!}}
|Stay warm, detective!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.mp3|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?}}
|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.mp3|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!}}
|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.mp3|Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.}}
|Lemme guess, Lash is your Secret Santa?
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.mp3|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!}}
|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.mp3|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!}}
|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.mp3|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.}}
|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.mp3|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.}}
|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnap for free.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.mp3|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?}}
|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.mp3|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!}}
|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.mp3|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!}}
|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.mp3|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?}}
|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.}}
|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.mp3|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.}}
|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.mp3|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!}}
|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.mp3|Happy holidays, you can go now.}}
|Happy holidays, you can go now.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.mp3|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?}}
|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.mp3|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!}}
|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.mp3|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.}}
|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.mp3|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.}}
|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.mp3|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.}}
|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.mp3|You're like the world's angriest Santa!}}
|You're like the world's angriest Santa!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.mp3|OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?}}
|OSIC makin you work the holidays, huh?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.mp3|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!}}
|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.mp3|Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.}}
|Hope the FEDs are givin' you time and a half.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.mp3|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.}}
|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.mp3|I ''know'' you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!}}
|I know you're looking for a serial killer, but if you got time, you should check out the Rockets.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.mp3|Happy holidays... Holliday.}}
|Happy holidays... Holliday.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.mp3|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?}}
|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.mp3|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!}}
|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.mp3|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.}}
|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.mp3|''You'' are definitely on the nice list this year!}}
|You are definitely on the nice list this year!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.mp3|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?}}
|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.mp3|Merry Christmas, Ivy.}}
|Merry Christmas, Ivy.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.mp3|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!}}
|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.mp3|Nice parka!}}
|Nice parka!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.mp3|Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?}}
|Who needs to go to Rocketfellar center when they got you around?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.mp3|For the lady who has everything.}}
|For the lady who has everything.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.mp3|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?}}
|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.mp3|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?}}
|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present, or do you just kill an extra hobo?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.mp3|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?}}
|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.mp3|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.}}
|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.mp3|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?}}
|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.mp3|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.}}
|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.mp3|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.}}
|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.mp3|Happy holidays, McGinnis!}}
|Happy holidays, McGinnis!
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.mp3|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?}}
|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.mp3|Happy holidays, Mina!}}
|Happy holidays, Mina!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.mp3|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?}}
|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Vicount?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.mp3|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?}}
|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.mp3|You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.}}
|You picked a hell of a time to visit, Mirage.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.mp3|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.}}
|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.mp3|So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?}}
|So you and Mo doin' a whole gift of the Magi this year?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.mp3|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.}}
|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.mp3|You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.}}
|You need some decorations for the old tunnel, you let me know.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.mp3|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?}}
|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.mp3|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?}}
|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.mp3|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.}}
|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.mp3|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.}}
|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.mp3|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.}}
|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Paradox.}}
|Happy holidays, Paradox.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.mp3|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.}}
|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.mp3|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?}}
|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.mp3|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.}}
|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.mp3|You're looking... festive.}}
|You're looking... festive.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.mp3|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.}}
|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.mp3|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.}}
|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.mp3|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?}}
|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lamb?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.mp3|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?}}
|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.mp3|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?}}
|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.mp3|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?}}
|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.mp3|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.}}
|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.}}
|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.mp3|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.}}
|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.mp3|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!}}
|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.mp3|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?}}
|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.mp3|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!}}
|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.mp3|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.}}
|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.mp3|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!}}
|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.mp3|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?}}
|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.mp3|Happy holidays, Viscous.}}
|Happy holidays, Viscous.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.mp3|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.}}
|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.mp3|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!}}
|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.mp3|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.}}
|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.mp3|Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.}}
|Here's a little tip, V. Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It will taste just like Christmas.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.mp3|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.}}
|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.mp3|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.}}
|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.mp3|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.}}
|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.mp3|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?}}
|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.mp3|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.}}
|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.mp3|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.}}
|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.mp3|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.}}
|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.mp3|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.mp3|Happy holidays, Yamato.}}
|}
 
