|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
|-
|Detention Rounds
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|-
|-
|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
|{{ItemIcon|Frenzy}}
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!Context
!Context
!Audio
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
|-
|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
|-
|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
|-
|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
|-
|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
|-
|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
|-
|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
|-
|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
|-
|Guns! Get your guns over here!
|-
|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
|-
|-
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
| rowspan="15" |Purchase a Weapon item
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|-
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
|You got expensive taste. I love it.
|-
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
|-
|And what can I do for you?
|-
|Lookie what I got here.
|-
|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
|-
|How may I be of service?
|-
|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
|-
|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
|-
|Such delights I can sell you.
|-
|Welcome! Welcome.
|-
|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
|-
|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
|-
|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
|-
|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
|-
|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
|-
|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
|-
|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
|}
|}
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== Removed and unused voice lines ==
== Removed and unused voice lines ==
=== Generic ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Context
!Audio
|-
| rowspan="10" |Call outs
|Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
|-
|The Curiosity Shop awaits!
|-
|Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
|-
|I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
|-
|Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
|-
|Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
|-
|All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
|-
|If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
|-
|Guns! Get your guns over here!
|-
|You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
|-
| rowspan="16" |Open the shop window early in the game
|Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
|-
|And what can I do for you?
|-
|Lookie what I got here.
|-
|These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
|-
|How may I be of service?
|-
|Y-you got souls to trade, right?
|-
|If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
|-
|Such delights I can sell you.
|-
|Welcome! Welcome.
|-
|Allow me to pique your curiosity.
|-
|What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
|-
|Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
|-
|I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
|-
|Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
|-
|The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
|-
|From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
|}
=== Item-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item
!Audio
|-
| Belt Fed
| Helloo rate of fire!
|-
|Detention Rounds
|They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
|}
=== Hero-Specific ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
!Hero
!Hero
Revision as of 23:45, 2 July 2026
The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.
“
I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
— The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.
The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.
The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[1] who also voices the Newscaster.
The Shopkeeper has a wife and kid, implying that he has a mortal body.[2][3] The Shopkeeper's kid is implied to be old enough to go to Columbia College.[4]
The Shopkeeper is a big fan of the New York Knickerbockers basketball team and dislikes their rivals, the Celtics.[5][6][7] While a fan of the Knickerbockers, it's implied that the Shopkeeper broke the legs of a Knickerbocker player for owing him money.[8][9]
The Shopkeeper plays in Wraith's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[10][11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[12] Wraith also has a marker on him.[13]
The Shopkeeper has been robbed by Vyper in the past.[14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[15]
If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
Guns! Get your guns over here!
You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
Open the shop window early in the game
Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
And what can I do for you?
Lookie what I got here.
These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
How may I be of service?
Y-you got souls to trade, right?
If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
Such delights I can sell you.
Welcome! Welcome.
Allow me to pique your curiosity.
What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!
Item-Specific
Item
Audio
Belt Fed
Helloo rate of fire!
Detention Rounds
They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
↑Shopkeeper's removed voice line (Wrecker buys T4 item): "Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine."
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Lash buys T4 item during Winter update): "Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday."
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Spirit item): "Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken."
↑Newscaster headline 38: "Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated."
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?"
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay."
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item): "From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck."
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Wraith buys T4 item during Winter update): "What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays?"
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item): "Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!"
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (Vyper buys T4 item during Winter update): "You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays!"
↑Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item during Winter update): "You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to him."
Wraith's weekly poker games, although he needs permission from his wife to play.[10][11] He describes himself as a "degenerate gambler".[12] Wraith also has a marker on him.[13]
Vyper in the past.[14] Despite this, he still likes Vyper and considers her "his kind of scumbag".[15]
Crippling Headshot
Frenzy
Glass Cannon
Lucky Shot
Spiritual Overflow
Ricochet
Silencer
Siphon Bullets
Colossus
Inhibitor
Leech
Phantom Strike
Shadow Weave
Unstoppable
Vampiric Burst
Boundless Spirit
Cursed Relic
Diviner's Kevlar
Echo Shard
Escalating Exposure
Magic Carpet
Mystic Reverb
Refresher
Mirage
Shopkeeper's in-game voice line (buys Weapon item): "I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!"
