Lash/Quotes

List of voice lines for Lash, voiced by Andrew Bowen, as well as lines from other characters referencing Lash.

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Audio	Transcription
	When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.
	You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.
	Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I can tell 'em... "you're welcome".
	Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.
	Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache. (Alt: Reason number 31 I'm better than Bebop: I know how to actually throw a bomb.)
	Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
	See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.
	The only demons I can't punch... are my own.
	Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.
	I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a... it's a curse really, you know, to just rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you. (Alt: I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's, uh... I mean it's a curse, really. You know, I rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.)
	It's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.
	Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
	You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.

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Audio	Transcription
	Ahaha, ah, good one. Wait, you're serious?
	Okay. Yeah, that was smart, don't pick me. Haha. See what happens.
	It's fine. The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to, cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
	Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so- Ahah. Yeah, no worries.
	I understand, you wanna feel a challenge. See what it's like to not be the god of combat.
	Oh, Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
	The Lash is going to take a "me day".
	Not surprising. It takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
	You don't need to be intimidated by me, I am quite approachable.
	Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life-drawing class.

Conversations

Hero	Complete?	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Yes		Lash: Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work. Abrams: My name's... Abrams. Lash: Probably not gonna remember that. Abrams: After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that? Lash: Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.
			Lash: I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash. Abrams: You are somethin' else. Lash: Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.
			Lash: So, what does it feel like? Abrams: Excuse me? Lash: Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like? Abrams: Nauseating? Lash: No need to be nervous. I am approachable. Abrams: Oh god...
Dynamo	No		Dynamo: I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.
			Dynamo: Don't talk about Marlowe like that. Dynamo:And I'm telling you to stop disrespecting my wife.
			Dynamo: I believe you mean the Patron - and to answer your question... give Marlowe a hug and not let go for three months.
Grey Talon	No		Grey Talon: I was feeling better before you started talking.
			Grey Talon: I do. Your prowess is undeniable. Grey Talon: You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence. Grey Talon: Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
			Grey Talon: If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together. Grey Talon: This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
Haze	No		Haze: This is gonna be a looong day. Haze: Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
			Haze: Sure. Haze: Does he die at the end?
			Haze: People hate you, Lash.
Holliday	Yes		Lash: So... you using that rope for work or recreation? Holliday: You are such a pig. Lash: Nah babe... I'm Lash. Holliday: Shut up!
			Lash: Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city? Holliday: I'm tracking down a serial killer. Lash: If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in. Holliday: Oh my god, I hate you.
			Holliday: Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible. Lash: What's in it for me? Holliday: I don't knock your teeth in. Lash: The Lash accepts.
Lady Geist	No		Lady Geist: Don't talk to me. Lady Geist: Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
			Lady Geist: Tell me you're competent. Lady Geist: I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
			Lady Geist: We're not friends, Lash. You don't keep my confidence. Lady Geist: We are neither.
McGinnis	No		McGinnis: I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius. McGinnis: No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".
			McGinnis: Are you? McGinnis: No need for pet names, "Lash-hole".
			McGinnis: You can go over my walls, right? McGinnis: I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean. McGinnis: Shut up.
Seven	Yes		Lash: Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman. Seven: I'm not interested in chit-chat. Lash: That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation. Seven: There is no conversation. Lash: The Lash does it again.
			Seven: They say you have quite the ego. Lash: Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things. Seven: On this, we can agree.
			Seven: You're the pitfighter, yes? Lash: Uh... You mispronounced "champion". Seven: How silly of me. Lash: Mistakes happen, Glowstick. Seven: What did you call me? Lash: Glowstick. It's your new nickname. Seven: Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes. Lash: Seven it is!
Wraith	Yes		Wraith: Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight. Lash: Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit. Wraith: I lost a lot of money. Lash: You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.
			Lash: So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop. Wraith: You're the guy that lost to Bebop. Lash: One time. Wraith: One time is all it takes to be a loser. Lash: Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")
			Lash: Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city. Wraith: You're insufferable. Lash: I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.

Abilities

Not all voice lines listed here trigger in-game.

Ground Strike

Also referred to as Dive Strike intermittently.

Ground Strike Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power2" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power1".

