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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.mp3]]
|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
|Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.mp3]]
|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
|Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.mp3]]
|Have fun tearin' a machine down!
|Have fun tearin' a machine down!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.mp3]]
|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
|Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.mp3]]
|Must be nice havin' ideals.
|Must be nice havin' ideals.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.mp3]]
|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
|Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.mp3]]
|Good luck defending [[The Baroness]]!
|Good luck defending [[The Baroness]]!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.mp3]]
|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
|I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.mp3]]
|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
|You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.mp3]]
|Good luck out there, Doorman!
|Good luck out there, Doorman!
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.mp3]]
|You Louisiana boys know how to party.
|You Louisiana boys know how to party.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.mp3]]
|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''
|Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! ''(Let the good times roll!)''
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.mp3]]
|Let the good times roll, baby!
|Let the good times roll, baby!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.mp3]]
|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
|You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.mp3]]
|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
|You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.mp3]]
|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
|Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.mp3]]
|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
|As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.mp3]]
|Happy to have your business, Mina.
|Happy to have your business, Mina.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.mp3]]
|That a gift for the Vicount?
|That a gift for the Vicount?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.mp3]]
|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
|Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.mp3]]
|You're a good kid, don't get dead.
|You're a good kid, don't get dead.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.mp3]]
|I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
|I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.mp3]]
|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
|Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.mp3]]
|Tell your pops I said hi.
|Tell your pops I said hi.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.mp3]]
|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
|Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.mp3]]
|Good luck getting that divorce!
|Good luck getting that divorce!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.mp3]]
|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
|Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.mp3]]
|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
|Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.mp3]]
|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
|You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.mp3]]
|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
|Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.mp3]]
|I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
|I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.mp3]]
|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
|Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.mp3]]
|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
|I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.mp3]]
|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
|It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.mp3]]
|Good luck, dead man!
|Good luck, dead man!
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.mp3]]
|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
|Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.mp3]]
|I like this new V that buys things!
|I like this new V that buys things!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.mp3]]
|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
|I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.mp3]]
|Well, look who broke out of jail again!
|Well, look who broke out of jail again!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.mp3]]
|You're my kind of lowlife, V!
|You're my kind of lowlife, V!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.mp3]]
|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
|That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.mp3]]
|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
|Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.mp3]]
|Stay warm, detective!
|Stay warm, detective!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Bebop}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.mp3]]
|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
|It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.mp3]]
|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
|Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.mp3]]
|Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
|Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Billy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.mp3]]
|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
|Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.mp3]]
|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
|Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.mp3]]
|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
|Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Calico}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.mp3]]
|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
|It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.mp3]]
|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
|So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.mp3]]
|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
|You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|The Doorman}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.mp3]]
|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
|Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.mp3]]
|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
|The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
|Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Drifter}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.mp3]]
|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
|I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.mp3]]
|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
|I heard you ''whistling'' earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, you can go now.
|Happy holidays, you can go now.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Dynamo}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.mp3]]
|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
|Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.mp3]]
|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
|It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.mp3]]
|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
|Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.mp3]]
|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
|I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.mp3]]
|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
|This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.mp3]]
|You're like the world's angriest Santa!
|You're like the world's angriest Santa!
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.mp3]]
|OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
|OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.mp3]]
|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
|You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.mp3]]
|Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
|Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.mp3]]
|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
|Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.mp3]]
|I ''know'' you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
|I ''know'' you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays... Holliday.
|Happy holidays... Holliday.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Infernus}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.mp3]]
|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
|Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
|-
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.mp3]]
|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
|Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.mp3]]
|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
|I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Ivy}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.mp3]]
|''You'' are definitely on the nice list this year!
|''You'' are definitely on the nice list this year!
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.mp3]]
|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
|This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.mp3]]
|Merry Christmas, Ivy.
|Merry Christmas, Ivy.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Kelvin}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.mp3]]
|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
|Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.mp3]]
|Nice parka!
|Nice parka!
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.mp3]]
|Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
|Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lady Geist}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.mp3]]
|For the lady who has everything.
|For the lady who has everything.
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.mp3]]
|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
|Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.mp3]]
|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
|So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Lash}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.mp3]]
|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
|Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.mp3]]
|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
|Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.mp3]]
|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
|Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
|-
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|McGinnis}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.mp3]]
|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
|I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
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|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.mp3]]
|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
|When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, McGinnis!
|Happy holidays, McGinnis!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mina}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.mp3]]
|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
|Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Mina!
|Happy holidays, Mina!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.mp3]]
|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
|You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mirage}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.mp3]]
|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
|You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.mp3]]
|You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
|You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.mp3]]
|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
|Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Mo & Krill}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.mp3]]
|So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
|So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.mp3]]
|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
|You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.mp3]]
|You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
|You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paige}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.mp3]]
|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
|You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.mp3]]
|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
|I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.mp3]]
|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
|Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Paradox}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.mp3]]
|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
|I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.mp3]]
|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
|Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Paradox.
|Happy holidays, Paradox.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Pocket}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.mp3]]
|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
|It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.mp3]]
|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
|So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.mp3]]
|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
|Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.mp3]]
|You're looking... festive.
|You're looking... festive.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.mp3]]
|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
|Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.mp3]]
|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
|I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Shiv}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.mp3]]
|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
|Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.mp3]]
|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
|The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.mp3]]
|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
|Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Sinclair}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.mp3]]
|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
|I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.mp3]]
|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
|Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
|Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Victor}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.mp3]]
|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
|You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.mp3]]
|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
|C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.mp3]]
|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
|Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vindicta}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.mp3]]
|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
|You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.mp3]]
|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
|Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.mp3]]
|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
|Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Viscous}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.mp3]]
|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
|What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Viscous.
|Happy holidays, Viscous.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.mp3]]
|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
|Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Vyper}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.mp3]]
|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
|You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.mp3]]
|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
|Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.mp3]]
|Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
|Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Warden}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.mp3]]
|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
|Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.mp3]]
|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
|You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.mp3]]
|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
|Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.mp3]]
|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
|What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.mp3]]
|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
|Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.mp3]]
|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
|The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
|-
|-
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Yamato}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.mp3]]
|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
|Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.mp3]]
|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
|New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.mp3]]
|Happy holidays, Yamato.
|Happy holidays, Yamato.
|}
|}
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| rowspan="15" |Weapon Item
| rowspan="15" |Weapon Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.mp3]]
|Happy holidays.
|Happy holidays.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.mp3]]
|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
|You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.mp3]]
|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!
|Now ''that's'' a stocking stuffer!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.mp3]]
|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
|Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.mp3]]
|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
|I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.mp3]]
|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
|"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.mp3]]
|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
|I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.mp3]]
|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
|Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.mp3]]
|Beats a fruitcake.
|Beats a fruitcake.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.mp3]]
|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
|Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.mp3]]
|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
|Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.mp3]]
|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
|I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.mp3]]
|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
|You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.mp3]]
|This'll help ring in the New Year.
|This'll help ring in the New Year.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.mp3]]
|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
|Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
|-
|-
| rowspan="15" |Ability Item
| rowspan="15" |Ability Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.mp3]]
|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
|Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.mp3]]
|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
|You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.mp3]]
|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
|Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.mp3]]
|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
|The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.mp3]]
|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
|Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.mp3]]
|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
|Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.mp3]]
|Would you like that gift wrapped?
|Would you like that gift wrapped?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.mp3]]
|I threw in a candy cane.
|I threw in a candy cane.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.mp3]]
|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
|I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.mp3]]
|It's one way to show your good cheer.
|It's one way to show your good cheer.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.mp3]]
|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
|Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.mp3]]
|Got anything else on the wishlist?
|Got anything else on the wishlist?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.mp3]]
|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
|We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.mp3]]
|God I love this time of year.
|God I love this time of year.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.mp3]]
|Magic is just in the air, you know?
|Magic is just in the air, you know?
|-
|-
| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
| rowspan="15" |Vitality Item
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.mp3]]
|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
|Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.mp3]]
|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
|Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.mp3]]
|The world's cold, better bundle up.
|The world's cold, better bundle up.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.mp3]]
|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
|Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.mp3]]
|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
|Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.mp3]]
|This'll keep you nice and warm.
|This'll keep you nice and warm.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.mp3]]
|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
|If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.mp3]]
|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
|I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.mp3]]
|Beats a sweater.
|Beats a sweater.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.mp3]]
|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
|You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.mp3]]
|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
|Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.mp3]]
|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
|People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.mp3]]
|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
|Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.mp3]]
|I don't do gift receipts.
|I don't do gift receipts.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.mp3]]
|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.
|Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.
|}
|}
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Fathom}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.mp3]]
| rowspan="18" |Unused
| rowspan="18" |Unused
|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
|Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.mp3]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.ogg]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.mp3]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.ogg]]
[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.mp3]]
|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!)
|Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!)
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.mp3]]
|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
|Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.mp3]]
|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
|Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.mp3]]
|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
|Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
|-
|-
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Raven}}
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.mp3]]
|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
|Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.mp3]]
|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
|Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.mp3]]
|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''
|До свидания! ''(Goodbye!)''
|-
|-
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.ogg]]
|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.mp3]]
|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
|I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
|-
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|Have fun visiting New York.
|Have fun visiting New York.
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|I'm rooting for you, buddy.
|I'm rooting for you, buddy.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.mp3]]
|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
|From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.mp3]]
|Go Knicks!
|Go Knicks!
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.mp3]]
|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
|Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.mp3]]
|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
|The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
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Curiosity Shop
The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.
“
I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

