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The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.
“I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!— The Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.
The Shopkeeper is voiced by Jason Keller,[1] who also voices the Newscaster.
Voice lines
Hero-Specific voice lines
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
| Hero | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
 Abrams
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 01.mp3 | Good luck, Detective Abrams. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 02.mp3 | You are a very large man, and I feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 abrams 03.mp3 | I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya? | |
 Bebop
|
Have fun out there, Bebop. | |
| Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her. | ||
| Bebop, you got an eye for quality. | ||
 Billy
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 01.ogg | Good luck fightin' the man, Billy! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 02.ogg | Thanks for shopping local, Billy! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 03.ogg | Have fun tearin' a machine down! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 04.ogg | Now there goes a man, who kinda believes in a vague idea of something. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 punkgoat 05.ogg | Must be nice havin' ideals. | |
 Calico
|
Keep the cat off the counter. | |
| So, how's the murder business treatin' ya? | ||
| Blood money is like normal money with a story. | ||
 The Doorman
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 01.ogg | Hey buddy, don't suppose you can get me in Ms. Prunce reservations for Sunday? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 02.ogg | Good luck defending the Baroness! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 03.ogg | I got nothing but respect for the hospitalilty business, my friend. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 04.ogg | You were looking mighty professional, and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't kill me. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 doorman 05.ogg | Good luck out there, Doorman! | |
 Drifter
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 01.ogg | You Louisiana boys know how to party. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 02.ogg | Laissez slonbonne temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!) | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 03.ogg | Let the good times roll, baby! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 04.ogg | You wanna know a good beignet place, just say the word. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 drifter 05.ogg | You are one scary son of a bitch, and I don't wanna make you mad. | |
 Dynamo
|
How’s Marla doing, Professor? | |
| Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor. | ||
| Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…? | ||
 Fathom
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 01.ogg | Don't see too many fishmen walking around the city. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02.ogg
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 02 alt 01.ogg File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 alt slork 02.ogg |
Have fun preying on landwalkers who aren't me. (Alt: Thanks for keepin' the park safe!) | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 03.ogg | Always a pleasure to do business with a denizen of the Deep. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 04.ogg | Thanks for not ripping my face off, Fathom! The missus will appreciate it. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 slork 05.ogg | Anyone ever tell you you look like a Slork? | |
 Grey Talon
|
I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon. | |
| First time in New York, Talon? | ||
| You’re not messin‘ around, are ya? | ||
| Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy. | ||
 Haze
|
You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze. | |
| If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now! | ||
| I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it! | ||
| The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze? | ||
 Holliday
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 01.mp3 | I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 02.mp3 | Good huntin‘, Holliday. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 holliday 03.mp3 | I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday. | |
 Infernus
|
Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later? | |
| Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern. | ||
| So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good. | ||
 Ivy
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 01.mp3 | It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 02.mp3 | I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 ivy 03.mp3 | You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy. | |
 Kelvin
|
Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka. | |
| I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh. | ||
| If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me. | ||
 Lady Geist
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 01.mp3 | Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 02.mp3 | And a good day to you and Oathkeeper. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 geist 03.mp3 | That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later. | |
 Lash
|
Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics. | |
| So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem? | ||
| Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay? | ||
 McGinnis
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 01.mp3 | Give ‘em hell, McGinnis! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 02.mp3 | You are a one woman killin‘ machine. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 03.mp3 | You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 mcginnis 04.mp3 | You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want. | |
 Mina
