Infernus/Quotes

List of voice-over quotes for Infernus, voiced by Phil Morris, as well as quotes from other characters referencing Infernus.

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Audio	Transcription
	What'll it be today?
	Believe me, I've seen some things.
	Sometimes, you gotta go to extremes to help your friends.
	If I'm not dealing with one type of patron, I'm dealing with another!
	They don't need a bouncer when I'm tending bar!
	Don't you worry, I got you.
	You're one of my regulars, aren't you?
	Let's go complete a ritual.
	It's so nice to know that my years of antisocial behavior can be put to good use.
	You got an eye for talent, I give you that.

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Audio	Transcription
	Heading back to the bar.
	I got work to do anyway.
	It's probably for the best.
	Good luck out there.
	If you need a drink after the ritual, you know where to find me.
	Helping run a business is hard enough without worrying about extraplanar deities.
	I think I'm just gonna sit this one out.
	I ain't about that life anymore.
	The old me would have jumped at the chance, but I'm wiser now.
	I wish I could help, but my friends need me.

Generic voice lines

Generic kill voice lines

Context	Audio	Transcription
Kill an enemy Hero		Sorry, pal.
		Not your day.
		You never should've messed with me.
		You not ready to fight someone like me.
		There's a reason they don't need a bouncer when I'm tendin' bar.
		I think they got the message.
		Shit gets easier every time.
		They won't be the last.
		They should've known better than to mess with me.
		Anyone else wanna play with fire?
Kill a high net worth enemy		Took out their front runner.

Hero-specific voice lines

Enemy

Hero	Context	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Kill			Took out Abrams!
				The detective is down!
				Now we don't need to worry about Abrams for a while.
				Sorry, buddy.
				I hate takin' out my regulars.
Dynamo	Kill			So long, professor.
				This is real life.
				Sorry, big boy.
				I won't be worryin' about a black hole for a while.
				Took out professor Dynamo!
Grey Talon	Kill			I get why you're fightin', Talon, but I gotta stop you.
				Last thing I wanted was to take out an old man.
				I heard about your grand kids. I'm sorry.
				Grey Talon is dead.
				Hunting season's over.
Haze	Kill			Hank isn't going to be wild about me pissin' off the feds...
				Took out Haze.
				Oh the OSIC are gonna be comin' for my ass now.
				Sandman had to go.
				Well, that should give us some breathin' room.
Holliday	Kill			Stopped the sheriff.
				Took down Holliday.
				New York ain't for everyone.
				I'm so sorry, Holliday...
				I wish our story had a happier ending.
Ivy	Kill	kill_ivy_01-05 (unused)		It is not personal, Ivy.
				Well if it makes you feel any better, Carlos still has my vote for Mayor.
				Ivy's down!
				Took out the gargoyle.
				Picked the wrong side, Ivy.
Kelvin	Kill			Kelvin's down!
				Sorry, ice man.
				The dead should stay buried.
				New York ain't the place for you, Kelvin.
				Your little expedition has come to an end.
Lady Geist	Kill	kill_geist_01-05 (unused)		That... could've gone real bad.
				Better her than me.
				So long, Geist.
				That woman's dangerous.
				Should've never messed with me, Geist.
Lash	Kill			Shut him up!
				I knew Lash wasn't shit.
				People like Lash always like to talk about how bad they are.
				Looks like you weren't unstoppable after all.
				Took down Lash!
McGinnis	Kill			Stopped McGinnis!
				I took out McGinnis. (Alt: Fairfax industries is overpayin' you.)
				I thought you'd be tougher.
				You got all the hardware, but none o' the talent.
				I think McGinnis got the message. (Alt: She may be a genius, but she wasn't smart enough to stay home.)
Mirage	Kill			Mirage is down!
				Nothin' personal, Mirage.
				You brought sand to a firefight, son.
				The Djinn picked the wrong side.
				It didn't have to go down like this, Mirage
Mo & Krill	Kill			You boys are killin' me.
				God damn it Mo. Why you makin' me do this?
				Sorry about that, Krill.
				I'll make it up to you both later.
				Hopefully, tomorrow we can all laugh about this.
Paradox	Kill			Took out Paradox!
				Nice try, Paradox.
				Oh you ain't robbin' us, Paradox.
				All those tricks were never gonna be enough.
				You're not half as clever you think you are, Paradox.
Pocket	Kill	kill_pocket_01-05 (unused)		You're outta your depth, Pocket.
				You should've stuck to playing with Mommy and Daddy's money.
				Welcome to my world, Pocket.
				Actions have consequences, Pocket.
				You're playin' with the big boys now, kid.
		kill_synth_01-05		You're waay outta your depth, Pocket.
				Kid, you need to stay home.
				Took out Pocket.
				You shouldn't be out here, Pocket.
				This ain't the life for you, Pocket.
Seven	Kill			That is one scary son of a bitch.
				That guy gave me the creeps.
				Took out Seven!
				That'll put a stop to his little light show.
				Won't be seein' him for a while.
Shiv	Kill			I thought the Baxter Society was supposed to be the good guys.
				Spend more time fighting and less time on your hair.
				Shiv. This was never gonna be your day.
				Stopped the blood mage!
				Get outta my city, Shiv.
Vindicta	Kill			Stopped their sniper.
				Sorry, Vindicta.
				You ain't got what it takes, Vindicta.
				I'm not lettin' you take out my friends, Vindicta.
				You thought you were untouchable, didn't you?
Viscous	Kill			That shit is just weird.
				I don't know what the hell it is. But it's dead.
				Go back to the Deep, Viscous.
				I gave him the old New York welcome.
				Took out the goo man.
Warden	Kill			Stopped Warden.
				Stopped Warden.
				I ain't scared of you, Warden.
				Who's got the power now?
				You brave. But dumb as hell.
Wraith	Kill			Hope you bet on me, Wraith.
				I see you at the game friday, Wraith.
				You don't own me, Wraith.
				Stick to card tricks, Wraith.
				A little humility will do her good.
Wrecker	Kill			You're a monster, Wrecker.
				You got what you deserved.
				Oh, you not eatin' my friends!
				Get the hell outta my city!
				Stay away from me, Wrecker!
Yamato	Kill			Yamato's down!
				The Seventh Moon is never gonna run New York.
				You picked the wrong fight, Yamato.
				Should've used a gun.
				You ain't in charge here, Yamato.