— The Shopkeeper

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[1] who also voices the Newscaster.

Lore

The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.[2][3] The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.[4]

The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics.[5][6][7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.[8][9]

The Shopkeeper plays in WraithWraith's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[10][11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[12] Wraith also has a marker on him.[13]

The Shopkeeper has been robbed by VyperVyper in the past.[14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[15]

The Shopkeeper dislikes Santa Claus.[16]

Voice lines

Hero-Specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero Audio Transcription
Abrams File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3 Good luck, Detective Abrams.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3 You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3 I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
ApolloApollo Thanks for spending your parents' money!
Look at me, rubbing shoulders with the royals!
You need anything else, Apollo? I'm your guy.
You got a punchable face, but a wallet anyone would love.
Don't suppose I could buy that sword off ya...
Bebop Have fun out there, Bebop.
Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Billy Good luck fightin' the man, Billy!
Thanks for shopping local, Billy!
Have fun tearin' a machine down!
Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something.
Must be nice havin' ideals.
Calico Keep the cat off the counter.
So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
Blood money is like normal money with a story.
CelesteCeleste See you on Coney later!
Tell the boys at the Sideshow I say hi!
Just got off your shift at the Sideshow?
The Doorman Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me and the missus brunch reservations for Sunday?
Good luck defending The Baroness!
I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend.
You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me.
Good luck out there, Doorman!
Drifter You Louisiana boys know how to party.
Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)
Let the good times roll, baby!
You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word.
You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad.
Dynamo How’s Marla doing, Professor?
Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
GravesGraves Shouldn't you be in class? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
You Blackmore kids are into some wild stuff!
I know a theater kid when I see one.
Have fun playing with the dead!
High school must be weirder than I remember.
Grey Talon I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
First time in New York, Talon?
You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3 I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3 Good huntin‘, Holliday.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3 I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3 It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3 I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3 You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.
If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3 Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3 And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3 That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3 Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3 You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3 You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3 You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mina Thanks for not drinkin' my blood!
As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina.
Happy to have your business, Mina.
That a gift for the Vicount?
Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer.
Mirage If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paige You're a good kid, don't get dead.
I feel like you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige.
Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you.
Tell your pops I said hi.
Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay?
Paradox File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3 They should know better than to mess with you.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3 Time comes for everyone, eh?
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3 Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3 You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3 Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3 You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3 There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
RemRem Hope you find your way home, kid.
I don't know what you are, but I love that you have money.
Kid, you got great taste!
You're adorable, Rem.
Please don't molt in my shop.
Seven File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3 Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3 When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3 I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3 When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv Have fun stakin‘ people.
Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
SilverSilver Just come back in one piece, Silver!
Hope you find your bounty!
So I see we're leaning in on the "dead" part of "dead or alive".
Need something for the hangover while you're here?
Glad I don't have your job, Silver.
Sinclair Good luck getting that divorce!
Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
VenatorVenator Hope that guy doesn't teach Sunday School.
Here you go, Padre! (Spanish for "Father")
God may protect... but sometimes the big man upstairs needs a helping hand.
Come back any time, Father!
There goes one angry man.
Victor I threw in a pack of staples, on the house.
Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave!
I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together.
It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me.
Good luck, dead man!
Vindicta File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3 If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3 Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3 Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Vyper Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
I like this new V that buys things!
I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
Well, look who broke out of jail again!
You're my kind of lowlife, V!
Warden Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Yamato

Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")
That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
You have fun stabbin‘ folks.

Item-Specific voice lines

Item Audio Transcription
Belt Fed Helloo rate of fire!
Crippling Headshot Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Detention Rounds They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
Frenzy Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
Spiritual Overflow Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Ricochet You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Silencer This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Siphon Bullets Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Colossus Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Inhibitor If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Shadow Weave If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Unstoppable My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Boundless Spirit Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Cursed Relic I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Diviner's Kevlar If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Echo Shard The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Magic Carpet Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
Mystic Reverb He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
Refresher Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
Surge of Power Reloading is for lesser men.

Hero and Item-Specific

Hero Item Audio Transcription
Mirage Magic Carpet Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.

Generic voice lines

Context Audio Transcription
Call outs Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
The Curiosity Shop awaits!
Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
Guns! Get your guns over here!
You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
Purchase a Weapon item Stay strong, buddy!
Good luck!
An excellent choice.
Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
Your enemies will curse your name!
I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
We live in interesting times, don't we?
Have fun, don't get dead!
Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
I got more where that came from!
Today you're makin' history!
I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item A little protection goes a long way.
Good luck not gettin' shot!
If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
My friend, survival is paramount.
If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
Stay safe out there.
That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
You'll be the last one standin'.
Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
Swing by anytime.
Come back if you need anything else.
Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
Aah. You have discerning taste.
Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
Exquisite, isn't it?
Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
You're not gonna regret that.
I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
Now go out there and impose your will.
You have a good eye.
I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
Good luck completin' the ritual!
A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
You got expensive taste. I love it.
Open the shop window early in the game Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
And what can I do for you?
Lookie what I got here.
These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
How may I be of service?
Y-you got souls to trade, right?
If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
Such delights I can sell you.
Welcome! Welcome.
Allow me to pique your curiosity.
What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!

Seasonal voice lines

These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.

Winter event 2024

Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.

Context Audio Transcription
Purchase a T4 Item He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
Love the hat! Never take it off!
That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?

Happy holidays!
The big guy know you're workin' for him?
Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
There goes one scary lookin' elf.
Enjoy the holiday!