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 01.ogg | Thanks for not drinkin' my blood! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 02.ogg | As long as you're payin' me, you can be as rude as you want, Mina. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 03.ogg | Happy to have your business, Mina. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 04.ogg | That a gift for the Vicount? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vampirebat 05.ogg | Mina, you may be a bad person, but you're a great customer. | |
 Mirage
|
If the Djinn need anything, let me know. | |
| You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage. | ||
| Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one. | ||
| Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway. | ||
 Mo & Krill
|
Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug! | |
| Alright boys, give ‘em hell. | ||
| You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven. | ||
 Paige
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 01.ogg | You're a good kid, don't get dead. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 02.ogg | I feel you're too smart to want to go get shot at, Paige. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 03.ogg | Your brother is lucky to have a sister like you. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 04.ogg | Tell your pops I said hi. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 bookworm 05.ogg | Don't tell your dad I sold you this, okay? | |
 Paradox
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 01.mp3 | They should know better than to mess with you. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 02.mp3 | Time comes for everyone, eh? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 paradox 03.mp3 | Good luck, Paradox. | |
 Pocket
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 01.mp3 | You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 02.mp3 | Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 03.mp3 | You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 pocket 04.mp3 | There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch. | |
 Raven
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 01.ogg | Raven, you are one dapper son of a bitch! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 02.ogg | Helping you isn't a federal crime, right? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 03.ogg | До свидания! (Goodbye!) | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 04.ogg | I'm not looking to make the Soviet Empire my enemy. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 operative 05.ogg | Have fun visiting New York. | |
 Seven
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 01.mp3 | Your rivals… won’t be around much longer. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 02.mp3 | When you get your revenge, remember who helped you. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 03.mp3 | I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 seven 04.mp3 | When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything. | |
 Shiv
|
Have fun stakin‘ people. | |
| Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true. | ||
| Good seein‘ you, Shiv. | ||
| You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society. | ||
 Sinclair
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 01.ogg | Good luck getting that divorce! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 02.ogg | Big fan of your act, Sinclair. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 03.ogg | Hope you lovebirds find your way through this. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 04.ogg | You guys need some counseling. And the gun. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 magician 05.ogg | Don't get in too much trouble, Sinclair. | |
 Trapper
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 01.ogg | I'm rooting for you, buddy. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 02.ogg | From one New Yorker to another: good luck! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 03.ogg | Go Knicks! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 04.ogg | Appreciate the work you do. Stay safe. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 trapper 05.ogg | The city owes you boys in the Municipal Coven a lot. | |
 Victor
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 01.ogg | I threw in a pack of stables, on the house. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 02.ogg | Make sure to have all your body parts before you leave! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 03.ogg | I'm tellin you, an "I love New York" shirt would really bring the whole look together. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 04.ogg | It's nice to have a regular who can't die on me. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 frank 05.ogg | Good luck, dead man! | |
 Vindicta
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 01.mp3 | If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 02.mp3 | Good luck extracting bloody revenge. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 vindicta 03.mp3 | Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave. | |
 Viscous
|
Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo. | |
| I like the cut of your jib, Viscous. | ||
| I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it. | ||
 Vyper
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 01.ogg | Oh my god, you're actually spending money instead of robbing me! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 02.ogg | I like this new V that buys things! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 03.ogg | I don't know what's gotten into you, V, but I like it! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 04.ogg | Well, look who broke out of jail again! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 viper 05.ogg | You're my kind of lowlife, V! | |
 Warden
|
Keep fightin‘ the good fight. | |
| Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean. | ||
| I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant. | ||
| You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know. | ||
 Wraith
|
Big fan of your operation, Wraith. | |
| I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game? | ||
| From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck. | ||
 Wrecker
|
Just take it and get outta here! | |
| Did you just… lick your lips? | ||
| Please don’t eat me. | ||
 Yamato
|
|
Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.") |
| That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me. | ||
| You have fun stabbin‘ folks. |
Item-Specific voice lines
| Item | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Belt Fed | Helloo rate of fire! | |
| Crippling Headshot | Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now. | |
| Detention Rounds | They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them! | |
| Frenzy | Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging! | |
| Glass Cannon | High risk, high reward. | |
| Lucky Shot | They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite? | |
| Spiritual Overflow | Your abilities are about to go to the next level! | |
| You're about to make some magic happen my friend! | ||
| Ricochet | You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed! | |
| Silencer | This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics. | |
| Siphon Bullets | Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun? | |
| Colossus | Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty | |
| Inhibitor | If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you! | |
| Leech | Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%! | |
| Phantom Strike | You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield! | |
| Shadow Weave | If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar. | |
| Unstoppable | My friend, you are about to be unstoppable! | |
| Boundless Spirit | Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend. | |
| Curse | I see you're looking to put someone on tilt! | |
| Diviner's Kevlar | If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy. | |
| Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy. | ||
| Echo Shard | The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem. | |
| Escalating Exposure | Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better. | |
| Magic Carpet | Fastest way to get around a city, guaranteed. Well not an actual guarantee—you leave the shop with this, all sales are final. | |
| Mystic Reverb | He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend! | |
| Refresher | Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again! | |
| Surge of Power | Reloading is for lesser men. |
Hero and Item-Specific
| Hero | Item | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mirage
|
 Magic Carpet
|
Well, a little on the nose, but... no judgement. |
Generic voice lines
| Context | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Call outs | Hey buddy! You wanna buy something? | |
| The Curiosity Shop awaits! | ||
| Hey! You with the money! You wanna spend it? | ||
| I got all sorts of fun stuff for sale over here! | ||
| Don't be caught in the Maelstrom unprepared: buy mystic goods today! | ||
| Get all the ritual supplies you need at the Curiosity Shop! | ||
| All the power of "Designer Mystics" with none of the pretension! Come to the Curiosity Shop today! | ||
| If you're looking for items to complete the ritual, I've got you covered right here! | ||
| Guns! Get your guns over here! | ||
| You want hexes? We got hexes! You need bullets? We got bullets! You need a Reuben? Find a deli, because at the Curiosity Shop, we deal in power and tchotskes! | ||
| Purchase a Weapon item | Stay strong, buddy! | |
| Good luck! | ||
| An excellent choice. | ||
| Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain. | ||
| Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement. | ||
| Your enemies will curse your name! | ||
| I got one of those for the missus. Big fan! | ||
| Little bit of advice: Don't get caught. | ||
| We live in interesting times, don't we? | ||
| Have fun, don't get dead! | ||
| Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start. | ||
| You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun? | ||
| I got more where that came from! | ||
| Today you're makin' history! | ||
| I-It's brutal out there, eh? | ||
| Purchase a Vitality item | A little protection goes a long way. | |
| Good luck not gettin' shot! | ||
| If you need more protection, you know where to find me. | ||
| My friend, survival is paramount. | ||
| If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place. | ||
| Pragmatic, stylish... I love it! | ||
| Look who's ready for a 2 AM metro ride! | ||
| Stay safe out there. | ||
| That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside. | ||
| Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you. | ||
| Stay two steps ahead of death my friend. | ||
| You'll be the last one standin'. | ||
| Ha, the old New York tuxedo! | ||
| Swing by anytime. | ||
| Come back if you need anything else. | ||
| Someone's using their noodle. | ||
| Purchase a Spirit item | If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck. | |
| Aah. You have discerning taste. | ||
| Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used. | ||
| Exquisite, isn't it? | ||
| Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken. | ||
| You're not gonna regret that. | ||
| I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it! | ||
| Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone. | ||
| Now go out there and impose your will. | ||
| You have a good eye. | ||
| I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship. | ||
| Good luck completin' the ritual! | ||
| A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands. | ||
| Here's your chance to shape your destiny. | ||
| You got expensive taste. I love it. | ||
| Open the shop window early in the game | Welcome to my shop of curiosity. | |
| And what can I do for you? | ||
| Lookie what I got here. | ||
| These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared? | ||
| How may I be of service? | ||
| Y-you got souls to trade, right? | ||
| If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place. | ||
| Such delights I can sell you. | ||
| Welcome! Welcome. | ||
| Allow me to pique your curiosity. | ||
| What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific? | ||
| Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell. | ||
| I'm sure you'll see something here you like. | ||
| Welcome to New York! Need a gun? | ||
| The Curiosity Shop is open for business. | ||
| From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need! |
Seasonal voice lines
These voice lines are played only during seasonal events.