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability1		Ground strike's ready.
Almost Ready	No			Ooh, down strike's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes			Ground strike's on cooldown!
Upgrade	Yes			Divekicks are the new uppercut.
	Yes, No			Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with panache. (Alt: Winning isn't enough, you gotta do it with style.)
	No, No			First, I'll knock 'em up, and then I'll knock 'em down. (Alt: First, I knock 'em up - whoo bshh! - and then I knock 'em down, wha bam!)
	Yes			I can't wait to send them airborne!
	Yes			This used to be an uppercut, sigh, then I grew as a person. Y'know, meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts because he sucks.
	Yes			So here's how this works, I fly in, fwoosh - boom! Then I kick them in the face.
	Yes			Yeah, I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred-billion times cooler when I do it mid-air!
	No			The best part isn't launching them in the air, it's knowing that they're cursing my name while I'm launching them in the air.
	Yes			They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
	No			Is flying in on someone trying to escape "cruel"? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so, who cares?
Use	Yes, Yes	Filenames: lash_use_power1_02; lash_use_power1_02_02		Dive strike! (Alt delivery: Dive strike!)
	Yes			Droppin' in.
	No			[Loud grunting]
	Yes			You wanna mess with me?
	Yes			I'm about to show you why I'm the best.
	Yes			I can do this all day!
	Yes			Havin' fun yet?
	Yes			Tired of gettin' your ass kicked?
	Yes			Ground pound!
	Yes			Let's dance, buddy.
	Yes			You won't stop me!
Use (Low health)	Yes			Who said that we were done?
	Yes			The fight ends when I say it ends.
	Yes			Oh, you think you got me beat?
	Yes			I'll be the one walking away!
	Yes			I'm puttin' you in the dirt.

Grapple

Grapple Usage and Upgrade lines are labeled "power1" (with one exception), but the desperation (low health) and ability pings (ready, almost ready, cooldown) are labeled "power2".

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability2		The Lash is *always* ready.
Almost Ready	No			Grapple's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes			Lash is on cooldown.
Upgrade	Yes			No one runs from me!
	Yes			They can try to run. It's not gonna work out well for 'em, but they can try.
	No			Oh, I'm gonna crater 'em.
	Yes			It's my bread and butter baby!
	No			Every time I hear someone scream in frustration, I just get a big ol' smile on my face!
	Yes			I'm gonna be bouncin' all around that battlefield.
	Yes			I can come at them from anywhere.
	Yes			They won't see me comin', but boy, will they know I"ve been there.
	Yes			Every time they think they're safe, I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
	Yes			Is flyin' in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead, so who cares?
	Yes	Filename is lash_upgrade_power3_05		Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
Use	Yes			Try to run!
	Yes			I'm comin' baby!
	Yes			Here comes the Lash!
	Yes			I'm about to ruin your day.
	Yes			Here I come!
	Yes, No			Let's go! (Alt: Let's go.)
	Yes			You wanna mess with the Lash?
	Yes			Start running!
	Yes			[Laughter] Oh!
Use (Low health)	Yes			On the move!
	Yes			I am not dead yet baby!
	Yes			Not givin' up!
	Yes			God I feel alive!
	Yes			Let's up the ante!