==== Purchasing items ====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="15" |Weapon Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.mp3|Happy holidays.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.mp3|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.mp3|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.mp3|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.mp3|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.mp3|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.mp3|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.mp3|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.mp3|Beats a fruitcake.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.mp3|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.mp3|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.mp3|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.mp3|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.mp3|This'll help ring in the New Year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.mp3|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.}}
|-
| rowspan="15" |Spirit Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.mp3|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.mp3|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.mp3|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.mp3|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.mp3|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.mp3|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.mp3|Would you like that gift wrapped?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.mp3|I threw in a candy cane.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.mp3|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.mp3|It's one way to show your good cheer.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.mp3|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.mp3|Got anything else on the wishlist?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.mp3|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.mp3|God I love this time of year.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.mp3|Magic is just in the air, you know?}}
|-
| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.mp3|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.mp3|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!}}
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.mp3|The world's cold, better bundle up.}}
|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.ogg]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.mp3|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?}}
|Happy holidays, Yamato.
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.mp3|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.mp3|This'll keep you nice and warm.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.mp3|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.mp3|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.mp3|Beats a sweater.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.mp3|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.mp3|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.mp3|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.mp3|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.mp3|I don't do gift receipts.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.mp3|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.}}
|}
|}


== Removed and unused voice lines ==
== Removed/Unused voice lines ==
 
=== Generic ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Notes
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="42" |Unused
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 01.mp3|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 02.mp3|The Curiosity Shop awaits!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 03.mp3|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 04.mp3|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 05.mp3|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 06.mp3|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 07.mp3|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 08.mp3|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 09.mp3|Guns! Get your guns over here!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 10.mp3|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!}}
{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog call out 10 02.mp3|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!}}
|-
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window first time in the game
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 01.mp3|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 02.mp3|And what can I do for you?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 03.mp3|Lookie what I got here.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 04.mp3|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 05.mp3|How may I be of service?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 06.mp3|Y-you got souls to trade, right?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 07.mp3|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 08.mp3|Such delights I can sell you.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 09.mp3|Welcome! Welcome.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 10.mp3|Allow me to pique your curiosity.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 11.mp3|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?}}
{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 11 alt 01.mp3|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 12.mp3|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 13.mp3|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 14.mp3|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 15.mp3|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy early 16.mp3|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!}}
|-
| rowspan="6" |Close shop
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 01.mp3|I'll... see you back at the station.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 02.mp3|That's my cue to leave.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 03.mp3|Time to close up shop.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 04.mp3|Time to relocate!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 05.mp3|This ain't safe no more.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog close shop 06.mp3|Annnd I think we're done here!}}
|-
| rowspan="10" |Buy upgradable T1 item
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 01.mp3|You got a plan for ''this'' bad boy, don'tcha?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 02.mp3|Humble beginnings can lead to great things.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 03.mp3|Can't wait to see what you build with this!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 04.mp3|You wanna upgrade this thing later, let me know.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 05.mp3|I see where you're goin' with this.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 06.mp3|Start small, build your way up. I like it.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 07.mp3|Start with the basics, you can always improve it later.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 08.mp3|You're laying down the groundwork for somethin' impressive.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 09.mp3|Anytime you wanna improve this, I'll be right here.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy t1 upgradeable 10.mp3|Gotta start somewhere, right?}}
|}
=== Item-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item
!Audio
|-
| Belt Fed
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy belt fed 01.mp3|Helloo rate of fire!}}
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|Detention Rounds
|{{Audio link|shopkeeper hotdog buy detention 01.mp3|They're gonna stand there and weep while you shoot 'em.}}
|}
=== Hero-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Notes
!Hero
!Hero
!Audio
!Audio
!Transcription
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| rowspan="6" |Removed
|{{PageRef|Calico}}
|{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02 old.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 nano 02 old.mp3|You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.}}
|You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
|-
| rowspan="2" |{{PageRef|name=Celeste}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_02.mp3|Good luck, Pepper!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper_hotdog_t4_unicorn_03.mp3|Lookin' good, Pepper!}}
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01 old.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01 old.mp3|Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.}}
|Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02 old.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02 old.mp3|After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!}}
|After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03 old.mp3]]
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03 old.mp3|Give 'em hell, buddy!}}
|Give 'em hell, buddy!
|-
| rowspan="18" |Unused
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.mp3|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.mp3|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.mp3|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.}}
{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.mp3|Thanks for keepin' the park safe!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.mp3|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.mp3|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.mp3|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?}}
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.mp3|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.mp3|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.mp3|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.mp3|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.}}
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|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 05.mp3|Have fun visiting New York.}}
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Trapper}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 01.mp3|I'm rooting for you, buddy.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.mp3|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.mp3|Go Knicks!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.mp3|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.mp3|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.}}
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wrecker}}
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 01.mp3|Just take it and get outta here!}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 02.mp3|Did you just… lick your lips?}}
|-
|{{Audio link|Shopkeeper hotdog t4 wrecker 03.mp3|Please don’t eat me.}}
|}
|}


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.