Conversations

Conversation voice lines are intended to play at the beginning of a match, but have not yet been implemented.

Character	Complete?	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Yes		Abrams: Hey Fern, next time you're pouring me the good stuff, remember all the times I saved your life today. Infernus: You got it buddy!
			Abrams: So when's the last time you went to Ixia? Infernus: Never. Abrams: You gotta be kidding me! Infernus: New York born and raised baby!
			Infernus: I haven't seen you in a minute, brotha. Abrams: Yeah, case I've been working's been... consuming... Infernus: Are you okay? Abrams: After today... I will be.
Haze	No		Haze: Those guardians won't be standing for long.
			Haze: Would think a bartender would be a little more nervous. Haze: Military.
			Haze: That might be the first time someone asked me if I had friends. Haze: Have friends? Of course. Haze: Friend would be pushing it, but I know someone. Haze: If the ritual goes bad, why would I want to?
Holliday	Yes		Holliday: What you're doing is noble. Infernus: Excuse me? Holliday: Helping your friend. It's noble. Infernus: Well... he'd do the same for me.
			Holliday: Bet you had quite the life before you became a bartender? Infernus: Hm, I'm not sure if the statute of limitations lets me answer that question, honestly. Holliday: You're not in my jurisidiction. Infernus: How about when this is over, we have a chat at the bar? Holliday: Sounds like a plan. Infernus: Sounds like a date.
			Infernus: You in town for long? Holliday: God, I hope not. Infernus: Afraid of the big city? Holliday: Not afraid. Just don't like it.
Mo & Krill	No		Krill: Fern? Haven't seen you at the game in a while. Krill: Afraid she'll want to pull you back in?
			Krill: Not bad! Work is interesting and violent, Momo's trying his paws at pottery, I am 31 chapters into my memoir. Krill: My friend, if I died before telling the world of our adventures, it would be a far greater crime than any we have committed.
			Krill: You look good, Fern! Krill: How's Hank doing? I heard the bar is going through a... transitional period. Krill: If there's anything we can do, let us know.
Seven	Yes		Seven: All your power and you waste it as a bartender? Infernus: Me choosin' a different life for myself isn't a waste. It's the best thing I ever did.
			Seven: Do you miss it? Infernus: Excuse me? Seven: The life you had before you put yourself in a muzzle. Do you miss it? Infernus: Not everyone likes killin' people, Seven. Seven: Please, I don't like murder, I'm indifferent to it.
			Infernus: I'm surprised you stayed in New York with the OSIC settin' up shop. Seven: What do I have to fear from an inept government? Infernus: Inept? They caught you before? Seven: Oh sure they did.
Viscous	No		Viscous: Do you always dress fancy, or is it just for work? Viscous: I need a tie!
			Viscous: People-watching is fun! Viscous: What's that? Viscous: Why isn't it called "Hank's"?
			Viscous: Yep! Viscous: Sure. Viscous: But that would be rude.
Wraith	No		Wraith: It's gonna be offensive how fast we burn down their objectives.
			Wraith: How's working at the boring bar? Wraith: Kinda does. Wraith: He is. A good. Boring. Man.
			Wraith: It's ok, you can say it. Wraith: That you miss me. Wraith: Practice that line more so that next time you say it, I might believe you.

Other characters

Patrons - Match start

Patron	Audio	Transcription
Amber Hand		You're a loyal friend, Infernus. Don't let Hank down.
		Hank is in trouble, Infernus, and you alone have the power to save him.
		Infernus, a misguided youth has given you the tools you need to survive today.
		You love this city, Infernus. Now protect it from the machinations of our enemies.
		Embrace who you're meant to be, Infernus. Complete the ritual.
Sapphire Flame		You are more than your past, Infernus.
		Hank is counting on you to complete the ritual, Infernus.
		Infernus, with your help, your allies will know glory.
		Summon me, Infernus, and I will give you what you seek.
		You built a life for yourself here in New York, Infernus, but it could be so much more.

Shopkeeper

Audio	Transcription
	Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
	Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
	So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.

Newscaster - Winter skin unlock

Audio	Transcription
	A beloved bartender at Jezebel's has traded in his fedora for a Santa hat!