Flog

Context	Plays in-game?	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Ready	Yes	Filename: lash_ping_use_ability3		Flog's ready.
Almost Ready	No			Ahh, Flog's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes			Flog's on cooldown.
Upgrade	Yes			I'll stay in the fight.
	Yes			I gotta keep the dance goin'!
	Yes			Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick. This helps me keep it interesting.
	Yes, No			I can outlast everyone. (Alt: First, I throw this when I'm flyin' in - fwoom spoo! And then I punch them, wuh bshh, into oblivion.)
	Yes	Listed as a Flog upgrade line, currently used by Grapple.		Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.
	Yes			If they think they can stand toe to toe with me, they are going to have a beautifully bad day.
	Yes			They'll try to stand up to the Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
	No			Practical and recreational.
	No, Yes			I'll whip 'em into shape! (Alt delivery: I'll whip 'em into shape.)
	No			They don't know who the best is? [scoff] They're about to find out.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_01		If I'm gonna be up close, I need to be ready.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_02		I am ready to get my hands dirty.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_03		Well, let's go ruin their lives!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_04		I'm going to destroy them with this.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_05		They're not gonna know what hit 'em.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_06		Ready to make an impact!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_07		Time to show 'em I'm not messin' around.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_08		Ready to take 'em apart!
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_09		Awh, I'm gonna make this look good.
	Yes	Filename: lash_upgrade_power5_10		Time to put down some rivals.
Use	Yes			Whippin' 'em!
	Yes			No one's outlasting me.
	Yes			Oh my God! [chuckle] You thought you were making progress!
	Yes			Don't you get it? I'm playing with you.
	Yes			You gonna run? Or do you want me to slap you around some more?
	Yes			You're not taking me down.
	Yes			You want a piece of the Lash?!
	Yes			I got a little somethin' for everybody.
	Yes			Let's see how you do against the Lash.
	Yes			I got ya number, baby!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_01		We're not losing to them!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_02		You think you've got the best of me?
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_03		You're in trouble now.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_04		Come on!
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_05		They're not even trying.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_06		They are just begging to get killed by me.
	Yes	Filename: lash_use_power5_07		Keep 'em comin'!
Use (Low Health)	Yes			No one is killing me!
	Yes			Gotta land this...
	Yes			Need a second wind, come on!
	Yes			Come on Lash, you can outlast 'em!
	Yes			Just need to hang on a little longer!

Death Slam

Note: Lash's cooldown ping for abilities use the filename structure "lash_ping_use_ability4" instead of typical ones.

Context	Plays in-game?	Audio	Transcription
Ready	Yes		[Singing] Death Slam's ready!
	Yes		Ready to Death Slam!
	Yes		Death Slam's ready!
	Yes		Ready to use Death Slam!
	Yes		Ready to pick up and slam 'em down!
	Yes		Ready to do my thing!
	Yes		Ready to show 'em what Lash is all about!
	Yes		Lash is ready to do what the Lash does best!
	Yes		Ready to pick someone off!
	Yes		Death Slam is good to go!
	Yes		Say the word and I will Death Slam the shit out of them!
	Yes		What time is it? Lash time.
	Yes		Who's ready to see me be amazing?
	Yes		They're about to get Lash-ed.
	Yes		I'll slam 'em down, you guys take 'em out!
	Yes		The Lash is ready to be a team player!
	Yes		Time for the Lash attack!
	Yes		Are you ready to watch perfection in action?
Almost Ready	No		[Chuckle] Death Slam's almost ready!
Cooldown	Yes		Death Slam's on cooldown. [sigh]
Upgrade	Yes		The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror. Heh.
	Yes		I'll throw 'em around!
	Yes		They get too close they'll regret it.
	No		Now this is how you finish a fight.
	Yes		If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer.
	Yes		This'll stop anyone.
	Yes		Time to play "catch" with some inferior fighters.
	Yes		I don't just *end* fights, I do it with style.
	Yes		There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
	Yes		They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow - fwoo psshh!
Use	Yes		Die!
	Yes		You're mine!
	Yes		Here's the grand finale.
	Yes		Taking you out.
	Yes		You're in the big leagues now, bitch!
	Yes		You can give up whenever you want.
	Yes		Alright, I'm done playin' with you.
	Yes		You're outclassed.
	Yes		You don't got what it takes.
	No, Yes		Sweet dreams! (Alt: Night night.)
Use (Low health)	Yes, No		I got 'em! (Alt delivery: [Whisper] I got 'em.)
	Yes, No		Grabbin' em! (Alt: Grabbin' em!)
	Yes		I'll throw 'em!
	Yes		[Whisper] I got you.
	Yes		[Whisper] You wanna play?

Generic Voice Lines

Generic Kill Voice Lines

Context	Audio	Transcript
Kill		Chump.
		Too easy!
		Ooh, they'll be crying about that one.
		They never had a chance.
		Don't you get it? You're outmatched.
		This? Never gets old.
		They actually thought they had a chance.
		It was over the moment they decided to fight us.
		Eh, they won't be the last person I take out.
		One more for the collection.
Melee Kill		You're done. (Alt: So long, folks.) (Alt: So long, ladies!) (Alt: So long, bitches!)
		Aw! Weak!
		Pathetic.
		Where is the challenge?
		Well, don't need a gun to take out someone like you.
High Net Worth Kill		All that power and you didn't even know how to use it.
Ended Enemy Killstreak		You thought you were on a roll, didn't you?
Revenge Kill		Now, we're even.

