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The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.

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I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

— The Shopkeeper

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller, who also voices the Newscaster.

Voice lines

Hero-Specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3	Good luck, Detective Abrams.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3	You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3	I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
Bebop		Have fun out there, Bebop.
		Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
		Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Calico		Keep the cat off the counter.
		So, how's the murder business treatin' ya?
		Blood money is like normal money with a story.
Dynamo		How’s Marla doing, Professor?
		Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
		Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
Fathom		Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city.
		Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt.: Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me!)
		Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep.
		Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it.
		Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork?
Grey Talon		I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
		First time in New York, Talon?
		You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
		Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze		You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
		If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
		I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
		The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3	I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3	Good huntin‘, Holliday.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3	I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus		Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
		Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
		So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3	It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3	I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3	You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin		Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
		I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.
		If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3	Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3	And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3	That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash		Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
		So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
		Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3	Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3	You are a one woman killin‘ machine.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3	You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3	You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mirage		If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
		You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
		Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
		Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill		Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
		Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
		You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paradox	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3	They should know better than to mess with you.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3	Time comes for everyone, eh?
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3	Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3	You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3	Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3	You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3	There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
Raven		Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch!
		Helping you isn't a federal crime, right?
		До свидания! (Goodbye!)
		I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy.
		Have fun visiting New York.
Seven	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3	Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3	When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3	I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3	When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv		Have fun stakin‘ people.
		Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
		Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
		You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
Sinclair		Good luck getting that divorce!
		Big fan of your act, Sinclair.
		Hope you lovebirds find your way through this.
		You guys need some counseling. And the gun.
		Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair.
Trapper		I'm rooting for you, buddy.
		From one New Yorker to another: good luck!
		Go Knicks!
		Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe.
		The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot.
Vindicta	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3	If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3	Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
	File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3	Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous		Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
		I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
		I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Vyper		Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me!
		I like this new V that buys things!
		I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it!
		Well, look who broke out of jail again!
		You're my kind of lowlife, V!
Warden		Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
		Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
		I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
		You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith		Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
		I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
		From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Wrecker		Just take it and get outta here!
		Did you just… lick your lips?
		Please don’t eat me.
Yamato		Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")
		That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
		You have fun stabbin‘ folks.

Item-Specific voice lines

Item	Audio	Transcription
Belt Fed		Helloo rate of fire!
Crippling Headshot		Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Detention Rounds		They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
Frenzy		Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon		High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot		They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
Spiritual Overflow		Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
		You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Ricochet		You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Silencer		This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Siphon Bullets		Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Colossus		Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Inhibitor		If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech		Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike		You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Shadow Weave		If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Unstoppable		My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Boundless Spirit		Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Curse		I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Diviner's Kevlar		If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
		Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Echo Shard		The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure		Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Magic Carpet		Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final.
Mystic Reverb		He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
Refresher		Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
Surge of Power		Reloading is for lesser men.

Hero and Item-Specific

Hero	Item	Audio	Transcription
Mirage	Magic Carpet		Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement.

Generic voice lines

Context	Audio	Transcription
Call outs		Hey buddy! You wanna buy something?
		The Curiosity Shop awaits!
		Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it?
		I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here!
		Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today!
		Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop!
		All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today!
		If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here!
		Guns! Get your guns over here!
		You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes!
Purchase a Weapon item		Stay strong, buddy!
		Good luck!
		An excellent choice.
		Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
		Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
		Your enemies will curse your name!
		I got one of those for the missus. Big fan!
		Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
		We live in interesting times, don't we?
		Have fun, don't get dead!
		Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
		You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
		I got more where that came from!
		Today you're makin' history!
		I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item		A little protection goes a long way.
		Good luck not gettin' shot!
		If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
		My friend, survival is paramount.
		If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
		Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
		Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride!
		Stay safe out there.
		That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside.
		Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
		Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
		You'll be the last one standin'.
		Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
		Swing by anytime.
		Come back if you need anything else.
		Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item		If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
		Aah. You have discerning taste.
		Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
		Exquisite, isn't it?
		Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
		You're not gonna regret that.
		I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
		Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
		Now go out there and impose your will.
		You have a good eye.
		I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
		Good luck completin' the ritual!
		A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
		Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
		You got expensive taste. I love it.
Open the shop window early in the game		Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
		And what can I do for you?
		Lookie what I got here.
		These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
		How may I be of service?
		Y-you got souls to trade, right?
		If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
		Such delights I can sell you.
		Welcome! Welcome.
		Allow me to pique your curiosity.
		What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
		Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
		I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
		Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
		The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
		From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!

Seasonal voice lines

These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.

Winter event 2024

Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.

Context	Audio	Transcription
Purchase a T4 Item		He-ey, someone's lookin' festive!
		Love the hat! Never take it off!
		That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'?
		Happy holidays!
		The big guy know you're workin' for him?
		Hope this puts me on a "nice" list!
		You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself.
		There goes one scary lookin' elf.
		Enjoy the holiday!

Removed and unused voice lines

Hero	Audio	Transcription
Calico		You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
Wrecker		Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine.
		After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game!
		Give 'em hell, buddy!

Trivia

• The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.

• The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
• Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Priest.