Winter event 2024
Triggered when the player purchases a T4 item while wearing a Winter skin.
| Context | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Purchase a T4 Item | He-ey, someone's lookin' festive! | |
| Love the hat! Never take it off! | ||
| That's gonna bring in the holiday cheer, if you know what I'm sayin'? | ||
|
|
Happy holidays! | |
| The big guy know you're workin' for him? | ||
| Hope this puts me on a "nice" list! | ||
| You want a glass of eggnog with that? It's actually just whiskey, but I'd like to lie to myself. | ||
| There goes one scary lookin' elf. | ||
| Enjoy the holiday! |
Winter event 2025
Hero-Specific voice lines
These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.
| Hero | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Abrams
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 01.ogg | That doesn't look like you're carrying Dickins, Abrams. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 02.ogg | Hey Abrams, want some eggnog that's just whiskey? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 atlas 03.ogg | Stay warm, detective! | |
| Bebop
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 01.ogg | It's a Christmas gift for Miss Shelly? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 02.ogg | Thanks for bringin' Miss Shelly's cookies last week, they were great! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bebop 03.ogg | Lemme guess, Lash is your Secret Santa? | |
| Billy
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 01.ogg | Don't be a Scrooge, Billy. The holidays are great! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 02.ogg | Hope you have fun throwing a snowball at someone who disgusts you! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 punkgoat 03.ogg | Even you deserve a happy holiday, Billy. | |
| Calico
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 01.ogg | It's the holidays, I threw in some catnap for free. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 02.ogg | So... do assasins take off for the holidays, or is it a busier time of year? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 nano 03.ogg | You really should give Ava a jacket, Calico. Be a responsible cat momma! | |
| The Doorman
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 01.ogg | Heard the decorations at the Baroness were great this year! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 02.ogg | The Baroness doing anything special for New Years? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 doorman 03.ogg | Happy holidays, Mr. Doorman. | |
| Drifter
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 01.ogg | I don't wanna know your holiday plans, Drifter. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 02.ogg | I heard you whistling earlier. It was... yeah, it was really festive! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 drifter 03.ogg | Happy holidays, you can go now. | |
| Dynamo
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 01.ogg | Gettin' in a little last minute shopping? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 02.ogg | It was great seeing you and Marla caroling last night, professor! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 dynamo 03.ogg | Hell of a way to spend your winter break, professor. | |
| Grey Talon
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 01.ogg | I'm sure the holidays are tough for you this year, Talon. I'm sorry. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 02.ogg | This year, you're giving the gift of revenge. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 orion 03.ogg | You're like the world's angriest Santa! | |
| Haze
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 01.ogg | OSIC makin you work the holidays, huh? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 02.ogg | You're like the sugar plum fairy, with Uzis! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 haze 03.ogg | Hope the FEDs are givin' you time and a half. | |
| Holliday
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 01.ogg | Picked a hell of a time to visit, Holliday. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 02.ogg | I know you're looking for a serial killer, but if you got time, you should check out the Rockets. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 astro 03.ogg | Happy holidays... Holliday. | |
| Infernus
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 01.ogg | Jezebel's is still doin' Martinis and Mistletoe this year, right? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 02.ogg | Tell Hank, happy holidays from me! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 inferno 03.ogg | I bet you don't have a problem stayin' warm. | |
| Ivy
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 01.ogg | You are definitely on the nice list this year! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 02.ogg | This a gift for the Arroyo's, or yourself? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 tengu 03.ogg | Merry Christmas, Ivy. | |
| Kelvin
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 01.ogg | Way to look seasonally appropriate, Kelvin! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 02.ogg | Nice parka! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 kelvin 03.ogg | Who needs to go to Rocketfellar center when they got you around? | |
| Lady Geist
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 01.ogg | For the lady who has everything. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 02.ogg | Givin' this to your grandkid for Christmas? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 ghost 03.ogg | So... do you give Oathkeeper a Christmas present, or do you just kill an extra hobo? | |
| Lash
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 01.ogg | Why do I get the feelin' you're gonna ruin someone's holiday? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 02.ogg | Lash, even a Celtics fan deserves to have a happy holiday. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 lash 03.ogg | Lemme guess, this is a gift for Bebop, isn't it? | |
| McGinnis