Winter event 2025

Hero-Specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero Audio Transcription
Abrams That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickens, Abrams.
Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey?
Stay warm, detective!
Bebop It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly?
Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great!
Lemme guess... Lash is your Secret Santa.
Billy Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great!
Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you!
Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy.
Calico It's the holidays, I threw in some catnip for free.
So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year?
You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma!
The Doorman Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year!
The Baroness doing anything special for New Years?
Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman.
Drifter I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter.
I heard you whistling earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive!
Happy holidays, you can go now.
Dynamo Gettin' in a little last minute shopping?
It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor!
Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor.
Grey Talon I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry.
This year, you're giving the gift of revenge.
You're like the world's angriest Santa!
Haze OSIC makin' you work the holidays, huh?
You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis!
Hope the Feds are givin' you time and a half.
Holliday Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday.
I know you're looking for a serial killer... but if you got time, you should check out the Rockettes!
Happy holidays... Holliday.
Infernus Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right?
Tell Hank, happy holidays from me!
I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm.
Ivy You are definitely on the nice list this year!
This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself?
Merry Christmas, Ivy.
Kelvin Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin!
Nice parka!
Who needs to go to Rockefeller Center when they got you around?
Lady Geist For the lady who has everything.
Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas?
So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present? Or do you just, kill an extra hobo?
Lash Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday?
Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday.
Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it?
McGinnis I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop.
When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys.
Happy holidays, McGinnis!
Mina Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in?
Happy holidays, Mina!
You pickin' this up as a gift for the Viscount?
Mirage You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later?
You picked a hell of a time of year to visit, Mirage.
Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays.
Mo & Krill So you and Mo doin' a whole "Gift of the Magi" thing this year?
You know what you boys need? Santa hats.
You need some decorations for the old hovel, you let me know.
Paige You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year?
I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right?
Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Paradox I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox.
Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox.
Happy holidays, Paradox.
Pocket It's always nice to visit family for the holidays.
So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual?
Buying something for when you see your dad, I see.
Seven You're looking... festive.
Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven.
I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list.
Shiv Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lam?
The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh?
Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives?
Sinclair I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year?
Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays.
Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases.
Victor You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor.
C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little!
Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt?
Vindicta You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle!
Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer.
Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here!
Viscous What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous?
Happy holidays, Viscous.
Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you.
Vyper You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!
Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order.
Here's a little tip, V: Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It'll taste like Christmas.
Warden Smile, Warden, it's the holidays.
You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life.
Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. 'Cause you look like someone who needs a hug.
Wraith What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?
Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus.
The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay.
Yamato Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York.
New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it?
Happy holidays, Yamato.

Purchasing items

Context Audio Transcription
Weapon Item Happy holidays.
You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him.
Now that's a stocking stuffer!
Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now!
I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared.
"Not a creature stirring" my ass, you need a gun.
I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive.
Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year.
Beats a fruitcake.
Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents.
Flash this and they'll bring you the figgy pudding real fast.
I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets!
You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas! I don't care!
This'll help ring in the New Year.
Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting.
Ability Item Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya.
You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it.
Who doesn't love a little holiday magic?
The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy.
Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop.
Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York.
Would you like that gift wrapped?
I threw in a candy cane.
I hope one of those bad boys is under the tree for me.
It's one way to show your good cheer.
Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh?
Got anything else on the wishlist?
We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested.
God I love this time of year.
Magic is just in the air, you know?
Vitality Item Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season.
Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now!
The world's cold, better bundle up.
Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right?
Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party.
This'll keep you nice and warm.
If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready.
I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those.
Beats a sweater.
You can't always count on a Christmas miracle!
Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh?
People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful.
Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter!
I don't do gift receipts.
Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here.

Removed and unused voice lines

Hero Audio Notes Transcription
Calico Removed You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
CelesteCeleste Good luck, Pepper!
Lookin' good, Pepper!
Wrecker Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
Give 'em hell, buddy!
Fathom Unused Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.

Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!)
Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
Raven Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
До свидания! (Goodbye!)
I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
Have fun visiting New York.
Trapper I'm rooting for you, buddy.
From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
Go Knicks!
Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
Wrecker Just take it and get outta here!
Did you just… lick your lips?
Please don’t eat me.

Trivia

  • The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.
  • The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
  • Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Priest.

References

  1. ↑ Deadlock on IMDb
  2. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"
  3. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!"
  4. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Dynamo buys T4 item): "Okay, so how does this work? I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?"
  5. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's unused voice line (Trapper buys T4 item): "Go Knicks!"
  6. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
  7. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
  8. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
  9. ↑ Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
  10. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"
  11. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
  12. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
  13. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
  14. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
  15. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
  16. ↑ ShopkeeperShopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."
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