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The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.
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I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.
The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.
The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[ 1] who also voices the Newscaster .
The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.[ 2] [ 3] The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.[ 4]
The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics .[ 5] [ 6] [ 7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.[ 8] [ 9]
The Shopkeeper plays in Wraith 's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[ 10] [ 11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[ 12] Wraith also has a marker on him.[ 13]
The Shopkeeper has been robbed by Vyper in the past.[ 14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[ 15]
The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.[ 16]
See Shopkeeper on Deadlock Voice Line Viewer for any missing voice lines or sound files.
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
Hero
Audio
Abrams
Good luck, Detective Abrams.
You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
Apollo
Thanks for spending your parents' money!
Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!
You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.
You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.
Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...
Bebop
Have fun out there, Bebop.
Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Billy
Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
Have fun tearin' a machine down!
Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
Must be nice havin' ideals.
Calico
Keep the cat off the counter.
So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
Blood money is like normal money with a story.
Celeste
See you on Coney later!
Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!
Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?
The Doorman
Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
Good luck defending The Baroness!
I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
Good luck out there, Doorman!
Drifter
You Louisiana boys know how to party.
Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)
Let the good times roll, baby!
You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
Dynamo
How’s Marla doing, Professor?
Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
Graves
Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!
I know a theater kid when I see one.
Have fun playing with the dead!
High school must be weirder than I remember.
Grey Talon
I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
First time in New York, Talon?
You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze
You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday
I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
Good huntin‘, Holliday.
I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus
Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy
It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin
Word to the wise; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh .
If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist
Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash
Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis
Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mina
Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
Happy to have your business, Mina.
That a gift for the Vicount?
Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
Mirage
If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill
Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paige
You're a good kid, don't get dead.
I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
Tell your pops I said hi.
Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
Paradox
They should know better than to mess with you.
Time comes for everyone, eh?
Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket
You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
Rem
Hope you find your way home, kid.
I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.
Kid, you got great taste!
You're adorable, Rem.
Please don't molt in my shop.
Seven
Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv
Have fun stakin‘ people.
Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
Silver
Just come back in one piece, Silver!
Hope you find your bounty!
So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".
Need something for the hangover while you're here?
Glad I don't have your job, Silver.
Sinclair
Good luck getting that divorce!
Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
Venator
Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.
Here you go, Padre! (Spanish for "Father")
God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.
Come back any time, Father!
There goes one angry man.
Victor
I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
Good luck, dead man!
Vindicta
If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous
Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Vyper
Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
I like this new V that buys things!
I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
Well, look who broke out of jail again!
You're my kind of lowlife, V!
Warden
Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith
Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Yamato
Arigato.
Ari-gay-to.
Ari-gay-toh.
Arih-gatoh.
Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here..
Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here..
Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.
That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
You have fun stabbin‘ folks.
Item
Audio
Crippling Headshot
Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Frenzy
Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon
High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot
They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage, amirite?!
Ricochet
You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Shadow Weave
If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Silencer
This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Spiritual Overflow
Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Colossus
Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Diviner's Kevlar
If I were channelling a mystical ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
Now, If I was, hypothetically, trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Inhibitor
If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech
Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike
You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Siphon Bullets
Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question: what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Unstoppable
My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Vampiric Burst
Looks like somebody wants to live off the blood of their enemies, amirite?
Reloading is for lesser men.
Veil Walker
If you feel a little tingly when you walk in the veil, that's totally normal and probably doesn't have long-term consequences.
Boundless Spirit
Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Cursed Relic
Now you , my friend, are about to make their lives hell!
I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Echo Shard
The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure
Now, this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell, but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Magic Carpet
Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well, not an actual guarantee-you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
Mystic Reverb
You are going to leave a lasting impression, my friend!
Refresher
Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
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Audio
Purchase a Weapon item
Stay strong, buddy!
Good luck!
An excellent choice.
Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
Your enemies will curse your name!
I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
We live in interesting times, don't we?
Have fun, don't get dead!
Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
I got more where that came from!
Today you're makin' history!
I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item
A little protection goes a long way.
Good luck not gettin' shot!
If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
My friend, survival is paramount.
If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
Stay safe out there.
That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
You'll be the last one standin'.
Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
Swing by anytime.
Come back if you need anything else.
Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item
If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
Ah. You have discerning taste.
Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
Exquisite, isn't it?
Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
You're not gonna regret that.
I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
Now go out there and impose your will.
You have a good eye.
I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
Good luck completin' the ritual!
A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
You got expensive taste. I love it.
These voice lines are played only during seasonal events .
Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
Hero
Audio
Abrams
That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
Stay warm, detective!
Bebop
It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
Billy
Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
Calico
It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
The Doorman
Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
Drifter
I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
I heard you whistling earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
Happy holidays, you can go now.
Dynamo
Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
Grey Talon
I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
You're like the world's angriest Santa!
Haze
OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
Holliday
Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
I know you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
Happy holidays... Holliday.
Infernus
Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
Ivy
You are definitely on the nice list this year!
This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
Merry Christmas, Ivy.
Kelvin
Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
Nice parka!
Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
Lady Geist
For the lady who has everything.
Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
Lash
Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
McGinnis
I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
Happy holidays, McGinnis!
Mina
Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
Happy holidays, Mina!
You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
Mirage
You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
Mo & Krill
So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
Paige
You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Paradox
I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
Happy holidays, Paradox.
Pocket
It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
Seven
You're looking... festive.
Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
Shiv
Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
Sinclair
I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
Victor
You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
Vindicta
You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
Viscous
What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
Happy holidays, Viscous.
Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
Vyper
You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
Warden
Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
Wraith
What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
Yamato
Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
Happy holidays, Yamato.
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Audio
Weapon Item
Happy holidays.
You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
Now that's a stocking stuffer!
Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
Beats a fruitcake.
Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
This'll help ring in the New Year.
Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
Spirit Item
Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
Would you like that gift wrapped?
I threw in a candy cane.
I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
It's one way to show your good cheer.
Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
Got anything else on the wishlist?
We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
God I love this time of year.
Magic is just in the air, you know?
Vitality Item
Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
The world's cold, better bundle up.
Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
This'll keep you nice and warm.
If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
Beats a sweater.
You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
I don't do gift receipts.
Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.
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Call outs
Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
The Curiosity Shop awaits!
Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
Guns! Get your guns over here!
You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!
You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben?.. Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotchkes!
Open the shop window first time in the game
Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
And what can I do for you?
Lookie what I got here.
These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
How may I be of service?
Y-you got souls to trade, right?
If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
Such delights I can sell you.
Welcome! Welcome.
Allow me to pique your curiosity.
What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
Close shop
I'll... see you back at the station.
That's my cue to leave.
Time to close up shop.
Time to relocate!
This ain't safe no more.
Annnd I think we're done here!
Buy upgradable T1 item
You got a plan for this bad boy, don'tcha?
Humble beginnings can lead to great things.
Can't wait to see what you build with this!
You wanna upgrade this thing later, let me know.
I see where you're goin' with this.
Start small, build your way up. I like it.
Start with the basics, you can always improve it later.
You're laying down the groundwork for somethin' impressive.
Anytime you wanna improve this, I'll be right here.
Gotta start somewhere, right?
The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Venator , before his official release when he was named "Priest".
↑ Jason Keller's resume - https://jasonkeller-actor.com
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"
↑ Shopkeeper 's unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"
↑ Shopkeeper 's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
↑ Newscaster headline 38 : "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
↑ Shopkeeper 's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."