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 01.ogg | I bet Santa would love to have you in a workshop. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 02.ogg | When you think about it, you're basically one of Santa's elves! Only you make miniguns, and not toys. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 forge 03.ogg | Happy holidays, McGinnis! | |
| Mina
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 01.ogg | Heard you're throwin' one hell of a holiday party this year, Mina. Don't suppose you can get me in? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 02.ogg | Happy holidays, Mina! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 vampirebat 03.ogg | You pickin' this up as a gift for the Vicount? | |
| Mirage
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 01.ogg | You plannin' on takin' Nashala ice skating later? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 02.ogg | You picked a hell of a time to visit, Mirage. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 mirage 03.ogg | Hope you get Wyoming for the holidays. | |
| Mo & Krill
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 01.ogg | So you and Mo doin' a whole gift of the Magi this year? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 02.ogg | You know what you boys need? Santa hats. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 krill 03.ogg | You need some decorations for the old tunnel, you let me know. | |
| Paige
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 01.ogg | You doin' Christmas Carol at the library again this year? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 02.ogg | I'm guessin your brother isn't coming home for the holidays, right? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 bookworm 03.ogg | Don't be that person who gives books to people who don't read. They're not gonna start! I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. | |
| Paradox
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 01.ogg | I bet you make one hell of a Secret Santa, Paradox. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 02.ogg | Hope your heart grows three sizes this season, Paradox. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 chrono 03.ogg | Happy holidays, Paradox. | |
| Pocket
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 01.ogg | It's always nice to visit family for the holidays. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 02.ogg | So, you goin' to the Fairfax holiday party after the ritual? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 synth 03.ogg | Buying something for when you see your dad, I see. | |
| Seven
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 01.ogg | You're looking... festive. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 02.ogg | Give them a holiday light show they won't forget, Seven. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 gigawatt 03.ogg | I'm guessin' you don't mind being on the naughty list. | |
| Shiv
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 01.ogg | Is this your first holiday where you're not on the lamb? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 02.ogg | The Baxter Society has the new guy workin' the holiday shift, huh? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 shiv 03.ogg | Gotta ask, when you get gifts, are they basically all knives? | |
| Sinclair
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 01.ogg | I'm guess you're not giving eachother gifts this year? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 02.ogg | Try not to kill each other, okay? It's the holidays. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 magician 03.ogg | Happy holidays, Sinclair, and also to you Sinclair! I don't know if you both can hear me, so I'm covering all bases. | |
| Victor
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 01.ogg | You're like Marley with a staple gun, Victor. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 02.ogg | C'mon Victor, cheer up! Have some eggnog and live a little! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 frank 03.ogg | Isn't it a little cold not to wear a shirt? | |
| Vindicta
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 01.ogg | You're like if the Ghost of Christmas Past and the Ghost of Christmas Future had a baby! With a sniper rifle! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 02.ogg | Bet you would scare the hell out of Ebenezer. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 hornet 03.ogg | Hey, look everybody! We got ourselves a Christmas spirit right here! | |
| Viscous
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 01.ogg | What do you think of the holidays in New York, Viscous? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 02.ogg | Happy holidays, Viscous. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viscous 03.ogg | Don't worry Viscous, Santa's gonna take good care of you. | |
| Vyper
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 01.ogg | You're my kind of scumbag, V. Happy holidays! |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 02.ogg | Hope you catch Lash under the mistletoe and he doesn't file a restraining order. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 viper 03.ogg | Here's a little tip, V. Throw some nutmeg in your pruno. It will taste just like Christmas. | |
| Warden
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 01.ogg | Smile, Warden, it's the holidays. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 02.ogg | You look like a man who could use some hot chocolate in his life. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 warden 03.ogg | Hope you spend your holidays with people that make you happy, Warden. Cause you look like someone who needs a hug. | |
| Wraith
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File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 01.ogg | What do you say you forgive a marker for the holidays? |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 02.ogg | Hope you gave all the cops on your payroll a nice holiday bonus. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 wraith 03.ogg | The New Year's game still on? Cause the missus gave me the okay. | |