* The Shopkeeper model is also used for the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]] stalls.
* The Shopkeeper model is also used for the [[The New York Oracle|Newscaster]] stalls.
* Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for [[Priest]].
* Jason Keller has also provided [[Generic Male/Quotes|temp VO]] for {{HeroIcon|Venator}}, before his official release when he was named "Priest".


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Latest revision as of 20:10, 11 August 2026

Curiosity Shop
The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.
I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[1] who also voices the Newscaster.

The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.[2][3] The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.[4]

The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics.[5][6][7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.[8][9]

The Shopkeeper plays in WraithWraith's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[10][11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[12] Wraith also has a marker on him.[13]

The Shopkeeper has been robbed by VyperVyper in the past.[14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[15]

The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.[16]

Voice lines

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See Shopkeeper on Deadlock Voice Line Viewer for any missing voice lines or sound files.

Hero-Specific voice lines

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These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero Audio
Abrams Good luck, Detective Abrams.
You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
ApolloApollo Thanks for spending your parents' money!
Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!
You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.
You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.
Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...
Bebop Have fun out there, Bebop.
Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Billy Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
Have fun tearin' a machine down!
Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
Must be nice havin' ideals.
Calico Keep the cat off the counter.
So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
Blood money is like normal money with a story.
CelesteCeleste See you on Coney later!
Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!
Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?
The Doorman Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
Good luck defending The Baroness!
I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
Good luck out there, Doorman!
Drifter You Louisiana boys know how to party.
Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)
Let the good times roll, baby!
You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
Dynamo How’s Marla doing, Professor?
Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
GravesGraves Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!
I know a theater kid when I see one.
Have fun playing with the dead!
High school must be weirder than I remember.
Grey Talon I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
First time in New York, Talon?
You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
Good huntin‘, Holliday.
I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin Word to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.
If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mina Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
Happy to have your business, Mina.
That a gift for the Vicount?
Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
Mirage If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paige You're a good kid, don't get dead.
I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
Tell your pops I said hi.
Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
Paradox They should know better than to mess with you.
Time comes for everyone, eh?
Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
RemRem Hope you find your way home, kid.
I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.
Kid, you got great taste!
You're adorable, Rem.
Please don't molt in my shop.
Seven Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv Have fun stakin‘ people.
Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
SilverSilver Just come back in one piece, Silver!
Hope you find your bounty!
So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".
Need something for the hangover while you're here?
Glad I don't have your job, Silver.
Sinclair Good luck getting that divorce!
Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
VenatorVenator Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.
Here you go, Padre! (Spanish for "Father")
God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.
Come back any time, Father!
There goes one angry man.
Victor I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
Good luck, dead man!
Vindicta If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Vyper Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
I like this new V that buys things!
I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
Well, look who broke out of jail again!
You're my kind of lowlife, V!
Warden Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Yamato Arigato.

Ari-gay-to. Ari-gay-toh. Arih-gatoh. Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here.. Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here.. Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.

That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
You have fun stabbin‘ folks.

Item-Specific voice lines

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Item Audio
Crippling Headshot Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Frenzy Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage, amirite?!
Ricochet You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Shadow Weave If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Silencer This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Spiritual Overflow Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Colossus Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Diviner's Kevlar If I were channelling a mystical ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
Now, If I was, hypothetically, trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Inhibitor If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Siphon Bullets Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question: what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Unstoppable My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Vampiric Burst Looks like somebody wants to live off the blood of their enemies, amirite?
Reloading is for lesser men.
Veil Walker If you feel a little tingly when you walk in the veil, that's totally normal and probably doesn't have long-term consequences.
Boundless Spirit Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Cursed Relic Now you, my friend, are about to make their lives hell!
I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Echo Shard The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure Now, this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell, but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Magic Carpet Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well, not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
Mystic Reverb You are going to leave a lasting impression, my friend!
Refresher Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!

Hero and Item-Specific

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Hero Item Audio
Mirage Magic Carpet Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.

Generic voice lines

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Context Audio
Purchase a Weapon item Stay strong, buddy!
Good luck!
An excellent choice.
Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
Your enemies will curse your name!
I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
We live in interesting times, don't we?
Have fun, don't get dead!
Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
I got more where that came from!
Today you're makin' history!
I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item A little protection goes a long way.
Good luck not gettin' shot!
If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
My friend, survival is paramount.
If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
Stay safe out there.
That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
You'll be the last one standin'.
Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
Swing by anytime.
Come back if you need anything else.
Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
Ah. You have discerning taste.
Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
Exquisite, isn't it?
Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
You're not gonna regret that.
I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
Now go out there and impose your will.
You have a good eye.
I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
Good luck completin' the ritual!
A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
You got expensive taste. I love it.