Killstreak

Kill Count	Audio	Transcription
4+		Let me show y'all how it's done. (Alt: Let me show *y'all* how it's done!)
		I don't know about you guys but I'm not stoppin' any time soon!
		This is just the beginning.
		Oh, just wait 'till I get it goin'!
		What you think you hate me now? Just wait 'till I kill you again!
8+		Winning's my business, and business is - wa-ching! - good!
		You knew what was going to happen the moment you picked a fight with the Lash.
		Don't feel so bad. The world's full of mediocre talent.
12+		It's cool everyone, gettin' killed by me is an honor.
		Don't look so surprised! I'm better than all of you.
		You see me now, Bebop?

Kill Assist

Audio	Transcription
	Good work!
	Nicely done.
	Took 'em down!
	You're welcome.
	You make a decent sidekick.

Taking Soul Orb

Audio	Transcription
	I will take that.
	That's mine now.
	People just *love* leaving me gifts.
	Cha-ching!
	Another donation to the ol' Church of Saint Lash.

Shop Reminder

Souls	Audio	Transcription
Tier 1 Item		I got money to burn.
		I can use these souls at the shop.
		Might wanna spend these souls.
Tier 2 Item		I should check out what I can buy at the shop.
		I wonder what they have at the shop?
		I gotta remember to check out that store.
Tier 3 Item		I should go back and spend.
		I can get a quality relic!
		Worth seein' what I can afford.
Tier 4 Item		The Lash deserves the best.
		There's nothin' I can't buy.
		The Lash is ready for some retail therapy.

Activating Item

Item	Audio	Transcription
Refresher		I got more where that came from!
		Time to dig deep.
		I'm ready to make the big play.
Colossus		Co-loss-us!
		You wanna play? Let's play.
		Let's see ya stop me now!
Curse		Curse!
		Cursin' 'em!
		Oh, they are really about to hate me!
Decay		Decay!
		That should make the damage stick!
		This should slow their healing!
Echo Shard		Echo Shard!
		Woo! Power's back!
		One more time baby!
Knockdown		Knockin' 'em down! Pa-chnk, pa-chnk!
		Tripped 'em up!
		Aw, they're stunned!
Metal Skin		Try shooting me now.
		I'm not worried about bullets.
		What ya gonna do? Shoot me?
Phantom Strike		Phantom Strike!
		Teleportin' in!
		Now ya see me!
Shadow Weave (unused)		Shadow Weave!
		Disappearing!
		Stealth time.
Ethereal Shift		Lockdown.
		Stasis.
		Isolating.
Vampiric Burst		Surging power!
		Opening fire!
		Time to go all out!
Vampiric Burst (Unused)		Vampire burst!
		I'll drain their life!
		The Lash is ready for action!
Unstoppable		I'm unstoppable!
		You think you can stop me?
		You can't stop the Lash!

Successful Parry

Audio	Transcription
	Oh, nice try!
	That was cute.
	Don't think so.

No Teammates Nearby

Audio	Transcription
	Alright Lash. [sigh] A lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you. You need to be ready.
	They could be hiding anywhere!
	I can't afford to get caught off guard.

Enemy Got Away

Audio	Transcription
	No one hides from me!
	How long you think you can hide from me?
	Quit wasting my time, and come out and fight!

Close Call

Plays when getting on a zipline with very low health.

Audio	Transcription
	When my life just flashed before my eyes, I realized that, I - I - I'm even more amazing than I remembered!
	You're just not good enough to hit me.
	Close, but not close enough.
	Keep tryin'! Maybe you'll get lucky.
	Whew! That was close.
	So long losers!

Last Alive

Audio	Transcription
	Relax, it's all good. I'm used to high pressure situations.
	Wouldn't have it any other way!
	They saved the best, for last! (Alt: They saved the best, for Lash!)

Enemy Has Rejuvenator

Audio	Transcription
	They got the Rejuvenator!
	Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
	They picked up the Rejuv.