| Yamato
|
File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 01.ogg | Hope you enjoy your first Christmas in New York. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 02.ogg | New York winters are hell of thing, ain't it? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal t4 yamato 03.ogg | Happy holidays, Yamato. |
Purchasing items
| Context | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Weapon Item | File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 01.ogg | Happy holidays. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 02.ogg | You see Santa, you give that son of a bitch what's comin' to em. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 03.ogg | Haha, that's stocking stuffer! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 04.ogg | Let's see the big man give you a lump of coal now! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 05.ogg | I don't know about you, but when I hear a strange man is breaking into homes in the middle of the night, I want to be prepared. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 06.ogg | Not a creature stirring my ass, you need a gun. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 07.ogg | I can throw a bow on it if you want to be festive. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 08.ogg | Do your holiday shopping with a little extra confidence this year. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 09.ogg | Piece of fruit cake. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 10.ogg | Think of it like a present that dispenses smaller presents. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 11.ogg | Flash this and they'll bring the figgy pudding real fast. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 12.ogg | I'm runnin' a special! Buy a gun and get 10 percent off Nutcracker tickets! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 13.ogg | You got a permit for that? Just kidding, it's Christmas, I don't care! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 14.ogg | This'll help bring in the New Year.. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy gun 15.ogg | Your snowball fight's about to get a lot more interesting. | |
| Ability Item | File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 01.ogg | Oh, I got some holiday spirit for ya. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 02.ogg | You want to make a splash at the office white elephant? This is the way to do it. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 03.ogg | Who doesn't love a little holiday magic? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 04.ogg | The elves were workin' overtime on this bad boy. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 05.ogg | Here's somethin' special from Santa's workshop. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 06.ogg | Ain't nothin' like Christmas time in New York. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 07.ogg | Would you like that gift wrapped? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 08.ogg | I threw in a candy cane. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 09.ogg | I know one of those bad boys is under the tree for me. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 10.ogg | It's one way to show your good cheer. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 11.ogg | Wanna see what else fell off the sleigh? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 12.ogg | Got anything else on the wishlist? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 13.ogg | We also got Cursed Apple snowglobes, if you're interested. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 14.ogg | God I love this time of year. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy tech 15.ogg | Magic is just in the air, you know? | |
| Vitality Item | File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 01.ogg | Smart thinkin', it's Krampus season. |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 02.ogg | Let's see the Abominable Snowman take a bite out of you now! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 03.ogg | The world's cold, better bundle up. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 04.ogg | Nothin' like New York throwin' the holidays, am I right? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 05.ogg | Throw on a Santa hat and BOOM! You're ready for a holiday party. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 06.ogg | Well this will keep you nice and warm. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 07.ogg | If you're going caroling this year, you need to be ready. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 08.ogg | I don't visit my family for the holidays without wearin' one of those. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 09.ogg | Beats a sweater. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 10.ogg | You can't always count on a Christmas miracle! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 11.ogg | Lookin' to go department store shopping, huh? | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 12.ogg | People lose their minds this time of year. Best be careful. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 13.ogg | Someone's ma taught them how to dress for the winter! | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 14.ogg | I don't do gift receipts. | |
| File:Shopkeeper hotdog seasonal buy armor 15.ogg | Good thinkin', New Year's can get a little crazy around here. |
Removed and unused voice lines
| Hero | Audio | Transcription |
|---|---|---|
| Calico
|
You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger. | |
| Wrecker
|
Any fan of the Knickerbockers is a friend of mine. | |
| After you finish the ritual, swing by! We'll catch a game! | ||
| Give 'em hell, buddy! |
Trivia
- The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.
- The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.
- Jason Keller has also provided temp VO for Priest.
References
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