Seasonal voice lines

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These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.

Winter event 2024

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Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.

Context Audio
Purchase a T4 Item He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
Love the hat! Never take it off!
That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?
Happy holidays!

Happy holidays!

The big guy know you're workin' for him?
Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
There goes one scary lookin' elf.
Enjoy the holiday!

Winter event 2025

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Hero-Specific voice lines

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These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero Audio
Abrams That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
Stay warm, detective!
Bebop It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
Billy Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
Calico It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
The Doorman Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
Drifter I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
I heard you whistling earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
Happy holidays, you can go now.
Dynamo Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
Grey Talon I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
You're like the world's angriest Santa!
Haze OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
Holliday Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
I know you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
Happy holidays... Holliday.
Infernus Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
Ivy You are definitely on the nice list this year!
This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
Merry Christmas, Ivy.
Kelvin Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
Nice parka!
Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
Lady Geist For the lady who has everything.
Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
Lash Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
McGinnis I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
Happy holidays, McGinnis!
Mina Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
Happy holidays, Mina!
You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
Mirage You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
Mo & Krill So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
Paige You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Paradox I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
Happy holidays, Paradox.
Pocket It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
Seven You're looking... festive.
Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
Shiv Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
Sinclair I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
Victor You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
Vindicta You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
Viscous What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
Happy holidays, Viscous.
Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
Vyper You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
Warden Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
Wraith What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
Yamato Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
Happy holidays, Yamato.

Purchasing items

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Context Audio
Weapon Item Happy holidays.
You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
Now that's a stocking stuffer!
Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
Beats a fruitcake.
Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
This'll help ring in the New Year.
Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
Spirit Item Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
Would you like that gift wrapped?
I threw in a candy cane.
I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
It's one way to show your good cheer.
Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
Got anything else on the wishlist?
We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
God I love this time of year.
Magic is just in the air, you know?
Vitality Item Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
The world's cold, better bundle up.
Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
This'll keep you nice and warm.
If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
Beats a sweater.
You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
I don't do gift receipts.
Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.

Removed/Unused voice lines

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Notes Context Audio
Unused Call outs Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
The Curiosity Shop awaits!
Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
Guns! Get your guns over here!
You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!

You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!

Open the shop window first time in the game Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
And what can I do for you?
Lookie what I got here.
These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
How may I be of service?
Y-you got souls to trade, right?
If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
Such delights I can sell you.
Welcome! Welcome.
Allow me to pique your curiosity.
What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?

What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?

Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
Close shop I'll... see you back at the station.
That's my cue to leave.
Time to close up shop.
Time to relocate!
This ain't safe no more.
Annnd I think we're done here!
Buy upgradable T1 item You got a plan for this bad boy, don'tcha?
Humble beginnings can lead to great things.
Can't wait to see what you build with this!
You wanna upgrade this thing later, let me know.
I see where you're goin' with this.
Start small, build your way up. I like it.
Start with the basics, you can always improve it later.
You're laying down the groundwork for somethin' impressive.
Anytime you wanna improve this, I'll be right here.
Gotta start somewhere, right?

Item-Specific

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Item Audio
Belt Fed Helloo rate of fire!
Detention Rounds They're gonna stand there and weep while you shoot 'em.

Hero-Specific

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Notes Hero Audio
Removed Calico You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
CelesteCeleste Good luck, Pepper!
Lookin' good, Pepper!
Wrecker Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
Give 'em hell, buddy!
Unused Fathom Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me.

Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. Thanks for keepin' the park safe!

Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
Raven Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
До свидания! (Goodbye!)
I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
Have fun visiting New York.
Trapper I'm rooting for you, buddy.
From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
Go Knicks!
Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
Wrecker Just take it and get outta here!
Did you just… lick your lips?
Please don’t eat me.

Trivia

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  • The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
  • Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Venator, before his official release when he was named "Priest".

References

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  1. Jason Keller's resume - https://jasonkeller-actor.com
  2. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"
  3. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"
  4. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"
  5. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"
  6. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
  7. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
  8. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
  9. Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
  10. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"
  11. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
  12. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
  13. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
  14. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
  15. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
  16. ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."
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