Other Characters

Ally Heroes

Voice lines spoken by other Heroes when interacting with Lash.

Hero	Context	Notes	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Pass on zipline	Unused		See you soon, Lash!
Grey Talon	Pass on zipline	Unused		There goes a useful idiot.
Holliday	Pass on zipline	Unused		Do your thing, Lash!
Infernus	Pass on zipline	Unused		Don't die before you close your tab, Lash.
Ivy	Pass on zipline	Unused		Give 'em hell, Lash!
Mo & Krill	Pass on zipline	Unused		Have fun, you magnificent bastard!
Seven	Pass on zipline	Unused		Sow havoc, Lash.
Viscous	Pass on zipline	Unused		Good luck, Lash.
Wraith	Pass on zipline	Unused		Do your thing, Lash.

Patrons - Match Start

Patron	Audio	Transcription
Amber Hand		You cultivate an image, Lash, but I alone know who you truly are.
		Arrogance is a label bestowed by the inferior. Crush them and summon me.
		Complete the ritual and the world will not soon forget the name Lash.
		Lash, your enemies hate you, but they will never forget you. Do whatever it takes to complete the ritual.
		You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you release me, your greatness will be undeniable.
Sapphire Flame		Your bravado is born in reality, not arrogance, and soon the world will understand all that you are. Summon me, Lash.
		The world hates you, Lash, for when they gaze upon you, they realize all that they can never achieve. But soon, your critics will be silenced.
		The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.
		Lash, soon your rival's tears will flood the streets and wash away the sins of the past.
		I know what your heart yearns for, Lash, and you're so close to having it.

Shopkeeper

Audio	Transcription
	Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
	So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
	Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?

Newscaster - Winter Skin Unlocked

Audio	Transcription
	Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!

Removed/Unused Voice Lines

Voice lines that were either removed from the game files or have no triggers to be played in-game.

Neon Prime - Enemy

Hero	Context	Audio	Transcription
Ballista	Killed by		It's fine. You know, lots of guys get the shit kicked out of them by their exes, right?
			I am not "hung up" on Ballista. It's fine.
			Ugh, they look good...
			Get it together, Lash! You're not gonna win them back by losing!
			I taught Ballista that move!
Bebop	Kill		Bebop! You're a dime store version of me, so just deal with it!
			Hey Bebop! Pro tip: Stop sucking!
			Normally I'd say something like "I took your title, and now I took your self-respect". But the reality is, you have no self-respect.
			Let me break it down for you, Bebop: I'm filet mignon. And you? You just suck.
			Like the belt? You should. It was yours.
			You can't hang with me, Bebop. Ever! Not in the Bear Pit, not in the Election Battle, not ever, ever, ever!
	Killed by		This isn't over, Bebop.
			Plenty of time left for me to get revenge.
			If you don't think I'm gonna dedicate my life to destroying you, you haven't been paying attention.
			Bebop took me out. Well, I guess miracles do happen.
			I am not gonna get humiliated by Bebop.
Forge	Kill		Took out Forge.
			Good try, Forge. "Golf clap"!
			Forge is down!
			Oof, those turrets actually gave me a workout!
			You'd kick Bebop's ass, Forge, but you don't got a chance against the Lash.
	Killed by		I see her at the Bear Pit every Thursday with Astro, that lady is a student of the game.
			Forge knows how to build some artillery, that's for sure.
			If I charge into those turrets, I'll be in trouble.
			Astro is a lucky lady to be with someone like Forge.
			Lash, you gotta be smart when you're approaching Forge!
Kali	Kill		Not gonna dunk on you, Kali. You were a hell of a fighter before you retired. Lived in obscurity, came out of retirement in a desperate bid for relevancy, only to get injured by Bebop. Ouch! And put on a shelf for the better part of two decades. Uhf.
			Kali, I just want you to know that it is an honor to kick your ass.
			Reason 96 I'm better than Bebop: Bebop was only able to send you to the hospital. I was able to send you to the morgue.
			A lot's changed since you were out of the game, Kali. There's a new king in town. And his name... is... Lash.
			Keep your head up, Kali. There's nothing wrong with being second-best.